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Author has written 9 stories for Paradise Kiss, Harry Potter, Pet Shop of Horrors, Twilight, and Doctor Who.

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The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3884 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
well then i like seeing you at bedtime by She's a Star reviews
Pillow talk, or something like it.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Anagram by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Daily Prophet features an anagram that is bugging Remus. Will he solve it or will he give it up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Bartimaeus Fanfiction Academy by Grim and Mogget reviews
A Miss Cam authorized spinoff: In which BadFic authors get their fannies kicked...er, are taught the finer points of writing by a Grim headmistress, a veritable army of goblin imps, and, of course, the irate canon characters.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Dreamland by Karma's Pet reviews
AU. Dr. Fox Mulder meets Oxfordtrained psychologist Dana Scully at an UFO convention at Area 51.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
The King's Mistress by dolphingirl0113 reviews
[AU] Kagome and Kikyou Higurashi, rivals in every way, both find themselves in love with their King. But when a man at court brings Kikyou's scandalous past with him and threatens her life, Kagome must choose between old loyalty and a passionate new love.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 353,621 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hermione's OhSoWonderful Makeover by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
Hermione gets a makeover, which completely startles and changes Ron. You know me theres a bit of a femenistic twist, as always! Never fear, its a bit o' fluff, dear readers, and don't worry, the horribly slick straight haired hermione isn't for good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
From here to Eternity by Angst Equinox reviews
Bartimaeus's thoughts after Ptolemy's gate. Drabbish
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
How the Suethor Saved Yuletide by The Phantom of the Library reviews
A poem based on How the Grinch Stole Christmas about how Sauron nearly destroys Yule by overrunning Arda with MarySues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Sauron - Complete
Tales of Seven Leagues by Jasmine of the Forest reviews
A collection of what ifs...What if Sophie HAD left when she discovered that Howl had known all along she was under a curse? Will he be able to convince her to stay? **on indefinite hiatus**
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2005
Soup and Stuffed Animals by silver-sunn101 reviews
AU Even at age six, all Harry wants is for people to be happy. Slight RLSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Widow by She's a Star reviews
And she wonders if he would have been like this. Falling apart in all of the funny, particular ways that she is. [KateSawyer]
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Kate, Sawyer
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover by Crossbow reviews
Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
I bet Jack by GoldenGirl reviews
Kate and Sawyer and others have fun at Jack's expense cuz it's fun and they're bored.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Gaidin by EvilChani reviews
When Rand vents his frustration, Lan gives him a bit of advice about marriage and women.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Rand A., Lan - Complete
Eavesdropping in Emyn Arnen by ilna reviews
Aragorn, though he wished them joy at their trothplighting, always harbored a suspicion that Éowyn did not hold Faramir first in her heart. A chance opportunity to observe the couple shortly after their marriage serves to erase that fear for good.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Clicheness by elvencherry07 reviews
Eureka! I have found the formula for writing the perfect LilyJames fanfic. See inside. LJ SBOC RLOC. Featuring the classic Astronomy Tower scene, the Ball scene, the Bet scene, and much, much more! Now with fulfillment of the Voldemort Quota! DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Phantom of the Opera by Daughters of Isis reviews
[D and Leon slash] Leon questions why he stops at D's shop so often, and comes to a startling conclusion.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Salvation by She's a Star reviews
Lips that would kiss form prayers to broken stone. (DracoHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Of Worth Unknown by Eladriewen reviews
{AU} Boromir & Faramir in Minas Tirith, but something happens. Denethor, who has never looked kindly upon his youngest, suddenly sees him for what he is. Or was.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
The boy in the cupboard under the stairs by Under the Oak Tree reviews
(One-shot)Tribute fic to the authors of HPfics who've realised that Harry's still stuck in his cupboard and needs someone to get him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Just Another Couple Sighting by elvencherry07 reviews
I hate Valentine's Day. So does Lily. Until James shows up. One-shot LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: An Owner's Manual by jctstorage reviews
Based on the series by Theresa Green. Who wouldn't want to own their own spoiled rich wizard? Well, now that you do, please, read me first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Draco M.
Tohru's Prince by Mizaya reviews
Kyoru. Inspired by Chapter 86 of the manga, although it's not necessary to be familiar with that. One-shot about Tohru helping Kyo with his lines for the upcoming school play. Fluffy.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Silmarillion For Idiots by randomwriter96 reviews
Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
A Series Of Definitions by Silvia Kundera reviews
He was a boy and she was a girl - can I make it any more obvious? (Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
With a Kiss by She's a Star reviews
'She’d been seduced by a stormy grey gaze and words tainted with a silken cruelty.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by L James reviews
Christmas Fluff. RHr. A fight and a reconciliation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The One Ring Reforged by Cirdan reviews
This is a very mild humor story about the One Ring. Frodo bumps into Feanor shortly after fleeing from Boromir. Feanor reforges the shoddily made One Ring. You'll like Sting's origins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Frodo B.
Bullet with butterfly wings by Penelope-Z reviews
Narcissa has no tongue. Narcissa has no words. But Narcissa has poison.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Love You, Daddy by L James reviews
Anna takes a walk in a garden, but ends up reliving her past. This is very old, maybe even preGoF...RHr, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Return of the King by IceAngel7 reviews
Boromir returns to Minas Tirith and even as the people of the White City hail him Captain, he declares himself King. In his possession, the One Ring. On his conscience, murder. Faramir is asked to set the crown upon his brother's head.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Headhunters by LAHull reviews
Mulder drags Scully to Disney World to prove his theory that the place is run by aliens.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2002 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Motherlove by Rb reviews
What lengths will one go to, to preserve his mother's life? Peter Pettigrew knows. (Spoilers for Book 3, Prisoner of Azkaban. Some profanity.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2001
Deep Water by another rowan reviews
Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
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How it Goes reviews
Life isn't always as forgiving as we'd like it to be. Rose Tyler dreams. RoseNine, RoseJack, RoseTen, RoseReality. In four parts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Porcelain reviews
Jane is beautiful, and Jane is young, and Jane is deadly, and Laurant wants her. LaurantJane
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
The Smell of Sorrow reviews
She's beautiful, he thinks, the most beautiful creature he's ever seen, and that's when it all goes to hell for Jacob Black. Three angsty!Jacob drabbles. Spoilers for NM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Beyond the Veil? reviews
Sirius wonders about death. Remus just wants to be left alone. Dialogue!Fic. Three different conversations, three different time periods. Written for livejournal comm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Delirium reviews
Leon Orcot has fallen, and he just can't get back up. Post book 10, Leon!Drabble. Angst and swearing abound.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Typical reviews
She has been with him for seven minutes exactly. Somehow, they’ve managed to start another argument. Utterly stupid, and oh so typical. After!ParaKiss fanfiction. YukarixGeorge. Pointless fluff.
Paradise Kiss - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Turnabout reviews
Remus Lupin, werewolf, isn't content with his life and the way that the Ministry is always watching him. When Sirius Black enters the picture, things are sure going to change... but for better, or for worse? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hello Goodbye reviews
You say yes, I say no, you say stop, I say go. RemusSirius musings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When reviews
As the tears fell, she wished, but didn't hope. YukarixGeorge. What If? fanfic. No flames, please.
Paradise Kiss - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete