Arurim Dhasku
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Joined 02-27-17, id: 8864023, Profile Updated: 10-14-17
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Artemis Fowl, Song of the Lioness, Young Wizards, Black Books, Supernatural, Ranger's Apprentice, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I'm a girl. I live in New York. I obsessively consume many varieties of media. I like staying at home and not talking to people. A good description of me would be that I'm slightly better than most people at everything academic, and slightly worse than most people at everything physical or social (excluding skating and frisbee). I am obsessed with grammar, spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. My favorite genre is probably fantasy, particularly world building.

I really love crossovers way more than other people seem to. That's why I write a lot of those. I'd consider myself a fairly mediocre writer, but hey, I enjoy it, and if I bring joy to some people, then, fantastic.

Media I Partake In

Blackadder, Black Books, everything by Ricky Gervais, and other British Comedy

The Great British Baking Show

British Nature Documentaries (May David Attenborough be around forever)

South Park

Ouran High School Host Club

Seven Deadly Sins

Sword Art Online- The first Season

Death Note- Until L Dies

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Supernatural (But I stopped by Season 12 (It just got so boring (I love nesting parentheses)))

Ranger's Apprentice

Everything by Tamora Pierce

Everything by Robin McKinley

Everything by Terry Pratchett

Everything by V. E. Schwab

Everything by Tui T. Sutherland

Everything by Markus Zusak

Some Stuff by Scott Westerfield

Young Wizards

Artemis Fowl

Harry Potter

Pride and Prejudice

American Gods


Shingeki no Kyojin

Everything non-Marvel about the Norse god Loki and mythology in general (But especially Loki)

The Host by Stephanie Meyer (Not Twilight)

Moby Dick

History Books

Percy Jackson and Stuff

Youtube Animators

Film Theorists

The Martian


Comedians (Especially George Carlin (WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?))

Unsounded by Ashley Cope

Stand Still. Stay Silent

Gunnerkrigg Court

Dumbing of Age


Ava's Demon

... And some other stuff

Some other random stuff:

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Food: Garlic

Instruments I Can Sort of Play: Trombone, piano, and a tiny bit of ukulele.

Favorite Element: Bismuth, maybe?

OTPs: Queequeg/Ishmael, Alanna/George, Aly/Nawat, Spuffy, Nita/Kit, Dairine/Roshaun in a few years, Wanda/Ian, Tobias/Rachel (of Animorphs), some other ones

Characters I'm obsessed with platonically: Keladry of Mindelan, Ed'rashtekaresket Gh'shestaesteh, Canada, Spike (of BtVS), Deryn Sharpe, Charlie Bradbury, Dovasary Balitang, Peeves the Poltergeist, Artemis Fowl, Luna Lovegood, Vincent Vale

Favorite Country: Finland! No one can tell me that the Winter War wasn't the most awesome yet tragic thing that ever happened, ever. Canada and Germany are neck and neck as runners up, though.

Religious Affiliations: Somewhere between atheism and pastafarianism

Political Affiliations: Leftist bordering on communism

Favorite School Subject: History

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Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasly loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 53,486 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr.
Running for Life by sapphire316 reviews
Jack Frost has been on his own for six years now, and things are no different. No matter what happens, the world is still hunting him. Luckily, he's never been caught. However, it only takes a single moment for everything to change. And now, he's expected to happily team up with the four very people that captured him. Things could not get worse...right? [AU]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 115,479 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Jack Frost - Complete
Game, set, match by Xrost reviews
The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,590 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Hermione G., George W., Pansy P., Millicent B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Voldemort's Bane by Prince of Enchanters reviews
What if two strangers showed up at Hogwarts in Harry fifth year. And what about the strange end to the Triwizards Tournament, could they have something to do with it? Are they even brothers and why do they sound like they've been in lots of life and death situations? Arthur/Merlin slash, the rest of the pairings are canon. Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,631 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 11/21/2012 - [Merlin, Arthur] Harry P.
Spoof of the Lioness by OdeToANightingale reviews
Complete! The story of everyone's favorite cross-dressing knight retold as a wacky comedy. In which Roger is obsessed with fashion, Myles is never sober, and Thayet is a crazy cat lady. [Song of the Lioness parody spanning all four books.]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Alanna, George, Jonathan IV, Roger Conte - Complete
For We Once So Loved The World by HowlingDarkness95 reviews
When an earth shattering secret is revealed, all hope seems lost as the hero of Olympus sinks into despair, going into the shadows where he is content to remain for the rest of his life. But the Fates are cruel, and the once-hero is once again drawn into a war. Yet in the midst of such turmoil, he may find a kindred spirit to weather the storm with.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 326,414 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Loki, Percy J.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 544 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11970 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Hachin by Eduard Kassel reviews
A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,773 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mulan, Shan-Yu - Complete
The song by Arianrod161 reviews
And a blue phone box, appearing suddenly in the middle of the forest, where the Groke was murmuring her sad, cold song – the blue phone box wasn't appropriate at all. In any way.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Moomins - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Snuffkin - Complete
Savage by Orpah reviews
A young Australia is brought to live with England for the first time. Will England's biased and harsh treatment of him be too much? And what of Canada?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,502 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Australia, Canada - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bernard's Rules by Beer Good reviews
After the Year That Never Was, Doctor Martha Jones buys a book in a shop she's Never visited from a bookshop owner who Never did anything for anyone.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Martha J., Bernard B. - Complete
It Never Ends by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
Canada didn't think it would be different from his own country, despite the fact that he had been a student at Hogwarts twice in the past. Still, he'd hoped he would be remembered. Especially since he was only there because England had messed up again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Canada
Kali Ma by Catslynw reviews
Tag to episode 5-19, Hammer of the Gods: Kali isn’t done fighting and she isn’t done with Gabriel. The Destroyer of Worlds has plans. The Redeemer of worlds has plans. The angels are in for a surprise. Kali/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Gabriel - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
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Of Nations and Wizards reviews
In which Nita meets a mysterious man with a love of whales.
Crossover - Young Wizards & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Nita C., S'reee, America - Complete
The Diplomats are Coming
A couple oneshots in which the characters of Tamora Pierce and John Flanagan compete. Might be continued if I'm inspired.
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Complete
Among the Roses reviews
Artemis meets Death before getting a new body.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Artemis F., Death - Complete
An Estranged Relative reviews
Harry is going to the mass funeral after the Battle of Hogwarts. While there, he meets another relative of Sirius and his... hairy sidekick?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Harry P., Luna L., Bernard B., Manny - Complete
The Juvenile Genius and the Criminal Mastermind reviews
Artemis Fowl stole magic in the Time Tunnel, and it made him a wizard. Now he's been invited to Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Will Artemis survive kids his own age, a serial killer on the loose, and his newfound power? More importantly... will the wizarding world survive him? Spoilers: AF 5 and HP 6. There's a 70% chance that I won't write a sequel. PM to take over.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
An Inauspicious Meeting reviews
A oneshot about how Rikash Moonsword and Maura of Dunlath met. Because there's not enough Rikash in fandom. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Rikash M. - Complete