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Joined 08-28-05, id: 886930, Profile Updated: 04-23-09
Author has written 12 stories for Keys to the Kingdom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Twilight.

Edit Profile: Last Updated: 07-06-2008

Hah, I guess I should do something. Back from hiatus mode, and I'm just going to lurk and read most of the time. I got tired of being cheesy and cliched, and I feel like deleting my old stuff. But since I don't have backup files anymore, I can't revisit them again in the future if they're gone off this site. Yeah.

Percy doesn't interest me as much as Arthur these days. Probably because I up and moved and donated about 2k worth of books to the local library. Most of my collection is gone, except for a bit of my Garth Nix and some random crap like Machiavelli's Prince.

I guess you don't care, so I'm going to stop.

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Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Morrow Days Tale by Fan Fiction Enjoyer reviews
Basically rewriting Monday and Tuesday. The story will ENTIRELY be the same save some little details being changed and such. And the English won't be as bad as it was. 25/02/10
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,498 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/9/2005
Under the Highest Sky by redexted reviews
The Architect's plan remains even in the wake of a forgotten battle in the Incomparable Gardens. And in the one place that started it all, there is now only silence, sorrow, and a black umbrella that vanishes soon as it comes.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Leaf, Arthur - Complete
You belong to me! by Kitty D1 reviews
Updated chapter 11Voldemort gets his old diary back, and has his eyes focused on young Ginny Weasley. Tom RiddleGinny Weasley. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,371 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
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On the Other Side of the Room reviews
A little vignette. Two Dawns are in the council room of the Dayroom, before Arthur comes in. This is in book 4 . I haven't written anything for a year, so sorry if I'm a little rusty. Plenty of verbal catfight.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Edward Cullen is a Freak reviews
A vicious little romp that takes place in all of a day. Quite random, quite critical, and read at your own discretion.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
Trash reviews
Luke and Thalia, age 14. In NYC, where they come from different social groups. He is trash, she is decent, and they don't know what they are.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Last Straw reviews
You know how Zeus was caught in a golden net and promised to be a better person if they let him go? Well, this is a story in more detail about that time. Sorry about all those mistakes, but I'm an uneducated redneck peckerwood. I even live in Mississippi.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Tsarevich reviews
THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY OTHER STORY. THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SAPPY ROMANCE. Last chapter up, tell me what you think. I'm finally free from this! No more obligations! WHOOT! WHOOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,741 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Distant Future reviews
What happened to Jane Farrar after Nathaniel went and got himself killed? I dunno either, so I just put a might-have-been thing.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008
Attempt Number Two reviews
Um...yeah...since I just chose a random word for the title, I certainly can't fill this in, right? All I can say is, it's about a gladiator. So, just read and tell me what you think, or I'll be moving on to other stories. R&R, please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Heartbreak in Poetry reviews
His sword to my spear, my strength to his. One fight on the misty cliffs, for all that we hold dear. This is Heartbreak in Poetry, so no happy endings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
The Weight of the Sky reviews
Annabeth when Luke left her on Mt. Tam. Annabeth feels sorry for Luke, and takes his burden. One shot. Read and review. But please remember, folks, Luke has feelings too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jesus Comes to Camp Half Blood reviews
You told me I couldn't write humor. I tell you to read this and eat cow chips. This story is self explanatory. A kid called Jesus goes to camp. Yah. I should really work on this story....
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Why Do I Always Run Out of Room When I Choose Titl reviews
Nico Di Angelo, 8 yrs after Titan's Curse. READ, PLEASE. AND NOTE: THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SAPPY ROMANCE STORY. Hahah! I'll never get writer's block! I'm sorry if you're depressed, but this is my writing style. The sequel is UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Please Go Away reviews
I totally messed up this story to make it viewable for readers...The plot is messed up, not the way it's supposed to go. Anyways, it takes place after Arthur defeats Sunday. Some violence. NOT UPDATING ANYMORE. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008