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Joined 08-28-05, id: 887100, Profile Updated: 06-11-12
Author has written 2 stories for Kung Fu Panda.

"When I have money I buy books, and if there is any left over I buy food and clothing." Erasmas, a man after my own heart.

Fanfiction is my guilty pleasure...

I write it when I'm bored.

I write it because it's entertaining.

I write it because I like to express my interests in nerdy ways.

I write it because it's not the most shameful way I could be wasting my time.

Quotes of my Life:

Bre: Why does he have holes in his hands?
Me: (in snark mode) His biological father was a piece of swiss cheese. It's not much of a surprise. I mean, look at his Mom! She looks like she'd screw anything.
My friends and I watching Sleepy Hollow.

Dad: How was school this week?
Me: Fine.
Dad: Any interesting stories?
Me: No, Dad. It's school. Do you think I go out and fight crime at night?
Dad: Well, yeah.
Me: Alright, alright, you got me. I'm secretly the fifth ninja turtle.
Dad: I knew it!

Me: Don't you just hate it when they don't give you enough cream cheese to cover both halves of the bagel?
Emily: OH. MY GOD. I KNOW.

Me: Mom, please tell me there's more to married life than arguing about floor tiles.
Mom: There is.
Me: Like what?
Mom: Arguing about curtains.

Me: They made a movie about Battleship. Hollywood is officially out of ideas.
Kendal: So stupid.
Me: If they're going to do board game movies now, they should do Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Kendal: In claymation! Oh, oh, and Tim Burton can direct it!
Me: Johnny Depp could voice the green hippo.

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Red Velvet by Emo Fox reviews
The destruction of Earth is finally at hand. Zim has big plans for himself, plans that just might cost him everything. Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dib, Zim
Violence Fetish by Emo Fox reviews
Dib doesn't like how their relationship has evolved. Zim on the other hand, enjoys it enough for the both of them. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dib, Zim
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Ketsueki by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Blood... it can be quite the aphrodisiac. A collection of ZADR ficlets surrounding the mysterious allures of pleasure, passion, and pain. [Warnings: Dark, slash.]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Zim, Dib
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The Dream Weaver reviews
No one is allowed to leave the secret panda village, but Kong Lin has been given an extraordinary ability. When she sleeps, her soul can travel, and she can enter into dreams. But she must use her powers to guide the Dragon Warrior back to his people.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Po's Father
Those Sweet Moments reviews
A collection of heartwarming interactions between Po and Tigress, that couple Dreamworks loves to tease us with. Ipod shuffle challenge. Now with a side order of Crane and Mei Ling!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete
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