s.j. snodgrass
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Joined 08-29-05, id: 887658
Author has written 31 stories for Hellsing, Trigun, Inuyasha, Pitch Black / Riddick, Pirates of the Caribbean, Labyrinth, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Harry Potter, Get Backers, and X-Men: The Movie.

My favorite quotes

Johns: "How's it look?"

Riddick: "Looks clear."

Johns: "I thought you said it was clear!"

Riddick:"I said it looked clear!"

Johns:"Well, what's it look like now?"

Riddick:"Looks clear"

Oh, my goodness people. I have been so busy! I've have been working, and babysitting, and all kinds of other stuff.

For all the people who read my stuff, thank you so much for yourreviews and support. As soon as August rolls around, and i'm back on my own computer, i'll be able to pump out stories much faster. See, i started a lot of new chapters for my stories, like The Rain, The Lost Island, and several others. So look for them when they are out in August. Until then, enjoy some of my summer fics here for your enjoyment!

And again, I'm so sorry for keeping updates from you all.

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The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
For Keeps by J.M.Sage reviews
Sarah's been out of the Labyrinth for 6 months, and her seemingly instant maturity hasn't gone unnoticed. When Jareth shows up, seeking to understand how she beat him, things progress down a path neither could have anticipated. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,400 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2006
Starlight on a Pall by ParadoxOfInfinity reviews
Post DH or rather, a missing scene. Harry said that remorse was Voldemort’s last chance. He was wrong. Dumbledore, Voldemort, and Bellatrix discuss love, death, and redemption at King’s Cross and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2007
In the Face of Death by Nerds United reviews
Oneshot or drabble of the kiss in POTC2 from Jack's POV. Elizabeth has always been a child in Jack's eyes but once a girl arranges to kill you, you start to think differently.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
History Rhymes by phillippa reviews
Integra learns the bloody past of her dark saviour. A coming of age.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2006
The Chocolate Cake by lady-muraki reviews
Ginji has a chocolate cake for someone . None other than Dr. Jackal. What happens ? Please read and review. Constructive criticism will be appreciated . Rating to be safe.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Akabane, Ginji - Complete
Silent as the Dead by Warm-Ice reviews
a song fic. The door opens to a dungeon where Alucard was imprisoned once again. His mind relays all that transpired 18 years ago. AxIish.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Prelude to War by Cheloya reviews
OLD. DISCONTINUED. Hellsing/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover. Demons have been summoned to the human world and it's up to Hellsing and a few unlikely allies to stop them.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004
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A Dance, a Game, and Revenge reviews
After Xmen 3: Mutant's powers are returning. Old enemies are resurfacing, new ones arriving. With rumors of Xavier alive, different parties scramble to find him. A game of revenge is ensuing. Why is Rogue so important, and who is this Remy and his friends
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008
Old Curses Mardi Gras reviews
A few months after Xmen 3, Rogue's powers return. Guilt-ridden,she breaks up with Bobby and accepts Logan's offer to take her to New Orleans in time for Mardi Gras. She meets up with a stranger who will help her forget her pain. For a night. Rogue/Remy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Rogue - Complete
The Rain reviews
Ten years after the events of the Labyrinth, Sarah thinks she has the greates life. A loving boyfriend, a nice New York City apartment...but after a walking out on said boyfriend, an accident forces her to remember what she told herself hadn't been real.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Secrets and Affairs of the Hellsing Mansion reviews
A story of affairs, love, divorce, trust, and pain. Arthur has just inherited the Hellsing organization and a vampire he doesn't trust enough to use. This is the story of him, his first wife, and how he learned to trust his vampire.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008
Rum, Whores, and little Boys reviews
Seven years after At World's End, Jack returns to Tortuga for Rum, a good time, and most importantly, a ship. However, what he gets is a fight and a little boy intent on following him. A little boy named Will Turner.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dating Akabane reviews
Riko has not forgotten that Akabane gave her his email address, and after a bit of chatting on instant messenger, she invites him on a date. But can she keep him entertained long enough to finish the date?
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Akabane
Tom's Diary reviews
Bellatrix is enjoying her fifth year at Hogwarts, when a young Lucius Malfoy brings an interesting Diary to school. How could a Black like herself resist taking something that could have belonged to the rising Dark Lord? Is fascination with Tom healthy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blood and Moonlight reviews
A man is murdered. The culprits still at large. They are not vampires, and not human, either, but werewolves. They will kill again, if the Hellsing Organization can not track the creatures. But is the Hellsing Organization enough to stop these murderers?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
You Kiss Like Judas reviews
Clarice, after the events of Muskrat Farms, finds herself deserted by her agency. Angry and betrayed, Clarice Starling, former F.B.I, finds herself in a dangerous situation, once again playing cat & mouse with the only person who hasn't deserted her.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Rubik's Cube reviews
As his hands worked at the cube, Hannibal looked over the diagrams in front of him. What is that? Its fascinating. He asked. Mr. Jakov nodded. That is the Wound Man, and the one below it is The Bloody Eagle. And that? That is Cannibalism.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
What if its a girl? reviews
A boy? Master, you seem so sure your child will be a boy. Alucard mused, pacing. Of course it will be. Do you see the heir to Hellsing as a girl?
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Dawn of the Future reviews
Young Walter and Girly card take a visit to the future, where they encounter their future bosses, enemies, and selves.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
A story reviews
A story? And what sort of story shall i tell you? Walter asked, looking down atb the little Hellsing. A war story! Yes, you shall tell me a story of when you fought in wars. Integra exclaimed, grinning. A war story? No, that is not a good topic.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Regret reviews
Alucard finally gets what he has desired, but at what cost? What does he pay for Integra to at last be his?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
The lost Island reviews
Integra and Pip get trapped on a dangerous island, but they have no idea how dangerous. Guess the crossover.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006
Becoming Pirate reviews
Jack Sparrow was not always the pirate of today we know and love. This is a version of Jack's days working for the East India trading Company, and his becoming a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Questions of Sexuality reviews
While attempting to write down her expierences in the labyrinth, Sarah questions something about the Goblin King. Rated for talk of Jareth's pants.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
I love you, Sesshomaru reviews
A short story about Sesshomaru and Kagome. Slight ooc warning. Also, WARNING:If you worship this couple or are very protective of this couple, do not read!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Wake up, Walter reviews
There are often times when sleeping people do not want to be woken up, and Walter is no exception. Oneshot.slight YWxGC
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Baby sitting the devil's child reviews
This shouldn't be to difficult. Arucard thought to himself, watching with pleasure the stress on his master's face. Babysit one little girl. How difficult could that be?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Revenge reviews
We all know Arucard loathes Van Helsing. Now, what would happen if he gets it in his pretty little head to kill the last Hellsing? Can he? Will he? First fic, hope you like it.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Forbidden washing reviews
Intagra can no longer take the stench of Arucard's clothing, so she orders him to wash them. Arucard tries to object and tell why he shouldn't. But Integra isn't exactly the listening type.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The evil elevator reviews
A little elevator ride is nothing to be afraid of, right? Well, for Arucard the answer might be a bit different.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Lullaby Jackie reviews
Night on a skiff can be tough. It can be hard to sleep with such horrible silence. As Jack, and Riddick, will soon find out. T for cursing and Riddick blasphemy
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
American Pie reviews
I didn't know you could play the guitar. Seras admitted. There isn't that much you know about me out side of a profesional standing, is there?
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Rin's point of view reviews
Where did you get those bruises? She looked up at him in disbelief. He cared about he? She opened her mouth to speak, but of course no words came out. She then smiled up at him.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Remember all that you once knew reviews
Integra has a little accident, and now has memory loss. Just read it. My summaries are always bad. Rating may go up.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Dangerous love reviews
I was wondering what would happen before Domonique had died. And if Legato had decided to mess around...Enjoy.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Discussions reviews
Just Integra and Arucard talking
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
A snowy night reviews
ExI. Trust me, there's a twist.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
The Rose reviews
Integra recieves a beautiful rose. Its quite obvious who sent it, but it causes her to reflect on past events and evidence. When confronted with the question, will she realize her feelings? truly bad summary
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete