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Hey everyone! here is ome stuff about me... well... at least... i think its about me... im not so sure... :

name: allie

country: U.S.A

i am suuuuuuuuuuuper hyper all the time. no like REALLY insanely incredibly dance-in-the-snow-in-a-swim-suit-hyper. like really. if you're lucky, you'll get used to it.just thought you all might wanna know. i also have a problem with rambling. maybe you've figured that out by now. oh and i am like TOTALLY IN LOVE with Grey's Anatomy. the only reason i havent written any fics is cause i suck and i dont wanna like totally slaughter my favorite show. i like other shows too though. like 7th Heaven, and Gilmore Girls, and Crossing Jordon and all the CSIs and the Law and Orders and stuff like that! ESPECIALLY NCIS. yup. i basically just watch too much TV. mmm hmmm. yup. ON WITH THE PROFILE! of course it isnt like anyone reads these anyway so if you do 1. youre going against the grain, which is cool and 2. sorry that i ramble a lot, you probably wont get used to it!

Quotes:

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it!

if i were a turd id jump out and scare people

if you only look for the float with Miss America on it, you'll miss the whole parade

one by one the penguins steal my sanity

itsonly funny till someone gets hurt... then its HILLARIOUS!

everyday i think people cant get any stupider, and everyday im proven horribly, horribly wrong!

I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father

Only in America do people order Jumbo Fries Doulbe Cheeseburger, and a diet coke.

Only in America do they leave the doors open in banks but chain the pens to the counter

I ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse and HIT HIM AGAIN!

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated so kiss me baby Im vaccinated!

It wasn't me! shhhhh

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was gonna blame you!

You smell like poo!

My day is not complete until I scare the crap out of a complete stranger

If your parents get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

i hate barbie! that @$# has everything!

It's all fun and games until someone looses and eye, in that case, it's more fun 'cause you get to play with the eye!

You say Freaky, Physco,Pyro-maniac like it's a bad thing...WEIRD!

Try your best, and remember, amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic...

Come closer, so I can slap you!

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me

Who needs boys when you have credit cards?

It's not that I'm anti-social, I just don't like you!

Remember, when you drink and drive, drive REALLY fast!

I is neva listinin' in dat one class cawled Englich...(sp errors are part of the joke for thosewierd peoples who dont understand)

Everyone's intitled to be stupid, but YOU'RE abusing the privlidge

No really, What's wrong with your face?

If u don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot

I don't have an attitude problem, I'm suppost to be like this

I didn't ASK to be a princess, but HEY, if the crown fits

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -Mark Twain

not everyone is completely worthless,... they can be used for bad examples.

Friends are those who'll bail you outta jail. Best friends are those sitting next to you in jail saying, "Damn that was fun!"

Friends don't let friends date mullets

I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully

oh yeah, well, life sucks eggs through a straw up your nose!

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Every girl deserves a knight in shining armor. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too damn stubborn to ask for directions.

I had a dream last night that I ate the world's biggest marshmallow. This morning when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

They say guns don't kill people. Oh, I think they have something to do with it. I mean, if a kid just points his finger and says 'BANG,' nothing much happens.

I have a marked fondness for llamas.
If this disturbs you...you're not alone

i hear voices, and they dont like you.

you're just jellous that the voices only talk to ME.

the voice in my head has a stutter, its REALLY annoying!

it's a control freak thing. i wouldnt let you understand.

dude, i'm like totally high off air right now.

im watching you, and i will call the po-po, if you touch my ho-hos!

roses are red, violets are blue, touch me again and i'll kill you!

Faveorite...s...

word: uber (for this week at least! lol!)

bands: Green Day(number 1 favorite!),Fall Out Boy (now tied for 1st!),My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, The All American Rejects, WeAre Scientists(i dont actually like them all that much, more just there name...,)old rock, like The Who, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Rolling Stones,other old guys like Jimmy Buffet and lots more, im just way to lazy to type em all.

book: Harry Potter

show: Grey's Anatomy

movie: School of Rock

Ships...

STORY!

ok everyone Please read my story! it is called Abandoned Twins. its right down there \/ (thats a funky sort of arrow!) so r&r! i have another story with my friend under the name Melo Dramatic and Hyperactive. its called Family. its a HP story so check it out too! but... well... i kinda sorta maybe am thinking that Family died. mostly cause i forgot about it until like 2 seconds ago and me and MD (melo dramatic) dont have time to write together anymore. because we dont go to the same school anymore and when we see eachother we have way to much other cool stuff to do. like... listening to music! yea! but we still love you... all of you... even the nosepickers... LOVE!

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The Good Kind by niktar reviews
A story of Ruthie and Martin and their lives in college as best friends and roommates and then more?
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Delicate by SaoirseAngel reviews
Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.
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What if you weren't a Halliwell? by Crazy8ball reviews
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Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Look To the Left by croOKed-aura reviews
KBOW! Five years since graduation, Katie Bell finds herself alone and unaccomplished. What she wants won't happen. But the thing she least expects might just take her on the biggest adventure she has yet to endure. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,935 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
What Is Love, Anyway? by dagforever reviews
This is more than a love story. Join Draco and Ginny on a path of self discovery. They relationship will be tested as they confront the truth of Draco’s involvement in the war and find the truth of why and how the last war ended. Many canons characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 238,138 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
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Chasing Time by chelseagrey reviews
DerekMeredith. They say that you can never capture time, but Derek will try. For Meredith and their daughter, he'll try. Complete.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,797 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Katie: English Bell by MotherCrumpet reviews
KBOW fic revolving around Quidditch. Includes all essencials: fluffyness and humor, the twins, Alicia and Angelina and, of course, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,012 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
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White Lilies by trixiaaaa reviews
COMPLETE! WHOO! Hermione receives white lilies from a complete stranger...hmm...really? Read & Review! THANKS FOR THE 900 REVIEWS GUYS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Miniature Disasters by Kedda reviews
What happens in the lives of Derek, Addison and Meredith after Derek goes back to his wife? Will everyone live happily ever after or will it be one big disaster?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,707 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Listening to George by specialfrog reviews
Ch 26, is up and yes it is the last. Thanks for reading!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,173 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
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The Unfairness of Being Me by Lily Brianna Potter reviews
After Harry and Ginny get married and Voldemort is defeated, their daughter Lily struggles to live up to her parents and siblings reputation. She is never good enough for anyone, and the boy she is in love with thinks of her as his best friend's kid siste
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,675 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Never Again! by bluefire1987 reviews
Ginny lost her family because of Voldemort and she feels depressed.Suddenly she has a little girl to take care of. She has to go back to London and face her past. Will Voldemort leave her alone when he realizes that Ginny didn't die along with her family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,468 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Ginny W.
The Potters by Missmunky reviews
Harry, Hermione, James, Lily, Ron, Harry's sis Chelsea, Harry and Hermione's daughter, and Ron and Chelsea's twins. This is their story. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,694 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Suppose you'll never know by janedoe88 reviews
Meredith's leaving her old life behind to begin a new one. Chapter 22 now up! COMPLETE! please R&R.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Truth of Gemini by Rinny2 reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter was always told that he was an only child. What happens if that really isn't true. Someone was hidden from birth to protect both them and Harry. He needs his friends to get through these trying times. It will be HPGW and RWHG in t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,034 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The New Kids in the Squad Room by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
Elliot and Olivia have left SVU and gotten married. How will their replacements fair? Please R&R. STORY DISONTINEUD
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,781 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005
Without Him by beachbabe12 reviews
Stephanie has been living with her daughter Rebecca for the past thirteen years. Bec doesn't know much about her father, her mother never talks about him and why should she, he betrayed her best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Anticipation by April Roses reviews
This story begins when Ruthie finds out the truth about Martin and Sandy.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005
Difficult Times Lie Beyond by Radioactive-Walrus reviews
Harry gets a very unexpected, but not at all unwelcome visitor during his 6th year at Hogwarts. Now he might be able to save his parents from dying several years before, but can he? COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Pay Phone by Zeppelin Girl reviews
He's calling from pay phones around the world. With each day he gets's closer to here. It's only a matter of time until he finds me. Katie said, now realizing what danger she really is in…
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005
Blood, Torture, and Witty Comebacks by S. Thanatos reviews
Our favorite Dark Lord gets his hands on Harry over the summer holidays. He plans to use Harry for nefarious purposes, but before that can happen, Harry must be 'conditioned'. Voldemort enlists his top-ranking Death Eaters to do the job... guess who's one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,834 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Abandoned Twins reviews
my take on a story i read a long time ago that was discontinued. harry has a twin, lily and james live, but the twins still dont grow up with them. rating for possible swearing. i dont own anything! sry forgot in story! really AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 10/19/2005