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Joined 08-31-05, id: 888854
Author has written 5 stories for .hack/SIGN, Fable, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Tales of Legendia.

Name: Kite1763

Gender: Male

Age: 13

Zodiac: Cancer (Water kicks ass, woot!) Also Rooster in chinese zodiac

Elemental affinity: Water

Things I like:



Fanfiction (duh)


Video Games




Pichigumi (Japanese peach gummy candy)

Roller coasters

The Sims

The Mandolin




Neurotically Yours

Flash animation

Things I Don't Like (Incomplete list)

The word "fag"

People who use the word "fag"

Mary Sues


People whose minds are based off of stereotypes (only girls have long hair, etc.)

People who type fanfiction in netspeak


People who use the word "gay" as they would use the word "stupid" (as in, "oh, that movie was so gay!"

When people refer to the combined world in ToS as "Symphonia". Just because the game is called Tales of Symphonia doesn't mean it actually has anything to do with the word "Symphonia". I mean, so far out of all of the Tales the only one whose title was directly related to some aspect of the game was Tales of Eternia. Besides, canonically the combined world would be called Aselia, because the world in ToP is the combined world in ToS and is called Aselia.

When people have away messages that say something like, "going to the mall, be back in four hours". It's like, JUST SIGN OFF!

People who see videos on YouTube of battle footage from the English version of ToS and ask "Is this the PS2 version?" Do I really need explanation here?

(Uh, that's all I can think of right now)

Anime/Manga I like (again, incomplete list)


Rurouni Kenshin

Fullmetal Alchemist



Shaman King (only the manga though because the english dub of the anime sucks)

YuYu Hakusho

Avatar: The Last Airbender (yeah, I know it's not really anime, but I don't care)

Cardcaptor Sakura

Video games I like

Tales of Symphonia

Tales of Legendia (though not as much as Tales of Symphonia)

Tales of the Abyss (Yeah, I bought it in Japanese because I couldn't wait for its American release!)

Tales of Eternia (Destiny II in English)

Tales of Rebirth (Noticing a pattern here?)

Tales of Destiny 2

Tales of Destiny

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Final Fantasy X-2

Final Fantasy X

.hack volumes 1-4


Kingdom Hearts

Kingdom Hearts II

Anime/Manga/Video game characters I like

Ed because he's awesome

Envy because I just do

Wrath because he's cute in a little kid way

Tsukasa just because I do

Mimiru because she has a vibrant personality

BT because she's a manipulative bitch

Crim but I'm not sure why

Elk just because he appeals to me for some reason (maybe cause he's based off Tsukasa)

BlackRose just cause she's cool :D

Mistral because she's so cute!

Mia just cause she's cool (and a cat...which is appealing)

Wiseman because he's intriguing

Gardenia because I just like her

Yahiko cause he's funny

Kenshin just because I do

Kazan because I just like him

Fauna because she can make water... which is appealing

Naruto cause he's such a tard which makes me laugh

Sasuke even though he's a complete asshole

Sakura cause she's kind of appealing (and her inner self is amusing)

Konohamaru cause he's just like this kid I know

Haku because I just really like him for some reason

Genis because he is the best character

Raine because she's really smart which I find attractive

Sheena because she's just really cool (and she tried to kill Colette... which is a bonus)

Presea because she's cute and strong

Kratos is OK

Undine, Luna, Celcius and Gnome because they are SO AWESOME! (ESPECIALLY UNDINE)

Chloe Valens because she is cool and fun to play as

Jay dunno why

Grune because she's cool (and weird, which is good)

Norma Beatty I didn't like her at first but she's grown on me

Yuna just because I find her interesting

Rikku not sure why but I do

Riku (see the difference?) because I just like him

Axel just cause I do

Luke Fon Fabre but I'm not sure why

Tear Grants because she's AWESOME!

Jade Curtis just because he's cool

Anise Tatlin because I like her doll (and she's so deliciously EVIL)

Arietta because she's so cute!

Synch because he is awesome!

Regret because she's just cool (and I like her name)

Aang just because he's cool

Katara because she's a Waterbender

Toph because she's the best character EVER!

Sakura Kinomoto because she's cool

Syaoran Li because he's so CUTE (in a little kid way)

Kero-Chan because he's adorable and makes me laugh

Kaho Mizuki because she's awesome

Yue because he's kewl :3

Veigue cuz he's kewl :3

Mao because he's ADORABLE!

Hilda because she's just cool

Tytree, dunno why

Kyle Dunamis, such a baka!

Judas because he is so awesome :3

Harold is just cool.

Characters I don't like

Colette because she is EVIL

Zelos because I just hate him

Regal because I'm sick of him being such a whiny little wuss

Shirley Fennes because her voice pisses me off so much

Moses Sandor because I just hate him... I HATE HIM SO MUCH!


Harriet (Will's daughter) because she is so bloody annoying! I hate her! I HATE HER! cough cough hmph... well then.


Subaru because she's just annoying

Silver Knight because I just don't

Marlo, Nuke Usagimaru, Rachel and Piros because they all SUCK

Natalia (I don't know her last name) because she gets on my nerves

Largo because he's LAME

(There's probably more but I can't think of them at the moment)

Pairings I like:

Tales of Symphonia:








Presea/Colette (Come on! You KNOW you love it!)

Tales ofLegendia:




Any Zelda game:

Link/Zelda (duh)






Kingdom Hearts:










Avatar: The Last Airbender:



Tales of the Abyss:







Jade/Peony (hides)

Tales of Rebirth:


Tales of Destiny 2


Pairings I don't like


Tales of Symphonia:



Regal/Presea (ew...)

Kratos/Lloyd (again, ew...)





Kratos/Anna (She's dead, OK? Get over it)

Yuan/Martel (Same reason as Kratos/Anna)

(Right, well, I'm too lazy to finish this right now so I'll do it later)

Hi-Ougis I like (Yes, I like them SO much that I felt they deserved their own section _)

Indignation Judgment (Genis, Tales of Symphonia)

Fairy Circle (Raine, Tales of Symphonia)

Sacred Shine (Raine, Tales of Symphonia)

Divine Judgment (Zelos, Tales of Symphonia)

Hien Messhoujin (Presea, Tales of Symphonia)

Lost Fon Drive (Luke, Tales of the Abyss)

Innocent Shine (Tear, Tales of the Abyss)

Fortune Arc (Tear, Tales of the Abyss)

Mystic Cage (Jade, Tales of the Abyss)

Indignation (Jade, Tales of the Abyss)

Satsugeki Bukkoken (Anise, Tales of the Abyss)

Big Bang (Arietta/Philia/Nebilim, Tales of the Abyss)

Evil Light (Arietta, Tales of the Abyss)

Prism Bullet (Regret, Tales of the Abyss)

Akashic Torment (Synch, Tales of the Abyss)

Shippuu Raisenbu (Synch, Tales of the Abyss)

Time Stop (Mint/Nebilim, Tales of the Abyss)

Embrace End (Mao and Veigue, Tales of Rebirth)

Duel the Sun (Hilda and Eugene, Tales of Rebirth)

Celsius Calibur (Hilda and Veigue, Tales of Rebirth)

Inferno Drive (Mao and Eugene, Tales of Rebirth)

Infinitia Strike (Annie and Tytree, Tales of Rebirth)

Gurentenshou (Mao and Tytree, Tales of Rebirth)

Majinrengokusatsu (or whatever it's called) (Judas, Tales of Destiny 2)

Sacred Blame (Sacred Penance) (Philia, Tales of Destiny)

Majinrengokusatsu (Leon, Tales of Destiny)

Trick Star (some argue that it's Trickster) (Rutee, Tales of Destiny)

Raise Fear (I dunno, the kana is weird) (Johnny, Tales of Destiny)

Words of Wisdom (aka quotes)

"I see you speak but all I hear is YAOI!"

-Me, talking to Lady Tzahra.

"You criticize people for their birth and upbringing- things they cannot change. It is you who is not human."

-Presea Combatir (I just like this quote)

"We just ran around and screamed because we thought she was dying."

-Edward Elric


-Raine Sage

Stories I am currently working on:

.hack//curse (yes, it was really meant to be spelled like that)

Other places you can find me:

YouTube as AtticusSage

FictionPress as King of Water

Deviant Art as Genis-Sage

Tales Forums as Atticus Sage

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A Mere Fable by RedRogue reviews
Sit down, children, and I will tell you a story. A story of power, and of weakness. Of evil, and of good. Of Light, and of very Dark. This is the story of the most powerful man to ever come out of the Guild of Heroes... [game novelization]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005
It Came From 'The World' by Krulmagus reviews
What happens when Kite loses his mind to obsessive compulsive bunnies bent on global domination? Well, I don't know either but this story might help us find out!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 9/2/2005
Jay's Sick Day by CrypticGirl reviews
When Jay falls victim to illness, he faces the most humiliating day of his life when Moses volunteers to take care of him. MosesJay Fixed some formatting problems there's nothing really new.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Log On! by Magical Girl Pretty Sammy-Chan reviews
Mai Yanagi is the last person in the universe who'd ever even think of playing The World! But when she gets an unexpected birthday present and meets a VERY unexpected friend, who knows what'll happen? R&R! CH. 20 UP!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,479 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 9/4/2004
Prophecy Girl by Choking On A Dream reviews
COMPLETE! When Ed meets a girl who is literally out of his world, he falls for her. She has hidden power and someone is after her. When the time comes for her to meet her maker, will Ed allow her to die? Or will he help her? EdXoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,765 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
A Barbeque Too Far by enVii reviews
Seven cardinal sins... one short alchemist... the promise of a barbeque... The gang embark on an arduous journey but will they reach Roy's tall house in time? Not if the imported horned weasels and occupational therapists have anything to do with it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Envy, Roy M.
Religion, Video Cameras and Homunculus by Eveilae reviews
This is what happens when Wrath reads the Bible, Greed and Envy work to annoy Lust, and Lust and Envy get their hands on various weaponry and tables.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Envy, Lust
Budding by Ryo0oki reviews
Everyone's after poor Hiei- but do they have it all wrong? Yaoi, Het, but no real relationships. [COMPLETE]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Complete
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Dot Hack Curse reviews
Without any money, Kite couldn't play The World. But then a strange email came from CC Corp telling him he was the winner of a contest that let him play for free! There he met the other contest winners, and everything was fine. That is, until the red wand
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Grune is a Tard reviews
Not a hatefic! I LOVE GRUNE! Um, yeah, a pointless drabble, so just read it, k?
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
One Day the Homunculi Were in the Barnyard reviews
A short but sweet song about the Homunculi. Kind of pointless, but whatever.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Talandra reviews
A parody of a mary sue fanfiction. Subtle. Ed and Al meet a girl named Talandra, and stuff happens. Mary Sues are infecting Fullmetal Alchemist now? Will no one be spared?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
The True Story Behind the Beardy Baldy reviews
You know the Beardy Baldy in Bowerstone? Well, here's a drabble about him and what happens when the Hero finds out he's been tricked.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete