Madman with a Mobile Suit
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Joined 03-05-17, id: 8888929, Profile Updated: 08-01-17
Author has written 3 stories for Miracle on 34th Street, Evangelion, and Gundam UC.

This is the Madman with a Mobile Suit, and I'm glad to finally be here. I'll be reviewing works, and posting my own fics. and yes, I really can get a bit crazy sometimes. okay, make that most f the time. like a hyperactive 5-year old on caffeine


1: Tape Recorder

Carry this with you everywhere, and use it to record ideas as you have them. This way they don't get lost.

2: Beta Readers

Don't just have them check the spelling and grammar. Factual errors, continuity snarls, and big-lipped alligator moments can ruin a story as easily (or even more so) than illegible writing.

3: Criticism

Flames are destructive. However, not listening to critics will cause your work to suffer. When they say that something's crap, they're probably right.


1: I am a guy, and would liked to be addressed as such. there is no point to this gender-neutral B.S. EXCEPT WHEN SOMEONE IS NON-BINARY. I AM NOT NON-BINARY!

2: there is a time and place for political correctness. this is NOT it.

3: I am a legal adult. that is all you need to know about my age.

things you need to know:

1) I think Evangelion had potential, but wasted it. any NGE fics I post won't waste that potential.

2) I am a MASSIVE Gundam fanboy.

3) I'm not the greatest with schedules, so please bear with me.

Everybody's at least 1% crazy. I'm just 2%.

Why would you want to live in a world without mystery and magic? Romanticism gives life meaning. Without it, there is no love or life. You will merely resist.

If you haven't seen a Studio Ghibli film, you don't know what you're missing.

they're so damn open-ended that the story just keeps going after the credits roll.

Depression should be considered a disease. It causes irrational thoughts of self harm, mood swings, and death. it is treatable. I know this from experience.

anyone who says that you can't make good soundtracks with a synth CLEARLY DOES NOT KNOW SOUNDTRACKS! terminator theme. nothing more needs to be said

when it comes to friendship, age really is just a number. but when a guy's friends are all girls, for some reason everyone thinks he's dating them... NO MOM, I DO NOT HAVE A HAREM! IT'S STRICTLY PLATONIC! (you would not believe the number of people who actually thought it WAS a harem. it was an obscene number.)

anyone have any suggestions for good shows to binge-watch? I need fanfic material, stat!


Banagher x Mineva (Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn)

Shadow x Maria (sonic the hedgehog)

Mewtwo x Amber (pokemon)

Maylene x Lucario (pokemon)

do you know why God made me as nutty as I am? it's to keep the rest of you entertained. You're welcome! :)

the problem with being an overly-emotional extrovert, is that few people can deal with the amount of hugging needed. that just means that the few people who CAN deal with it are the ones who are friends forever.

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 304 - Words: 1,959,302 - Reviews: 16718 - Favs: 8,765 - Follows: 8,002 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Forward Unto Dawn by TheWizardofOzbourne reviews
Triple Crossover, TSCC/Halo w/post-series ST:Voyager elements. Trapped in a universe similar to our own, Cameron and John Henry struggle to return home. To do so, three gifts, each from another universe, will get them home and entangle them in a war they thought they knew. Eventual Jameron and MC/Cortana. Updated! 08/05/2020 CH46 Posted!
Crossover - Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 339,390 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [John C., Cameron] [Cortana, Master Chief/John-117]
The Closet of Possibility by Books of Change reviews
Harry Potter accidentally turns 221B's cleaning supply closet into a magical portal that leads to worlds that reflect the deepest, most desperate curiosity of a person. Sherlock, unfortunately, didn't know that when he opened it to take out the vacuum cleaner. Sherlock, HP, Canon Sherlock Holmes triple crossover; ASIM compliant
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Under the Redwoods by HorseTechie reviews
After a wormhole had torn the Voltron team asunder, one of the Lions ends up crashing back to earth. Hiro saw the crash and came to the paladin's rescue. That's when everything changes. Pidge has to figure out how to find the others, while Hiro realizes he has met his match. As they work to solve Pidge's problem, more than solutions arise between the two. (plus BH6: The Series)
Crossover - Big Hero 6 & Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,794 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/7/2019 - Published: 9/16/2016 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Pidge G./Katie H.
Between the lines of fear and blame by Joyful nature Angsty spirit reviews
None of them could understand it... Keith was gone.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017
Superwomen of Eva: Lilith's Herald by OrionPax09 reviews
After the Fifth Angel is destroyed, Rei is confronted with new possibilities...and a gift from Lilith.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 366,115 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] Hikari H., Mayumi Y.
Neon Metathesis Evangelion by Octo8 reviews
Starting after Shamshel/Episode 4, angels arrive in a different chronological order than in canon, as do certain other events. In the midst of all this, Shinji, Asuka and Rei form bonds to each other, that will eventually result in romance. But of course, even so angels screw things up, SEELE keeps plotting and Gendo advances his scenario.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 275,666 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I., Rei A.]
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Clause for Women, Children and Infirm by Books of Change reviews
The Super Soldier Serum is more finicky than previously thought: it only works as intended for a very narrow range of people, and will turn them to Peak Human Condition only when danger is imminent. Otherwise, recipients will return to their pre-serum state (with some health improvements). In this world, Bruce finds himself assuming a fatherly role to Captain Steve Rogers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,545 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Midnight Excuse by Stitchar reviews
"I would be expecting my daughter to call me in midnight when she hit her teenage years, but you're like what? Millions of year old? At least give me one good excuse as to why you're calling me in one in the morning."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Optimus Prime, Jack D. - Complete
There Was a Spider by Mirianne reviews
In which a nonexistent spider, a catwalk, and Anakin Skywalker's predilection for petty vengeance save the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Suddenly by Ardent Aspen reviews
(Title taken from the song in Les MIserables) Shattered Glass AU: "Airachnid, what is that?" "Starscream, I can explain!" When Airachnid returns to the Nemesis with a tag-along, life aboard the Decepticon ship changes. Warnings for violence and occasional gore, usually of the Dark Energon variety. UPDATE: Bonus chapters now being added (05/25/2016)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,581 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Airachnid - Complete
Trampled Butterflies by Ardent Aspen reviews
When MECH tampers with the past in an attempt to gain an advantage over the future, the present is thrown wildly out of balance. The Autobots and the kids must find each other again before they are erased from existence entirely. Throw in some superstitious peasants, four warring tribes of Cybertronians, and a power-hungry magistrate, and you've got the makings of an adventure!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,705 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Arcee, Jack D., Miko N., Optimus Prime - Complete
Gundam Wing: Journey to a New Battlefield by operation meteor reviews
The war is won, yet he cannot find peace. When a mission gone wrong throws Heero into another world, how will he survive? And how will he react when he is confronted with his greatest challenge yet? For love can be trickier than any battlefield foe...
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 1,152,169 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Heero Y., Murrue R. - Complete
The Hitchhiker by Ardent Aspen reviews
Stop me if you've heard the one about the woman in white... A collection of the eerie and unusual with a dash of humor. UPDATE: 01/27/2014, this tale is complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Complete
Vader's Own by Malicean reviews
Lord Vader promotes skill, not wealth or connections. The Dark Lord's favor, nonetheless, conveys a certain political pull. A simple soldier might find himself far beyond his usual social circles that way. Though, that's just the start of his troubles …
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,717 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Leia O., Bail O., General Veers - Complete
Return of the Reality Bill by Ardent Aspen reviews
In which Ardent Aspen takes sick again, and honestly has no business typing anything right now. It's not liable to be that sane.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Complete
In Which Ardent Aspen forgets to pay the Reality Bill by Ardent Aspen reviews
I should not be allowed near computers when I don't feel well, really I shouldn't. Things get weird.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Complete
Final Benediction by Ardent Aspen reviews
Optimus was used to dying by now. That didn't make it any easier, but it had given him time to think of something to say to the precious ones who watched him as they grew.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Complete
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Fools Rush In by Leda74 reviews
This is a brief missing scene to Blink. Probably best if it stays missing, really.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sally S., Weeping Angels - Complete
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Mobile Suit Gundam EVA: Post Impact 0015 reviews
A train station gets attacked. 10 years later, NERV is caught in a very different version of the angel war UNDERGOING REWRITE FOR QUALITY CONTROL!
Crossover - Evangelion & Gundam UC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - [Banagher Links, Mineva Lao Z] Shinji I., OC
Chaos and Cacophony!
A scenario. A secret organization. Decades of work, all resting on things going precisely according to plan. When it all falls apart, someone needs to clean up the mess, and find out how it all went wrong. They've got their work cut out for them. Companion to Mobile Suit Gundam EVA. Strong!Shinji NON-LINEAR STORYTELLING!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Gendo I., Rei A., Kyoko S., OC
From Humble Beginings reviews
Just what did Kris think he was doing on that sleigh in the first place?
Miracle on 34th Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Complete
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