Independence aka Indy
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Joined 09-01-05, id: 889737, Profile Updated: 04-27-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I AM WICCAN, , so I MUST be a devil- worshiping baby killer

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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Quelle Valeur by wisdomly reviews
*NEW* Chapter 18 - things never happen exactly as planned, do they? Post-war. A chance meeting after the war between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy sparks sordid rumours in the press - thanks to the lovely Rita Skeeter - with long-lasting consequences for both boys. DH and epilogue compliant, light slash. Mostly friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Blog Worth Following by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,895 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Without the Berries by Penguinlover1229 reviews
What if Katniss and Peeta never ate the berries? What if Katniss fell in love with Peeta during the games? This is the story of what would have happened after the 74th hunger games if no one was out to destroy Katniss No Rebellion,and yes mentoring
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,016 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Game of Love and Life by LinneaPike reviews
It's time for the 73rd annual Hunger Games! The new head game maker, Seneca Crane, promises to make these games the most exciting, action packed, unpredictable Hunger Games yet, with even more interesting tributes. Prepare for death, destruction, and fear, as our tributes enter the arena, and watch as a tragic story of adventure, love, and life, unfolds before your very eyes...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Other tributes
96th Annual Hunger Games by alexmarika reviews
*Reposted* 21 years after the second rebellion failed, the Hunger Games continue under the rule of President Snow's nephew. This year's games have many new, strong tribute. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor. ** syot...shhh Closed**
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012
Together We Stand by Pure Hearted Tyrant reviews
The morning after one night stands are insanely awkward. Especially when the other person is your childhood enemy. Definitely when your kids get involved because you made an ill advised decision when drunk. One that might be just the thing you need most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Make It or Break It: The 80th Hunger Games by The Otaku You Fools reviews
What do you do when all hope is lost? The rebellion failed. The Hunger Games are still going strong. To celebrate President Rouge's birthday, the Games are even more gruesome and horrifying than ever. Please, pray for these 24 poor, unfortunate souls.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Other tributes
It's Okay to be Confused by CallMeYoYo reviews
What really happened after that kiss between eric and buddy? Eric/Buddy. SLASH.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Eric F., Buddy M.
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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For the Right Price reviews
He lifted his head, which felt like it weighed a ton, to see the other man who was in the room handing a thick wad of cash to Vernon before shaking his hand. Then Harry lost consciousness. Where is Harry being taken? graphic non-con with a minor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Harry P.
Not Quite What it Seems reviews
Oneshot A simple quidditch wager turns into so much more after the match...not for young readers RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P., Terry B. - Complete