Faux Paws
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Joined 09-01-05, id: 889798, Profile Updated: 01-03-08

Anti-furries will be shot on spot.

Ah yes, myself. Well, for starters, I have been a member of this fine online community for four years now(my first year here was spent as, "the curious onlooker who came here for a good story.". Not much has changed for myself as a writer. Well, actually quite a lot. I plan on erasing all remenants of my past life here. Get used to seeing me sneaking around here with random stories. As well as driving the lunatic fangirls -over in the Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and other such large fan bases- insane, with what I really think of their work. Oh yah, and I'm a furry.

And if you're here to flame me about what I wrote to you, good luck with that. There's no way you're talking to me unless it's through the forums.

And of course, life-wise. Okay, I'm not young, but I'm not old either. I live in Los Angeles, but I'm not telling you any specifics.I am an avid reader, writer, and critic. Some-what of an over-perfectionist, am confused often, and I believe that thinking, is something that sets me apart from others. Oh, and if you wonder why I speak in such an odd manner, it's just me. I talk like that. Speaking in random language is only as natural to me, as sarcasm is natural to others. It still amazes me to some extent, sarcasm is really just their second language...blah blah blah (insert rambling here).

Now, if you've been a fan of my other works in the Shaman King and Gorillaz sections, I've deleted them all. Yes, even Battle of the Bands. Probably the fiction that made me well-known in that area, with 12 chapters and 45 reviews. I've deleted it, I've lost interest in it, I wrote that when I was bubbly, and happy, and all that other stuff.

The writer who stands before you today is now an apathetic cynic, who has taken up writing for personal and entertainment purposes.

What are you up to now?

Several projects involving anthrophomorphic animals. We need furries on FF.net, you hear me!?

In the works.

Run Rabbit Run.-A homeage to the might furry artist, David Hopkins. Fan fiction for "Jack".

Currently Unnamed Project-I'm serious, I don't have a name for it. It's the project I talked about in the above post. (reader looks) No, the the third paragraph in the top, yes, the 2999 one.


I had two projects that were finished, but I erased them.

Known Aliases: Linkin Gex, AC23, Yuffie Fanatic, Noodlelover, I.C.Nuthane,Arcton, Ien, Buster Thunderfoot, and Faux Paws.

Occupation: Typical Student.

Current Endeavors: Role-playing, as usual.

Faux Paws is currently looking for a Beta-Reader. If you enjoy the Melancholy novel series and/or don't mind me using talking animals in some of my stories, then..


If not, you can find me on deviantart or Live Journal.

Anime: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Shaman King, Paranoia Agent, Akira, Eureka 7, Loveless.

Movies: SAW, Robin Hood, The Golden Compass, Rataouille, Bruce Almighty, Beowulf, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Star Wars.

Musicals: Jeklyy and Hyde the Musical, Avenue Q, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Wicked, Xanadu, Hairspray, This is Hollywood, Romeo and Juliet.

Books: A Tale of Two Cities, War of the Worlds, The Golden Compass, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Philosophy for Dummies, Arabian Nites, The Mystery of Jeklyy and Hyde, The Phantom of the Opera, The Suzumiya Novels.

Shows: Sliders.

If any of you have read a Kingdom Heart's fan fiction entitled "Kingdom Hearts III:The Keyblade War", then I am certain you have heard of the once famous Laredo Tornado. If any of you still have a copy of his story, or know what has become of him, please let me know immediately. Any reasons as to why he delted his epic is beyond me, but that diamond in the rough is one of the best multiserials on site.

Oh, whee.

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The End of the World by I. Run. E reviews
The worst case scenario unfolds, and everything begins to fall apart. It could only mean the end of the world when Kyon manages to get a date. Updated: The improper ending of an abandoned story.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,923 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2006
Turbulence and Tranquility by eleni459 reviews
30 kisses for Dominic and Anemone. This is an ongoing project that will hopefully be updated once a month. Note that these will eventually contain spoilers from throughout the series. Individual stories will note specific episodes that may be spoiled.
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,508 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - [Anemone, Dominic]
Interesting Experiences by Arty d'Arc reviews
For Kyon, kissing Haruhi was always an interesting experience. Oneshots and snapshots exploring in reverse a relationship between our favorite deity and her cynic. Will not be continued.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Crack of Haruhi Suzumiya by proud shipper reviews
[THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA] The SOS Brigade is in for a wild summer as they encounter crazy summer camps, car chases, bears, deserted islands, San Francisco, peanut butter and jelly, & other stuff. Oh, there's monkey eclairs too. R&R, but no flame
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,964 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
The Legend Lives Once Again by TheArchon reviews
Probably the best parody of all! Hao wakes up in the middle of the desert. He has almost no followers left, SoF has abandoned him, he hungers for revenge and things just seem to be getting worse. We're approaching the end now! Last Chapter: Happy Ending!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 81,274 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Hao A.
The Evolution of Suzumiya Haruhi by jcgonzo reviews
The college years have come, and the Brigade is still together. But a new conspiracy simmers under the surface of their idyllic days, threatening to turn everything around yet again. And amidst it all, the devil lurks in the detail...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007
No Other Way by Arty d'Arc reviews
Suzumiya liked Kyon. Suzumiya controlled the world. In Itsuki's mind, there was no other way. Onesided Itsuki x Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Memory of Suzumiya Haruhi by Flower of Paper reviews
Haruhi's latest scheme spirals out into an unexpected development in her relationship with Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The Trouble with Timelines by Fizzy 13 reviews
The whole mess starts with a little twist on Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody... And you thought an oblivious Haruhi was bad enough... Don't forget to drop a review!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,704 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007
Breathing without air by ronandhermy reviews
A story of Breathless and the fighter sacrafic pair Ai and Midori. Just a few glimpes into their life before and after they met each other. AixMidori
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
Hell Bends Backwards by Balloon Animal reviews
Murdoc has passed on, bitten the dust, kicked the bucket. Yet they still can't get rid of the bastard! In an attempt to set things right the Gorillaz uncover a secret that will rock the foundations of the earth.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
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