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Gaara The Hated

Age- 17

Gender- Male

Country- U.S

State- N.Y

My Deviant Art

Music- Slipknot, Murderdolls, D'espairs Ray, Disturbed, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Deth Klok, The Pillows, Orange Range, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Authority Zero, Alkaline Trio, The Unseen, Marduk, Cradle of Filth, Rob Zombie, Static-X, Dope, Stone Sour, The Offspring, Pennywise, Zebrahead, Goldfinger, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Rise Against, Gorillaz, SR-71, Tenacious D, and others

Favorite Movies- Ichi the Killer, Battle Royale, Old Boy, Saw, Saw 2, Sin City, A Clockwork Orange, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, The Matrix, Little Nicky, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Crow, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Dodgeball, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Freddy Got Fingered, Labyrinth, and others.

Favorite Comics/Graphic Novels- Johnny The Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut, SQUEE'S Wonderful Big Giant Book Of Unspeakable Horrors, Fillerbunny in my worst book ever, anything by Jhonen Vazquez, Spawn, Calvin and Hobbes, Pearls Before Swine, and The Big Book of Hell

Favorite Characters of JTHM- Nny, Mr. Eff, Happy Noodle Boy, and Senor Diablo

Favorite Characters of Spawn- Spawn, Violator

Favorite T.V Shows- Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frisky Dingo, Assy McGee, Invader Zim, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Futurama, Batman the Animated Series, Beavis and Butthead, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Boondocks, Celebrity Deathmatch, The Ren and Stimpy Show etc.

Favorite Characters of Metalocalypse- Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth(Not a bumblebee), Skwisgaar Skwigelf(Taller than a tree)

Favorite Characters of Invader Zim- Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz, Professor Membrane and the almighty tallest red and purple

Favorite Characters of Aqua Teen Hunger Force- Carl, Shake, the Mooninites

Favorite Anime- Naruto, Bleach, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Fooly Cooly, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball Z, Bobobo-bo Bo-Bobo, Hellsing

Favorite Manga- Naruto, Bleach, Zombie Powder, Death Note, Battle Royale, One Piece, Yu Yu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Dragonball Z, Hellsing

Favorite Characters of Naruto- only the first seven are in order

1. Gaara

2. Itachi

3. Hidan

4. Zetsu

5. Dosu

6. Deidara

7. Tobi

the rest have no specific order- Naruto, Lee, Gai, Neji, Shikamaru, Shino, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Kakuzu, Kisame, the rest of the Akatsuki, Zaku, Tayuya, Kimimaro, Zabuza, Hinata, and Iruka

I fucking love the Akatsuki! They're the greatest villians ever!

Characters I dislike in Naruto- Sasuke, Sakura( I like her more after the time skip), Kin, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Inari

Favorite characters of Bleach-

1. Grimmjow Jaggerjack

2. Ulquiorra

3. Kenpachi Zaraki

4. Byakuya Kuchiki

5. Kon

6. Ururu Tsumugiya

7. Kisuke Urahara

8. Hollow Ichigo

Ichigo, Orihime, Ganju Shiba, Hanatarō Yamada, Rukia, Yuzu, Isshin, Chad, Keigo, Uryū Ishida, Kūkaku Shiba, Tōshirō Hitsugaya, Don Kanonji, and Kakei(Acid Wire)

Favorite characters of Death Note- L, Mello, Matt, Teru Mikami, Ryuk, Soichiro Yagami, Tota Matsuda, Hideki Ide, Reiji Namikawa, Kyosuke Higuchi

Favorite characters of Battle Royale- Kiriyama

Favorite characters of Yu Yu Hakusho- Hiei, Karasu, Bui, The Toguro brothers, and Sakyo

Favorite characters of Full Metal Alchemist- Edward, Roy Mustang, Scar

Favorite characters of Trigun- Knives, Legato, the Sniper

Favorite characters of Dragonball Z- Vegeta, Broly, and Majin Buu

Favorite characters of One Piece- Zolo, Luffy, Sanji, Shanks, and Hawkeye

Favorite characters of Samurai Champloo- Mugen and Jin

Opinion on English Version of Naruto- They completely fucked up the show. The characters' voices are shit. Naruto sounds like he's gonna kill himself and now "Believe it" is his fucking catch phrase. It's so fucking gay. Sasuke sounds like a 40-year old child molester and Sakura is even more annoying now and I thought that couldn't be possible. Kakashi sounds way too enthustiastic. Kankurou sounds like shit. The guy who does the voice of Gaara is trying too hard. Zaku's voice just sucked. Dosu's voice was horrible. Lee sounds like a complete fuck up. Neji sounds like a pussy. Temari and Tenten both sound like random girls picked off the street. Zabuza's voice was the only one that I thought didn't sound like shit. They censored so many parts with blood that it's unwatchable. They had better not fuck up Itachi's voice...too late. In my opinion the show could have been so much better. Fucking sucks!

The English Version of Bleach- Voices aren't really good, they suck.

Hobbies- Drawing, Writing fucked up fanfics, and other shit

People I Respect- Jhonen Vazquez, Masashi Kishimoto, Tite Kubo, Rodney Mullen, Bill Waterson, Corey Taylor, Joey Jordison, and Shawn Crahan

Current fics in progress

Dosu Kinuta in The Journey to Kick Orochimarus Ass- it will probably be around 15 chapters or less when its finished.

The Sick and Twisted World of Naruto-30 Chapers or more when completed. I'm planning on doing all the characters more or less. Although some will be much shorter than others.

7/1/07
Sorry I haven't updated in a while. A lot of things have preoccupied me, but now that junior year is over, I'll have more time to write. Although I might not till August, I'm working on my portfolio, when I get that done though, I'll spend more time on my writings.

Now that I'm finished writing my profile does anyone actually read these things?

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Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,413 - Follows: 5,527 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Started With The Jumpsuit by jounin1280 reviews
Short oneshots written about the members within Akatsuki. With Itachi, Sasori, Diedara, Zetsu, and coming soon: Tobi. Disclaimer: don't own
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Strength of Brothers by LD 1449 reviews
Three brothers, their strength,their failures,successes and dreams. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 208,767 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Starting from Scratch by Mod Soul 792 reviews
For Naruto, life has always been hard, nothing came free. When the last person keeping Naruto in Konoha broke their bond, Naruto frees himself from the chains that he once called bonds, and starts new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,978 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U.
Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sound Three Stories by RedRibbonhood reviews
It's basicly a collection of random oneshots, drabbles, ect. that were made on my free time. They're about the sound three: Zaku, Dosu, and Kin: because they don't get enough credit in the anime and manga. Maybe some ZakuxKin and DosuxKin. Chapter 8 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Kin T.
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Being and Belonging by ttchaku reviews
When Itachi leaves town on the eve of his parents’ murder, he doesn’t go alone. Can Naruto handle what comes next? “Ano sa…Ano sa, where are we going?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,456 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Orange Sequel by deathrosekitty reviews
Naruto tries to convince Sakura that orange should be her favorite color. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
On the Wings Of Revenge by Zeida-and-Maria reviews
Zabuza finds Naruto after Haku, and takes him away. This is half crack nuttyness. Vengeful!Naruto. It's starting to look like a foursome to me but it's not. Just brother love? Gaara, Haku, Naruto and Sasuke... Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Akatsuki's Greatest Threat by ThouShaltKill reviews
What would happen if all the Jinchuurki banded together into an organization? A lot of trouble. For the rest of the Naruto world at least. slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,384 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Naruto U.
Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
High School for Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
Naruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. NaruHinaShikaInoSasuSakuNejiTen DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,714 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
One man's trash is another man's treasure by writer-of-stuff reviews
A futuristic Akatsuki leader trains Naruto and begins to like him as a brother, but when she finds out that he’s the fox they want, will she betray Naruto’s trust, or will she turn around and forget it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,883 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Chaos in the Hot Springs by Hiruto reviews
The Rookie 9 and Gai's team including Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou has a week off and is going to have a surpise birthday party for Naruto. At the hotel with a hot springs in the Country of Wave. Chaos happens, Love blooms with jealousy along it. Amist..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,598 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Challenge by FastForward reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Cheerfulness Incarnate by Omegaguardian reviews
This is a story about a boy named Uzumaki Naruto. Eventually NaruHina. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!Joint effort with Mitsumaru. We have a lot of work to do...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,431 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Konoha’s Raging Storm by Cup Ramen reviews
A six year old Naruto is fed up with the treatment from the villagers and most of all being weak.Watch a young Naruto create a name for himself. A name that brings fear to his opponents and hope to his comrades. Watch the birth of Konoha's Raging Storm
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
To Reach The Unreachable Star by Cup Ramen reviews
17 years of hate from the villager's is alot to take in. Even an powerful shinobi can take so much until someone takes his dream away. Watch Naruto struggle to keep the dream alive NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,829 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Urban Ninja Mix by Blankedty reviews
On the Streets of New York City Naruto and co. deal with school, friends, rivals, and face great problems when Itachi's gang Akatsuki rolls around claiming what's theirs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
I Swear On My Arse by SG-Some Guy reviews
After an attempt on the life of Naruto when he was just five, he meets the Kyuubi. At the same time, he begins his training with Itachi, and is willing to follow him anywhere, even into Akatsuki. Guess what? He's still going to be the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,442 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Naruto U.
Just One Shot by Shanghai Honey reviews
Collection of crazy, wacky, oneshots. Newest Akatsuki Member, Twelve Chaotic Shinobi's and more to come. You've never seen anything like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Windows of the soul by raging hobo reviews
Being Naruto isn't easy, but he never gives up. Someone admires that in him. Someone he loves dearly. Experience the joy, the sadness, the triumph, and the overwhelming love that is Naruto's life. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,559 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Shinokasushin No Jutsu by Fate no Ito reviews
Ino's new jutsu causes everybody's bodies to be switched around! Oh my God! When will the madness end? Maybe pairings, I dunno!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Ino Y., Inoichi Y.
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
A Simple Change: The Rasengan by James D. Fawkes reviews
Discontinued A simple change in the content of the Forbidden Scroll of Seals has an amazing effect on the future. What if Kage Bunshin hadn't been first on the list? NaruHina KakaRin SasuSaku Adopted by "Deaths pet fox"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,734 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: A Series of Unfortunate Events by dark shadow clone reviews
Don't let the title get you, this has nothing to do with Lemmony...whatever: a series of Unfortunate events. It almost has nothing to do with Unfortunate events...most of the events are fortunate.....errrr.....yeah...you'll see what we mean...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 52,600 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Itachi's FoolProof Business Plan by RaineJoybringer reviews
Itachi hasn't got enough money for rent! His answer? Why, steal Kakashi's underpants of course! A bombshell is about to hit the fair town of Konohagakure... and nobody is safe, not even the Akatsuki themselves!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
A Void Filled by CodedThoughts reviews
Sakura's request of Naruto before leaving to get back Sasuke leaves him with a gaping void in his life. How will he fill it? NaruTay
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005
Sounds like Fluff by Zanndaka reviews
Kin, Dosu and Zaku are spending a night in the Forest of death some time before the attack Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto. i'm sorry have no reasoning for this
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kin T. - Complete
Switched in the past by sasukerox reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are training, when Orochi casts a jutsu. Team 7 switches bodies, and are returned to their pasts. How will it feel to be in each other's bodies, and at the age of six? Not really sure of genre...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Naruto of the Uchiha Clan by Lone Kyuubi reviews
A seven year old Sasuke lets Naruto live with his family. What adventures will become of this? rated T for swearing. The final part of the Academy Escapades is up! [Pairing voting ends May 1st]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,728 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Why Dosu Wears Bandages by soundninzrule reviews
Kin and Zaku asks Dosu why he wears bandages. He tells them his past. They say they won't freak out when he shows them his face. But what happens when he showed them his face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Answer Machines by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness of answer machines from everyone, Chapter 15: Broom man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Legacy of the Fourth by Rokudaime-Kage reviews
[AU] Inheriting Yondaime's genius and under the tutelage of Jiraiya and Kakashi. Naruto joins the ranks of Konoha's shinobi at a young age to gain the village's acknowledgement and prove he is Yondaime's Legacy. [I dont own Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,913 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Les Histories de Naruto by Fate no Ito reviews
Many little stories put together into a volume of Naruto stories! Title means 'Stories of Naruto' in French. Very random! You have been warned. R&R pleasies
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005
Demons glory by LD 1449 reviews
something happens in konoha breaking naruto in the most horible way will he beable to forgive konoha or will he destroy it. NARUSAKU,GAAHINA,SASUOC,ITAOC,TSUJIR,KAKAKURE,ANKOIRU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth Or Dare II by chuunin alchemist reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare! This time, the jounin are at it! Guest starring Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru and Kabuto! Be prepared for more chaos! Cameos from the sound five and various Akatsuki members!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Evil, or Something Like It by TheArchives reviews
Akatsuki drabbles. Humor and total crack. Do not expect any sense out of them. Spoilers for Part 2 of the manga. No pairings. 4: Why did Sir Leader listen to Deidara's schemes anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
I Won't Be Ignored by NarutoNineTails reviews
Naruto is a genius. He has skills that could surpass the Hokage. But he simply chooses not to show it. Naruto is in a band just to have people cheer for him. Summary sucks, just read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Naruto U.
Creativity by Eevetta reviews
Oneshot. Shikamaru spends an afternoon watching the clouds with a certain blonde. Who knew clouds could form such weird pictures? “That one reminds me of you Shikakun!” “It does?” “Of course. Your name means ‘deer’ after all.” InoShika.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Akatsuki Leader by Yami White Rain reviews
[crack. oneshot.] The Akatsuki leader is Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Good morning, Gaara by wayofthepen reviews
Oneshot. Slight GaaraSakura. Returning to his village after being abducted by Akatsuki, Gaara can finally get to sleep like everyone else...if he only knew how. So, he asks Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by chuunin alchemist reviews
The Rookie Nine and Sand Siblings join for a game of truth or dare! Much chaos ensues! Surprise ending
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Lee's Sacrifice by 3rdMSuser reviews
Gai is kidnapped by Akatsuki. What would become of Lee without Gai? Lee vs. Itachi in an attempt to save Gai. OOC? Just my attempt at humor. ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006
Everyone has a Secret, Even the Akatsuki by RH Dattebayo
WARNING:The story may contain spoilers in the Naruto series.Akatsuki have been a very well kept secret in Naruto, where did they come from? what are their motives? And most importantly what are their personal histories? Prepare to laugh your head off!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U.
When Cancer Spreads by onlytomriddle reviews
Yep, that's right! I'm doing exactly what Jhonen told us not to: exploring Johnny's past. Except this one is well thoughtout, so I'm sinning major here! DISCONTINUED [not canon enough for me]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Johnny C., Psycho Doughboy
Relations to a killer by Rough Tears reviews
Jhonen Vasquez RULES! In this little story, Invader Zim meets JTHM!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Akatsuki Tryouts by YondaimeUzumaki reviews
Summary: The infamous Akatsuki is now recruiting new members! None other than Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, and the Leader is holding the tryouts! YayWhat’ll happen? What chaos awaits? Sorry I suck at summaries Warning: Posible OCC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005
JOBS JOBS JOBS! by Blood red nin reviews
Tsunade's drunk and doing paper work...need I say more? Warning: Extreme OOCness and randomness and an inner Gaara! No pairings, but lot's of fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame and Itachi's Semi Excellent Adventures by Qaddafi the Ripper reviews
Join Shark chan and Weasel chan in their random, humorous, bloody, and occasionally sexy adventures as they try to cope on the measly salaries provided by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Misadventures of the Akatsuki by Blood red nin reviews
Join Itachi, Kisame and the other Akatsuki members on their adventures gathering up the demon vessels. Be prepared for random events, OOCness and a lot of misadventures and awkward situations! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,689 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
A Strange Meeting by A very odd fellow reviews
NarutoOne Piece xover. What happens when Luffy's crew lands in Konoha? Pairings: naruhina, shikatem in sequel, perhaps others. First fic please R&R COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Ninjas, Alcohol, And Fire Jutsu by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
They just don't mix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete
Hazing Tobi by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Spoilers for the Manga up to Ch.281! Joining the Akatsuki is not as easy as certain people seem to think... [Crack] Deidara, Zetsu etc
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Deidara - Complete
New Life, Same Destiny by Valakun reviews
The Fourth's dying wish puts Naruto in Jiriaya's care? Our favoirte blond reappears twelve years later for the Chuunin exam. Same crew, different lives, same destiny. Working our way through the third test. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
Sleepover Crew by Yumiko-hotate reviews
Okay, the whole summary is on the first page... but it goes of track in chapters 4 etc... sorry.. but if you have ideas please say! review plz.... thxs! the rating is M.. just to make sure!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
Reverberating Doom by hitokiri midori reviews
[AU] The Sound-nins form a band. Naturally, all hell ensues. Kin's under pressure to get the prestigious Top Female Student Award. The two raggedy members of her band will help her in a way no award could ever do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004
Redemption of the Cursed by ShadowCelest117 reviews
On the fateful day of Sasuke's leave, Naruto sneaks out of the hospital and returns to the Valley of the End to think on what's happened in his life. While on his way back, he encounters someone thought to be dead. Naruto x Tayuya
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005
Konoha and Sand Shinobi by Fate no Ito reviews
The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs and Neji's team are locked up in a mansion and they have to stay there for around a week! Unknown to them, they're being watched by...ShikaTem maybe, NejiTen, and more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,975 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
Soy Sauce Frenzy by Fancy Ketchup reviews
Team 7 has finally found the whereabouts of the Akatsuki and are ready to defeat them but there is one problem........Sasuke is out of Soy Sauce! Now Team seven must go shopping at the Sound Country WallMart but there they meet two new members of the Akat
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005
An Akatsuki Meeting by YangEternal reviews
Just another ordinary meeting for the Akatsuki members...that we know of anyway...Takes place during current manga arc. Some spoliers and one bit of language. Fluffy and fun. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2005
The Way I Want You Tonight by antiassasinguy reviews
Kurenaru. Kurenai falls for him, but even she doesn't know herself that she is in love. Naruto is positive about his feelings. A ThreeParter PART TWO UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,012 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Change for the Better by MaxFic reviews
AU, Naruto is taken from the village shortly after his birth so that he can be raised away from the hate of the people. How different will Naruto turn out? No deffinite pairings yet. Most likely NaruHina but maybe NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,144 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shino's Birthday by Fate no Ito reviews
It's Shino's birthday and everyone wants to throw a surprise party for him. But Shino doesn't want a surprise party because he's...well...Shino. What will happen? Definitely chaos! No pairings. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
Uchiha Therapy by KageNoKatana reviews
It's been decided. Uchiha Sasuke needs therapy. Dragged to a mental hospital, he's forced to consult with his comrades about his problems. Why is Itachi here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Gaara's thoughts by Jyo-Chan reviews
Romance comes in second chapter...Just Gaara's thoughts...His inner conflict...But someone comes closer to help him get through life and new found emotions...It's got some language yeah...And humour...Gaara x Sakura, Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,306 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Shinobi Specialties by Fate no Ito reviews
Shinobi all over the world are joined at Konoha to create a special talent show just for ninjas! No pairings at all! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
What is this thing called mall? by speedo fannypacker reviews
Neji, Sasuke, Lee, and Naruto discover the horrors of following the girls to the mall. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Best Buddy by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba's in a spat with Akamaru and needs a new best friend... and who better than Shino?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Dosu! Zaku! Kin! The Quest For The Caramel Apple by Hyper Riceball reviews
The Sound Trio are on a mission. To get a caramel apple for Kimimaro. AWWW HOW HEARTWARMING! R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
THEATER! ! ! by Hyper Riceball reviews
A seriously messed-up fic about a group date to the movie theater, by me and my friend Lexie. Pairings: SasuNaru, ZakuDosu, GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Mr Jack Pots by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Ryoshuu by ensngre reviews
Naruto meets one of the Akatsuki after the failed mission to retrieve Sasuke. Hopefully better than it sounds. Rated for future violence and possible imaginary. SasuNaru FRIENDSHIP.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 11/2/2004
Temari's Christmas Special by Sunlit A Colony reviews
Temari, Gaara and Kankuro get into the Christmas spirit with the help of Mr. Hanky, a reindeer named Hitler and some crazy robots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2004
Return by Hitsugaya reviews
Naruto and Jiraiya have returned from their three years of training! Can Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke put astop to Akatsuki for good this time? Rated R for mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 12/8/2004
Hot Springs by Link and Luigi reviews
The four teachers have decided that their students are working too hard. So, just to show how kind and nice they are, they send them to a resort hotel with... hotsprings! Something is BOUND to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
First Kiss by Simeon The Conqueror reviews
A Naruto and Hinata love story, in the basics. Lots of action and fighting, along with the love parts. :P NaruHina, SasSak, ShinoIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,246 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Big Bad Hinata by Kagezuchi reviews
We know Hinata as that sweet shy girl, but what if she had a Big Bad alter ego buried deep within? This parody explores the possibilities! Featuring Stoner Itachi! Quite a bit of OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
Kankuro Meets Metallica by Sunlit A Colony reviews
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro are all set for a trip up town but unfortunate circumstances place Kankuro at the mercy of a washed up metal band.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004
If they weren't Ninjas by thebluekirby64 reviews
Did you ever imagine a life where Naruto and all the other dudes weren't ninjas? Come and find out! Includes lots of funny stuff and all good couplings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Temari's Halloween Special by Sunlit A Colony reviews
The Sand Trio's first time trick or treating turns into: Freddy, Jason, Alien and Predator vs. Temari, Gaara and Kankuro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2004
Therapy by PhosX reviews
Temari and Kankurou drag Gaara to child therapy to try to fix his little anger issues. Unfortunately there are evil elevators, insane doctors and somebody murders Mr. Moomoo! Sasuke's savior arrives! Hentai no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004
A Night To Remember by sand-nin-gurl reviews
When Kankurou gets a make-over, will problems arise for our favorite puppeteer? And Why does he hate Gaara so much? (Finished.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,346 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Custom Made Love by asthenic reviews
Gaara turned to a doll! Sakura taking care of him! Will love bloom, or not? [Pure GaaSaku Fluff XD]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Gaara's Clues by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2004
Kankurou's Growth Spurts by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Because the Health Inspectors kicking him out of his house due to a rare fungus growing from old Ramen, Naruto must stay with the Sand nins for a few weeks, during which Kankurou goes through abnormal changes. (All finished!)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Shinobi's or Babysitters? by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Kankurou and Temari wake up one morning after an arguement with Gaara and discover that their younger brother has been babyfied. (One shot)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Uchiha Itachi by kappamaki reviews
Itachi and Kisame go through a day of grocery shopping and information gathering.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Resurrection of Sound and Sand by Kagezuchi reviews
The Great War between the Sand, Sound, and Leaf is over, and the Villages of Sound and Sand are severely weakened. However, the Sound and the Sand eventually return to prominence, with intent to wage war once again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Image Is Everything by kappamaki reviews
Follow the fluffy OOC misadventures of your fave Naruto characters, as Itachi strives to find an purpose for himself in the world. Things build to a climax in the last chapter: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
Behind the Shuriken by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
Take a peek at the lives of Konoha's ninjas when they're not in the line of action. Chapter 1: The Truth About Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2004
Accidents, Freak Accidents by maskedgoomba reviews
[one-shot] Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura raid an Akastsuki Strong Hold, and find out some SHOCKING information about Uchiha Itachi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Naruto and the Malted Milk Balls by Triforce Chica reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go on a quest to find Gaara of the Dessert. Shino prances, Hinata weilds a chainsaw, plus other oddities. Written at midnight, and it makes no sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
Dragon Ball Z? by Link and Luigi reviews
Okay, this is the most messed up story I have ever written and will probably be the most messed up you will read. That's all I can tell you.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2001
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The Sick and Twisted World of Naruto reviews
A series of disturbing short stories about the characters of Naruto. A morbid and grim version of the world of Naruto, but filled with good hearted laughs for all the kids. Something for the whole family, damnit! Rated M for excessive gore and violence...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Dosu Kinuta in The Journey to Kick Orochimarus Ass reviews
Dosu and Zaku are tired of being underestimated by everyone especially Orochimaru.But things are not the way they seem.In reality they are above Jounin level.They are both members of Akatsuki!They have been given orders to kill Orochimaru for his betrayal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
The Adventures of the Sound Trio at Seven Eleven reviews
The adventures of the sound trio at Seven Eleven! Zaku is a kleptomaniac? The Uchiha family reunion? Sakura's secret? Lee has breast cancer? Why Neji wears a life jacket? Kiba gets high? Kisame's fear of sushi? The meaning of life? One shot, first fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete