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Joined 09-02-05, id: 889860
Author has written 4 stories for Ella Enchanted, and Fairy Tales.

Hey nice to meet you I'm tephs,

Stuff about me:

I live on a big island, in a big city, in a very small home. Ok I shall give you one huge hint that is synonamous with my country... kangarooo or how bout Steve Erwin. Yeah, i hope you have guessed by now. My dads from here to, he was the son of a Docter dad and a farming mother. But my mom, she was from the land of the free, "New World" America. Well a new world dosnt really count coz we were a new world to. oh and that was oh so lame! Im such a dorkus. How cool is that word! Dorkus, Dorkus Dorkus...

I love most books, anything with pages and words i love, or pictures, their still awesome! Especially Matthew Reily, Clive CusslerBill Brian, Clause WItz, Harper Lee.Right now im liking both Christopher Paolini's Eldest and also Homer's Illiad. I like those horrible girly novels that my mom calls sex and sin. A good book is For The Roses by Julie Garwood. Oh and The Tea Rose by Jennifer Donnelly.

I like old music, Ella FItzgerald, Nat King Cole, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Johnny O'Keffe. Favorite films are Breakfast At Tiffany's, Gone With The Wind,Casablanca, The Matrix, The Patriot and of course Pirates of the Carribbean. Best Musical would have to be West Side Story. Or Phantom of the Opera (not the film). I L-O-V-E Gilbert and Suillivan. I love going to the ballet or the opera.

I am really random, as some of my friends might tell you.I like random quotes, especially by Virgil, right now im putting a new one at the start of every chapter in ballerina. I usually have time to burn so i write, alot of its just plans for storys and the ending chapter.

I work backwards, I start at the end and work my way forwards, and somehow, i'm completely fathomed why but my chapters all seem to make sence, to some degree atleast. I'm a libra, and it shows sometimes not often but sometimes. If i ever change my penname it will be the "Winged Victory".

Dislikes: people who sware lightly, people who use the word hate on a redular basis, rap, being mean to people who dont deserve it, people who are overly competitive, pesimists, ignorants, people who walk around with their eyes mentaly closed bouncing off the walls(!), not on my side of the rift haha pia, hoebags, people who think a "hot ass bitch" is a compliment. oh yes and harrypotter fanfics with doumbledore in them(cant speel his name) because noone can depict him right cept JKR. And capitol I's. I dont like the way they look on a page.

Yeah and i have a philosophy on reading: If it becomes tedious, give up.

Stuff you really dont need to know butI think is cool. (Random facts on English Language)

The English language is so intertwined with other languages that most of the origins its hard to tell who made them up. Have you ever thought about how when animals on the fields such as Cow, Sheep, Chicken, Goat, they are all English names? BUt once on the table, beef, mutton, veal, ect they have French names? Also the underpaid and lower skilled work, farmer, butcher,builder ect have english names while the higher skilled and higher paid jobs have french names, tailor, lawyer ect ect.

Most words from our law system are also french, Attorney General, Solisitor, Judge, Jury. Attorney general even reflects the french way of wording.

For Hundreds of years the english nobility didnt call themselves English, as most people already know. But even moreoutragously they didnt even speak english, they prefered to use the purer languages, such as french or in King George I's case German. Most of the words we use for the aristocracys titles are french such as Count, Countess, Viscount, Baron, Baroness ect. But surprisingly the words for King and Queen are English. So surprisingly our mothertonuge survived, even though it was a language of pesants and slaves!

Stuff about my work:

Oh and i have a story which i am writing with hottyjessy. the penname is "third class leper". we're alternating chapters, i wrote the intro and hottyjessy wrote the second, and so on and so forth... that is the only story ill ever even ask u to review! ok please, were desperate, coz only her and i have reviewd it. were so sad :)

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If your wondering about Love Boat Captain it was just a story for my friend and i dont really like it. Well the first chapter anyway. I dunno if i should keep going with it or not coz its not a very promising start.

Well onto some rather grim buisness(lol)if you had seenwhat i had written before 1/11/05 you may have seen"The Avenger" . I didnt think anyone would miss it much and it wasnt very good. I guess the worlds not ready for Andrew Marshall just yet... BUT if you want to read it email me. Doubt anyone really will but hey its nice to know your options are always open.

Shimmer or to shine is the newy, everyone seemed to like it, in all honesty ijust like writing the intros to storys. I can make people cry if i write them letters, just ask hottyjessy.

The other two storys "Ballerina" and "Fix you" are ok. I personally prefere Ballerina because there isnt much actual ballet or terms or anything but the guys will obsesd with her and so is the prince and she is quite oblivious to it all. haha shes exeptionally smart yet dumb enough not to recognise obsessive love.


Until next time my friends...


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Alanna and the Renegade by fairypixie3 reviews
Alanna is a fiery seventeen year old girl living in a small village. Tyson is a wealthy duke, trying to get away from stifling Frellan society. They seemed to be opposites, but strange how just one incident can change all opinions.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/5/2004
The Better Solution by Mother of Tears reviews
According to the new Ministry Marriage Law, Hermione has to marry a pueblood wizard right away. That would mean leaving school. Suicide seems the only way out...until she is offered a better solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,109 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Silver Butterfly by Igi reviews
Think an amalgamation of fairy-tale allusions, with a good dash of intrigue, romance, and swashbuckling. Also included: a tomboy princess, bandits, two handsome princes. Please R&R! *UPDATE* Considerable, humorous epilogue finished!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,304 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Morena's Rise by Abbeygirl06 reviews
Very loosely based on Cinderella. Morena, a poor maid is given music lessons by a great, wealthy musician who thinks she has talent. Despite the difference in their social classes the two become very close and face challenge after challenge. PLEASE R&R
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,842 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 9/2/2004
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Happy Ending? by tickledblue reviews
Daria is a cold, bitter, and antisocial girl. But what happens when she unintentionally attracts a certain charming prince?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,873 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
You had me at Hello by ElvislivesAgain reviews
Lorelei hated that King Aiden so easily took over the neighboring countries of Gialla and Tiran. Now it seems he wants Orkney, Aiden would rather marry Lore, than fight her. Will evil plots, from the people closest to them, destroy their budding romance?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005
A Gypsy's Tale by Rasielle reviews
A Gypsy girl is imprisoned by a haughty prince: a fateful beginning. Inadvertently, she proves a Gypsy woman's worth through a heavy backdrop of drama, conspiracies, and a heart she did not intend to catch. [CH 20 IS UP!]
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,973 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 8/25/2004
Ari by pixiedust121 reviews
Retelling of Cinderella. Ari has been cheated out of her title and now lives as a servant in her own home. When a prince comes along. . .
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005
Two Seperate Worlds by Quest for Knowlege reviews
Serena: a sheltered noble girl whose world is shattered by the mysterious kidnapping of her parents. Arnalia: a bored princess who means well, but when left to her own devices can't help but get into trouble. Two seperate stories with one surprise ending.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005
Enchantment Doubled by VerdeFuego reviews
A girl reads Ella Enchanted twelve times, and is given a gift. Her gift is an Ella experience. With her gift, she creates her own adventure... READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,636 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
Fate's Enemy by hottyjessy reviews
what will happen when a young princess and her maid are kidnapped by an evil king after an offer of marriage has been refused? And what ill turn of fate will compell her to fall for a stranger....
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005
Draco's Fanmail by Caren H reviews
AUish. Draco replies to some fanmail. However, these are Draco's replies and his answers are...well, you'll find out soon enough. You have been warned. First ever HP fanmail piece! Icon by me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Of Trust and Betrayal by BeaverGirl reviews
Chapter Five up. Set 15 years after the events in Ella Enchanted, this story focuses on Ella and Char's daughter, Arianne, and what happens afer her home is burnt and her family murdered.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005
Maiden of the Swans by godessexotica reviews
someone has to prove their everlasting love to save Amia, but has someone already proved their love to her?first fanfic! plz read, it's my own story but it's like a different version of The Swan Princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Catch Me by EvenSong reviews
Complete! Elensar is a Princess who has been kidnapped by the dashing King of Delran, at the behest of her oldest sister, no less. Through her cynicism and dry wit, she tells her story, which is based off the Twelve Dancing Princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,823 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
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Fix you reviews
Stephanie and Christian have been best friends since they were young, can he help her when she needs him most?What if another loves her? can he protect her from the world, more than one loves her, but love and hate lie hand in hand.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
To Shimmer or to Shine reviews
A story about love, everlasting love, true love. Would you go the distance necessary ? Would you die for the power underlying all emotions? Will he have the power? Will she? What and who wil she choose? Is it enough?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 11/4/2005
Ballerina reviews
Taken from my performance I somehow got trasfomed into a world so unlike my own, as the nobles shun me the peasents say I am their savior... But what I need most is help. Princess and Princes strive in this amazing time, where am i?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005
Love Boat Captain reviews
This is a story about being saved... saved from the clutches of yourself. Be immersed in the world that is so unlike your own. Elly's savior is found in one of the most unlikly places.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005
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