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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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If any of you are reading my stories, please know that all follows, favorites, and especially reviews are appreciated. There is nothing quite as special as knowing that someone else is following along and enjoying what I'm writing. I love to get feedback on new chapters, and constructive criticism is welcome. I'm far from a great writer, so I accept all critiques.

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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 150 - Words: 1,236,452 - Reviews: 16858 - Favs: 16,029 - Follows: 17,782 - Updated: 7h - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Certain Dark Things by eirajenson reviews
Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with snakes in the garden, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing that's happened to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. [Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, AU Retelling]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 420,605 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., OC
A Thousand Words by Ailee17 reviews
Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 162,078 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 4,555 - Follows: 6,672 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 663,984 - Reviews: 18064 - Favs: 8,190 - Follows: 8,646 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 673,701 - Reviews: 7887 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
O Mine Enemy by Kirby Lane reviews
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story. Alt 6th summer, post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 426,691 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Improbable Foundations by Imagination94 reviews
The war has ended and now 12 students return to Hogwarts to finish their education as 8th Years. Severus, having survived Nagini's bite, will also be returning. Now free from his former masters, he hopes to redeem himself in his new role and repair broken relationships. But the children of the war are damaged, none more so than Harry, and healing will take some time. SS/HP mentor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 160,426 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Subterfuge by Murai-Sakura reviews
AU following GoF. When Dudley is admitted to St Mungo's for an extended stay because of Harry, Snape has to step in to take his place as to not arouse suspicion among the muggles. Can Harry keep his home life hidden? And why does he keep blacking out at Hogwarts? Snape mentors Harry fic. No slash. Abusive Dursleys. Warning: suicidal thoughts and Graphic violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 304,035 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 9/4/2020 - Published: 1/10/2020 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
saltkin by slexenskee reviews
Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
An Hour of Wolves by thebiwholived reviews
Harry's doing just fine: being Quidditch Captain and 'the Chosen One' doesn't leave him with time to worry about much besides school and the growing threat of war. He's especially not worrying about the fact that Sirius is dead. Or about an embarrassing, uncomfortable night with a classmate he'd rather just forget. Really. He's fine. Features an eating disorder, other tags inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,271 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Thestral's Calling: Calista Snape Volume III by Arinus reviews
Third in series. Snape's daughter fic. After graduating from Hogwarts, Calista Snape's plans include a new career at St. Mungo's, working with the Committee for Experimental Charms, and building her relationship with her boyfriend, Gerald Boot — but shadows and blood still follow her and her father, as the Second Wizarding War approaches. AU, but all in-character; well-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 179,172 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks, OC
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2562 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blood Traitor's Daughter by Sorcerer's Muse reviews
Year three of my Slytherin Harry. Read my stories Muggle's Daughter, Philosopher's Stone and Chamber of Secrets first or you won't know what's going on. Rated Mature for language and later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,987 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella
The Blood of Your Veins: Calista Snape Volume II by Arinus reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to "Always in Your Shadow". Severus Snape's daughter Calista attends Hogwarts. As if Occlumency lessons, peer rivalry, and growing up Snape weren't challenging enough, she still has to contend with her dangerous, sadistic mother, Bellatrix Lestrange, trying to invade her mind. AU, in-character; CC where possible. In-depth exploration of the art of Occlumency.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 98 - Words: 856,115 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., Marcus F., OC - Complete
A Hero's Strength by FatherSnape reviews
Predators target vulnerable children. The more the emotional deprivation the easier it is. Harry was an easy target. But what happens when Severus Snape discovers the truth during the first Occlumency lesson? What will the potion's master do when even he's knocked out of his comfort zone? (Fifth year). Mentor/Fatherly Snape (Eventually). Rated M for theme (non-graphic). (Read&Rev?)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 115,782 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pureblood Prince by Revhead reviews
When Draco comes to live with Harry and his relatives for the summer after fifth year, Harry thinks life at Privet Drive has reached an all-time low. Little does either boy know what surprises lie in store for them, as unexpected discoveries will be made and long-held preconceptions will be called into question. WARNINGS: Abuse, depression, suicide ideation, mentions of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 253,416 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6266 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming off the Ropes by enahma reviews
Second part of the complete HDH trilogy. Sequel to Happy Days in Hell. After Harry’s funeral the show must go on for everybody. Not a slash story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,597 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Suspended in Silence reviews
After the third task of the Triwizard Tournament goes horribly wrong, Harry is left broken and bruised. With the help of an unlikely ally, she struggles to find the light in a dark, dark world. (Set during Goblet of Fire) (Female Harry) (Contains dark themes)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,111 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/27/2020 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Harry P., Severus S.
Desperate Measures reviews
When an argument in the Dursley household turns deadly, Harry must do whatever it takes to protect himself. As he struggles with guilt over his decisions and the imminent consequences of his actions loom over him, Harry's world is slowly encapsulated in darkness. (Set during Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Severus S.