Author has written 26 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII, and Final Fantasy VII.
Hi everyone! I haven't posted anything in about two years! I had to take a second job to help make ends meet and oddly enough both my twin and I injured ourselves in October. I have a slipped rib in my back that keeps me from being able to raise my right arm, and my twin had the same thing happen on her left side. It's funny because if I stand on her left side neither one of us can hand anything to the other. I might not be writing at the moment but I'm leaving all these Random Bits up for those of you who like them. Maybe one day I will go through them and fix the horrible mistakes and bad plot flow that has been hiding in some of them!
Welcome to my Profile page!
If you’re here, you’ve either stumbled upon A Random Adventure and the resulting Random Bits series and a) loathed them and wanted to see ‘who writes this crap?’, b) liked them enough to learn a little about the author, or c) accidentally clicked the wrong link.
Height: 5ft 4in
Bio: Short, happy all the time, and goofy. I am a Pre-Vet graduate, an artist, and a twin.
Interests: The Japanese culture, christian music, writing, reading, drawing, fantasy, video games, and all kind of martial arts styles (I think they are really interesting).
Pet Peeves: Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and cursing. I don’t see how getting high/drunk then stumbling around vomiting/soiling yourself for the entertainment of others can be fun. Its also annoying trying to talk to someone who curses like a high school freshman. (I apologize to all the freshmen who aren't like this if there are any.) How can you hold a halfway decent conversation if every second word is a curse word? If you have to add curse words to make a joke/story funny, you have a serious vocabulary deficiency, or don’t know what real humor is.
Favorite Author: Terry Pratchett. He does humor with a plot! If you haven’t been introduced to The Disc World, consider yourself deprived.
ABOUT MY FICS:
I write humor fics for Final Fantasy X , XII, and VII. I try and stay away from the less intelligent types of humor, having been influenced by Terry Pratchett. It began with A Random Adventure, which rides that fine line between funny and dumb, but the good news is that my writing style has evloved since then. The FFX fics take place immediately after the game...If Tidus hadn't disappeared and Auron hadn't been Sent. I try to keep everyone in character and tend to stay away from original characters. I do have a few, which are used sparingly and never play major roles. They are: The Three Old Men (Old Man #1, Old Man #2, and Old Man #3), Marp (originally a hot dog vendor at Luca Stadium, but now owner of the International Cafe of Fiends, a.k.a. the ICOF), Winkie Winkle the Tavern Owner, Bob the new Guado Leader, and Tahmu the Ronso Potions Master. I have recently added Te-Ge Ronso, the star of the popular movie 'Farplane Boy'.
The FFXII fics also take place immediately after the game, assuming that Vaan convinced Balthier and Fran to return to Rabanastre for a quick reunion before setting off to acquire their treasure. The Revenant Wings story line will not be included. There are so far, no original characters.
NOTE: Constructive criticism is very welcome.
OTHER PLACES YOU CAN FIND ME:
Tumblr (Boxed Artist--pranks and crafts at work, along with a few lessons on shipping)