Darkspawndweller04
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-09-17, id: 8906256, Profile Updated: 04-18-17
Author has written 65 stories for Harry Potter, Guardians of the Galaxy, Godzilla, Dragon Age, Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, Hellboy, Superman, Doctor Strange, My Little Pony, Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer, Pokémon, Diablo, Elder Scroll series, Marvel, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Star Wars, Avengers, and Superman.

Hi... I don't really know what to say here but here goes. My name is Joshua but most people just call me Josh or J for short. I'm from Yellowknife in Canada. I'm not that good at writing my own stuff yet but I'm trying to get better so don't be too harsh on stuff I write, okay?

My favorite things are Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Neverwinter Nights, Naruto, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Hellsing, How to Train Your Dragon, Merlin and Friends. And especially all the old Toho Godzilla films!!!

My likes are TV, reading fanfic here, deviantart, music (rock), playing drums and drawing.

My dislikes are liars, rude people, Bleach, One Piece, Digimon, Lord of the Rings, my aunt and cats.

I don't really use the PM feature on here so don't be upset if I don't reply to you if I don't know you or haven't favorited your stories.

Josh.

Find me on deviantart at

I'm also open to the idea of putting other people's OCs in my stories as long as they send me a PM and tell me what their character is like, how they act, what they look like and how they fit in with the universe e.g. the Godzilla universe.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Last Adventure by GreyWolfProddigy reviews
A lot of random stuff happens in this story. I don't even know anymore. Rated M for a reason. Many weird reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Varric T., Corypheus, Inquisitor, Solas
Godzilla Passion by Primecon Judge Grey 983 reviews
-[Discontinued]-
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Godzilla - Complete
Holy Snot, Batman! by KatLeePT reviews
Batman has a cold.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Dick G./Robin - Complete
Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men Found Love by ComicsNix reviews
When Bruce Wayne pays a visit to Detroit, a brutal murder is found, menacing Batman's secret identity. Now Batman and Robocop must cross their hearts if they want to solve the crime and protect Bruce's crime fighting life.
Crossover - Batman & Robocop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Thanos Grows an Eye
When Thanos discovers that he may be suffering from PTSD after his confrontation with a mysterious cult in my other story, Thanos Revives a Cult, he decides to relax. However when he finds himself in another world after reading a book he must overcome the Daedric Lord Hermaeus Mora and escape back to his ship! Warning: contains poop, mentions of otherworldly drugs and tentacles.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Published: 12/11/2019 - Hermaeus Mora, Thanos - Complete
Meatloaf - The Necro-Vigil Chronicles
When famous singer Meatloaf retires and becomes a photographer he seeks a woman to fulfill his unusual desires. This begins a series of terrible adventures for Meatloaf where he will be tested to the very limit of his endurance. Warning: contains sex, mentions of necrophilia and Bill O'Reilly.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,229 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2019 - Published: 7/24/2019
Doctor Strange Goes on a Date
When Stephen Strange goes on a date with his cape, he decides to go to Gotham City to a cool lounge. He meets some unsavoury people there and then all Hell breaks loose as Batman crash lands back from Space (see my story Batman Goes To Space). Warning: contains Cape-sexuality, themes of violence and turd-birthing.
Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Published: 8/9/2019 - Dr. S. Strange, Cloak of Levitation - Complete
Thanos Revives A Cult
When Thanos inherits some new radical followers, he decides to restore Earth to balance with their help. Unfortunately his new followers have enemies of their own and an epic battle ensues between good, evil and other things! Warning: contains turd, veganism and The Great Winding.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2019 - Thanos, Ebony Maw - Complete
Orson Krennic and the Cape Wars
After the events of 'Batman Goes To Space', Orson Krennic is pining over the loss of the nicest cape he's ever seen. He plots how to get the Bat-Cape back before a mystery visitor from Asgard causes new problems. Warning: contains mentions of fecal matter, nakedness and exploding showers.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Published: 8/4/2019 - O. Krennic - Complete
Batman Goes To Space
When Batman gets attacked by the Joker and meets famous singer Meatloaf, he ends up going to space where he has a dangerous run-in with The Empire a d then has to escape from the clutches of Director Orson Krennic. Warning: contains pressurized diarrhea, partial nudity and Cape-sexuality. Should probably be read in conjunction with my Meatloaf the Necro Vigil Chronicles.
Crossover - Star Wars & Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Published: 8/2/2019 - O. Krennic, Bruce W./Batman
Doctor Strange Finds Love
When his sentient Cape gets concerned about Dr. Strange's lonely life it encourages him to hook up with a local Thai waitress who is interested in him. What follows is issues with his manhood, an unforeseen relationship development and a sewer that backfill into his apartment. Warning: contains diarrhea, erectile dysfunction and sentient clothing.
Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Dr. S. Strange, Cloak of Levitation - Complete
Godzilla Goes To Space
When Japan decides to put man back on the moon they use Godzilla's waste as rocket propellant. The people of the Moon disagree with Japan's intention to mine the moon and send their greatest hero - Hombre Espacial - to destroy Earth. Godzilla must defend Japan and defeat Hombre Espacial, whilst dealing with a horrific bowel infection. Warning: contains diarrhea, puke and Mothra.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2019 - Godzilla - Complete
Voldemort's One True Love reviews
When Voldemort realizes his true feelings for his serpentine friend, he knows he will have to try something extreme and magical in order to woo her. Warning: contains diarrhea, torture and herpeto-sexual acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Severus S., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
The Trials of Imperius reviews
When Imperius won't stop harassing Malthael, action is needed to stop his bizarre advances. He is cast down to the Hells where he becomes an unwilling slave to Azmodan and Cydaea. Warning: contains diarrhea, demon sex, ear-fluid, genderbending and Azmodan belly dancing.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Malthael, Imperius, Azmodan
Batman Makes The Infinity Gauntlet reviews
Batman finds an Infinity Stone that his father hid. Thanos comes to reclaim the stone and Batman has to follow him into space and evade capture by Lady Death and the Mad Titan long enough to steal all the Infinity Gems. Warning: contains poop, barf, sexual situations and Thanos dancing.
Crossover - Marvel & Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Thanos, Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Conception of Delphini reviews
Nobody knows how Delphini Riddle was conceived. This is the story of how Bellatrix and Voldemort actually did it. Will anyone uncover their secret? What will happen? Warning: contains death, diarrhea, barf and Swiss banks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Voldemort Goes On Vacation
Voldemort wants a break from his job as the Dark Lord and decides to go on vacation to Transylvania. Warning: contains diarrhea, severed dongs, yodelling and the Polish mafia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2018 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Superman Gets Bovine Rabies
When Superman accidentally ingests illegal bovine hormones he gets Bovine Rabies and rampages across America eating corpses and killing people. Batman must assemble an elite team to defeat Superman and deal with his past bowelly traumas. READ AFTER BATMAN LOSES EVERYTHING AND SUPERMAN VS. THE TOILET Warning: Contains bodily fluids, poop, cannibalism and Batman
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Apparition of Doom reviews
Voldemort is doing his bi-annual horcrux check when chaos breaks out with the corpses that guard the locket. He begins a journey of delirium and apparition and makes a new friend along the way. Warning: contains diarrhea, puke, disembodied arms and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey - Part IV
DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE OTHER THREE PARTS! Serana and her gang of vampire misfits take the fight to General Tullius in Solitude! However, does her tag-along horker army have a more treasonous agenda? Warning: contains diarrhea, vomit, liver-spewing and The Pope.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Tullius, Legate Rikke, Vittoria Vici, Serana - Complete
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey reviews
Serana is captured before the destruction of Helgen. She escapes before Alduin attacks but vows to wipe out both the Imperials and the Stormcloaks for their hatred of vampires. Warning contains: poop, vomit, death and mentions of ear-fluid
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Serana
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey - Part III
DO NOT READ BEFORE CHAPTERS I & II The vampire army assaults Windhelm and Jarl Ulfric must fight against Serana with her newfound Dragonborn powers. The people of Windhelm must defend against the vampire-horker Baron Blutmeister von Tusk! Warning: contains diarrhea, internal organs, bubonic plague and cabbages.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Ulfric Stormcloak, Serana - Complete
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey - Part II
DO NOT READ BEFORE CHAPTER I! Upon arriving back at Castle Volkihar, Serana draws up a plan to take over all of Skyrim with her misfit friends. Warning: contains diarrhea, blood, ear-fluid and skeevers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Serana
Cicero Worships The Night Mother reviews
Cicero had undying loyalty to the Night Mother, and when everyone abandons him because they hate him or are out on missions...he finds solace in doing what he does best. 'Worshipping' the Night Mother as only he can. Warning contains: ear-fluid, necrophilia, diarrhea and cheese wheels
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Cicero V., Arnbjorn - Complete
Cicero's Tentacular Dark Brotherhood Buffet! reviews
When Cicero is sent to Solstheim to kill Neloth, events take a mysterious turn when Miraak and Hermaeus Mora appear at a buffet! Warning: contains tentacle sex, diarrhea, ear fluid and melting faces.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Cicero V., Miraak, Neloth, Hermaeus Mora - Complete
Jessie and James Give Birth reviews
After the events of Bewear's Team Rocket Orgy, Jessie and James struggle with being pregnant and all that a Pokémon-human pregnancy entails. Contains: poop, pee, graphic birth descriptions, m-preg and split penises.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō
Azmodan Submits to the Maiden of Lust reviews
Cydaea has been ignoring Azmodan's advances and all he wants is for her to sexually torture and bone him. A tale of sorrowful unrequited attraction. Warning: contains diarrhea, ear-fluid, spiders and ovipositors.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Azmodan - Complete
The Changed Life of Mister Guzma reviews
Mister Guzma's days of being an evil Team Skull leader are gone! He is a changed man! He tries to make it up to the people of Alola by throwing a party...which goes horribly wrong. Contains: diarrhea, dead Pokémon, vomit, a blender and Pyukumuku.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Guzma - Complete
Bewear's Team Rocket Orgy reviews
Jessie and James are new to Alola and have never met a Bewear before. They are bewitched by his honey and have their first sexual experience with a Pokémon. Contains: ear fluid, bestiality, lady's periods and diarrhea.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō
Superman Goes To A Brothel
Superman still does not know how to act like a human and thinks he can get beef bourguignon in a brothel. He goes to one with disastrous consequences. Contains: blood, poop and a brothel.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Conan Fails Again reviews
Conan is out of jail and living in the real world. But how will he cope with being Conan the Librarian instead of Conan the Barbarian? Contains: poop, mentions of flashing and Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling.
Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Conan - Complete
Doctor Strange Visits Equestria: Return of the Dark Relic
Dr. Strange is still stuck inside the anus cushion after the events of Dr. Strange and the Talking Anus Cushion. It teleports to Equestria and causes chaos at Fluttershy's birthday. Can the ponies and Dr. Strange stop the evil relic? Contains: the anus cushion, poop and themes of death and horror.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Dr. S. Strange - Complete
Batman Becomes a Pole-Dancer
After losing everything that he owns and becoming a bum Batman joins the sex industry and gets recruited by the Penguin's bar. Will he be any good at pole dancing or will he just cause chaos. Contains: sexual themes, diarrhea and gore.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D., Oswald C., Victor F. - Complete
Batman Loses Everything
Someone sells Batman's business illegally and he loses everything his owns, including Alfred who goes to work in a café. Batman realises he's only good at sex. How will this help him! Contains: diarrhea, mucus and themes of financial ruin.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Doctor Strange and the Talking Anus Cushion reviews
Doctor Strange goes to the library where he finds a secret door. His cloak realises that it doesn't want to be associated with him anymore and abandons him! He finds another relic but it is deranged, from the Dark Dimension and it is made of buttholes. Contains: poop, buttholes and themes of abandonment.
Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Dr. S. Strange, OC, Cloak of Levitation - Complete
Voldemort Becomes A Liver Donor reviews
Voldemort discovers that he can produce copious organs inside his body. He decides to give them to other people by launching them through the air at them in a bizarre act called 'air-giving'. Warning contains livers, organs, snot, poop and diarrhea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Voldemort - Complete
Batman gets Covered in Bird Poop reviews
Batman takes a well earned vacation but he doesn't expect to be attacked by a giant angry bird and have his manhood encased in bird-poop-concrete! Warning contains: bird poop, diarrhea and Robin.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Dick G./Robin - Complete
The Redcliffe Chantry Corpse Orgy reviews
When the undead succeed in over-running the Redcliffe Chantry, dreadful and unnatural things happen to Bann Teagan. Warning, contains sex with walking corpses.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2017
Superman Vs The Toilet reviews
Superman goes out for dinner and gets a little carried away with the amount of food he eats. It needs to come out somehow and because he's never used the toilet, what is he supposed to do? Contains diarrhea, poop and straining issues.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Hellboy Gets Exiled To Skyrim
Hellboy becomes a sadistic asshole and his friends decide to do something about him. They open a magic portal and send him to Skyrim where he engages in weird sex with Rieklings. Contains diarrhea, death and a disembodied dong.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Hellboy, Liz S., Pro. Bruttenholm, Abe S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Lord Voldemort reviews
Fifty things that turn Voldemort on sexually. 100% fact. Warning: contains sex, diarrhea and gravy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Voldemort - Complete
Batman Breastfeeds Mothra reviews
After learning to lactate Batman steps up to the responsibility of being a father to a large caterpillar. How does he cope? Contains diarrhea and make lactation.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Voldemort gets a Nose-Job reviews
The Dark Lord decides to get a nose job after he gets a really bad cold and mucus keeps flying out of his nose-slits. Warning: major character death, mucus and diarrhea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Batman Produces Breast-Milk
Batman becomes 'mother' to a large caterpillar, but how will he feed it? He learns how to breastfeed with the help of Mr. Freeze. Warning: contains male lactation and diarrhea.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Victor F. - Complete
Batman: Escape from the Rat Orgy reviews
Batman tries to get back to the bat-cave after being shrunk. He still has awful diarrhea and gets captured by a strange man and forced to have a rat orgy in bondage. Warning: contains diarrhea and rat bestiality.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., OC - Complete
Mecha-King-Jesus reviews
When King Ghidorah gets enhanced with Satanic powers, Godzilla has to call on a special ally to help! Warning: contains satanic references, cyborg Jesus and diarrhea.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2017 - King Ghidorah, Godzilla - Complete
Batman gets Diarrhea reviews
After Batman gets extreme diarrhea he is unable to fight crime in Gotham. He tries an experimental bowel shrinking procedure which has horrifying consequences.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2017 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
Voldemort gets Constipated reviews
Voldemort had several constipation because his body doesn't work anymore. He seeks a way to poop. Contains diarrhea and Voldemort's butt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Day Godzilla Ate Me
A true story about the time i went to Japan and got analvored by Godzilla. Also my adventures in his bowels. Contains poop.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Godzilla gets a Girlfriend reviews
Godzilla is horny and lonely and so goes off to find a lady monster to love. He does not expect what he finds or what happens after the sex or for his girlfriend to have three heads. Contains poop.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Godzilla Vs The Cthzilla Spawn
After Godzilla gives birth the babies cause Hell in Yokohama. Contains Mothra and diarrhea.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Mothra, Godzilla - Complete
The Adventures of Cap'n Bollocko reviews
The great myth of Cap'n Bollocko and his nine testicles. Warning: character death and diarrhea are involved in this story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2017 - OC - Complete
Saruman gets Laid
Saruman gets an answer to the advert he placed in the newspaper for someone to have sex with. It's not who he expects but someone else comes back from the dead to join in. Do not read before Saruman Builds a Shed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Published: 4/13/2017
Saruman Builds a Shed reviews
Saruman is homeless and horny and decides to build a shed near Hobbiton. He wants someone to keep him company but gets diarrhea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Saruman - Complete
Godzilla gives Birth reviews
After getting pregnant by Cthulhu the babies must come out of Godzilla somehow. How will Godzilla survive? Do not read before Godzilla gets Pregnant.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Godzilla becomes God reviews
Godzilla is fed up of the treatment he receives by humans. He propels himself into space on a stream of diarrhea to see God.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Godzilla gets Pregnant
After a run in with Cthulhu Godzilla gets eggs implanted in his dong. He is now...pregnant! Contains monsters having sex.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Godzilla's Curry Aftermath reviews
The follow-on from events in Godzilla has a Curry. Warning contains epic diarrhea and continental death.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Lord Voldemort gets Laid reviews
Voldemort goes to visit his friends in the Forbidden Forest but ends up covered in diarrhea and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Voldemort - Complete
Black Widow and the Incredible BULK
Dominatrix Black Widow can't use painful BDSM as it causes the Incredible Hulk to appear. But something else causes his dong to appear.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Godzilla has a Curry
Godzilla goes to India to get a curry, but it is full of dysentry and things go bad. Warning: contains continent destroying tsunamis.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Harry Potter finds Voldemort's Butt-Plug reviews
There was another Horcrux that Harry had to find, but Voldemort has hidden it in his house! Contains diarrhea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Godzilla gets a Pedicure reviews
When Godzilla gets an allergic reaction to pedicure cosmetics a boner ensues. Contains sex.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Godzilla
Elrond and Saruman go to the Moon reviews
Elrond wants to go to the moon but Saruman is determined the method must involve diarrhea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Elrond, Saruman - Complete
Ruler of my Heart Magister of my Anus reviews
Dorian makes me his sex slave and punishes Servis and Alexius at the same time. Contains sex.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Dorian
Godzilla gets Colonic Irrigation reviews
Godzilla can't poop and human scientists try to help. Puke ensues.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Godzilla gets Laid reviews
Godzilla gets laid after fracking for natural gas gets him horny.
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Guardians of the Galaxy in Guardians of my Butt reviews
A true story of the time i had diarrhea and the Guardians of the Galaxy were in my ass!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter finds Voldemort's toilet reviews
Harry Potter finds Voldemort's toilet. Warning character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete