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Joined 09-03-05, id: 890684, Profile Updated: 02-14-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hey, I'm lopchop. Some stuff about me; I write (not so much anymore though), play water polo (depsite npot being too good), crochet, draw, and read. I hope to someday have a cool career and am considering finding a job I can get with an anthropology major, but I've got a world of oppertuinutes so I'll take my time and pick what I want to do. My other goal is to learn to speak Greek and maybe Arabic and a miscellaneous Asian language:) I've been a fangirl since I was eleven, and these interests wane pretty freuqently but I will always love X-Men and Transformers (but not the movies).

Pertaining to fandoms... I mostly only read fanfics for Naruto but occasionally I read Yugioh and Harry Potter (for the lulz) and I used to read Avatar The Last Airbender but I never do anymore. I've read a lot of manga but I don't really read fanfics for them :/

My OTPs are HirumaxMamori, KabutoxShizune, SasorixSakura, and SuigetsuxKarin. Yeah. Not too many. I used to like Zutara, but my disdain for shipping in that fandom came to fruition with the end of the show.

I like to read these (for multiple reasons; whether it's kink or lulz or just interesting) although I don't support them: SasukexHinata, OrchimaruxAnko, HidanxTemari, Hinata with either of Team 8, SasorixDeirdara, NejixSakura, ShikamaruxTemari, ShikamaruxIno, KarinxJugo, SasukexSakura, NarutoxIno, SasukexIno, I love like any crack Akatsuki pairings and yeah I kind of read anything but those ared the ones i emjpoy more than others. Generally I don't like pairings with Naruto (lol)

I can't stick with a story that I'm writing very long so I don't post my fanfics because I never finish them, but I write them inside my head XD Plus, Marysues are just too hard not to write in some way or another...

Hope you enjoy what is on my page :)

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Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Field of Fairytales by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. The two forgotten rookies are drawn closer together by what they share and what they don't, to watch the lies crumble around them like ashes. Shippuuden arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,462 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
What Is Lost by a firebug reviews
Innocence. An interesting and alien concept, one that Kakashi finds intriguing... and thoroughly useless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Road of my life by SweetLoveCries reviews
Whether we like it or not, our paths are written on the day we were born. But does that mean that we must follow it? Maybe we like when there are bumps. Two heirs, one night and whole life after that... ItachiXNeji My first fic with them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Right From Wrong by One Truth reviews
Some people cheered. Others shrugged their shoulders. But Anko could not help clawing at the ache in her heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
The Right Perspective by Nymbis reviews
AU. When Sakura is coerced into joining her school’s art club, she never expected to be surrounded by freaks. Even stranger, she never thought she’d fit right in. Akatsuki, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H., Jiraiya
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Three Years and A Day by LeaveMeLonely reviews
It's been three years since that day, and...My world stays in silence. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Change by shadowstarr reviews
PUT ON HOLD
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Aang
Staple Her Down by ckret2 reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
With Flowers in Her Hair by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, AsuKure] You can judge a man by his scars. You can judge a woman by what she makes of them. ("You're really beautiful. In every way that matters.")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Playing Another Side by ckret2 reviews
All Shizune wants to know is who Kabuto really works for. When he visits her after the death of Orochimaru, it seems that now, he may not quite know, either. [Spoilers for recent chapters. ShizuneKabuto. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Of Stars and Art by Cora and Eithne reviews
[oneshot] On their way to station young Kabuto in Konohagakure, Sasori and his subordinate rest for the night. Ever curious, the young five year old is full of questions, and sprouts a conversation, causing Sasori to rethink his thoughts upon the child.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Sasori, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Simple Attraction by ShioriAyano reviews
Shikamaru is bored again today, simply thinking about....what else? His mother's cooking and a blonde sand shinobi called Temari. [ShikamaruxTemari]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Weakness by The Ambitious Blank reviews
As seeds of violence begin to sprout within Itachi's mind, a single pinpoint of light reminds him that there is good in the world, and Itachi grows to hate it. Itachi & Sasuke, mild violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Useless Things reviews
Short SasorixSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Almost reviews
Just a plot for Sasori Romance dithering about my head that I'll never write.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Sakura's Sorrow reviews
Just a poem about how Sakura felt after Sasuke left...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete