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Oh, Lord. Hi Everyone. So, apparently 8th grade me should never have been allowed a computer. I haven't been on this website in forever. 8th grade, maybe? I appreciate the reviews I've gotten for the stories I wrote and I apologize to everyone that ever read this profile. Really. I am now an ACTUAL college student, majoring in English and hoping to be a romance writer one day. I realize now that you can't live on broken dreams, but if you live on something else, those broken dreams can feed your soul.

I have an absolutely wonderful boyfriend who keeps me slightly more sane then i would be without an outlet for chocolate and sexual frustration and being cute. Im a highly cheerful pessimist who believes in magic and video games. In the years i have spent away from this magical place, I have grown the ability to discern my characters from imaginary friends(in reference to the profile description i just deleted *shudders*) and dear goddess, how useful that's become!

I'm going to delete the Tamora Pierce stories i had on here, but i will keep "Forever Loved, Forever Protected" as a memory I suppose. A starting point, something to look back on. I got back into fanfiction recently because while your characters are wonderful companions, they will drive you mad if you don't find another outlet. One less serious. So here I go again. For the better this time i hope.

You're all wonderful, everyone that's ever read my profile and everyone that's ever liked or criticized anything i've ever written. Anyone that ever will and review. I thank you all dearly from my heart. Feel free to talk to me, message me, review my work (be as harsh as you want!) and befriend me across the vastness that is the internet.

The world is the words we spin,

Lady Salmalin-Holmes-Darcy

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The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Survivor Tamora Pierce style by stormrider7 reviews
A bunch of Tamora Pierce characters have been dumped on a deserted island, to compete for the grand prize. Who will win?¿? Slightly random at some times, majorly random at others. HYPERACTIVE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,471 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Tortall, Circle of Magic
Tell Him by Lela-of-Bast reviews
How our favorite Tortallan ladies, conventional or not, told their husbandsor lovers that they were expecting. Now showing: Sabine of Macayhill. SPOILER ALERT FOR TERRIER, Chapters 19, 23, and 25 only. Please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,832 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Tortall
The Earth Dies by peachpaige reviews
An eloquent tale of Hades and Persephone. Rated thus for a reason.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by AerynFire reviews
Sherlock Holmes has always declared the fair sex to be John Watson's province...until Helen Thurlow. Now, he must learn the rules of this most foreign of territories and find a balance between matters of the head and of the heart.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 167,466 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Special Assingment Big Apple by Not Knowing reviews
Lee and Amanda are given an assingment to become tourists in New York Ciry for a month. the share an apartment, cab rides, tourist experiences and even a bedroom. Will sparks start to fly between the number one team at the agency? Read to find out !
Scarecrow and Mrs. King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2006
Sacrifices by gfoyle reviews
Fleur must sacrifice some of her dreams for her love, in this short oneshot romance story. Some mild sexual stuff, I hope no one is offended. Please let me know if it's to much, I have another version which drops it, but I felt this was the stronger versi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
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