Author has written 6 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Transformers/Beast Wars, Ocean's 11, Ironman, and CSI: Miami.
WHY HULLO THAR!
I've decided to re-do my profile.
WHAT A SURPRISE!?
Some info will be below for any of yew who are willing to read it.
I bet no one will.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
...And hello to anyone who is looking at this who's not from the U.S. :D
Here we go.
Name: Shaxdow O:
Real name: Michaela
Nicknames: Mickerayla, Macintosh
Eye color: Green
Skin color: Pale D: With lots of freckles.
Hair color: A red/brown mix.
Favorite movies: Inception, Mysterious Skin, Brick, Manic, The Dark Knight, Star Trek (2009)
Favorite T.V. shows: Stargate SG-1, Survivor, Scrubs, Home Improvement, Family Guy, Star Trek, Bonanaza
Favorite Video games: The Sims, Kingdom Hearts
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, Chris Pine, Brendan Frasier, Ellen Page
What I would look like in a zombie apocalypse?
You're Beautiful: COMPLETE! A Final Fantasy fic It was done as a request.
Up on the Roof: COMPLETE! An Ocean's 11 fic It was just a thought that popped into my head. I'm surprised so many people liked it.
One Hot Afternoon: COMPLETE! And Ocean's 11 fic. From the response it's getting, it's not very popular. D:
Afternoon Conversations with the 'Bots: I'm surprised with how popular this one was. It was just a drabble that ended up as a story. It's a work in progress.
Saving Codi: An Iron Man fic. Read Summary for details.
Agateophobia: Bruce gets kidnapped, and People are starting to wonder "Where did Batman Go?"
Memories That Haunt Us: (Chronicles of Narnia) A short, one chapter fic about Edmund and his nightmares while being held captive by the witch.
The Tunnels: (Sherlock Holmes) Once again, a short one chapter fic about how (SPOILER ALERT!) Blackwood got Watson's cane at the end.
Untitled Star Trek fic: A young Ensign is the lone survivor of a horrific run-in with a Klingon Warbird. After being shipped off to Romulus, the Enterprise must save the young woman and find out who sent the ship into Klingon territory in the first place...Kinda hard to explain. Using the One hundred theme challenge as chapter inspiration.
That's it for now...
Edmund: Hideous burden? I haven't seen you lift a finger since we've been here. I have a right mind to tell your father it was you who stole Aunt Alberta's sweets.
Joe Cartwright: [talking about slave girl] You see, I thought she was a horse!
[Ben Cartwright has just come in bleeding]
Hank: Well...She's not exactly a girl...
Adam Cartwright: What's the matter?
Joe Cartwright: Yeah, just wonder if you'd feel that way if you were in Obediah's shoes.
Ben Cartwright: Easy, Son. Now don't try to move. Can you see me?
Hoss Cartwright: Yeah, but you see, our brother Adam's a little different. He's sneaky. He's got something up his sleeve.
Joe Cartwright: Well, all I'd like to see is you packin' your things and gettin' off the property.
Dad: ...And then you, like, put my chi into another body. I used to be a lot more manly...
Falken: [singing] Simply having a wonderful Christmas time...
Mr. Englhardt: Wow, you guys can't even jump a fence; my four-year-old daughter can do that. You're not real men.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by.
Linus: Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams. I am a traveler of both time and space, to be...where I have been.
Lucy: I wish you all would stob acting like grownups! I didn't think I saw him, I did see him!
Trufflehunter: Enough, Nikabrik! Or do I have to sit on your head agian?
Edmund: So you're bravely refusing to fight a swordsman half your age?
Caspian: If we're taking a vote, I'm with him!
Mom: Where do you think is the best place to put this? -points to art project-
Rhydian: It's raining, it's poring just like my penis...
Turk Malloy: I gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.
The shock was administered by an angry computer program that, apparently, did not like having its defeat rubbed in its computer monitor face. - From Jadak7ac's story Woman Vs. Machine!
Emmet: (After seeing Dillian litter) They can fine you, like, four hundred dollars for that.
Dad: Can you pass the juice? (talking about orange pop)
Eric: See! They should have played this music at the dance! It comes from the soul!
Niel: And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear.
Charlie Bartlett: Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!
Charlie Bartlett: [in high voice] I suppose I should tell you about the first time I had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp, and I turned to him and said, "Daddy, I think I'm sloughing!" And he said, "That's nice hunny." And I realized, that he had like, *no idea, what sloughing meant! So I explained to him, that it meant blood was gushing from my you know where! And he nearly wrecked the car, trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something you'd want to particularly stick up your hooch!
Charlie Bartlett: My name is Charlie Bartlett, and I am no longer a virgin!
Alfred: I hope you're not part of the Fire Brigade.
Alfred: What good are all those push-ups for if you can't even lift a bloody log?
Bruce: Bats are nocturnal!
Light: I'll take a potato chip...and EAT it.
L: Will you be eating that cake?...Say what you want, but I am taking that cake.
L: Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I'm the only one who has cake?
Soichiro: Light, from one murderer to another, I'll see you in Hell.
L: I just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40.
Me: Did your's taste like garlic, too?
talking about the Olympic stadium in Vancouver and its capacity
Meg: Press 'Shift + Enter' for all the single ladies, all the single ladies.
"Spock furrowed his brow and glanced over his shoulder at his backside, wondering how or why anyone would use their ass in a bet, and who would take someone up on such an offer. Pike noted Spock’s confused look and shook his head sadly." -Star Trek: Treason by Phoenix-cry, Chapter 20
Dad: I just came in from the light. I was in the light, and now I'm in the darkness. Where are the cookies?
Random Kid: No PDA! This is a church trip, not a whore house!
[Nathan has just thrown a brick into a car]
Nathan: Who're we going to tell? This is every police man and parent's wet dream. Come on, Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something!
Nathan: There's no goin' back now, man. You're just a screwed as the rest of us. You're black and famous, you're probably more screwed!
Kelly: [Looking at a picture on Nathan's phone] What am I looking at?
Dan: [While taking a break from mowing my neighbor, Stephanie's, yard] I always get a little spooked when I mow the lawn at night.
[Jesse comes out with a carboard box around him]
Logan: She's dead.
Devin: Did you know there's a mental disease where you want to have sex with balloons?
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost
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