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Author has written 27 stories for Ranma, Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, Oh My Goddess!, Warhammer, Justice League, and Star Wars.

Update; 3/17/2024

That Patre0n thing - I think it's safe to say that I suck at updating anything and will be updating things there soon to a vastly more basic structure. I am actively editing for release of stuff-- just because you haven't seen this page updated, doesn't mean I don't write... It just means whatever I'm working on isn't in a satisfactory enough state that I'm confident in releasing it. The succubus fic has been annoying to that end, because there are so many good ways to take it, but i only have a finite amount of time. In fact, people are sick of hearing about it on my end, so it's time to inflict it on you :)

Anyway, I realize how neglectful I've been to all of you and I apologize. It's work, life and writer's lock. Yes, writer's lock, as in not for lack of story ideas, but too many choices. In the end, it's probably the same thing.

As far as other activity, I've put work into the DC crossover fic as well as Foxcat believe it or not. I have a pairing for Ranma finally, lol. GATE got some love too.

Patre0n- People asked for it, so it lives. If you want to donate, I love you. If not, I still love you and would write for you regardless. It's a hobby we both love and I'll take any support you give me. Special thanks to Fuyukazehime for helping the Discord n00b. Since ffnet actively deletes the proper spelling of "Patre0n" and hates links, you're going to have to figure this one out yourself- I'm at /ozzallos.

Rules of Fanfiction Failure

Not every time. Not all the time. But in most cases, the following should serve as a guide on how not to fail at writing fanfiction in nearly any genre you care to tackle. Sure, there are always exceptions to the rule, but if you have to ask yourself if you're that exception, then you probably aren't and should defer to the advice below. For those who have stumbled across this before, I've edited this introduction to be a fraction more professional in nature and slightly less abrasive, but you can still blame my overuse of the word 'fail' on DCG.

1) Your summary fails. It really does. This is the hook, your foot in the door. Avoid asking your readers questions here and avoid references to other parts of said fic. "What if Ranma fell into the world of Mario and saved the princess?" HE'LL EXPLODE INTO GOOEY CHUNKS AND SHOWER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH CRIMSON RAIN, DROWNING TURTLES AND PLUMBERS ALIKE IN A LAKE OF MARTIAL ARTS CARNAGE. Seriously, don't give your reader a chance to answer that question themselves. Next time you read a summary that's formed into a question, please remember the above reply. Secondly, such summaries impart no useful information to your audience. Likewise, "Continuing from part five, review my ass please" is similarly annoying. Hey genius, I didn't read part one. What's that about again? Convince me I should take the time to read chapter 1 before even considering part five. Be creative, give them a little bite of what to expect. Most entertaining is "I'm bad at summaries." The amount of fail in that statement could light Crystal Tokyo for a couple hundred years and encourages nobody to read your fic.

2) Your Grammar/Spelling fails. This is a direct indication of how much you care about your fic, and therefore how much we as readers should care about the fic. Every time you fail miserably at this, Chuck Norris kills a kitten. What's worse, you know you're failing and release the fic anyway. Don't cry when you get reamed by your reviewers. Why you aren't molesting the spell/grammar check function at a minimum is beyond me.

3) Your Plot Bludgeons fail. What is a plot bludgeon? You know, those pieces of information you impart on readers so obvious it hurts to read. An example of one I recently encountered-- Ukyo was really a flat chested man, unwraps himself to reveal that fact and say, "heheh, I can't believe I keep fooling them!" ...And i would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those darn kids. Okay, so you want to get a point across to the reader. Great. But very rarely is there call to light your plot point up as a huge neon lit Las Vegas strip sign. Learn subtlety. Weave it naturally into the story. Ranma is a genius! Great, but tell me a story about it, not as an outright fact. Exceptions do exist, though most don't apply to you anyway.

4) Your obscure plot fails. Big rule... The more obscure/complex your plot is, the more it needs built up through detail and story telling. Likewise, the more important an event is in that plot, the more attention you need to pay it. Glossing over critical events is not allowed. Zap! Ranma is a female permanently now and feels suicidal. Huh? What? Ranma got mad and killed his father for all the injustices visited upon him. Whoa there, Tex. Might want to tell us what triggered that rampage or what led up to the critical events that you insist require only one sentence of explanation. If you have something weird going on, your readers might like to know some basic information... Like who, what, why, how, where, some history, motivations, etc...

5) Your Dialogue fails. (revised!) This mainly pertains to the structuring of said dialogue, not the content. The Pope will visit you tonight and rape your keyboard if you ever post a page full of dialogue without framing and context again. Don't assume your reader knows who's talking. Tell them who is talking. If you're feeling frisky, tell them how that character feels when they're talking. maybe the expressions on their face. What they're doing. Characters never just "said" anything. They never should just "reply". Dialogue is like a picture... It needs a frame if you're going to hang it on the wall properly. Of course, you could just nail it up there, but that's why you fail.

6) Your Shallow characters fail. Believe it or not, not everybody has read your favorite series. I KNOW! It's tough to swallow, but it's true. Take a moment to tell us a bit about their appearance. Detail their mannerisms though story telling. Sure, you can assume that if they're reading in a certain section they probably have at least basic knowledge of the series, but frankly that's a poor excuse not to embellish your characters with detail and depth. Sure, everybody knows who Optimus Prime is (did I just use him as an example? Yeck), but your story will fail less if you paint him in color instead of black and white.

7) Your short chapters fail. Hardcore. Mainly, because they give you very little space to impart critical plot and/or knowledge to the reader, forcing you to condense a lot of information into a short blurb. This normally leads to failures 2 through 6. Similarly, you drag out scenes that really should be combined into one flowing work. For example, watching Ranma wallow in angst for several short chapters while not really taking the story anywhere is not fun. It's like watching an episode of Dragonball Z once a week. It's excruciating.

8) Your derivative plot fails. Wheee! Ranma loses his memory after being locked as a female! Most readers are not opposed to this on average, but before you go thinking you're Stephen King, remember two things: He's dead, and assume it's been done before and buy a six pack of originality down at the corner 7-11. Your story/chapter needs a hook, no matter how good it is. Just because it has been done doesn't mean you shouldn't try your hand at it, but do your research on the competition before you just dive right in.

9) Your reviewers fail. Actually, no they don't. They're entitled to their opinion. Don't get defensive and don't argue with them because you're inherently insecure about your work. Self-confidence is required when facing your reviewers and actually debating their opinion on your work is bad taste. Honestly, why did you even bother posting in the first place? If you're writing for enjoyment, they shouldn't matter anyway. If you're writing to improve yourself, take notes. Nothing says insecurity and ass like a running review war. Yes, reviewers CAN be wrong, but so what? Arguing with them is a waste of your time anyway.

10) Your Alterverse fails. What do you get when you strip your main character of his canon personality, kill off all the supporting cast and send him off into another crossover series? You get one big bucket of suck. Any story where you can replace the main character with the name "Ed" and not know the difference automatically fails nine times out of ten. Do yourself a favor and assume you aren't that tenth time. Why did you even bother choosing that character and series to begin with if you were just going to piss all over the story and abandon it next chapter? Ha ha ha! Ranma doesn't have a curse, lost all his memories to the neko-ken and is now a faerie-vampire training with Bruce Lee in the cyber-wars of 2010! Of course that's ridiculous sounding, but its amazing how many aspiring authors totally divorce the characters from their original canon so completely. The sooner you accept the fact that you should scrub these fics from your hard drive with a brillo pad, the better.

11) Your Cause and Effect fails. Logical continuity will save plots that have no right being saved. Even yours. Thinking things through to their most logical conclusion is the hallmark of a well written story; as opposed to just going with a theme that sounds good and plowing though cause and effect like a semi plowing through a 30 car pile-up. When you're writing up a plot device, think the consequences of that path through and write the story around those consequences. Outlandish plot points are fine toward this end. You want Naruto to be a sexy demon slayer? Great! But think over. How you get there will make or break your fic, and generally the most easily explainable means toward that end are the best ones. Ask cause and effect questions at every stage of your fic. For every decision your character makes. For every action that happens in their proximity. Treat them as real people. How will they react? The more you have to justify those reactions and the more outlandish they sound, the more you are failing at it. This failure not only runs hand in hand with Fanfiction Failure #4, but has far reaching consequences in other failures at well.

12) Your plot vehicle fails. Because you obviously don't know how to drive. Stories are divided up into vehicles and destination, and one without the other is absolutely worthless. In fact, reading this particular failure to execute is like salting your eyeballs and dipping them in vinegar; something that can be avoided with some good ol' common sense. Harry Potter the magical girl is not a plot in and of itself. It's a way way to get to your plot. How Harry Potter becomes Queen of the magical girls is. That's your end destination, and everything in your fic should revolve around getting there. Fics without an end destination have a shelf life before your readers become as tired of reading it as you are of writing an endless, go nowhere exercise in futility. Your reader base might laugh at first, but all you've really done is sentence them to a slow, lingering death; though this can be reversed by simply remembering where you're going. Fics without vehicles, however, are always immediately fatal, mainly because how you're getting to that end plot makes no sense what-so ever. You tried to insert BS instead of substance in your point A to B plot, and it's a failure strongly related to number twelve. Harry Potter the magical girl queen is a laudable goal, but if you can't substantiate a way to make that happen, its best you leave that one to the big boys and girls.

13) Your Characterizations fail. Didn't we already visit this one? No, we did not. Characters are the lifeblood of your fic, and since your plots are obviously bleeding out, let me impart a bit of wisdom concerning them. KNOW YOUR GODDAMN CAST. Simply doing so is what will set you apart from your failing brethern, giving your fic an ever so slight chance to win. Canon will tell you everything you need to know about them: Their likes, dislikes, general disposition and best of all- repeat after me kids -how they will react to any situation you write them into. Not only does an authentically written character lend credbility to your story, knowing how they will react in regards to canon is solid fanfic gold for your readers. Even when you OC the hell out of the cast, this rule is vital just so you have a baseline, since you will at least know what you're doing to a given character when you take the mary sue torch to their ass. Building realistic characters also requires a grasp of Rule #11... Good character behavior plus cause and effect go hand in hand-- to the point where the story plot points will all but write themselves because you did your job as an author.

14) Your Overarching Plot fails. Here we have another incestuous relative of Failure #4 and like squicky brother and sister relationships, should be avoided at all costs. Most fics are built on tried and true formulas... Time travel to make things right. Harem for the hell of it. Matchmaking A to B. Excreta goddamn excreta. While tackling this subject matter won't cause the universe to spontaneously detonate, you've not only had impure relations with failure #4, but more than likely began to make googley eyes at her cousins, failure #8 and failure #12. What does this lead to, friends? BIRTH DEFECTS. Sure, you probably had some fun and your readers will enjoy it for a bit, but take a step back and ask yourself... Should you be looking at your sister that way? Friend, just say no and take the following advice: You can write these thoroughly mundane plots, but dress it up. Give it an overarching plot beyond the core you're trying to achieve. Tell us a story about something grand. You want a Ranma harem? Great! So do I, but tell us a story about how Ranma became The Dragon Lord of China (thanks MB) and work the harem in as branching story, not the end all be all of the story itself. And best of all, you can avoid giving birth to a four armed, six eyed baby plottling.

15) Your Amnesia Fails.
So you're a lazy writer. Or maybe you just suck. In either case, we can tell because your main character suffers from amnesia. Amnesia is that plot device fanfiction falls back upon when you're just not creative enough to think of anything better. It's the lowest common denominator writing, falling to the equivalent of "because, for reasons." Either your plot was so bad as to necessitate this failure or you as a writer had a frontal lobotomy. There's rarely an excuse for your main character to suffer from amnesia to get you from point A to B and your fic fails even harder for it.

16) Your Train Fails (new!)
Everybody rides your train to the plot gimmick! Cast Friends, family, rivals... Hell, why not invite the guy that sells AMWAY down the street? Look, I know you have a great plot gimmick or idea, but often there is very little reason to invite the entire damn cast of your series to it. The most egregious offender of this is usually Isekai and or VR centric plots. Somehow everybody is now a gamer and got trapped in that VR-MMO that went horribly wrong, regardless of the fact that their canon demonstrates they have never touched a game in their life. Look, if you've got to do it, pick a couple key characters and call it a day. Bonus points if they're secondary cast nobody would ever think to use, since blank slates are easily cast into this role. Do your part to stop the fail train before it gets started.

Fanfiction Failure Metarules for Writers

Things to look out for as an author to help you win more than fail at fanfiction.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #1-- Readers will absolute love a completed work but will invariably pick apart and inadvertently attempt to destroy it if given a hand in its creation. Be especially wary of open forums and chat channels in this regard as they usually have opinionated folks who haven't ever written anything or anything in nearly forever. Either have a healthy self image or screen your pre-readers carefully to avoid this failure.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #2-- The phrase "...that's just another excuse to (plot device)." indicates you are dealing with a person of below average insight as to how fiction is written. These people should not be allowed to influence your work in any way because everything is a means to an end and is therefore "an excuse" to achieve that end. For example; "...(plot device) is just another excuse to lock Ranma as a girl." This is an empty statement attempting to hide behind factual expertise; a bludgeon used by particular readers that don't get their way or don't approve of your plot. It contains no value beyond personal opinion and should therefor be treated as such.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #3-- There is no impossible in fanfiction. Every once in a while you'll run into that anal retentive plot nazi that will say it simply can't be done like that. It doesn't matter what 'that' is because 'it' simply can't be done and they are, of course, the foremost authority on such matters. Normally this advisement is made by people that don't know they're closet creativity thieves; people who don't realize that their favorite series usually has either plot holes you can drive a death star through or that same series has Lucky God martial Artists, Flying airships, and springs of drowned Asura-zebra-octopi-phoenix-yeti-bulls. Sadly, their disagreements usual come down to little more than opinion of what is in reality- say it with me -magical bullshit. As such, these people should be given as little creative share in your work as possible. All that said, there is a difference between the broken ideology of "can't be done" and the more realistic "shouldn't be done". Consult the Rules of Fanfiction Failure for a head start on those.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #4-- "It's been done before!" is never an excuse not to do it again. Some of the best works you will ever read in fanfiction "have been done before" and it's still amazing how these will be the first words out of reader's mouths when running an idea past them- even though they absolutely HAVE to know somewhere in the back of their mind that this is an empty statement, because half the fics they enjoy "have been done before". Don't take this one personally. It's reflex. Smile, nod and continue writing anyway with Rule of Fanfiction Failure #8 somewhere in the back of your mind.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #5-- Fanon is not a sin. That's right folks, its time to drop the rosaries and stop going to those cleansing ceremonies because contrary to what you have been led to believe, fanon is not the end of the world. What is the end of the world is not knowing the difference between fanon and canon. Even if you don't know, your readers will and there's a good chance that your fic will deserve the smack-down heaped upon you even as your pitiful cries of "no flames" go unnoticed in the fic summary. Fanon often personalizes a fic and can- and I stress can -make it better than the original source material, but like Fan Fic Failure #13, knowing what you're doing to canon before you rape it at the alter will make or break a fic.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #6 -- Do what they tell you not to or shouldn't. Who are 'they'? They are the know-it-alls of fanfiction; even other authors. This particular rule is a close cousin to metarule #3 and has served me well over the years. They tell you not to put specific dates in your fic? Do it. They tell you that writing about X will only cause problems. Go for it. Not only will you set your work apart from theirs as unique, your readers will appreciate you tackling subject matter others are afraid to touch. Trusted prereader advice should always take precedence over this rule, but always keep it in the back of your mind. Asking yourself 'why' somebody advises against certain material is half the battle whether you take their advise or not.

NEW! Fanfiction Failure Metarule #7 -- Know your gimmick and ride it into the ground. Every series has a gimmick that the plot revolves around, and the people reading your fiction are there for that gimmick. Your job as an author is to know what that gimmick is and incorporate it obviously into your work. Transformers have transforming robot battles. Ranma1/2 has martial arts and gender curses. Harry Potter has clueless magical noobs in over their heads... And you think I'm joking. Be that as it may, your readers are exploring the genre because they like source material. Obviously you need to know the cast of characters and have a halfway decent plot, but folks, they're their for a reason. A transformer fic without a robot transforming is a travesty. A Ranma fic that doesn't feature a curvy redhead is stale. Harry Potter without its James and the Giant Peach derivative plot is... Well, I think you get the idea. The original fiction has a gimmick and that gimmick better feature prominently throughout your work as well.

"Beneath this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea ... and ideas are bulletproof."
-V for Vendetta

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A Werewolf in Nerima by USA Tiger reviews
A friend of Ranma's comes to Nerima the only thing is, she's a were-wolf. The she seems to be in town for a very important reason that has to do with Ranma.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,253 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 8/29/2002
Having a Wild Time by Vahn reviews
Momoyo Kawakami, an unstoppable force never defeated in combat looking for her next great challenge. Ranma Saotome, never loses when confronted by any overwhelming enemy. What happen when two of the most powerful martial arts school clash? My attempt at a martial arts love comedy romance.
Crossover - Ranma & Majikoi - Oh! Samurai Girls!/真剣で私に恋しなさい!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,478 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Ranma, Momoyo K. - Complete
Insanity Squared by flairina reviews
Looking to recruit a new council member under the cover of a miniature school raid, Satsuki and the Elite Four head to Furinkan High. Things go about as well as could be expected.
Crossover - Ranma & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,844 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Complete
Identity Search by Shareon reviews
When Tendo Nabiki chances across a sophisticated redhead working in a hostess club, she becomes determined to discover the secret behind this seemingly familiar girl. But will she succeed when all of her assumptions and expectations insist that it can't possibly be Ranma? A "Ranma 1/2" fanfiction.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Nabiki - Complete
Girl's School by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Akane attend St. Hebereke's School for Girls. It's a Ranmachan story, yeah, it's been done too many times before, but you know, whatever.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,280 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Ranma, Akane
SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it. SPECIAL COVER ART by Manu-Chan, commission by Silverhawk88! Thank you so much for that!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16029 - Favs: 25,356 - Follows: 22,158 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
A Team of Wild Horses by beartooth reviews
Sequel to One Trick Pony. Ranma finally decides to act on the dreams he has of an upcoming icy catastrophe. Little does he know how he and his family will play an intricate part in the coming final days. Ranma x Kasumi, plus Sailor Moon crossover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,101 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ranma, Kasumi
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 4,305 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Lord Ranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,895 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Hikari no Daija The Serpent of Light by Miriani reviews
Ranma's life is seemingly ruined when Ryouga destroys the mushrooms that would have restored Ranma to his rightful age. But as some hands turn against him, his ancestry comes back to give him a new life, and haunt others.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,013 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005
What's in a name? by muishiki reviews
AU Harry Potter & Ranma 12 cross over. Harry Potter and Ranma meet later in life. Both bear scars from their own battles, but who suffers more? Is it the person that has to let go, or the one who has to start over?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,926 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Ranma, Harry P. - Complete
Krimzon Blades by Lathis reviews
A Ranma/Claymore Fusion. In a world ruled by blondes, can a single redhead really make a difference? A story of beautiful ladies with huge swords . . . what's not to love?
Crossover - Ranma & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,242 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ranma - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
What if one of the characters in Ranma ½ was in fact a Sailor Senshi? One of the most powerful senshi’s that was thought to be lost and now is found? How will this affect the two worlds? New villains and new powers as a new story unfolds...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,182 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/22/2005
Naruto: The Garden by MountainWind reviews
A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
I Was Right All Along by Gaming Ikari reviews
[TwoShot] Ryouga has always found himself blaming Ranma for the problems he's had in life. In a night of rare discussion with Ranma, he learns just how right he was.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 528 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Martial Arts Motherhood Challenge by glainfach reviews
Haunted by the knowledge that a child waits in limbo, Ranma makes a decision that will test both his determination and her courage. A decade after 'Spirit Walk', Ranma faces one of life’s greatest challenges.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,654 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Love by MisatoKitty reviews
Oh dear, Ranma's dead. But wait, that's the end of the story. How does he get there? What the heck has been going on? Read on! Rating lowered because, really, this wouldn't get an R in cinemas even with the occasional violence :P
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 231,694 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete
Realization by Maxine-san reviews
Sure, Ranma seems happy and carefree most of the time...but that's only because he hasn't yet realized the full implications of his curse... Finished!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Of Cats, Men, and Women: What Once Was by Innortal reviews
Neko Sailor Saturn warned Sailor Pluto, hoping to spare them the pain their desires caused. Now, we get to see how that world went, and what sacrifices had to be made.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/29/2005
A Ranko’s Bet Fan Fiction: Sailor Jurai by The DCG reviews
Playful Goddess makes Ranma her pet project
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 233 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Ranma, Tsunami
Thy Outward Part by Richard Lawson reviews
A young college student just beginning his second semester meets a woman with an unusual past.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/13/2005
Forever the Tomboy by ranger5 reviews
Ranma Xover Edited Ch 12 upSee AN RSMxover Ranma finally found love and friends, Prelude to Battle with Ryouga cut short due to computer problems everyone's patience & encouragement so far greatly appreciated
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,549 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003
A Millenium by Materia-Blade reviews
Jusenkyo's true curse wasn't the curse itself... It was the imortallity and the losses the cursed one would face. Dbz cross... I know... sorry... (Wahoo. Chapter seven up)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Chrysalides by Sinom Bre reviews
Traumatic events and discoveries shape the lives of three of the Ranma 1/2 characters and force their relationships to be examined and to change and grow or wither on the vine.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
Age of the War Horse' by WFROSE reviews
Apocolypse made Ranma far more dangerous than anyone could ever realize. By what method could the X-Men hope to counter? (Continuation, not fusion) [Complete]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,213 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
Megumi's Wish by mrthou reviews
*ABANDONED* Everyone has a wish or two, but only a lucky few have them granted. And fewer still will use their wish for another. An Oh My Goddess - Ranma 1/2 Crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Ranma, Megumi M.
Cheaper by the Dozen by Pilgrim reviews
A cursed martial artist approaches the Tendo Dojo after many years. He’s bearing important news, but they won’t be happy to see him…(Oneshot)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Bob Lobster reviews
Ranma/Sailor Moon Crossover - Minako Aino has come face to face with her worst nightmare and his name is Ranma
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
Human Saiyajin by kaztsar reviews
Cell pays a visit to Nerima-- chapter 6 is finally up!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,197 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Ranma
Cologne for Teens by Felix Webster reviews
Cologne is offered the Magical Mushrooms that reduce age in exchange for her to release Shampoo from all 'Kisses'. Happosai has stolen the others which Nabiki had gathered. Warning chapter 5 uses stronger language.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,426 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Ranma, Cologne
Schools United by Michael Fetter reviews
The contest may be over, but the story can still be enjoyed. Follow Ranma's journey and try to uncover who destroyed his life.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 112,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/28/2002
A Stitch In Time by Michael Fetter reviews
Through time, through space, Ranma learns that a hero does not always need to use his fists to help the ones he cares about.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/26/2002
Truth by MisatoKitty reviews
Ranma needs a job to pay for damages to the Tendo dojo.. he didn't think his life could get much worse than it already was...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,204 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/28/2001 - Published: 6/17/2001 - Complete
Check Back Later by mrthou reviews
*ABANDONED* A Ranma 1/2 Alternate Universe. What if Ranma showed up 1 year later?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/7/2001 - Published: 12/22/2000
Rain, Rain by mrthou reviews
Ranma has a strange encounter with rain.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2001 - Ranma - Complete
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That Time I got stuck in a VRMMORPG and Got Turned into a Succubus! reviews
Kinda what it says on the label. I tried to make the title even longer and more obnoxious, but that's ffnet.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,189 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/17 - Ranma
A Time Apart reviews
When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 114,628 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ranma
Through and Through reviews
In 20xx, The Empire pushed through the Gate, invading Ginza and murdering hundreds of innocent civilians. Now it's time to push back, with an unlikely bunny girl at the forefront.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,906 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 8/13/2020 - Ranma
Saotome Art Online reviews
Two years. Four-thousand casualties. They would call it the Death Game; a game Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts would unwittingly participate in.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,304 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 12/27/2016
Crapspace: Where Fiction Goes to Die! reviews
You asked for it, I deliver: Crap. All fiction contained herein is incomplete, unedited and most of all dead. All fics therein are free to use, but they're here for a reason, folks.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 246,687 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/10/2020 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ranma
Weapon of Choice reviews
An old acquaintance from Ranma's past opens up new doors and a future he never even considered for himself. The first step is said to be the longest stride... And for our martial artist, one straight into the deep end. DC Comics x Ranma xover.
Crossover - Ranma & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Ranma, Bruce W./Batman
Jusenkyo Rising reviews
A barren world. A forgotten past. Ranma Saotome wakes up in a galaxy far, far away complete with spaceships, Force driven super powers and a blood thirsty faction bent on galactic domination... In other words, just another day at the office. Ranma.5/SW: Old Republic
Crossover - Ranma & Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 248 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ranma
Puella Magi Saotome Magica reviews
A martial artist who doesn't lose. A system in which you cannot win. A world in which the unstoppable force and an immovable object are destined to collide.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Ranma
Hell is a Martial Artist reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
The Bad Cut reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Warrior Class reviews
He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan
Crossover - Ranma & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Ranma
Tales of the FoxCat reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Indiscretions reviews
Saffron has fallen and Ranma is the man of the hour, however unwillingly. Truths and reconciliation follow. Oh, and high fructose citrus content.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ranma, Shampoo
Reap the Whirlwind reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Causality reviews
Time comes and goes, but for some of us, it happens again and again. And again. Two people in particular are about to find out just what that means. Ranma.5 x SM
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ranma
Shinnosuke reviews
An unlikely tale of love, lies, and sometimes the most fragile of things: Memories.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Ranma
A Kunoichi in Konoha reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Half a Legacy reviews
Crystal Tokyo is not a given and the last unascended Ancient initiates a chain of events that will thrust Usagi, Ranma and O'Neill out into the frontier, where they will either secure the future or watch the Universe itself fall silent. R.5/SM/SG1
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 422 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. O'Neill, Ranma
Leaf reviews
Kushina Uzumaki found herself in the last place she thought she would ever return to... Home. A ZOMG!RANMACHAN production.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 613 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ranma, Minato N.
Oiran Ranma reviews
Being a good samaritan has a price and Ranma is about to learn that no good deed goes unpunished. But sometimes, that's a good thing? Potential lemony goodness.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 424 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki
Kunoification reviews
Nabiki stumbles across one of the biggest secrets at Furikan to date. My attempt to make a serious Kuno.RanmaChan without resorting to amnesia, drugs, curse locks, etc. Cut me some slack already, I make GOOD fics!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,557 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005
Heir to the Empire reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Ah! My Ranma One Half! reviews
The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
The Best of Times reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Exact Change reviews
Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,043 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Not a Clue reviews
Kasumi's a great cook. She's a wonderful housekeeper. An all around nice person. There's a reason why and Ranma didn't have a clue. Purposely vague, but you'll love it. RanKasPt1 of 2.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 239 - Published: 9/19/2005
A Very Short Trip reviews
Ranma decides his only hope resides within the mirror and wishes himself to the last place he would ever expect. I know, Standard Fanfic Plot 8: Ranma uses mirror, sufferes midlife crisis. Nah, it's not what you expect
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/18/2005