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Author has written 21 stories for Ranma, Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, Oh My Goddess!, and Warhammer.

Update - 1/19

Now that we've accepted the fact that, yes, I am horrible with deadlines and am afflicted with a severe case of author ADHD, let's pretend for a moment that life isn't trying to kick me in the jimmy and that I'm going to publish something this year. And if you happen to have a decent paying job that doesn't involve powder blue nitrile gloves, send it my way. Until then or MageOhki starts paying me to write lemons from his lottery winnings, here's some ATA4. Yes. IT LIVES.

Twelve years ago.

"Where we going, Daddy?"

Genma Saotome looked down at his son and the wide blue eyes that stared up at him in question as they walked along the dirt countryside path. The Saotome patriarch adjusted his pack and favored the boy with a stern, but tender countenance. "Master Honsho. He'll help teach you how to fall."

"Fall?" A young Ranma blinked, suddenly staring at the same path upon which they walked. He too had his own pack and occasionally struggled to maintain the pace his father had set. "But falling hurts!"

"Falling only hurts if you don't do it right," The father explained patiently as both rounded a bend on the trail and the trees around them. "Falling without getting hurt is the first lesson of Anything Goes, son."

The boy nodded, his determination renewed with the explanation. Besides, who wouldn't want to fall without getting hurt? He had fallen several times playing, and that was never any fun. His eyes returned to his father, who had taken to cleaning his glasses off upon the white of his gi. "Does Master Honsho live all the way out here?"

"No," Genma corrected, returning the lenses to his nose and wrapping their wire supports around his ears to ensure a slip-less fit. "First, we're going to visit... a friend."

The boy's mouth formed into a silent 'Oooh'. While Ranma didn't notice the slight hesitation in his father's explanation, he did notice the modest house just becoming visible beyond the bank of trees they had been winding around for the past hour. To Ranma, it was just a nice looking house nestled in the countryside. Of course, Ranma didn't have the life experience that his father carried, who knew it to be completely at odds with the environment around them. It stood out, unnaturally so, as if somebody had lifted a Meiji period residence and simply dropped it upon the parcel of land before them.

Ten minutes and an easy hike brought them across the clearing and up to the unnatural house's door. Ranma simply looked around curiously at the architecture while Genma steeled himself for the meeting. Unlike his son, he had been advised of just who he would be talking to. His hands raised rap the sliding door's frame only to be stopped by a soft, feminine voice.

"You may enter."

Genma frowned, but complied with the advisement, sliding the door open and stepping inside. Ranma followed, his head on a swivel as he took in the lavishly appointed interior. A light haze hung across the room and he picked out the scent of cloves as his eyes traced over statuettes and porcelain of every manner. The furniture was all wood, which meant nothing to Ranma aside from the fact that it was well padded and-- His observations stopped as he came upon the central couch and found a woman lounging upon it. She had red eyes and absolutely pale skin. His father had already found the woman as well, noting that she looks so frail that a stiff wind would more than likely break her. A languorous smile inhabited her face and she too another drag of the long stemmed opium pipe, allowing it to drift from her mouth like a lazy fog.

She may have looked incredibly fragile, but that state only lent to her beauty, as did the black lace, full length dress that wrapped around her curves enticingly. The bottom lacy garment was split to the thigh, allowing a pale leg to be exposed to open air and to any that might wish to admire it while the top exposed the entrancing curvature of the woman's breast, ending in spaghetti straps that hung about the shoulders. Her neck was wrapped in a lace choker and her midnight black hair bound by several antique pins that trailed red tassels from their ends. On any other day, Genma might have considered getting to know the woman better. On any other day, he was also certain that his Nodoka would have approved of such sordid debauchery. He was a manly man in her eyes and it was only right that he expressed that measure of himself by taking mistresses, so long as his heart remained hers. But such thoughts were purely academic, because today was not that day, and Genma knew it. With that thought firmly fixed in his mind, he decided to get down to business.


"Names are not important here," The woman cut him off gently, maintaining the lazy smile. She shifted along the couch propping herself up onto a pillow. "Nor are contracts, written or otherwise. Nor is your business is with me, but Hitsuzen itself."

"I'm Ranma!" The black haired boy blurted, already excited to be in the presence of the weird lady and all her stuff. "Are you a martial artist, too?"

"Not now, son," Genma glanced down, urging his son to silence. Instead, the woman's smile increased fractionally.

"A martial artist? No," The woman shook her head, sliding off the couch and kneeling to the boy's height. Genma's face turned worrisome as the disconcerting female's attention turned upon his son. "You may call me Yūko, and I grant wishes."

The pony tailed child's eyes suddenly widened and he blurted the first thing that came to mind. "I wish for--!"

A single, delicate finger found its way to his lips. "Only adults may wish here, Ranma-kun."


Yūko let a small chuckle slip from her lips, drawing back to her full height, but still looking upon the boy with amusement. "But I do require a martial artist such as yourself for a task."

"What kinda task?" Ranma wondered aloud, staring up at the woman and oblivious to the slight change in his father's attitude. Genma had subtly shifted his weight, ready to intervene personally if necessary. No, the woman wasn't a martial artist, but she was dangerous in some nebulous way, that much was certain to him. Until her intentions could be further discerned...

"I have a friend who will need watching while your father and I talk," She explained, glancing over her shoulder. "Mokona?"

Motion caught Ranma's eye with the word and the young martial artist watched as a small black creature bounced out from around the hallway corner. At first he wanted to label it a rabbit with the long ears as its principle identifying feature, but it had no fur to speak of and its black body entirely too round for any normal rabbit he had ever seen. Its face seemed to be curled into a permanent smile and its forehead was adorned by a single blue jewel. Ranma cocked his head, staring. "What is it?"

"Mokona," She addressed the round creature as if it were a person. "This is Ranma. Ranma, Mokona. Please show our young guest around the house, please?"

The bejeweled rabbit nodded and bounced over to Ranma, nudging him. The boy stared, then looked back up at Yūko. The woman smiled charitably at him. "Mokona would like you to follow him."

The black nearly gelatinous creature bounced, then bounced away, disappearing into the hallway. Ranma watched it go, barely held in check until his father also nodded. With that silent permission, his son was off and running through the house chasing Mokona. Silence lingered between the remaining pair for a moment before Yūko herself broke it. "Sakana referred you, I believe. Something concerning your son?"

"Her... fortune to my wife," Genma began tepidly, unsure of how to proceed. "I normally don't indulge in such matters, but..."

"Of course," Yuko nodded gently, returning to her couch. "I have found her visions to be quite reliable, though you would already be aware of that. It would also be the reason you are here, now."

The Saotome patriarch simply nodded. "She foretold that he will not see his eighteenth birthday. She said he will be consumed by shadows, afraid and utterly alone. As his father, I will not allow that to happen."

"Indeed," The pale woman acknowledged in a vaguely interested tone. "And to what lengths, Genma Saotome, are you willing to go to; to ensure that outcome does not take place?"

"I've been training him," Genma shook his head, finding a plush seat across the woman for himself. "Much sooner than I would usually dare, but..." His voice trailed off for a moment before his attention focused directly on the woman. "I would do anything to spare him that fate."

"Anything?" The martial artist recognized the lilting in the utterance of the single word question, a subtle advisement that the terms of her assistance may very well hinge on that very condition. Even so, he had already been given some idea of what to expect and nodded solemnly. Yūko held him with her red eyes. "Very well then. Know then that the price is three fold, such is his importance to Hitsuzen."

Genma merely nodded. "Whatever is necessary."

"Truly, but do you speak for your wife and son as well?" For the first time, the lazy smile disappeared and a serious visage bore back into him.

The implication was clear, but he had made this trip, fully aware that what he was asking would not be cheap by any means and the fact that such bargaining might include his wife and son was, at this point, merely a formality. "I... I do."

"So be it. The first price is yours," Yūko nodded, rising back up from the couch and crossing the living room to an armoire. She pulled open one of the drawers, withdrew a booklet, and handed it to Genma. "It must be followed to the letter."

"The legendary Cat Fist?!" The Saotome flipped through the aged book, his eyes widening, unable to believe the new found fortune in his hands. The technique itself had been whispered in martial arts circles for decades, but to actually... A frown began to surface across his face as he began to process the steps, happening finally upon the last page. He looked up from the booklet to Yūko, then back down to the text, realizing the price he was to pay for the first time. "Eh... Everything?"

The pale mistress nodded, completely serious. "Everything. The second price shall be paid by your wife. She will lose her fondest desire for him, to be exacted one decade hence. Both shall affect him and thus be his price."

Genma Saotome, co-heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, simply stared at the booklet in his hands. Even though it represented the physical manifestation of the price he was to pay, all three now weighed upon him heavily now. His price was to torture his son; to repeatedly throw his only child into a pit of starving cats. His wife's price... Genma felt his insides grow cold. He had a pretty good idea of what that would be, but how both would in turn affect their only child...

"I... Is this absolutely necessary?"

"If your son is to see his eighteenth birthday," Yūko replied softly. "Were it within my ability to lessen the cost, I would. I am merely a tool of fate and destiny, however, and Hitsuzen wraps tightly around your child." She paused with a sad smile. "But you have already made your choice, haven't you?"

Genma Saotome simply nodded, watching as the black rabbit thing rounded the corner, followed by his gi clad son with a smile on his face. The martial artist fixed that smile in his mind, and nodded once more.

"Yes. Yes I have."

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Rules of Fanfiction Failure

Not every time. Not all the time. But in most cases, the following should serve as a guide on how not to fail at writing fanfiction in nearly any genre you care to tackle. Sure, there are always exceptions to the rule, but if you have to ask yourself if you're that exception, then you probably aren't and should defer to the advice below. For those who have stumbled across this before, I've edited this introduction to be a fraction more professional in nature and slightly less abrasive, but you can still blame my overuse of the word 'fail' on DCG.

1) Your summary fails. It really does. This is the hook, your foot in the door. Avoid asking your readers questions here and avoid references to other parts of said fic. "What if Ranma fell into the world of Mario and saved the princess?" HE'LL EXPLODE INTO GOOEY CHUNKS AND SHOWER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH CRIMSON RAIN, DROWNING TURTLES AND PLUMBERS ALIKE IN A LAKE OF MARTIAL ARTS CARNAGE. Seriously, don't give your reader a chance to answer that question themselves. Next time you read a summary that's formed into a question, please remember the above reply. Secondly, such summaries impart no useful information to your audience. Likewise, "Continuing from part five, review my ass please" is similarly annoying. Hey genius, I didn't read part one. What's that about again? Convince me I should take the time to read chapter 1 before even considering part five. Be creative, give them a little bite of what to expect. Most entertaining is "I'm bad at summaries." The amount of fail in that statement could light Crystal Tokyo for a couple hundred years and encourages nobody to read your fic.

2) Your Grammar/Spelling fails. This is a direct indication of how much you care about your fic, and therefore how much we as readers should care about the fic. Every time you fail miserably at this, Chuck Norris kills a kitten. What's worse, you know you're failing and release the fic anyway. Don't cry when you get reamed by your reviewers. Why you aren't molesting the spell/grammar check function at a minimum is beyond me.

3) Your Plot Bludgeons fail. What is a plot bludgeon? You know, those pieces of information you impart on readers so obvious it hurts to read. An example of one I recently encountered-- Ukyo was really a flat chested man, unwraps himself to reveal that fact and say, "heheh, I can't believe I keep fooling them!" ...And i would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those darn kids. Okay, so you want to get a point across to the reader. Great. But very rarely is there call to light your plot point up as a huge neon lit Las Vegas strip sign. Learn subtlety. Weave it naturally into the story. Ranma is a genius! Great, but tell me a story about it, not as an outright fact. Exceptions do exist, though most don't apply to you anyway.

4) Your obscure plot fails. Big rule... The more obscure/complex your plot is, the more it needs built up through detail and story telling. Likewise, the more important an event is in that plot, the more attention you need to pay it. Glossing over critical events is not allowed. Zap! Ranma is a female permanently now and feels suicidal. Huh? What? Ranma got mad and killed his father for all the injustices visited upon him. Whoa there, Tex. Might want to tell us what triggered that rampage or what led up to the critical events that you insist require only one sentence of explanation. If you have something weird going on, your readers might like to know some basic information... Like who, what, why, how, where, some history, motivations, etc...

5) Your Dialogue fails. (revised!) This mainly pertains to the structuring of said dialogue, not the content. The Pope will visit you tonight and rape your keyboard if you ever post a page full of dialogue without framing and context again. Don't assume your reader knows who's talking. Tell them who is talking. If you're feeling frisky, tell them how that character feels when they're talking. maybe the expressions on their face. What they're doing. Characters never just "said" anything. They never should just "reply". Dialogue is like a picture... It needs a frame if you're going to hang it on the wall properly. Of course, you could just nail it up there, but that's why you fail.

6) Your Shallow characters fail. Believe it or not, not everybody has read your favorite series. I KNOW! It's tough to swallow, but it's true. Take a moment to tell us a bit about their appearance. Detail their mannerisms though story telling. Sure, you can assume that if they're reading in a certain section they probably have at least basic knowledge of the series, but frankly that's a poor excuse not to embellish your characters with detail and depth. Sure, everybody knows who Optimus Prime is (did I just use him as an example? Yeck), but your story will fail less if you paint him in color instead of black and white.

7) Your short chapters fail. Hardcore. Mainly, because they give you very little space to impart critical plot and/or knowledge to the reader, forcing you to condense a lot of information into a short blurb. This normally leads to failures 2 through 6. Similarly, you drag out scenes that really should be combined into one flowing work. For example, watching Ranma wallow in angst for several short chapters while not really taking the story anywhere is not fun. It's like watching an episode of Dragonball Z once a week. It's excruciating.

8) Your derivative plot fails. Wheee! Ranma loses his memory after being locked as a female! Most readers are not opposed to this on average, but before you go thinking you're Stephen King, remember two things: He's dead, and assume it's been done before and buy a six pack of originality down at the corner 7-11. Your story/chapter needs a hook, no matter how good it is. Just because it has been done doesn't mean you shouldn't try your hand at it, but do your research on the competition before you just dive right in.

9) Your reviewers fail. Actually, no they don't. They're entitled to their opinion. Don't get defensive and don't argue with them because you're inherently insecure about your work. Self-confidence is required when facing your reviewers and actually debating their opinion on your work is bad taste. Honestly, why did you even bother posting in the first place? If you're writing for enjoyment, they shouldn't matter anyway. If you're writing to improve yourself, take notes. Nothing says insecurity and ass like a running review war. Yes, reviewers CAN be wrong, but so what? Arguing with them is a waste of your time anyway.

10) Your Alterverse fails. What do you get when you strip your main character of his canon personality, kill off all the supporting cast and send him off into another crossover series? You get one big bucket of suck. Any story where you can replace the main character with the name "Ed" and not know the difference automatically fails nine times out of ten. Do yourself a favor and assume you aren't that tenth time. Why did you even bother choosing that character and series to begin with if you were just going to piss all over the story and abandon it next chapter? Ha ha ha! Ranma doesn't have a curse, lost all his memories to the neko-ken and has been training with Bruce Lee in the cyber-wars of 2010! O.o' Of course that's ridiculous sounding, but its amazing how many aspiring authors totally divorce the characters from their original canon so completely. The sooner you accept the fact that you should scrub these fics from your hard drive with a brillo pad, the better.

11) Your Cause and Effect fails. Logical continuity will save plots that have no right being saved. Even yours. Thinking things through to their most logical conclusion is the hallmark of a well written story; as opposed to just going with a theme that sounds good and plowing though cause and effect like a semi plowing through a 30 car pile-up. When you're writing up a plot device, think the consequences of that path through and write the story around those consequences. Outlandish plot points are fine toward this end. You want Naruto to be a sexy demon slayer? Great! But think over. How you get there will make or break your fic, and generally the most easily explainable means toward that end are the best ones. Ask cause and effect questions at every stage of your fic. For every decision your character makes. For every action that happens in their proximity. Treat them as real people. How will they react? The more you have to justify those reactions and the more outlandish they sound, the more you are failing at it. This failure not only runs hand in hand with Fanfiction Failure #4, but has far reaching consequences in other failures at well.

12) Your plot vehicle fails. Because you obviously don't know how to drive. Stories are divided up into vehicles and destination, and one without the other is absolutely worthless. In fact, reading this particular failure to execute is like salting your eyeballs and dipping them in vinegar; something that can be avoided with some good ol' common sense. Harry Potter the magical girl is not a plot in and of itself. It's a way way to get to your plot. How Harry Potter becomes Queen of the magical girls is. That's your end destination, and everything in your fic should revolve around getting there. Fics without an end destination have a shelf life before your readers become as tired of reading it as you are of writing an endless, go nowhere exercise in futility. Your reader base might laugh at first, but all you've really done is sentence them to a slow, lingering death; though this can be reversed by simply remembering where you're going. Fics without vehicles, however, are always immediately fatal, mainly because how you're getting to that end plot makes no sense what-so ever. You tried to insert BS instead of substance in your point A to B plot, and it's a failure strongly related to number twelve. Harry Potter the magical girl queen is a laudable goal, but if you can't substantiate a way to make that happen, its best you leave that one to the big boys and girls.

13) Your Characterizations fail. Didn't we already visit this one? No, we did not. Characters are the lifeblood of your fic, and since your plots are obviously bleeding out, let me impart a bit of wisdom concerning them. KNOW YOUR GODDAMN CAST. Simply doing so is what will set you apart from your failing brethern, giving your fic an ever so slight chance to win. Canon will tell you everything you need to know about them: Their likes, dislikes, general disposition and best of all- repeat after me kids -how they will react to any situation you write them into. Not only does an authentically written character lend credbility to your story, knowing how they will react in regards to canon is solid fanfic gold for your readers. Even when you OC the hell out of the cast, this rule is vital just so you have a baseline, since you will at least know what you're doing to a given character when you take the mary sue torch to their ass. Building realistic characters also requires a grasp of Rule #11... Good character behavior plus cause and effect go hand in hand-- to the point where the story plot points will all but write themselves because you did your job as an author.

Your Overarching Plot fails. Here we have another incestuous relative of Failure #4 and like squicky brother and sister relationships, should be avoided at all costs. Most fics are built on tried and true formulas... Time travel to make things right. Harem for the hell of it. Matchmaking A to B. Excreta goddamn excreta. While tackling this subject matter won't cause the universe to spontaneously detonate, you've not only had impure relations with failure #4, but more than likely began to make googley eyes at her cousins, failure #8 and failure #12. What does this lead to, friends? BIRTH DEFECTS. Sure, you probably had some fun and your readers will enjoy it for a bit, but take a step back and ask yourself... Should you be looking at your sister that way? Friend, just say no and take the following advice: You can write these thoroughly mundane plots, but dress it up. Give it an overarching plot beyond the core you're trying to achieve. Tell us a story about something grand. You want a Ranma harem? Great! So do I, but tell us a story about how Ranma became The Dragon Lord of China (thanks MB) and work the harem in as branching story, not the end all be all of the story itself. And best of all, you can avoid giving birth to a four armed, six eyed baby plottling.

Fanfiction Failure Metarules for Writers

Things to look out for as an author to help you win more than fail at fanfiction.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #1-- Readers will absolute love a completed work but will invariably pick apart and inadvertently attempt to destroy it if given a hand in its creation. Be especially wary of open forums and chat channels in this regard as they usually have opinionated folks who haven't ever written anything or anything in nearly forever. Either have a healthy self image or screen your pre-readers carefully to avoid this failure.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #2-- The phrase "...that's just another excuse to (plot device)." indicates you are dealing with a person of below average insight as to how fiction is written. These people should not be allowed to influence your work in any way because everything is a means to an end and is therefore "an excuse" to achieve that end. For example; "...(plot device) is just another excuse to lock Ranma as a girl." This is an empty statement attempting to hide behind factual expertise; a bludgeon used by particular readers that don't get their way or don't approve of your plot. It contains no value beyond personal opinion and should therefor be treated as such.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #3-- There is no impossible in fanfiction. Every once in a while you'll run into that anal retentive plot nazi that will say it simply can't be done like that. It doesn't matter what 'that' is because 'it' simply can't be done and they are, of course, the foremost authority on such matters. Normally this advisement is made by people that don't know they're closet creativity thieves; people who don't realize that their favorite series usually has either plot holes you can drive a death star through or that same series has Lucky God martial Artists, Flying airships, and springs of drowned Asura-zebra-octopi-phoenix-yeti-bulls. Sadly, their disagreements usual come down to little more than opinion of what is in reality- say it with me -magical bullshit. As such, these people should be given as little creative share in your work as possible. All that said, there is a difference between the broken ideology of "can't be done" and the more realistic "shouldn't be done". Consult the Rules of Fanfiction Failure for a head start on those.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #4-- "It's been done before!" is never an excuse not to do it again. Some of the best works you will ever read in fanfiction "have been done before" and it's still amazing how these will be the first words out of reader's mouths when running an idea past them- even though they absolutely HAVE to know somewhere in the back of their mind that this is an empty statement, because half the fics they enjoy "have been done before". Don't take this one personally. It's reflex. Smile, nod and continue writing anyway with Rule of Fanfiction Failure #8 somewhere in the back of your mind.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #5-- Fanon is not a sin. That's right folks, its time to drop the rosaries and stop going to those cleansing ceremonies because contrary to what you have been led to believe, fanon is not the end of the world. What is the end of the world is not knowing the difference between fanon and canon. Even if you don't know, your readers will and there's a good chance that your fic will deserve the smack-down heaped upon you even as your pitiful cries of "no flames" go unnoticed in the fic summary. Fanon often personalizes a fic and can- and I stress can -make it better than the original source material, but like Fan Fic Failure #13, knowing what you're doing to canon before you rape it at the alter will make or break a fic.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #6 -- Do what they tell you not to or shouldn't. Who are 'they'? They are the know-it-alls of fanfiction; even other authors. This particular rule is a close cousin to metarule #3 and has served me well over the years. They tell you not to put specific dates in your fic? Do it. They tell you that writing about X will only cause problems. Go for it. Not only will you set your work apart from theirs as unique, your readers will appreciate you tackling subject matter others are afraid to touch. Trusted prereader advice should always take precedence over this rule, but always keep it in the back of your mind. Asking yourself 'why' somebody advises against certain material is half the battle whether you take their advise or not.

"There's no such thing as overkill; only unworthy targets."

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SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14017 - Favs: 17,147 - Follows: 14,621 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Werewolf in Nerima by USA Tiger reviews
A friend of Ranma's comes to Nerima the only thing is, she's a were-wolf. The she seems to be in town for a very important reason that has to do with Ranma.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,827 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/29/2002
Girl's School by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Akane attend St. Hebereke's School for Girls. It's a Ranmachan story, yeah, it's been done too many times before, but you know, whatever.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 225,009 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Ranma, Akane
Ranma no Zettai Kareshi by Anchoku reviews
Ranma/AB/FC xover. Ranma beta-tests a prototype of the Lover Shop's Nightly Lover simulated boyfriend and then Ranma takes on a new fiance. Chapter 19: Monday Madness. Is it getting warm in here?
Crossover - Ranma & Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 233,104 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Ranma
A Team of Wild Horses by beartooth reviews
Sequel to One Trick Pony. Ranma finally decides to act on the dreams he has of an upcoming icy catastrophe. Little does he know how he and his family will play an intricate part in the coming final days. Ranma x Kasumi, plus Sailor Moon crossover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,101 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ranma, Kasumi
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Lord Ranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,895 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Hikari no Daija The Serpent of Light by Miriani reviews
Ranma's life is seemingly ruined when Ryouga destroys the mushrooms that would have restored Ranma to his rightful age. But as some hands turn against him, his ancestry comes back to give him a new life, and haunt others.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,013 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005
What's in a name? by muishiki reviews
AU Harry Potter & Ranma 12 cross over. Harry Potter and Ranma meet later in life. Both bear scars from their own battles, but who suffers more? Is it the person that has to let go, or the one who has to start over?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,926 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Ranma, Harry P. - Complete
Krimzon Blades by Lathis reviews
A Ranma/Claymore Fusion. In a world ruled by blondes, can a single redhead really make a difference? A story of beautiful ladies with huge swords . . . what's not to love?
Crossover - Ranma & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,242 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ranma - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
What if one of the characters in Ranma ½ was in fact a Sailor Senshi? One of the most powerful senshi’s that was thought to be lost and now is found? How will this affect the two worlds? New villains and new powers as a new story unfolds...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,182 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 2/22/2005
I Was Right All Along by Gaming Ikari reviews
[TwoShot] Ryouga has always found himself blaming Ranma for the problems he's had in life. In a night of rare discussion with Ranma, he learns just how right he was.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 217 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Martial Arts Motherhood Challenge by glainfach reviews
Haunted by the knowledge that a child waits in limbo, Ranma makes a decision that will test both his determination and her courage. A decade after 'Spirit Walk', Ranma faces one of life’s greatest challenges.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,654 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Love by MisatoKitty reviews
Oh dear, Ranma's dead. But wait, that's the end of the story. How does he get there? What the heck has been going on? Read on! Rating lowered because, really, this wouldn't get an R in cinemas even with the occasional violence :P
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 231,694 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete
Realization by Maxine-san reviews
Sure, Ranma seems happy and carefree most of the time...but that's only because he hasn't yet realized the full implications of his curse... Finished!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Of Cats, Men, and Women: What Once Was by Innortal reviews
Neko Sailor Saturn warned Sailor Pluto, hoping to spare them the pain their desires caused. Now, we get to see how that world went, and what sacrifices had to be made.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/29/2005
A Ranko’s Bet Fan Fiction: Sailor Jurai by The DCG reviews
Playful Goddess makes Ranma her pet project
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Ranma, Tsunami
Thy Outward Part by Richard Lawson reviews
A young college student just beginning his second semester meets a woman with an unusual past.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2005
Forever the Tomboy by ranger5 reviews
Ranma Xover Edited Ch 12 upSee AN RSMxover Ranma finally found love and friends, Prelude to Battle with Ryouga cut short due to computer problems everyone's patience & encouragement so far greatly appreciated
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,549 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003
A Millenium by Materia-Blade reviews
Jusenkyo's true curse wasn't the curse itself... It was the imortallity and the losses the cursed one would face. Dbz cross... I know... sorry... (Wahoo. Chapter seven up)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Chrysalides by Sinom Bre reviews
Traumatic events and discoveries shape the lives of three of the Ranma 1/2 characters and force their relationships to be examined and to change and grow or wither on the vine.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
Megumi's Wish by mrthou reviews
*ABANDONED* Everyone has a wish or two, but only a lucky few have them granted. And fewer still will use their wish for another. An Oh My Goddess - Ranma 1/2 Crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Ranma, Megumi M.
Cheaper by the Dozen by Pilgrim reviews
A cursed martial artist approaches the Tendo Dojo after many years. He’s bearing important news, but they won’t be happy to see him…(Oneshot)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Bob Lobster reviews
Ranma/Sailor Moon Crossover - Minako Aino has come face to face with her worst nightmare and his name is Ranma
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
Human Saiyajin by kaztsar reviews
Cell pays a visit to Nerima-- chapter 6 is finally up!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,197 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Ranma
Cologne for Teens by Felix Webster reviews
Cologne is offered the Magical Mushrooms that reduce age in exchange for her to release Shampoo from all 'Kisses'. Happosai has stolen the others which Nabiki had gathered. Warning chapter 5 uses stronger language.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,426 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Ranma, Cologne
Schools United by Michael Fetter reviews
The contest may be over, but the story can still be enjoyed. Follow Ranma's journey and try to uncover who destroyed his life.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 112,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2002
A Stitch In Time by Michael Fetter reviews
Through time, through space, Ranma learns that a hero does not always need to use his fists to help the ones he cares about.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/26/2002
Truth by MisatoKitty reviews
Ranma needs a job to pay for damages to the Tendo dojo.. he didn't think his life could get much worse than it already was...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,204 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/28/2001 - Published: 6/17/2001 - Complete
Check Back Later by mrthou reviews
*ABANDONED* A Ranma 1/2 Alternate Universe. What if Ranma showed up 1 year later?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/7/2001 - Published: 12/22/2000
Rain, Rain by mrthou reviews
Ranma has a strange encounter with rain.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2001 - Ranma - Complete
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Hell is a Martial Artist reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 174,098 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Warrior Class reviews
He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan
Crossover - Ranma & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Ranma
The Bad Cut reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Tales of the FoxCat reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Indiscretions reviews
Saffron has fallen and Ranma is the man of the hour, however unwillingly. Truths and reconciliation follow. Oh, and high fructose citrus content.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ranma, Shampoo
Crapspace: Where Fiction Goes to Die! reviews
You asked for it, I deliver: Crap. All fiction contained herein is incomplete, unedited and most of all dead. All fics therein are free to use, but they're here for a reason, folks. Sorry for the alerts folks. Spring cleaning!
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,214 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ranma
Reap the Whirlwind reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Causality reviews
Time comes and goes, but for some of us, it happens again and again. And again. Two people in particular are about to find out just what that means. Ranma.5 x SM
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ranma
Shinnosuke reviews
An unlikely tale of love, lies, and sometimes the most fragile of things: Memories.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Ranma
A Kunoichi in Konoha reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Half a Legacy reviews
Crystal Tokyo is not a given and the last unascended Ancient initiates a chain of events that will thrust Usagi, Ranma and O'Neill out into the frontier, where they will either secure the future or watch the Universe itself fall silent. R.5/SM/SG1
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 331 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. O'Neill, Ranma
Leaf reviews
Kushina Uzumaki found herself in the last place she thought she would ever return to... Home. A ZOMG!RANMACHAN production.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 463 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ranma, Minato N.
A Time Apart reviews
When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 95,195 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ranma
Oiran Ranma reviews
Being a good samaritan has a price and Ranma is about to learn that no good deed goes unpunished. But sometimes, that's a good thing? Potential lemony goodness.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 318 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki
Kunoification reviews
Nabiki stumbles across one of the biggest secrets at Furikan to date. My attempt to make a serious Kuno.RanmaChan without resorting to amnesia, drugs, curse locks, etc. Cut me some slack already, I make GOOD fics!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,557 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005
Heir to the Empire reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Ah! My Ranma One Half! reviews
The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
The Best of Times reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Exact Change reviews
Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,043 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Not a Clue reviews
Kasumi's a great cook. She's a wonderful housekeeper. An all around nice person. There's a reason why and Ranma didn't have a clue. Purposely vague, but you'll love it. RanKasPt1 of 2.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/19/2005
A Very Short Trip reviews
Ranma decides his only hope resides within the mirror and wishes himself to the last place he would ever expect. I know, Standard Fanfic Plot 8: Ranma uses mirror, sufferes midlife crisis. Nah, it's not what you expect
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2005