PhantomFool
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Joined 09-04-05, id: 891214, Profile Updated: 12-22-10
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I Own Nothing. If I do it is an idea that is mixed into a compilation of other people's idea's. I do not claim credit for the worlds/people/basic conceptual grounds of any of my fan-made parodies. If the idea seems original then you are most likely mistaken. If I have commandeered your or someone you knows work, contact me. If I took it without asking it is because I had forgotten whose it was or I couldn't get in contact with the appropriate parties.

That said I'll give a heads up to my readers (I'll assume they exist for the time being.) There will be no Slash/Yaoi/Boy'sLove/Yuri/Buttsmex/Lemons/Grapefruits/Bestiality/PWP in my stories. Any of the above concepts that appear you had best understand that I am making a JOKE.

I don't bash if I'm doing it bring my attention to it.

Also if I portrayed someone out of character one of three things happened:

1. I didn't notice while I was writing it.

2. It was a Joke.

3. It was plot related.

If you noticed that character x,y,z was out of character, send me a review. I read them, I try to understand them, and I do consider them.

I will update this profile occasionally, probably the day after I update a story.

Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,

~The Phantom Fool (The man who uses a uncreative Nom de Plume)


About Favorites:

The Durarara!!/デュラララ!! fanfictions were selected because they were well written, non-yaoi that highlight Orihara Izaya as the humanlike/monster/sociopath that he is. I enjoy his character because in the canon he is a manipulative sociopathic bastard with human aspects and I like that in my characters. He's the highlight of the series for me. I'd probably be terrified of him in real life because he'd probably leak my credit card info, sell my house, give an untraceable weapon to someone trying to kill me, and get me framed for six felonies on a whim, but as far as fictional character's go he's delightful.

That said "To Russia, with Loathing" is the only explicit fanfiction in my favorites. This is because the entire story is something he would do. The man is a monster who will put a person in a terrible situation take advantage of them and make them feel guilty about it. Just for the laughs.

Harry Potter fanfictions were selected for a variety of reasons.

Net Girl's "Ruined in a Day" series tops all other psychological Harry breakdowns for me.

Any of JBerns work, "The Wastelands of Time," and "Time, Mr. Potter?" are musts for magic lovers.

"Circular Reasoning" was the catalyst for my own HP masterpiece. (That I'm nowhere close to posting.) It's Dark, cliched, original, and downright insane. I love it and I want it to propagate with the other fanfics in my favorites to make little bastard fanfics that grow up to fill the entire Harry Potter section of FFN.

"Dark Marauder" Is pure genius. This is the best I've ever read the Marauders being played: violent, vindictive, efficient, and genre-savvy. I want to see more in this vein. I sing in joy after reading this piece of necessary fanfiction.

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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, Harry fights to stay ahead of enemy machinations. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,995 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 4,439 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Arsenic by ncfan reviews
-Aizen x Hinamori, Gin- The truth is shaded.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - G. Ichimaru, M. Hinamori - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by FirstYear reviews
Hiding her past, her husbands crimes, and her daughters disability, Kendra Dumbledore will never know that the fate of the world will rest in her son's hands. All she will see is his impending trip into darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kendra D., Ariana D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
To Russia, With Loathing by SakuraMacaron reviews
She's seven thousand, four hundred-eighty and eighty-seven hundredths of a kilometer away from home, forced out of her comfort zone with a villain who manages to simultaneously be an evil mastermind and the world's biggest idiot as her companion.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Namie Y., Izaya O. - Complete
A True Demon by PsychosisUpdated reviews
"Will you play with me?" I whisper, my breathy voice making the kid shiver slightly. He slowly nods, determination setting back in. "Fine... let's play." I giggle darkly. One shot, how I would have told the final battle with Majora, from Majora's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Majora's Mask, Link - Complete
Just A Boy In A Ninja Mask by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Waking up in a Tokyo hounded by demons, aliens, and the Sailor Senshi, Naruto tries to live the life of a citizen. But when every enemy of the city wants his head, can he do that? By himself, with no allies or friends, he may not have an option.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
See No Evil by Metropolis Kid reviews
During WWII, a Young Walter and Alucard find themselves guests at a most unusual Stalag and meet some very unorthodox soldiers. Hellsing: The Dawn and Hogan's Heroes crossover. One-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - H. Schultz, Walter - Complete
Five Times Orihara Izaya Became Human by Threesmallcrows reviews
Even if he won't admit it. You could beat him half to death, but there it is. Five times Izaya proved himself, whether willingly or not, to be human after all, much to the surprise of various bystanders and/or observers. COMPLETE.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Tyrannosaurus by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Instead of cowering to bullies, little Yugi takes charge of his life. So when Atem appears, their first meeting does not go smoothly. Not at all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Monster hunter by destiny's charm reviews
They just don't get it. But it's better this way. Because if they did, they would shun me, even more than they do now.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Link - Complete
Dental Hygiene by Cookie Heist reviews
Walter's weapons are often compared to dental floss. But what fourteen-year-old actually flosses? Young Walter, Girlycard
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Alucard, Walter - Complete
Innocence and Roses by FirstYear reviews
Harry sees a small light from his window. Upon investigating he finds Luna. Planting Roses?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 820 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,271 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Agents of Chaos by Shadsie reviews
Based on the very first Zelda game. While captive in the roots of Death Mountain, young Princess Zelda has a surprising conversation with Ganon that sheds light on his character, the roles of the Hero and herself, and the history of the world.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Horns by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
He'd seen many things in his life, things no other human being had seen, but never had he encountered anyone quite like... her.
Crossover - Death Note & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2008 - BB, Lucy / Nyu - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Grand Conspiracy by MadnessPersonified reviews
Sequel to a Twisted Timeline. The more things change the more things get wacky. Not for the mentally sane. LunaHarryFem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,689 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Clockwork by heteroceric-heart reviews
There’s a reason why we’re not allowed to stay dead. There’s a reason why I was able to find you again. And there’s sure as hell a reason why you’re sitting here, listening to me, instead of running out that door like someone with a scrap of sanity would.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Normal Son by Titan of Saturn reviews
Shiori has always known that her son wasn't normal. She watched Shuichi grow up and can see that he isn't like other children. She can see that their relationship isn't mother/son, because he's perfect and she's made of glass. Drabble, Shiori's POV.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
Hollow Eyes by IVIaedhros reviews
Because we forget that our Hero was only a child in mind when awakened...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Link - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not a Fighter by MystiklSushi reviews
After the fights with Gama, Touya, and Bakken, Kurama contemplates the new turn his life has taken since his Youko days. Slight humor. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul's Struggle by Avitus88 reviews
[PostHBP] Harry abandons his friends to track down Voldemort's Horcruxes, along the way he is able to find his own identity and to become the Wizard he is destined to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
Croquet by Hat-Wearing Creep reviews
Dawn era. Walter agrees to play a game of croquet set to Girlycard's rules while things are dull at the estate.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Through A Glass, Darkly by Net Girl reviews
Two years after Harry and his friends have left Hogwarts, the young wizard is brought face to face with his destiny. Will he survive? Will he remain ... Just Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Examination of Conscience by Net Girl reviews
The guilt over his crimes pushes Harry to do the unthinkable. Sequel to RIAD, SOS, Black Celebration.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Celebration by Net Girl reviews
Sequel to Ruined In A Day & Sea of Sin. Harry suspects Ron and Hermione know all of his secrets. Will he go to extremes to make sure they never tell a soul?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Sea Of Sin by Net Girl reviews
Sequel to Ruined In A Day. Harry continues his fall into darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Ruined In A Day by Net Girl reviews
Harry makes a foray into his own dark side ... with shattering consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Warlock's Apprentice reviews
Tom's resurrection party pushes Harry to fight for his life, something he does well enough that Dumbledore decides Harry might be more suited for a world of war and deceit than he originally thought. The Strongest Wizard in 100yrs has found his pupil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,719 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Albus D.