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Joined 03-12-17, id: 8918515, Profile Updated: 01-08-18
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and RWBY.

So! I am Not Stale Bread and I am a new author! I have been on the website for over 2 years but only recently have I worked up the confidence and motivation to write fanfiction. I have very little that comes to mind that I need to mention so this is it. Goodbye!

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Secrets in the Wood Grain by Earth Dragon Arnighte reviews
Laki Olietta has always had two secrets in her life. One: She has a crush on Natsu Dragneel, the Fire Dragon Slayer. Two: Like her crush, she is also a Dragon Slayer, the Wood Dragon Slayer. But it's not easy being in love and being a wizard at the same time, and you can't run away from what you really are. First wood dragon slayer Fic and first NaLa Fic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 458,305 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Laki O., Natsu D.] Pantherlily, OC
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 749,017 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 4,951 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Ascension by The BlackStaff and NightMarE reviews
Mawile just wanted to see the world. If that meant getting shackled to some human, so be it. No one told her that she'd need to fight dragons, deal with world-ending events, and keep her dopey trainer from collecting all sorts of useless team members. Well, at least she had her pokepuffs...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 373,614 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/1/2019 - [Red, Cynthia/Shirona] Mawile/Kucheat
Three Black Birds by Excited-Insomniac reviews
When Voldemort attacked the Potters on Halloween, the wizarding world hailed Harry's younger brother Thomas as The Boy Who Lived. But were they right? As Tom starts Hogwarts, wheels are set in motion, assumptions are questioned, and lives are changed forever. Harry's POV. Story is complete through the 2nd task, the rest posted as outlines. Adopted by Ashabel and contactbibliophile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 379,250 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 1/21/2021 - Published: 3/30/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] OC
ΚΑΤΑΡΧΗΣ by LoverBoi2000 reviews
Perseus didn't believe it. He couldn't believe it. Alexandros was supposed to be immortal, a demigod like the heroes of old. But then again, even those heroes died. The gods were fickle, and even they could not deny fate. Now, stuck in a world he doesn't understand, Perseus is forced to play a role he is ill-prepared for. Ancient Greece!AU beta'd by Vanadium Oxide
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Annabeth C., Grover, Percy J., OC
The Other Way by Slavok reviews
Taylor Hebert had never wanted to become a villain. That just happened as she made one desperate choice after another until she got in too deep to get out. This time, her journey as a cape leads her the other way.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,684 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 3/13/2019
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon - Complete
Overcoming The Odds by crimsonblackjack2741 reviews
After Karin has been captured and interrogated she is thrown into prison and forgotten by the world. Naruto decides to keep her company, Karin decides to just go along with it. Neither of them expected to fall for each other. How will their love prevail through metal bars and cold concrete? A tale of forbidden love, and the sacrifices needed to break the curse of fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,964 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Once Upon A Holiday by MrsRen reviews
Frigid. Boring. That's how Hermione Granger sees herself following a bitter breakup on the previous Christmas. Planning to make the annual trip home to her family, she's not looking forward to discussing her relationship status. That's where Harry comes in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,412 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 440 - Published: 12/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Civil Disobedience by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations. Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now? Well. Tom Riddle was a very very petty man, and nobody discriminates against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Complete
The Final Summer by Ceridwen Lucius reviews
Since the age of ten, Naruto spent every summer vacation with his aunt. Almost an adult, about to graduate, this would most likely be their last summer together. He had changed and so had she. Both of them were seeing the other in a different light. Their relationship itself would experience an irrevocable transformation neither one of them expected. AU/OC DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,426 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Naruto U., OC
Interrogating Midoriya by TruBearshark reviews
Led by Mina a group of 1-A students decide to interrogate Midoriya on what he's been doing with Hatsume after a few of them overhear conversations between the two.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - [Izuku M., Mei H.] - Complete
Master Dragneel by digemsmack reviews
Certain things seemed to line up just right to make it so that Natsu wouldn't be able to go to the S-Class exams. It all started with an urgent quest asking for him and from there it went downwards, but Natsu being himself wouldn't let that stop him. Will he be able to keep Fairy Tail afloat, or will it all come crashing down around him? Disclaimer I do not own Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 479,047 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Natsu D., Ultear M.] Merudy, Kagura M.
Quirky Companions by Veriqi reviews
Everyone knows that Bakugou and Midoriya are best friends, although no one really understands how. Yet if they don't want to trigger the formers temper or hurt the latters feelings, that's a fact of life they'll have to get used to. Said friends included.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2018
Hero Names by GeminiAlchemist reviews
Deku is a world renown hero. He saves people. He gives amazing interviews. He helps run an anti-bullying campaign. But this pro-hero always seems to change the subject when it comes to his choice for his hero name. Oneshot.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Izuku M., Katsuki B. - Complete
Biggest Fan by Eternal Love Song reviews
After a concert, Jirou is very surprised to meet an unexpected fan. [Aged up, Pro Heroes, Fluff] [Izuku x Jirou]
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/11/2018 - [Izuku M., Kyoka Jiro] - Complete
Spotlight by kamorge0 reviews
A fun V-Day spinoff of An Old Fox's New Trick. Not too fun, though. I do have a reputation to uphold.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2018
Within Interest by Silent Songbird reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,685 - Follows: 7,919 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
The Date by LemonJuicer reviews
During a rare occasion of peace and quiet, Naruto decides to make another go at the love of his life. Should he really let himself keep falling for her or should he let someone else help take his mind off what will never be? Naruto x Ino. Graphic smut. Lemon. A little bit of love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,803 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 4,647 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reporter Extraordinaire! by Dzarsos reviews
A one-shot crack!fic disguised as a Quibbler article. Luna interviews Fudge following the DoM disaster, putting a Qubbler spin on the state of the Wizarding World. Very slight cross-over with Mike Judge's "Idiocracy".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] C. Fudge - Complete
Unconventional by SoulOfAFangirl684 reviews
Theirs was an unconventional relationship, but they were oddly well-suited for the circumstances. Just because it was a little unconventional didn't make it any worse than any other relationships out there. Ace!Hinata, Aro!Gaara, Pan!Naruto Written for 2017 Asexual Awareness Week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Contemptuous Exemplar by Tatrin reviews
Yui... may have taken something by less than righteous means... in which Kirito is proud and Asuna froze upon the implications that her daughter might be following Kirito's more terrible quirks.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Yui - Complete
The Clichés by ElementofHeart reviews
A list of overused clichés, some taken seriously and others parodied, related to the relationship of Natsu Dragneel and Lisanna Strauss. Current chapter: leaving the guild [NaLi] [Mentions of NaLu]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [Lisanna S., Natsu D.] Lucy H., Robert
Robin's Adventure in Oz by pingo1387 reviews
During a strange sequence of events, Robin meets a scarecrow with no sense of direction, a skeleton with no heart, and a lion with no courage. Wizard of Oz parody.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Robin, unknown 1 - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 772 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Dawn's Sage by Panory Bro reviews
The toads raise Naruto to replace Minato as their summoner. Trained as a sage, Naruto will strike out to find his fellow jinchuriki. Just not in the way you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,148 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
The Price of Peace by Boranbolt reviews
Six years after the Fourth Ninja War the world still isn't peaceful. What will Konoha do against an unknown enemy with strange powers and a familiar enemy who is still after revenge when their overworked trump card is sick of being used, irritated by Konoha's hypocrisy, and tired of the endless fighting? Naruto X Hanabi with hints of Naruto X Sasame (mostly one-sided).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,962 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Silence by Sigi-san reviews
She saw that smile on his face, which screamed 'I love this person'. His pink hair falling into his dark eyes, which looked so full of happiness and love. She was at a loss for words as well. Not a single thought came to her mind, but the worst of it was; those eyes weren't directed at her. LucyxNatsuxErza. Rated T.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Erza S., Natsu D.] Lucy H. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 12,015 - Follows: 3,695 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 316 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Bloom reviews
To live. To die. Such is the cycle of life. The fate of all things is to grow and to wither. Our time here is all we ever know. But it is in this time that we learn to appreciate it. So we take the time we have and devote it to what we see best. Some do less and some do more. And so too are there some that shine, doing more than any could hope. All that is needed is time to bloom.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Naruto U., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
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