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Joined 09-05-05, id: 892001
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

One Shots:

Listed below because I'm way too lazy to see what I've posted and what I haven't.

Real Stories:

Vampire's Daughter- Somewhat of a cross between Anne Rice's books, Underworld and Harry Potter. Basically Diana is a Vampire who works for Voldemort and who is caught up in a prophecy. From there things are pretty typical: fights between characters, murder, blood, clubs, bitches in pink and baby blue, blah blah blah.

I've got about six other other stories/one shots started but yet to be finished. They might be out soon.

I mainly do SSHG, but I plan on doing a HGDM and other DM fics with OC. But everything I do is Harry Potter...


Harry Potter Fanfiction Pet Peeves:

Narcissa Malfoy

She is not a fucking whimp. She's not going to sit at home crying while her husband and son do all of Voldemort's dirty work. I know in HBP she seemed all weepy andall when she went to see Snape about the vow, but she was concerned. She is a MOTHER. It's female nature to want to protect your young. She grew up in the same house as BELLATRIX, as in the woman who gets drunk on pain and torture. How the hell can you not be tough after living with that?

Hermione/Ginny Friendships:

No where in any of the books does it say that Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley are friends. No where. It is automatically assumed that the two are friends because they are the only girls admist the Weasley boys and Potter. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE. It never says Ginny rides on the train with them (the trio), it always says she goes off to find her own friends. She does have her own friends, but Rowling has yet to give their names (other than her multiple boyfriends). I don't mean the two cannot be friends at all, but if Hermione and Ginny were so close as to tell each other all of what they said and did, who they did and how big they were, Rowling would have mentioned it.

Hermione Being Taken in and Included as one of the Weasleys:

I'm sorry, but I distinctly remember a section of Goblet of Fire in which Hermione's Easter egg from Mrs. Weasley was substantially smaller than that of Harry's and Ron's and Ginny's. I distinctly recall that the Weasley matron was not at all hesitant to believe the rumors published about Hermione's disloyalty to Harry. The Weasley family took Harry in as one of thier own because they felt sorry for him; he obviously had no real family. They are not so understanding of Hermione's life. I am willing to bet, with what I know of the characters, that were Hermione to make a decision that Harry did not approve of, the Weasleys would quickly cut all ties with the witch.

Harry Potter Being a 'Golden-Boy'

Harry Potter is not a hero. He is not a savior and he is not good incarnate.

Harry Potter was nothing more than a baby who's mother loved him, just like almost everyone else. There was nothing, no special power that he was born with that allowed him to 'defeat' Voldemort the first time. And this second time he is just a glorified teen who thinks the world revolves around him. You give any teenaged male the kind of attention and special treatment Dumbledore and most of the world gives Harry and you will have an egotistical brat that can do nothing on his own. Having put him on the House team his first year didn't help at all.

I've got some other issues with him, but we're going to leave it as is for now.

Dumbledore as "All-good" and "All-knowing"

Am I the only one who believes Dumbledore is a control freak? Well, was, I suppose. The man attempts to control any and all situations that might occur, whether they be in relation to the fight against Voldemort or within someone's personal life.

I'm not saying he's always awful, but no one is that good. No one is that calm and twinkly.

Personally, I'm a very big fan of fics that portray him as a bad guy.

Fanfiction Pet Peeves in General:

Grammar

All right, if you insist upon inflicting your writing talents (abysmal or astonishing as they may be) on the world, at least make it be so in a fashion someone can actually READ. Use correct punctuation, capitalization, everything.

Your subjects and verbs should agree. You should have both a subject and a verb to agree. If you're going to use gerunds and participles and infinitives, do so correctly. No dangling participles, no random gerunds. Know when a word is a preposition and when it is not.

Spelling

If you are going to use a word, spell it correctly. If you can't take the time to write it out with all the letters it should have included, don't take the time to write at all.

When you use a word, make sure it is really the one you want. I've seen through in the stead of threw and though in place of throw. And vice versa.I've even seen people misspell 'throne' (it was spelt 'thrown').

And, for the record, there are three ways to spell 'there,' and they all mean something different:

There indicates a place.

Their is apossessive pronoun and, therefore, only be used to show a group of people's possession of a thing. It should take the place of a noun. I should be able to insert a group of people's names, or a group name, in its place.

They're is a contraction. In full form it is they are. In formal writing contraction are prohibited, but as this is fanfiction and not foral writing, they are allowed. I use them often. If you do chose to use such literary tools, please use them correctly.

If you are going to use a word, use it correctly and know what it means. Please. As a reader of fanfiction I beg it of you.

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Secrets by maranjade reviews
HBP spoilers. Hermione thinks over all the secrets of her sixth year. The board was set, the pawns in place, and now it was the knights, full of secrets, time to move. Let's hope Hermione survives, for without the Queen, the game is lost and House Black may fall to ruin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ad vitam by GryffJr reviews
AU: The main purpose of time travel is to change the past; ...She would save them all, even with a cost of her own life..HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
An Overdue Intrusion by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
100 words, 8 chapters. Severus shows up somewhere uninvited to tie up loose ends before going on his way. Will he bid farewell or ruin a marriage?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
1,001 NIGHTS by Jocemum reviews
Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione attempts to save herself through the use of an old magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Comas and Crossword Puzzles by Aedammair reviews
“Do you realize I’ve been in a constant state of vexation since you had the most inconvenient notion to lapse into a coma?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Clean Me by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Snape returns to Hogwarts to leave a message for his beloved. What will happen when that person is there? Set after 6th book
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Whirl of my Life by septentrion reviews
Hermione finds a self writing parchment, and lets her curiosity gets the better of her. Written to answer prompt 11 of the Potter Place Fall 2006 Prompt Challenge challenge at the end of the fic. Nominated for the 2006 OWL awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Closet Poet by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
A one shot. Just when Severus has given up hope of finding a student worthy of the art he teaches, he stumbles across a book of poems written by Hermione and is forced to see her in a new light. T for some sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Outsmarted by PolarBear1200 reviews
Severus and Hermione are outsmarted by Ron. Unlikely I know But check it out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slytherin, the Witch and the Vanishing Cabinet by Ariadne AWS reviews
A Single Truth: A one shot response to O.W.L.'s Truthsayer Challenge. HGSS: Veritaserum from an unexpected source, a shove from another, and rose petals. Coauthored by TimeTurnerForSale and Ariadne AWS. Nominated in Multifaceted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
With a Kiss by Jenna Black reviews
Months after being taken hostage by the Death Eaters, Hermione has a visit that will change her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2006 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sticky by PolarBear1200 reviews
A Peeves plays a trick kind of story. It's sweet, really. Only a few chappies long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Trace Behind by Angeepang reviews
[Oneshot]. “Come here, Granger.” She didn’t know why, but she went to him. “Look over there across the street.” She focused her eyes on something moving but couldn’t quite make it out. “He’s a Death Eater. My back up in case you give me any problems.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wasting the Moonlight by Emiri reviews
Really, who needs homework? Certainly not Hermione. SSHG fluff. Read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Breath Of Wind by arctique48 reviews
The school is cold with disuse but Christmas Eve comes and Hogwarts has visitors. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Give Me Your Heat by DizzyDawn007 reviews
He broke her heart that one night...and she was left so cold...So why is Draco still following Hermione around? Little oneshot that's slightly AU. Great to be back! Dizzy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adhesion by HiddenAllusion reviews
HGSS Challenge response. A potions accident leaves our heros in a rather undesirable situation. AU since HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by SwissMiss1 reviews
Written pre-DH, AU. Hermione Granger, Professor for the History of Magic, sets out on a quest to prove that Snape isn't the evil Death Eater everyone still thinks he is...and finds more than she bargained for. HGSS. Over 100,000 hits! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,588 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by DistinctVagueness reviews
“Just like a Gryffindor. Nothing always goes your way, you know. Good doesn’t always prevail over evil and all that.” SSHG Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Returns by OnlyAtNight reviews
A new transfiguration teacher has come to Hogwarts at the request of Head Mistress Minerva McGonagall. One shot POV. My first story a bit rough around the edges.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Instead by Djamilla M reviews
Quid pro quo. Spike's telling secrets and so is Faye, stranded on the Bebop with no air conditioning, no lights, no smokes, and, strangest of all, no regrets. SF
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Faye V., Spike S.
Pomegranate by Winterbranch reviews
Hermione in a career no one would expect. Old-fashioned, down home, HGSS fluff, in a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Inappropriate Infatuation by katmd reviews
Odd, short one shot in which Severus leaves to take a break and ends up playing host to three Gryffindors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Innuendo by Aicho reviews
What would one bet change, apart from earning her detentions and losing her House Points? Surely nothing could go badly wrong? She should have known it would go bad! And it did as soon as she was begging on her knees in front of Professor Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Still Life by Imhilien reviews
With the war on, falling in love did not automatically guarantee Severus and Hermione a happy ending. But love can win through in the strangest of ways... (HGSS) (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three, Two, One by crazchica reviews
COMPLETE - “To another year of unchanging routines. New? Unlikely.” Challenge Response, HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not Long Now by DistinctVagueness reviews
This wasn't her home, she realised, with a start. Night after night, returning to his quarters had felt more like returning to her own. She’d even hoped that someday, that would be true. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Slow Hands by ExpectedAberrance reviews
I have never witnessed a more beautiful sight than the goddess draped over the couch in my sitting room clutching one of the most advanced texts I own; I believe I am jealous of the piece of furniture as well. Continuation of Lullaby and String Quartet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiccups by hpgirl reviews
Severus gets the hiccups and he can't get rid of them. Then Dumbledore gets involved... complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Importance of Self Control by katmd reviews
I really have no idea. Severus and Hermione do a little bickering. And stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
An Accurate Prediction by Ys reviews
Hermione hears the most disturbing scream and has to leave the side of her dark companion... One of my answers to the WIKTT Challenge: From 2 to 6. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cat's Cradle by Foxfire1 reviews
More of Jaenelle's adventures, from a Kindred perspective.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
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A Previous Engagment reviews
Harry and Ron are going after Sanpe and they want Hermione's help... just some fluff that's been sitting on my harddrive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everybody's Fool reviews
I know the truth now. I know who you are. And I don't love you anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome to My Nightmare reviews
Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're gonna like it. I think your gonna feel like you belong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete