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Author has written 16 stories for Hellsing, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Dragon Age.


Good God, it's been years since I first started writing Hellsing fics. I think I was in high school, and now I'm six years into university and feeling burned out over it. I'll admit my enthusiasm for Hellsing has finally burned out too (it only took about eight years), but I still love the characters. Pip x Seras is still one of my all-time favorite fictional couples, and I still enjoy "what if?" Alternate Universe situations where Seras and Dark Walter could end up together.

One thing that's changed is that I'm an avid Dragon Age fan. I've wanted to write several Dragon Age fics for years (at least since summer 2011), but felt it wasn't right starting new DA fics when I still had several Hellsing fan fics waiting in the wings. That's my problem though: I start tons of fics, but I'm not as good about finishing them. Before I start writing, I always have these grand ideas on how it'll go, but once I've actually started I don't like doing the work, plus I feel pressured to make it "perfect," thus the pressure makes writing unfun and thus I don't want to do it. Ugh, I'm so bad about that.

Good news: I fully intend to complete The Little Mermaid: Hellsing Style and Blood Innocence.

Bad News: I've deleted A Tangled Tale and Girl at the Window. I'm VERY SORRY to fans of those fics, but I'm DONE with "shy, submissive, erophobic maiden x out-going, easy-going, womanizing mercenary" stories. It used to be cathartic since I'm like Seras and have childhood sex trauma in real life, but now it's just painful to keep dredging up. I don't want to keep being reminded of how much it hurts and scares me, when these stories are supposed to be enjoyable fantasies. I also don't want to write about Seras and Pip dealing with her erotophobia anymore since I've gotten a boyfriend in real life, and we have to deal with this too. It's not cute or romantic to deal with in real life; it's painful, it's awkward, it's depressing, and it's not something I want to write about anymore. I'm very sorry to fans of those stories, but that's just how it has to be.

Favorite Hellsing Pairings:

Seras x Pip: a thoroughly interesting and tragically unexplored pairing since they're so different and yet so similar. They're naturally good, loyal people, but they have such different upbringings and reactions to those upbringings. She's the daughter of a police officer, he's the son of a mercenary. Her life fell apart when she saw her family get murdered, his view of himself as a good person fell apart when his grandfather revealed he was from a mercenary family. She held onto her morals despite living through one of the worst tragedies imaginable, and he basically resigned himself to being the "scum of the earth" because he took his news of his heritage as a prophecy. And yet, despite it all...

I think Pip x Seras is one of those few examples of "opposites attract" done right. On the surface, they're very different. She's a prude, he's a womanizer. She's high-strung, he's laid-back. She's rather prim and proper while he's rather scruffy and casual. She's shy and submissive while he's very charismatic and assertive. She's... honestly a bit simple (I LOVE her, but she is) while he's damn clever. She's English, he's French. I can go on. But underneath it all, she also has that bit of tomboyish scruffiness while he can also be gentlemanly and charming, so they have some common ground. They have similar core values. At their core, they believe it's wrong to murder innocent people, they will defend and avenge those unjustly targeted (like the victims of Millennium), and they will loyally stand beside and risk their lives for those they love. Also? They just bring out the best in each other. As others have pointed out, Seras brings out Pip's hidden heart of gold, while he brings out her hidden backbone.

Seras x Dark Walter: Second favorite pairing. I'll admit this doesn't stem from much, other than they look really good together and share a tender moment in volume/OVA 9. I think it's worth exploring though because they also have a subtle "opposites attract" theme that doesn't clash too much. She's sweet, warm, caring, rather uncultured and of course a bit of a tomboy. He seems cold, distant, taciturn, but also very cultured and refined. I think it's fun to explore because they were both such spitfires when they were kids, and clearly bring out good qualities in each other when he's "Dark Walter." She brings out his deeply buried kindness and the kind Walter she remembers compels her to try to reach out to him by wishing him good luck. And he doesn't bite her head off for trying the way Alucard does. It's worth exploring in an AU.

I've lost motivation for the others. While I like Seras x Captain in theory, I haven't been able to think of a proper story that doesn't feel forced or contrived. I don't like Integra x Alucard enough to write about them (plus, they have PLENTY of talented authors to explore their relationship), nor pretty much any of the other characters. Sorry everyone.

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Moonlight Sonority by DarkMignonette reviews
Say Policegirl, if one bangs a vampire...does that make them a necrophiliac?" // One-shot series, Pip x Seras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Pip, Seras
The Cost of Dying by darknessfollows reviews
A vampire without a voice. A voice without a body. And Seras is the only bridge between them. In exchange for what she desires most, she must act as translator in an effort to reverse an ancient curse, and free her master. AxS, Alternate Universe
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,693 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
A Smile In the Dark by DarkMignonette reviews
Entwining bodies and soft skin -- only one heartbeat. Shouldn't be doing this. But she's such a sweet girl. Smile Seras, for me? I'll try to chase the nightmares away. Oneshot Pip/Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Cravings by DarkMignonette reviews
Seras wished she could kill the hunger. She'll give all she has to fight it..until Pip Bernadette shows up and blows her concentration. Oneshot, // Slight PxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Fallen Angel by DarkMignonette reviews
The girl was beautiful, having the appearance of a saint. She was perfect, if you didn't mind the fact that she was dead and walking. Oneshot PipSeras
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
China Doll by Thess reviews
Once a week, Seras dresses up for her lover. But all symbiosis comes with a price to pay. Pip x Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Seras, Pip] - Complete
Sleep Walking by Thess reviews
"For our kind, blood is not the sole craving. We have other traditional means of nourishment, Police Girl. If you repress both urges, you'll lose control over one of them." Pip x Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2005 - [Seras, Pip] Alucard - Complete
Static by Thess reviews
The music was playing before the battle. Slight Pip x Seras. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - [Pip, Seras] - Complete
Warm by TeaRoses reviews
Mangaverse AU romance about Pip Bernadette and Seras Victoria. If one event had gone differently, what might the future have been like? One-shot. (P x S)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
Scarlet Thirst by Alucarda MetalHead reviews
SerasXPip Part 1 of my Hellsing romance short stories 'In a Glass Darkly'. This one is about Seras's feelings towards Pip and being a vampire. Very lemony, Pip-a-licious, and dark
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2004
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Alucard and Integra of Neverland reviews
One night Integra discovers a mysterious shadow in her nursery belonging to a beautiful boy named Alucard, who whisks her away to Neverland. There she encounters lost boys, natives, pirates, and the adventure of her life. ("Alternate Ending" has become the true ending.) (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,745 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Little Mermaid: Hellsing Style reviews
When the little mermaid Seras Victoria falls for the handsome Count Dracula, she trades her voice with the Sea Witch Zorin Blitz to walk the land by his side. However, as the Count leaves her in the care of his captain and arranges to marry another, she begins to question her choices in life and in love. (Some SxA, later SxP and IxA.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,079 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Alucard, Integra, Pip, Seras
Caution: Children At Play reviews
A series of one-shots on how I think various Hellsing characters would behave if they met each other as children. To quote Girlycard from Hellsing: "When you get down to the nitty gritty... this kind of thing's a kid fight. So look, we're kids!"
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,347 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Pip, Seras
Beauty and the Geese reviews
Seras is a prudish tavern maid working in a poor provincial town. The Wild Geese are perverted mercenaries quartered for the incoming war. The two clash in every way. However, when Seras is targeted by the unscrupulous town hero and the Geese's loyalty to the monarch is brought into question, can they look past appearances and stand by each other in their times of need? (PxS)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 128,277 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Blood Innocence reviews
Turned by the Vampire King and made to serve his deadly decadent court, Seras is mocked by her peers for her blood innocence and virginity. Learning of the sort of brothel in the dungeon, Seras descends just to see what's down there. Little can she imagine, she might just find the emaciated companion she needs in this corrupt underworld. (Short fic. A few chapters of PxS.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Pip, Seras
Feel Good Inc reviews
After Pip Bernadotte and his rock band rise to stardom, they start their own exclusive night club, the Feel Good Inc. However, Pip becomes disillusioned with the "fame" he obtained, and longs for something authentic and pure. Enter Seras Victoria, one girl untouched by the corruption. (PxS. One-shot. Feel Good Inc. re-imagining.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2014
Mr Brightside reviews
During the Victorian Era, Captain Pip Bernadotte comes to work for a strange brothel/cabaret/opium house run by vampires, and falls for one of the fledglings within. However, she is still bound to her master, who does not like sharing his toys... (One-shot. PxS. Implied AxS.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Alucard, Pip, Seras - Complete
Poor Thing reviews
Captain Bernadotte of the Wild Geese ship returns to London after being away for a year, hoping to reunite with the girl he loves. When she doesn't turn up, he goes looking for her. As he asks around, her former landlady reveals that a year ago, something happened to her. . . something not very nice. (One-shot. Sweeney Todd re-imagining with Hellsing characters. PxS)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Pip, Seras, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Bad Things reviews
Pip drinks alone in a seedy bar when he's entranced by a beautiful young woman. As the night wears on, he realizes that he wants to do bad things with her. However, what he doesn't know is that she wants to do bad things with him too. (A sort of prequel to Cry Little Servant. PxS)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Pip, Seras
Hellsing! The Genetic Opera reviews
Seras loses her memory and wakes in a world that has been taken over by Millennium. Walter takes her in and protects her from the new regime, but as time goes on, Seras begins to wonder if there's something he isn't telling her. AU Repo! The Genetic Opera re-imagining. (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Seras, Walter - Complete
Knife Ear reviews
While humans are all right with elves saving them from the darkspawn, they don't seem to be in a hurry to allow basic rights. Poor grammar is intentional, since the text is adapted from Rudyard Kipling's "Tommy."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
The Nightmare Before Disneyland reviews
After Sally takes Jack to Disneyland, he becomes as obsessed with the park as he was with Christmas, and is determined to take his place in the park as one of the Disney Canon lineup. A fictionalized version of how I think TNBC invaded Disneyland. (Complete.)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Little Match Girl reviews
Seras Victoria is a poor girl who must sell matches on the street to make a living. However, when passer-bys refuse to purchase her wares on New Year's Eve, she must use her matches to cope with the bitter cold. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Seras - Complete
Alucard reviews
Integra Hellsing is a lonely young girl who lives with her father in a reclusive castle in Transylvania; however, a carriage accident outside her home brings an unexpected friend into the family's care, a beautiful and mysterious girl: Alucard. (One more chapter)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,152 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Seras of the Selkies reviews
Seras is a seal maiden who is rescued by Alucard after being captured by cruel humans. Unable to return to the sea after her sealskin is destroyed, she must rely on Alucard if she is to survive on land. AxS (This story is complete. I am literally out of ideas for it. I'm so sorry.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Cry Little Servant reviews
During a vampire gathering, mercenary Pip Bernadette watches as Seras Victoria dances for the first time among her "sisters." Will she finally give in to her master's call or remain the servant vampire we all love? (PxS)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
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