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Author has written 6 stories for Dragonlance, Zeta Project, Harry Potter, Samurai Jack, and Portal.

Greetings.

I am an aspiring artist/writer. You can find some of my art by clicking my webpage button. As for the writing aspect; most of this stuff is a good decade aged. However, feel free to read my VERY OLD stuff below. Keep in mind how EXTREMELY ELDERLY these fics are and realize they are riddled with grammar horrors and spelling atrocities.

On that note: Writing resorces! Most of us on this site are still learning. We all want our fics to be the best they can be and, with a little research, they can. Here are some websites to help your writing. A little reading can go a long way! --(Omg, a cliche!)

How to write better Fan Fiction. A great and extensive guide. Good for the Fan or Original writer.

Writing-World. Help for most any kind of writing.

Advice on Novel Writing by Krawford Killian. From writing habits to researching publishers.

Writing FAQs and workshops by Holly Lisle. All kinds of advice from a professional. Meant for original stories, but good for any fiction writer.

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Learning to See by Yami no Ryu reviews
There's nothing that says adults can't believe, it's only that most of them don't. Then again, most of them don't have a son who's best friends with Jack Frost.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Jamie, Jack Frost, Sophie, OC - Complete
Clashing with Legends by routavaurio reviews
After a chance encounter with a strange boy, S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers catch wind of a mysterious group called the Guardians. They might be a new threat, or they might be hidden allies, older than any of them had imagined. And the longer it takes to decide what to do about them, the worse everything gets... (Sequel now up and in progress)
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,309 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jack Frost - Complete
Inside the Wallpaper by Queen of the Red Skittle reviews
Something is killing the children of Burgess. An unwilling Jack must join forces with an equally-unwilling Pitch to save them.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Ties by SkiesOverGideon reviews
After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,990 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Dooky Happens by Coniine reviews
Zim had forgotten. Dib never realized. All it took was an intergalactic war for Zim and Dib to see that there was no time for a kids game. -light ZADR, rated for violence-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Zim, Dib
Dissimulate by Grandiose Me reviews
Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,850 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Fall to Ruin by It's The Krys reviews
This morning, I began with my usual schedule planned. Now, I find myself running for my life and relying on my greatest enemy for support as the last shreds of humanity fall around me. My only hope now is that we can trust each other enough to survive.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Zim, Dib
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Ghost Of You by theScarlettWeasel reviews
Kovacs has always been good at analyzing the trees, but Rorschach is best at burning down the forest. Chapter 5.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Never Quite Normal by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Souvenirs by Senri reviews
When Zim left earth he took a few things to remember it by. This is it, kids.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,378 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Perfect Place by Rallalon reviews
Chan, she loves him, tho.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor! by Tawa bids you good day reviews
A mysterious collapse leaves the Doctor trapped in a human hospital. Rose must figure out his illness, and of course save the world, without his voice in her ear. [10th era.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,138 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Going On by Dust Traveller reviews
A question posed to you, is it really hatred when it's all that keeps you alive? If you're all that's left of the human race can you really be called human? When do the lines blur...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,513 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Dib
The Founder's Pendants by Spiral Digger reviews
Snape POV. Written before HBP. The spirit of Salazar Slytherin has been released into an unwilling Snape and as the charismatic Founder takes charge of his body, Severus discovers the only way to regain control is through his own Slytherin cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,344 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Only Live Twice by thejennamonster reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE! After an accident that puts Dib in a coma, he must prove that his soul is worthy of reinstatement. Wow, I'm bad at summaries...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Love Bites by Dave reviews
Just when Entreri begins to get used to his new life, a vampire comes to Garrilport to create his power base, forcing Entreri to join the fight. Another "Art of Being Entreri" sequel.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,245 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004
Falling Feels Like Flying by erinflanagan reviews
When Escher Griffin is taken hostage by a ressurected and desperate Doc Ock, she finds herself in the middle of a battle between the forces of good, evil, deadly assassins, and very spiffy science...LAST PART NOW UP.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,348 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Slytherin Boy by Sombra de Severus reviews
Severus Snape is striken with a botched Potion, and his life unwinds. He finds that his life becomes entangled with those around him, causing chaos and mayhem at every turn. Anger, confusion, and death at every step. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,562 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Severus S.
The Final Duel by d'arthur reviews
When Entreri discovers that Drizzt is still alive, he must make an agonizing choice. Confront or be content? This story started as a Drizzt story, until Entreri's character took over the writing. It's much more character-driven and interesting now.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
Peculiar Institution by Dreamwhisper reviews
A/U Earth has been conquered, but the humans aren't completely pacified. The Tallest have a plan to fix this --- they hope....
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,467 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003
The Eta Project by LTC reviews
Ro and Zee on the run from the NSA meet up with a strange new ally...Edit finished- the last two chapters are completely changed & an Epilogue added.
Zeta Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
Twelve Again by Dhrelva reviews
After Professor Snape fails to return from a Death Eater meeting, Hagrid finds a young dark-haired boy who believes the year is still 1968. The victim of an experimental time-reversal potion, young Severus tries to adapt to a changed world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,686 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort
Wicked Webs and Spider Bites by akaSpiderWoman reviews
FINALLY!! CHAPTER 12!! Read, read, read, read! A big twist is coming into play... See ya next chapter!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,454 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002
The One Who You Fear by SJO reviews
Fred and George mess up while practicing for their O.W.L.s and bring Jack into Hogwarts. Dumbledore asks Jack to stay to keep an eye out on a mysterious, new school governor. What is the danger? Voldemort? Aku? Both? Neither? Read and find out!
Samurai Jack - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,166 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Complete
Mayday Parker, Spider Girl by Tokoyo reviews
Mayday Parker is fifteen years old when she discovers the truth about her missing father, Peter Parker. But there are other people in New York besides innocent bystanders...who aren't pleased with the thought of a new hero in town...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,798 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Complete
Retribution by Raina1 reviews
When a world is torn by war there are battles we fight outside ourselves and then there are those we fight within. Future fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,690 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Nova Z by Kim Hoppy reviews
Something's wrong with Zeta. Could it be a lifetime program, which will terminate any synthoid programmed with it? Or is it something else, something worse? Or something better?
Zeta Project - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Art of Being Entreri by Dave reviews
The title really says it all. This story takes place a few months after "The Silent Blade." I thought of the story before "Servant of the Shard" came out, so it doesn't follow with that book.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 99,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2001 - Published: 2/8/2001
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Wheatley's First Christmas reviews
Back in the days of yore, The Aperture staff enjoy a holiday themed laugh at Wheatley's expense.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Low on ideas reviews
Aku is having troble thinking of new ways to kill Jack.
Samurai Jack - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the reviews
This is my first Harry Potter story. Please read and tell me if I should continue with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003
What am I doing in a sewer? reviews
Stinkbugs, car chases and someone loses a finger! My first Fan Fic! I own nothing please don't sue.
Zeta Project - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Complete
raistlin's demise? reviews
Caramon does what he should have done a long time ago... completed
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Complete
white lady reviews
raistlin awakens to find a lady, a lady glowing with white lite, beken him and plea for his help
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002
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