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Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Age.

Time for a new beginning.

For a few years, I was a member of a concrit collective here on site. It was fun, but that bird has flown. I'd like to start posting my work again. I miss sharing my fanfiction. If you are new to the party, welcome. If you've been 'round these parts before, welcome back. You might remember some of my old fanfiction from days gone by; they are reposts, so rest assured you are not losing your mind if you think you're experiencing deja vu. I will eventually post links to my other sites and my professional site (as soon as I go there myself and clean up, it's been a while) here on my profile page.

It's good to be back.

Unedited version of Winter's Touch: http://archiveofourown.org/works/492071/chapters/859799

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Solo Moments by Iverna reviews
A series of vignettes centered around the Solo kids as they grow up. Nothing too serious, just an exploration of some of the more normal moments of their lives.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Leia O., Han S., Jaina S., Anakin Solo
Mother Goose of the Tower by Janec Shannon reviews
Nursery rhymes for the little magelings.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Amell, Surana
Fortunes not according to the book by Phoenike reviews
"Duncan is dead. He is not a danger to you, my dear." She smiled bitterly. "So you say, Alistair. But dead men have a certain advantage. You cannot fight them. Therefore, they always win."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,865 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - [Duncan, Alistair]
All That I'm Living For by AlwaysDarkestBeforeTheDawn reviews
A sequel to the infamous My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie! It is winter break at Hogwarts, but Ebony or Enoby will soon be caught up in another web of lies, deciet and betrayal as she tries to once again defeat Voldemort/Voldymint/Darth Vader!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Draco M., OC
Fractures by Miri1984 reviews
The Chantry is suspicious of the Wardens. Anders and Neria find out things about their pasts. Apostates and Malificar abound. Alistair faces political challenges. I am temporarily unable to write summaries. Set in the Losses/Consequences universe.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 86,596 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Anders, Surana - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Duty's Choice: The Bastards of Ferelden by Willowstead reviews
After the pain of "Duty" and the trials of "Duty's Journey" Elinora Cousland has finally returned to Alistair & is ready to take up command of the Wardens of Ferelden. But the ghosts of the past will not stay quiet & something new is on the rise...R&R!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,732 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Alistair, Cousland
Love and Levirate by JessicaJones reviews
Alistair was not Cailan. He was only a collection of similar shortcomings, wearing her dead husband's face.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Anora, Alistair - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by Liberty Roth reviews
All she wanted was a well-deserved rest after saving Ferelden, but it looked like her newly appointed status of Warden-Commander was going to postpone that. And then there was him to consider. Anders/fem Cousland. Spoilers for Awakening.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Cousland, Anders - Complete
Of Oubliettes & Obligations by Quiddities reviews
A look into Basch's time in Nalbina Dungeon and eventually beyond. After almost a year of no updates comes a new chapter! 5/14/10
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Basch
Noisome Incendiaries by Meridaring reviews
Various, unrelated, oneshots. Ongoing.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008
Stumbling by Madam Pudifoot reviews
“I’m going to be a what!” His voice is a high pitched trill, though he can’t find it in him to be embarrassed, so great is his shock at the moment. --- A humorous misunderstanding leads to some tender moments between Alistair and his lady.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Fortune's Misfortune by iloveit reviews
AKA Dario Would Never Do Anything This Stupid. Vague fortunetelling and well meant encouragement send Karsh on a bizarre quest to capture Riddel’s affections once and for all.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2006
A Midsummer Masquerade by Quiddities reviews
A cracktastic little tale about a crazy shin-dig at the Ambervale.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Vaan, Penelo - Complete
Prisoner of Fate by gunshou reviews
Imprisoned, Basch's sanity frays in the blackness beneath Nalbina, while his twin finds the stains on his honor harder to bear then the blood on his hands. Vayne Solidor has greater plans for the brothers than either of them ever dreamed.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Basch, Vayne
Snow Covered Horizons by King Of Jellybean Land reviews
Successor to a coveted throne torn asunder by the death of its first heir, a prince must rely on the strength of a proud and quick-tempered Yautja Warrior to survive the fury of demonic assassins and scheming cousins seeking to end his life. A yaoi, m/m.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
The Phoenix Wright Kink Meme Collection by Dot Warner reviews
Deliveries made via the mind of one somewhat twisted writer. And yes, this means I am the anon who wrote these stories.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008
Eagle and Basilisk by fluidstatic reviews
Can Basch trust the pirate and Viera who have broken him out of prison? Rated for violence.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Basch - Complete
Foreign Perspectives In Leather Pants by kinky boot fiend reviews
An epic journey, told through the eyes of I, the most stunningly gorgeous, fantastic and absolutely marvelous Prince of Rozzaria, Al-Cid Margrace.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Al-Cid
Harder Than It Looks by gunshou reviews
Written for a friend's prompt: "Larsa doing his best to deal with diapering a squirmy baby". He brokered peace for half the world, but a blond girl utterly defeats him.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Larsa, Penelo - Complete
Gal Girl Y! by UndeadOrpheus reviews
Everyone hates Mary-Sues. But what happens when the universe she's inserted into fights back? She may be drop-dead gorgeous and super powerful, but nothing will stand between Zero and his love. Rated T for mild language and extreme silliness.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - X, Zero
Anchor by Qwi-Xux reviews
It had taken a lot of time and hardships, but they had finally found their place together...at least until the loss of her memories brought her back to the beginning. -Cloud/Tifa- complete
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,197 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Astilbe by Laguna's twin sister reviews
Flowers may still do the trick, the Emperor thought, for in the end he was still just a boy, hoping to reach a woman’s heart.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Larsa, Ashe - Complete
My Immortal by WC43 reviews
It needed to be done. The infamous My Immortal, brought into certifiable english. Combined chapters, understandable plot, less Mary Sue! Draco's POV for fun, makes more sense if you've read the original, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Draco M.
Me, Afraid? Never! by darkdisaster16 reviews
FranxBalthier Blthier is suffering from Astrapophobia and Fran trys tries to help him out of it.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Fran, Balthier - Complete
Armor Of The Fallen by SharperImage reviews
When Basch Faces off against the Judge of Wings in the Paramina Rift, he faces more than just the metal ferocity. For Illusions are hard to see through.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Fabula Ex Animo FFXII by AikoShinobi reviews
UPDATED! Basch comes back to Rabanastre after almost two years of absence, to find that nothing has really changed. Or has it? M for mild alcohol use and some sexual content in later chapters. Basch/Ashe, other pairings, OCs. Complete, finally!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,266 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Basch, Ashe - Complete
FF12: Random Bits 00 by Nashiil reviews
Final Chapter uploaded. Vaan and Penelo have planned a little get together with their friends. But they are finding that reunions don't always go as planned...
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Santa Who? by PfenixB reviews
Sephiroth is forced into a Santa costume to entertain local orphans. Zack is highly amused. I had too much fun writing this for them to have a chance of being in character. Sephiroth is whining.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII Haiku by UndeadOrpheus reviews
I like haiku. I like Final Fantasy VII. I like poking fun. You do the math. Rated for my potty mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
THE GREATEST AVATAR STORY EVAR by Zuko's Flamethrower PWNS j00 reviews
What the title says. No, srsly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Without Reason by Qwi-Xux reviews
Everyone wants something to live for, and once they have found it, they will not relinquish it. Not for the entire world. Six part story detailing different points in Ashe and Basch's lives. -complete-
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Ashe, Basch - Complete
Peculiar Speech by Daemon hunter reviews
The soldiers in Reks’ unit often said that Captain Basch had a peculiar manner of speaking. He hadn’t reckoned on it being quite this peculiar though. Just a silly oneshot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Reks, Basch - Complete
The Promise of a Dragon by TheWelcomeStranger reviews
Revised and Edited. COMPLETE. A take on Chihiro and Kohaku, that puts a whole new perspective on Spirited Away. Please Review!
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Solving A Little Problem by Basched reviews
Basch gets the shock of his life in the bathroom. When a new problem "arises" what can one do with a princess who is looking for payback? WARNING: Some strong sexual content and silliness.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Ashe, Basch - Complete
In Our Allotted Time by Daemon hunter reviews
Sometimes a hated enemy can become a friend through the most unusual of circumstances. Set in-game
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ashe, Basch - Complete
Male Bonding by DarkSilverHawk reviews
It's not like they had anything better to do, after all. Drabble.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Vayne, Gabranth - Complete
Go the Frick to Sleep by difficile reviews
“I beg your pardon? Would you care for a kick in the groin?” Balthier asked, and Vaan flinched at the thought. Sharing a bed with Balthier wasn't fun; Basch could agree with that - when would they shut up? Maybe some blackmail would do 'em some good.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
To Despair in Solitude by Sweet Valentine reviews
Penelo, bruised and bloodied, tries her hand at waxing philosophic while stuck in the Bangaa's den. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Penelo - Complete
5 Times Basch Has Had A Sinking Feeling by Mariagoner reviews
Surely no mere man could live so long and be so good-looking with surprises confronting him constantly... Fran/Basch, Vossler/Basch, Ashe/Basch, Penelo/Basch, Larsa/Penelo, Vaan, Basch/World/Orgy.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Basch, Ashe - Complete
Permanent Mark by Basched reviews
Sequel to my story "The Next Morning" Basch finds a new wound that could ruin his future.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Heavens by MyWonderfulOblivion reviews
Balthier has reached his limit and Fran is always there for him. Rated T for character death.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Singapore Standard Time by Punk Maneuverability reviews
Earth people are weird.
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Bahamut by a certain slant of light reviews
Twas the night before Bahamut and all through the Strahl... ჯ parody poem. BalthierAshe, BaschFran, VaanPenelo. Happy Holidays!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Class and the Sandwich by Burningbridges reviews
RE1 parody. A teacher and five students take a field trip and end up in Spencer Mansion, not knowing that the whole place is full of monsters. Will the STARS be able to keep these six idiots alive? Probably not.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Days of the Phoenix by In The Beginning reviews
[Sequel to DoD] Their deaths had not been in vain... people continued to fight for their cause. May the words of the Damned live on forever... [Complete]
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
It Is Enough by sapereaude13 reviews
Princess. Pirate. Viera. Knight. Glimpses of how their relationships intertwine and evolve from pregame to postgame. Contains adult situations. BalthierAshe. BalthierFran. BaschAshe. BaschFran. Yes, I'm serious. Basch and Fran POV.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Thanatos by Mariagoner reviews
Vossler has at least 20 ways of finding reparations for lost causes. VosslerAshe, VosslerBasch, VosslerBalthier, VosslerPenelo.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Vossler, Ashe - Complete
Air Garden by Dale Mallows reviews
Series of Final Fantasy VII based haiku, mainly concerned with romance or loss.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
In Opposites by aorin reviews
The one where truth are often spoken in contradiction
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Ashe, Basch - Complete
A Cup Of Wine From The River Lethe by Ayien reviews
It hurts, somewhere deep inside, to realize that she is no longer Basch’s Queen, and he is no longer her knight. [Basch, Ashe] Betaed by Mithrigil.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Breathe by icor reviews
The night before Bahamut falls, nobody sleeps. [BalthierFran, BaschAshe, Penelo, Vaan]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
To Death by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Cid is getting older, and Vincent isn't. Fourpart CidVin deathfic. Slash. Rating on the safe side for mature themes and language. COMPLETED.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
A History of Sin by Mariagoner reviews
Do you ever wonder, she will ask him thrice, why it is that the people you love don't stay? Lopsided VosslerAshe, Basch, Rassler.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Stigmata by Touch of Gray reviews
Or, the theory of moving targets. A Basch one shot, in thirteen parts. [When do the scars fade?]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Empty Nest by Cygna-hime reviews
In his own way, Cid would do anything for his son.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Atheism by Mariagoner reviews
In a life like Basch's, the gods are not welcome.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Of Bars and Bets by TheShoelessOne reviews
CHAPTER TWO: In which Ashe misses her skirt and Basch suffers.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Captive Grace by leviathanmirror reviews
FFXII vignettes, focusing mostly on Basch and Ashe. [spoilers][Ashe x Basch] 9 [Sway] changes the rating, it also introduces a secondary slash pairing.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006
In No Particular Hurry by Esse reviews
The game is full of time wasters. Seeking Semclam Shells instead of Heroically Heroing is one of them.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006
Mechanical Resonance by Sephulbadis reviews
The triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Cid H., Yazoo - Complete
Yangus' Guide To Item Liberation by Shaun Garin reviews
[Dragon Quest VIII] The age old improbability of waltzing into an occupied house and plundering everything of value obviously has practical merit when Yangus is involved.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Escapades of the Less Than Liquor Tolerant by Pen Against Sword reviews
When Cid spikes the punch, things happen. Possible OOC due to drunkenness. Rated for strong language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Better than Chicken Soup by Lena Ban Obsidian reviews
Glenn has a cold during the holidays. who will cheer him up?
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2002
You Will Not Have A Boyfriend For A Long Time by Keiraun reviews
A little ficcy about Leena's love life! Shocking revelations about Lisa, Nikki, and the Glenn-beating Riddel, go Riddel BEAT THAT GLENN with that sharp stick! **Chapter Two now UP!** Answering infinite questions, can Karsh scrub? Can Norris dance? ENJOY!
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Unseen Ending by Bonnie E reviews
Based on Chrono Cross. My first attempt a comedy in a long time. So...what did happen to everyone at the end of the game?
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2000 - Complete
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Night Terrors
These Tainted nightmares only manifest themselves in the dark, as light fades and shadows fall. A collection of Dragon Age shorts to be read in the dark. Rated for graphic depictions of violence and character death. This fic features all the Grey Wardens past their Joining, and their megrims.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Alistair, Anders, Nathaniel H., Velanna
Winter's Touch
Saved from the hangman's noose, Anders has much to thank Leonie Caron for...but can he let go of his selfish ways before time runs out for them both? Rated for graphic violence, sensuality (in later chapters), adult language, and adult situations. Heavily edited version. F!Caron x Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,751 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Anders, Caron
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