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Joined 09-07-05, id: 893171, Profile Updated: 07-06-08
Author has written 4 stories for Teen Titans, Inuyasha, and Naruto.

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8/24/07
As far as stories go, I tend to focus predominantly on one-shots than making full chaptered stories, mainly because it takes me forever to write my one-shots and I know that I'd never be able to update as much as I'd like. My parents constantly harp on me for spending too much time on the computer as it is, and with the summer coming to a halt I know that schoolwork would be a big obstical for me. So, I'm sorry to anyone that has a story alert on any of my fics, but I don't think there'll be any additional chapters coming along anytime soon.

However, I have been thinking about some companion-fics for Father to Son that may or may not make it on to FF.net depending on whether my muse ever comes back or not. Of course, everyone knows that reviews are the magic cure for writer's block (or stubborness, for that matter) so if you are really serious about any companion-fics then I strongly encourage more reviews :)

I have an idea for a companion-fic that I'm thinking about calling Photograph, which actually I'm in the process of writing. Its plot basically has Sakura walking around the Uchiha manor looking at all of her and Sasuke's pictures and reflecting on them. The main similarity is that they have the same number of kids as they do in Father to Son and have the same names as well. There are also a few notable differences personality wise, but they will be revealed when I finally publish it. I can tell you one thing, though - it ain't gonna be no shortie like Father to Son was. I'm not even near halfway done and it's three pages. And one more thing - it won't be a songfic. However, I will have a few exerpts from 'Photograph' by Nickleback in there. Again - not. a. songfic.

If you have any ideas for a photopraph that would appear in my fic, just review one of the stories and include the basic structure of the photograph and I'll try and squeeze it in.

Ciao.


12/13/07
Obviously, Photograph has not been posted yet and instead I decided to go and write a Gaara/Hinata for the heck of it. Better is One Day can easily be taken as a one-shot, and eventually I plan on adding two more chapters to it - one for Gaara's POV up until his death, and one for Naruto. I'm taking my time with Photograph and I'm not obsessing myself with it too much - meaning that I'll only work on it when I feel like it and write chunks at a time rather than writing it all in one go, just for the sake of getting it done, which is what I did with Better is One Day. It's probably why I only got two reviews for the first chapter. There are several factors that could have crippled its success, including how everything happened too fast, it was too long, or it just wasn't as entertaining as Father to Son was. However, I'd like to thank my two reviewers. It's better than getting nothing, and I'm thankful that they took the time to give me some feedback.

Ciao.


7/6/08
As far as my hiatus goes, I'm sorry to say that I have not worked on Photograph or Better is One Day at all...the computer has been going through some glitches and I have to admit that I've lost the work I've done so far, which means that I'll either need to start from scratch, which I really don't want to do, or I'll scrap both projects entirely. The the chances of the latter occuring are extremely high, and I apologize to those who've enjoyed my work so far.

I've moved on to mainly original fiction, which is what I'd like to stick with since it makes sense for me to hone my skills as an author writing stories as practice for a breathing audience as opposed to being an author writing for an online community. I enjoy it here, but to be honest, it just seems more practical to write about my own characters rather than ones owned by someone else who is actually making a living with them. I'm sure most of you can see where I'm coming from on this subject. So, today I say goodbye to Fanfiction.net and all of you aspiring authors.

I've created an account under the same penname on FictionPress but I've only posted two poems that have gotten very little if not any attention, which I have no problem with since they were projects for school (the first one being written in 6th grade and the second being written this past year when I was a freshman) and the effort put into them was extremely forced. The only reason I posted them was just out of curiousity to see who would respond. I won't post any original work until the manuscript is completely finished. I've gotten large chunks of some stories done, but as I have mentioned before, if it becomes an obligation to write something that it is likely that I will procrastinate enough that I won't work on it at all, which is ultimately a disappointment to myself and others.

Thank you to everyone who has reviewed any of the work that I've published. You put a smile on my face everytime I get one :)

With love,
Alexa

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Holding out for a Hero by Little Minamino reviews
Time is running swiftly out for our heroes. Will they survive long enough to fulfill their destany or will the hope of their Village fade with their lives? Only time will tell..what's left of it. Itahika SasuSaku Naruhina etc. FINALLY UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 140,989 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Punk'd: The Fred And George Way by Lexi The Writer reviews
Fred and George punk people. Chp 6: Surprise Punk'd. Caution: If you die of laughter everytime you read funny stuff I advise you not to read this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 8/27/2005 - George W.
Itachi Must Die! by Ouha-chan reviews
SasuSaku. A series of short stories involving swift, nonsensical demises for Uchiha Itachi under completely ridiculous and even retarded circumstances. The Holiday Specials conclude! Omake 24 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Missy, I'll Make a Girl Out of You by Ruru Kitsuneko reviews
Sasuke gets enrolled by Itachi in an all girls school as a practical joke. Itachi's betting he won't last four years without turning gay. Can Sasuke prove him wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oro chan by Ada Kensington reviews
One shot, written as a thank you for 100 reviews for A Day in the Life. Oro chan is a missing moment from that fic, but can easily be read on its own. In it, Chiyo comes to visit the home of a three year old Orochimaru and finds him a bit of a handful...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Teen Titans: Stuck In An Elevator by Lexi The Writer reviews
What would happen if the teen titans were stuck in an elevator? For three days? With terrible elevator music? And it happens to be for a reality show? New Story from Lexi The Writer so expect humor.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005
The Uchiha Chronicles by Kitsurubami reviews
Welcome to TUC, the adventures of Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke when they were younger! [Sequel now up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Not Too Sexy by Rekka'Zaal reviews
I'm Too Sexy song parody. Why? Because I could.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Kakashi H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A complete Idiot's guide to: Mary Sues! by The Mary Sue Slayer reviews
What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Annoying the Teen Titans by The Astrology Nerd reviews
All Gertrude wants is a chance to ruin every Titan's day, but she messes up each time. Really badly. No pairings, but you can safely blame Gertrude for that, too.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
How Not To Write InuYasha Fanfiction by sentinel28 reviews
In the tradition of How Not To Write Evangelion Fanfiction, I turn over the writing to Kagome Higurashi, who has some things to say about writing. She's opinionated, but better looking than Gendo Ikari.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Last One In by next- world domination reviews
Survivor, Harry Potter style: 14 lucky contestants will be locked into the Room of Requirement for 2 weeks. Who will be the last one remaining, winning 1,000,000 galleons? The rules are simple…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P.
Meet Nari! by in-spur-ay-shun reviews
Poor Kakashi. What did he ever do to deserve babysitting Iruka's hyper teenage sister while he was away on a mission? Oh yeah, he just happened to be the only one available. No pairings yet just craziness and lots of cheese. LOTS of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kakashi H.
Inuyasha's Doom by Neko-Cat-Sama reviews
Inuyasha is faced with a horrible demise. This is a very short oneshot comedy
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Inuyasha Meets Brainfreeze by Ayekachi reviews
Exactly what the title says
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Konoha Television: Sensei Swap by TheAprilFool reviews
When Tsunade gets bored of the shows on TV she decides to make her own. BoBoBo's team is tied with Kaakshi's with the fate of Konoha in Kakashi's hands. And that's not good. CATKASHI ENTRY TO FANFIC CONTEST
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
An Uchiha and a Cat by Blizzie-chan reviews
An Uchiha hates cats. An Uchiha never loses. An Uchiha loses to a cat. How ironic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Big Bang by Heian Edenwood reviews
Final chapter is up. Pretty much tear invoking. Christian fic. Please read and rate.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Raven - Complete
Sir Pranksalot by Tailia reviews
Sakura and Naruto make a bet about who can prank the unprankable...Kakashi...humor will DEFINITELY ensue! I know this looks like some other stories at first glance but it's really original
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Everything can be found on Ebay by chaotic pink chocobo reviews
Hello Daniel, your moving to Wisconsin. I just bought your mother on Ebay.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Christmas Carol by Sophiax reviews
COMPLETE! Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, and Arthur Weasley as Bob Cratchit, LV's clerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
TV Lyoko Go! by neon flights reviews
Did your living room blow up or did a monkey steal your TV? Have no fear, for TV Lyoko is here! A fun fanfic full o' CL spoofs of commercials and shows!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2005
Welcome to Hogwarts by flyingpiggies reviews
Beast Boy is enslaved as a house elf and Raven takes the Defense Against the Dark Arts job to buy him out. Yet with a relatively attractive teacher the same age as the students, there is bound to be trouble.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Raven
XANA Induced Sugar Highs For Dummies by neon flights reviews
Why is it always the innocent things that make people run around screaming? If you love reading about people being hyper, this is the fanfic for you! Hinted UxY [longish oneshot, lotsa funnyness]
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Blue Suede Stilettos by CordsCool reviews
Oh the fun that can be had at Voldy manor! General silliness. Enjoy! No discalimer up but to clarify, I don't own anything! ONe Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Attack of the Mary Sues by next- world domination reviews
What happens when an army of Mary Sues bewitch the general population of Hogwarts into falling in love with them and cause other catastrophes? Now it’s up to the teachers to save the wizarding world… Can they do it with Dumbledore and Harry acting idiotic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Harry P.
Grandfather's Secret by Blitzdreamer reviews
What does the future hold for Kagome and Inuyasha. lets find out by the only source that knows, Kagome's Grandfather. InuKag (oneshot)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Please, Kagome? by Gummy reviews
Just a one-shot about Inuyasha begging Kagome for a certain something....
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Fair Weather Friends by Oboebyrd reviews
Raven dies...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2003
How Yami Stole Christmas by High Crystal Guardian reviews
Ever read (or seen) "How the Grinch Stole Christmas?" Well, here's a new twist to that well-known story, starring Yami Bakura! Quite funny, if you take the time to read it...rated for a few bad words (Bad Bakura!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2002
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Better is One Day reviews
GaaHina, NaruHina. [I was sixteen when the counsel decided I would be wed to Gaara...] And somehow, they fell in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Father to Son reviews
Uchiha Kai finds out his parent's expectations for his new marriage the hard way. Sasuke and Sakura want grandchildren. Now. hints of SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Biggest Mistake reviews
Hey Kagome! Check out my new grill! Blink. What.Did.You.Do? My biggest mistake: I took him to the mall, and I left him alone. Slight InuKag. Warning: Inuyasha is waay OOC.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Gym Class reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to Raven during her little 'gym class' in Mad Mod? Oneshot! First fic, random humor. Flames make me giggle.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Raven, Mad Mod - Complete
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