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Joined 09-08-05, id: 893462, Profile Updated: 01-13-08
Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Comics, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Artemis Fowl.

Hello there.

This is a very, very redundant and inactive account i started like four years ago. I think.
I'd be superuberfantabulously happaayye if you reviewed my stories.
or did anything to indicate that you liked them.
Like 50 of you, I cringe when I read my fics.

In 2005, I loved Artemis Fowl, which explains why the fics were centered around him. I want you to read Adora cos it's lame ;D

When Your Eyes Say It is dead until I re-discover my nonexistant love for manga! Not that manga isn't interesting or whatever.

You say Twilight and I swoon!
Find me a real life Edward Cullen and I'll give you all the money in my bank account (which totals up to a grand ten dollars)

"I dazzle people?"- Edward Cullen
"I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that's actually not the case."- Edward Cullen (again)

heh, imma go crazy ;D

http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/31943/2134121/1/, for quotes that would clog up my whole profile page.

I Live to Love
Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse. tempt me with the fics! ;D
Archie comics in bulk
Harry Potter's Dramonie!
Jodi Picoult
Golden Compass and the shebang
Artemis Fowl

EdwardCullenxBellaSwan FTW! 3

&I love to play squash (not that anyone here would care)

And to help friends advertise,
Miffy-Chan & purplesnowflakes
go read their fics!

and zarah joyce is the best writer I've ever seen in the whole ffic.net, so go read hers!

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Fatal Addiction by Duskywhiterose reviews
Sequel to 'Love Quadruple'. Archie's gone forever and Jughead's blaming himself for it. Veronica wants to bring back the old Jughead, but what she doesn't realize is that doing so could change her forever.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2005
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
To Be A Dragon by Keres Weiland reviews
Draco Malfoy is a killer, been to Azkaban, and somehow beat the system. At least, that's what everyone says. What will happen when this killer decides that he likes a certain Gryffindor, namely, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,626 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3788 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Over Spilled Milk by apocalypse cabaret reviews
There's no use crying. AU. All Human. In which Edward Masen isn't a stuck up jock, Emmett McCarty isn't a transvestite, Alice Brandon isn't ADHD, and Rosalie Hale isn't glued to her mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Kicks and Kisses by Miffy-Chan reviews
Two five year old kids, Shippou and Rin, conspirate to get Kagome and Sesshoumaru together. Throw in an empty headed hanyou cursed to be a dog and you get disaster. Will love prevail with Naraku snooping about? This story takes place in the modern era.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,738 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Experiment by genies9 reviews
[QuilxClaire] Quil imprinted on Claire when she was 2. But what if their relationship didn't go quite as planned? And how will their friendship be put to the test when Claire's life is endangered?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Untitled by zarah joyce reviews
Saying nothing, his eyes just traveled on her, from her eyes and onto her mouth. Then, he said, “How can I prove myself to you?” DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolution by zarah joyce reviews
How far would Draco go in his quest for forgiveness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What if by TakingBackSunday reviews
Completed. Sentenced to life in Azkaban Draco contemplates immensely. A night of 'what ifs' grants him a glimpse of another life. He fell asleep an unattached bachelor and wakes up with a wife and kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Other Side of Midnight by zarah joyce reviews
It was war. And in war, love had no place anywhere. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Love Quadruple by Duskywhiterose reviews
Betty brings out the goodness in Reggie, and the two can't deny their strong passionate feelings for each other. Archie isn't what he seems. And are there some major changes in Veronica's life? What about Juggie? Completed.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,034 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Morning, Noon, Night by zarah joyce reviews
For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. DHr with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Talk in Haven by bluehighlighter reviews
A very, very random fic. Artemis has turned stupid because of some thing Foaly made...and Foaly took Artemis's IQ! Now you can see how an incredibly stupid fic can go droning abt a stupid Artemis...Chapter 4 (or2) UP! Originally Chpter 2, take a look!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Abyss by zarah joyce reviews
FINISHED. Draco saves Hermione the night Hogwarts is attacked. Now, complications arise between the two as they fight their feelings, as well as other foes, in reclaiming their lost school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,757 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ever after, bittersweet by Mongoosey reviews
A lost remnant of childhood is found in anger. Two friends meet as strangers in this “ever after.”
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004
Impeccable by zarah joyce reviews
Three words, Malfoy. Three damned words after three damned years. Rather ironic, don't you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Betty Cooper: This Is Who I Am by Tuxedo Mark reviews
Archie - Betty decides to dump Archie, but Archie gets angry at her, and Betty soons finds herself fearing for her life.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2001
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Adora reviews
Ever got tired of your siblings cooing about Dora? R&R to vent your frustrations on her! REPOSTED AFTER EDITING
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Man to Man Talk 2 reviews
The sequel to a man to man talk. Artemis and Butler discuss Artemis very, VERY interesting love life. PLEASE R&R! Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
When Your Eyes Say It reviews
Sakura's last Tsubasa is uncovered,and the Portal Enchantress reveals there is one last Tsubasa that will let Sakura remember Syaoran. However the removal of the Tsubasa will result in a slow and painful death,and a small and white companion possesses it.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005
A MantoMan Talk reviews
Artemis, Butler and Foaly have a chat about why three WONDERFUL guys like them still are single. Complete!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Cookie Fight reviews
A random fic. Short story, like anything you see in Archie comics, just no drawings. Read this if you want to see the Bee being silly.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete