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Joined 09-08-05, id: 893640, Profile Updated: 09-09-12
Author has written 50 stories for Harry Potter, Law and Order: SVU, Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Degrassi, House, M.D., and NCIS.

Hello everyone. My name is Bob Rhynoplasty. Well, at least its my nickname. My real name is Katie, no that is not short for anything. I am 21 years old, and I live in Buffalo NY.

Why I have a profile: I like writing and I like fanfics. 'nuff said. lol.

Well, let's just get to the point:

Name: Katie

Age: 21

hometown: Buffalo

nationality: Human

religion: Roman Catholic, though you would never know that way i talk.

Favs:

Movie: Lord of the Rings The Two Towers. i love em all but that's my favorite

TV show: NCIS, Law and Order: SVU, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House, Bones.

Actor: David Boreanaz. The things I would do to that man...

Actress: I need one?

Book: Vampire Academy. MUCH better than Twilight (Dimitri kicks Edward's ass!)


Ok, I recently posted a story in the House M.D. section entitled Confronting Cameron, wasn't one of my best in my opinion, but other people seemed to like it. And I thought that I would share with you my favorite review. I mean, really, I had tears in my eyes as I read it.

Let's have fun and grade this sucker!

This review is from "rolls eyes" (Great name, don't you think?)

great. so now we're at this stage, huh (Would that be the stage of poor sentence structure? Sentences begin with capital letters, sweetie)? Idiotic slashers making direct assaults on the Hameron side of this site seeing Cam has left (Yes, I do write slash, but... how do you see slash in this story? Did ya bother to read it)? Why don't you just put this piece of crap on the Chase/House part (should be 'side' constistency, it can be a good thing) instead of House/Cameron because it has no place here (The main characters are House and Cameron, Chase shows up for two seconds at the end, how does it belong in the House/Chase section?)?

This "story" doesn't belong on House/Cameron side (Thank you for reiterating what you literally just wrote without adding anything to your argument).

You hate Cam a lot because she was standing between your couple, huh (No, I just disliked the way she left the show. So many things you could have learned if you actually read the story!)?

News flash though: your beloved pairing would never have happened even if there was no Cam ever on this show, nor any other woman, because HOUSE ISN'T GAY (This sentence is really awkward, and House/Chase isn't my beloved pairing, I just wrote it a couple times because I think Chase is hot, and I'm weird)!

House/Chase is one of the most ridiculous pairings I've ever encountered, because first, the two men aren't gay (well, at least House isn't, Chase probably himself isn't sure what he is) (Considering all of the women he's flirted with, I'd say it's a safe bet that he's straight, yet another thing you would know if you were familiar with what you're arguing), and they weren't even friends, they hated each other's guts (Do you have proof to back up your thesis? Because if you don't, this sounds like exaggaration, from what I could see, they did care about each other, maybe not sexually, but it was definitely there. Again, there was no slash in this story!). Get real and get a life (This coming from the person getting so pissy over a piece of fanfiction?).

And (for) the rest of you people who are gushing so much over this hateful excuse for literature (I highly doubt any of them are reading this, unless they decide to check out my profile right now. And hateful excuse for literature? That seems a bit much. Haven't you even heard of My Immortals?): your beloved Chase took advantage of a woman when she was drugged up to her gills aka he raped Cameron (You have issues with commas, don't you?). If TPTB weren't such complete morons and had actually had any contact with reality he would've long ago been thrown out of the show because he would've been in prison (Meth is a stimulant, not a depressant. Many people take meth and other stimulants before sex because it increases your libido, it doesn't slow your brain down like GHB or alcohol, AKA, there was no rape. Cameron was completely aware of her surroundings and made a conscious decision. If you're going to hate a fictional character for something, at least know the facts).

And I really wonder if you'll let this review up.

Well, you're lack of knowledge of both the story you're flaming, as well as the show you're defending makes you look ridiculous, you have poor sentence structure, and it takes you a while to remember that you capitalize the first letter of a sentence. All in all, I'd give this a solid C-. It was decent, but it could have been better. If you're going to flame somebody, at least be smart about it!

No, I did not take this down, it is still up at the story, as is every other flame I received. Every author gets criticism, and since I intend to be a published author, I prepare myself now for handling it when I finally make it. Don't let them bother you. If they had any balls, they'd sign their names instead of hiding behind anonymity.


Bananas are better than men because:1.) You don't mind swallowing a banana; 2.) Bananas are always stiff; 3.) Bananas don't know how to fart; 4.) A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you; 5.) No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time; 6.) Another womAn will never try to steal youR banana; 7.) Bananas can last the whole night through; 8.) Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.

Sipping Vodka

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous On the
pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on
the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipate d.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sht out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat
it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me'
12)The Virgin Mary is not called ' Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a
peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
The Origination of this letter is unknown.

The differences between Friends and Italian Friends:

Friends: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents.
Italian Friends: Move out when they're 28, having saved for that nice house and are a week away from getting married...unless there's room in the basement for the newlyweds.

Friends: When their mom visits them she brings a nice bunt cake and you sip coffee and chat.
Italian Friends: When their mom visits them she brings 3 days worth of food and begins to immediately tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture.

Friends: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them and its usually only on special occasions.
Italian Friends: Are not at all fazed when their dads come over, unannounced, on a Saturday morning at
8:00am and start pruning the trees with a chainsaw or renovating the garage. (That's about my grandfather)

Friends: You can leave your kids with them and you always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after you pick them up.

Italian Friends: No problem, leave the kids there and if they get out of line the Italian friend can set them straight...plus they get fed. (Very true)

Friends: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when they need something done.
Italian Friends: Just call their dad or uncle and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done...cash deal, know what I mean.

Friends: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect cake and coffee, no more.
Italian Friends: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect an antipasto, a few bottles of wine, a pasta dish, a choice of two meats, salad, bread, potatoes, a nice dessert cake, fruit, coffee and a few after dinner drinks...time permitting there will be a late lunch as well. (Also very true, except my family doesn't do the late lunch, my grandmother's welsh, not Italian)

Friends: Think that being Italian is a great thing.
Italian Friends: Know that being Italian is a great thing.

FRIENDS VS.ITALIAN FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. (That is my mother)

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad (Oddly enough, my best friend does this with my parents, but she's not Italian).

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" (I keep telling my best friend she should just give me a key to her apartment. She never listens)

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will keep this going.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile,

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you wish Edward Cullen would just die already, copy and paste into your profile

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

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Walk Away by Lynzee005 reviews
For Detective Stabler, the adage "to serve and protect" is more than a saying; it's why he does what he does. This is why, when a victim dealing with the fallout of her ordeal appeals to him for help, he can't turn his back. He doesn't get to choose. It's in his veins. It's who he is...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
This Side of the Hereafter by This Ren reviews
As Abby helps Gibbs track down the monster who violently stole Tony's life, she must help her friend come to terms with his demise, and help him remember who killed him before it's too late. Psychic!Abby and Tabby friendship.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
As Much As I Can Stand by silentlullabye reviews
It's been four years since they have spoken. And Gibbs can't take much more of this. References to slash, and language. Now there are several sequels: "Unfaithful", "Two Roads", "Memory", and "Love Me Less."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Expectations in the Morning by 88silverkeys reviews
A tough case and excessive alcohol lead Tony to wake up with only vague memories of the night before...with his boss? SLASH Gibbs/DiNozzo
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ghosts of Baltimore by UnstoppableForce reviews
A murderer escapes from jail, forcing the team to head back to Baltimore and reopen the case that caused Tony and Gibbs' paths to cross eight years ago. Slash - Gibbs/DiNozzo
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I Believe My Own Lies by fisarcyona reviews
Summary: set during 3x10 'Merry Little Christmas'; when Cameron goes to a detox-ing House’s apartment looking for a diagnosis she finds Chase is already there in a non-work related capacity. House/Chase slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - G. House, R. Chase
Breed by Spike'sSavior reviews
On a routine break-in Chase is attacked by a wolf and as he is soon to realize, a bite from this wolf will change his life forever. Crappy summary.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - G. House, R. Chase
House Calls by starsnuffers reviews
House & Wilson adopt a 5 year old girl and House makes her his assistant. When one of her old freinds shows up, he reveals her dark past. Will House and Wilson be able to save the girl from slipping away? House \ Wilson! :D please read and review!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Acid Walls by Spike'sSavior reviews
Set at the beginning of Season 3. When two teens are admitted to PPTH after visiting a haunted high school it's up to House and his team to figure out what's slowly burning the teens to death. But when House drags Chase and Wilson along to investigate the
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Dickie's drama by LivElRocks a lot reviews
He was only fifteen, he wasn't ready for this. It wasn't his fault, she came on to him, and he just, accepted.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,726 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005
Portrait of a Hero by J0 reviews
AJ has the summer to complete a writing project for his Honors English class. He chooses to create an intimate portrait of the SVU hero who saved him by interviewing the detective's family and colleagues. For entertainment only, no profit is being made.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
The House Rangers: They're Not All Dead by Jeran reviews
Our favorite and only team of Power Rangers of PPTH are back, with a new enemy this time. A big one. No, really, it's Vogler and he hasn't lost any weight.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - G. House
SVU on AIM by iwantproof reviews
CHAPTER 2 IS UP. Liv makes Elliot choose.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006
Fanfictions are Evil! by Donna of the Grey reviews
Artemis and Butler discover the pervertedness of fanfictions made by their evil and twisted fans' minds! How will they react? For one, they won't be happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Artemis F., Butler
The House Rangers by Jeran reviews
An episode of Power Rangers inspires House to be the Red Ranger, dragging his team along with him, fighting the evil Cuddy and her minions, and, of course, making fun of Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,124 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - G. House - Complete
A nightmare on SVU street by LivElRocks a lot reviews
A crossover story with a classic horror movie. Hint: you shouldn't sleep after you read this. COMPLETE!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
When Furbies Attack by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
What happens when... well you'll see. EO of course because I'm me and well this is my story LOL.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
Enclosure by LilyoftheValley4 reviews
A man turns himself in for raping two woman, with the intention of getting close to Olivia. His actions end up putting the precinct under house arrest and everyone inside in danger.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,002 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
The Woes of Harry Potter by I-Confuse-Everyone reviews
Harry Potter meet Fanfiction. Fanfiction meet Harry Potter. What problems does Harry encounter while online? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
SeinCity by majhoulihan reviews
Inspired by the "Seinfeld in OZ" SNL skit, featuring the whole gang and then some.
OZ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/8/2000
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Rule 4 reviews
SLASH Season 2 AU Sometimes, it is better to share a secret... It may just save your life. And Tony's about to find how true that statement is. Now with book cover by Rogue187, which is all kinds of awesome
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,836 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Office Pool reviews
Now a series of One shots. NCIS has an office pool going on. What's it about, and why are newbies generally scared? Warning for SLASHY thoughts
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Birthday Surprise! reviews
SLASH PWP! It's Gibbs birthday and Tony has something extra special in store for him.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Topsy Turvy reviews
Sequel to my story "Slaughter House." When Detective DiNozzo screws up and lets a sixteen year old kid get kidnapped, he calls the only person who could help him, Agent Gibbs from NCIS. Now our two heroes have to find the boy before its too late.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,516 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Took the Stage then You Stole the Show reviews
Ipod shuffle challenge, take 2! SLASH
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Dr Mallard: Proctologist reviews
Sequel to "Dr. Abby: Sex Therapist" Gibbs is hurting and goes to Ducky for help. Chaos ensues.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
When You Walk Out of My Dreams reviews
Ipod shuffle mode challege: 10 drabbles based on 10 randomly selected songs. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
I Tripped reviews
Another Gibbs meets Tony story. Slight AU, based on the episode "High Seas" from season one. Very slight pre-slash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Release reviews
SLASH PWP! Post "Obsession." What they had was strictly physical, a reassurance that they were still alive and that they weren't alone. Warning: This is pretty graphic, don't read if that upsets you!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
3 AM reviews
An idea I got after watching "Rule Fifty-One." Tony knows all of Gibbs' rules. He knows them better then anyone else. How'd that happen? SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Guy Weekend reviews
A murdered Marine and Navy judge send Gibbs and Tony undercover. How will they react when they see where they find themselves? Will they catch the killer? And how will they deal working so close together? SLASH
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,312 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Flawless reviews
Sequel to "Perfect." Gibbs tried to fight, but HE knew him too well. Warning: Rape, dark themes, don't read if you have a soul
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Perfect reviews
A very very very very short story about Tony's first time with a man. HE wanted it to be perfect. WARNING: Dark theme and very graphic. Don't read if you have a soul. SLASH Tony/SurpriseMC
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
The Silent Hero reviews
SLASH. Everyone one of the people before him wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for that one man, and he did it all without any respect or gratitude. Warning: Major character death. Tissues may be necessary.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I Got You reviews
Post "The Good Samaritan" in Season 1. Gibbs is really pissed about things with Charlie. Why? Maybe because he already has someone waiting at home for him. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Slaughter House reviews
COMPLETE! How did Gibbs and Tony meet? What was it about the young Baltimore cop that earned Gibbs' trust above all others? When a case of a slaughtered marine leads Gibbs to Baltimore, he's forced to team up with the locals to catch a serial killer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,373 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Reason reviews
Post Agent Afloat, what's the real reason for Tony's assignment afloat? Why did Vance let him come back. My take on that arc. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Dr Abby Sex Therapist reviews
Gibbs and Tony are having problems and go to Abby for help. Madness and lots of talking ensues. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Tibbs vs Kibbs! reviews
AU, It's a showdown in the squadroom! Just who will come out victorious in the battle for Gibbs' heart!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Savin' Me reviews
Set During Requiem. Slightly AU, When Gibbs dies, he has a heart to heart with Shannon and Kelly, and he learns that someone still needs him to live. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Stuck Together reviews
SLASH PWP, It's been two weeks since Tony and Gibbs broke up, now they're stuck together in a broken down elevator. And there's no telling how long they'll be there for.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Poor McGee! reviews
Abby, Ziva, McGee, and Director Shepard hear something about our favorite boys and they weren't supposed to hear. Trouble ensues and poor McGee is caught in the cross fire. SLASH!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Confronting Cameron reviews
After "Teamwork" House goes to confront Cameron about Chase. WARNING Cameron bashing, if you like Cameron, don't read this!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Forgiveness and New Beginnings reviews
The final installment of the "Delusions and Fantasies" series. Post Requiem, After Gibbs reburies Kelly's time capsule, he and Tony finally reach their boiling point
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Apologies and Arguments reviews
Follows "Delusions and Fantasies" and "Memories and Deceptions" Post Singled Out, Tony has an unannounced visitor late one night that he just may not be ready to forgive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Memories and Deceptions reviews
Sequel to "Delusions and Fantasies," Post Shalom. Gibbs goes back to Mexico when Mike Franks tells him things he may not be ready to deal with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Delusions and Fantasies reviews
Post Hiatus, Gibbs is getting ready to leave for Mexico when an unexpected visitor shows up and tells him something he may not be ready to hear, or believe
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Connor reviews
Chase sits in his living room with a glass of scotch, reliving the best and worst times of his life. One shot, very sad.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - R. Chase - Complete
Spine reviews
After the incident in the locker room, Chase decides it’s time to settle the matter once and for all. Sequel to "Invertabrate" and "Backbone" House/Chase slash
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Invertebrate reviews
An incident with the pop star patient sends House and Chase in a showdown of just whose more annoying. House/Chase slight slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Backbone reviews
Chase tells House about an overly friendly patient and can’t help but mock him when he notices House’s jealousy. House/Chase preslash
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
The Chronicles of Darcy reviews
A new girl comes to Degrassi and is instantly befriended by Darcy, but as the year rolls on Darcy wanders if she wants more, or if that will affect her family and her religion. femslash
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Tyson G.
My Son reviews
Elliot’s son is in trouble, but he doesn’t know how to get him out of this. Will he risk his job to save his son? Slash pairing! don't like, don't read!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 6/2/2006
Pair Me! Series reviews
AlexMunch, OliviaHuang, ElliotOlivia, CragenPetrovsky, all your favorite characters hooking up in this humorous series. There has to be a story for everybody!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006
Three's Company reviews
AU: Elliot and Olivia were happily married for ten years, until one day Elliot meets someone who will make him question everything he holds dear. ED!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
Never Let Go reviews
When Butler dies during a battle between men and Fairies, Artemis gives up living, until a meeting with a disgusting drunken sprite leads him to believe he can bring Butler back from the dead. Now, Artemis, Holly, and Mulch are on a mission to find Butler
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
Girls reviews
Oliver is so beautiful. His eyes can bear into your soul. But he was with Harry. Not that she cared. She had to have him, no matter what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Oliver W.
She's Not As Innocent As Everyone Thinks reviews
Femslash! Title says it all....
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Tyson G., Manny S. - Complete
I Want a New Partner reviews
What did Cragen and Olivia talk about at the end of Fault? A.N. I know I'm a little late with Post Fault fics but it's better late than never, right? Yeah, I'm delirious.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Cannibal reviews
FINISHED! Olivia and Alex are kidnaped by someone they never would have thought. Someone who's after revenge in a very unsettling way. Summary sucks but story's better.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
The Dating Game reviews
Our favorite characters playing the game that I've never watched.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Boys reviews
Oliver was gay. That was pretty much a given. He realized it when he joined the Quidditch team. So many attractive boys showering around him...it was heaven for the young Scotsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,991 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
Not Related? reviews
Butler and Juliet realize they are not really related. But why are they so happy about it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Pain reviews
Sequel to Celebrity A teenage girl is found on a front stoop of a building. Now it’s up to Elliot to find out the girl’s dark past. What he didn’t expect is to develop feelings for the girl. chp 10 up! R&R Complete
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,100 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
I Only Have Eyes For You reviews
Casey is in love, he doesn't have a clue. Summary sucks, but read anyway.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Squad Room Fun reviews
Olivia and Elliot are working late on a case making things hot and heavy. OE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Celebrity reviews
Sequel to “The Replacement.” Now the detectives have a case of standard he said she said. A woman shows up at the station house claiming two celebrities raped her and hit her. Are they really guilty? Or is she making up the entire thing in a fit of jea
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
The Replacement reviews
FINISHED! Munch is injured, he can’t work anymore. A replacement is brought in to take his place. No one in the unit can take her. Will she be able to help them catch Munch’s attacker? How will everyone react when they find out Munch's attacker might
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
He Loves Me reviews
This is the sequel to “He Doesn’t Love Me” in Oliver’s POV. How does Oliver feel about what happened when Harry kissed him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Me reviews
Harry’s hurt. The man he loves doesn’t love him back. Warning! Story contains slash pairings and suicide. If either upset you DO NOT READ THIS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete