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Author has written 50 stories for Harry Potter, Law and Order: SVU, Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Degrassi, House, M.D., and NCIS.
Hello everyone. My name is Bob Rhynoplasty. Well, at least its my nickname. My real name is Katie, no that is not short for anything. I am 21 years old, and I live in Buffalo NY.
Why I have a profile: I like writing and I like fanfics. 'nuff said. lol.
Well, let's just get to the point:
religion: Roman Catholic, though you would never know that way i talk.
Movie: Lord of the Rings The Two Towers. i love em all but that's my favorite
TV show: NCIS, Law and Order: SVU, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, House, Bones.
Actor: David Boreanaz. The things I would do to that man...
Actress: I need one?
Book: Vampire Academy. MUCH better than Twilight (Dimitri kicks Edward's ass!)
Ok, I recently posted a story in the House M.D. section entitled Confronting Cameron, wasn't one of my best in my opinion, but other people seemed to like it. And I thought that I would share with you my favorite review. I mean, really, I had tears in my eyes as I read it.
Let's have fun and grade this sucker!
This review is from "rolls eyes" (Great name, don't you think?)
great. so now we're at this stage, huh (Would that be the stage of poor sentence structure? Sentences begin with capital letters, sweetie)? Idiotic slashers making direct assaults on the Hameron side of this site seeing Cam has left (Yes, I do write slash, but... how do you see slash in this story? Did ya bother to read it)? Why don't you just put this piece of crap on the Chase/House part (should be 'side' constistency, it can be a good thing) instead of House/Cameron because it has no place here (The main characters are House and Cameron, Chase shows up for two seconds at the end, how does it belong in the House/Chase section?)?
This "story" doesn't belong on House/Cameron side (Thank you for reiterating what you literally just wrote without adding anything to your argument).
You hate Cam a lot because she was standing between your couple, huh (No, I just disliked the way she left the show. So many things you could have learned if you actually read the story!)?
News flash though: your beloved pairing would never have happened even if there was no Cam ever on this show, nor any other woman, because HOUSE ISN'T GAY (This sentence is really awkward, and House/Chase isn't my beloved pairing, I just wrote it a couple times because I think Chase is hot, and I'm weird)!
House/Chase is one of the most ridiculous pairings I've ever encountered, because first, the two men aren't gay (well, at least House isn't, Chase probably himself isn't sure what he is) (Considering all of the women he's flirted with, I'd say it's a safe bet that he's straight, yet another thing you would know if you were familiar with what you're arguing), and they weren't even friends, they hated each other's guts (Do you have proof to back up your thesis? Because if you don't, this sounds like exaggaration, from what I could see, they did care about each other, maybe not sexually, but it was definitely there. Again, there was no slash in this story!). Get real and get a life (This coming from the person getting so pissy over a piece of fanfiction?).
And (for) the rest of you people who are gushing so much over this hateful excuse for literature (I highly doubt any of them are reading this, unless they decide to check out my profile right now. And hateful excuse for literature? That seems a bit much. Haven't you even heard of My Immortals?): your beloved Chase took advantage of a woman when she was drugged up to her gills aka he raped Cameron (You have issues with commas, don't you?). If TPTB weren't such complete morons and had actually had any contact with reality he would've long ago been thrown out of the show because he would've been in prison (Meth is a stimulant, not a depressant. Many people take meth and other stimulants before sex because it increases your libido, it doesn't slow your brain down like GHB or alcohol, AKA, there was no rape. Cameron was completely aware of her surroundings and made a conscious decision. If you're going to hate a fictional character for something, at least know the facts).
And I really wonder if you'll let this review up.
Well, you're lack of knowledge of both the story you're flaming, as well as the show you're defending makes you look ridiculous, you have poor sentence structure, and it takes you a while to remember that you capitalize the first letter of a sentence. All in all, I'd give this a solid C-. It was decent, but it could have been better. If you're going to flame somebody, at least be smart about it!
No, I did not take this down, it is still up at the story, as is every other flame I received. Every author gets criticism, and since I intend to be a published author, I prepare myself now for handling it when I finally make it. Don't let them bother you. If they had any balls, they'd sign their names instead of hiding behind anonymity.
Bananas are better than men because:1.) You don't mind swallowing a banana; 2.) Bananas are always stiff; 3.) Bananas don't know how to fart; 4.) A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you; 5.) No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time; 6.) Another womAn will never try to steal youR banana; 7.) Bananas can last the whole night through; 8.) Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
The differences between Friends and Italian Friends:
Friends: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents.
Friends: When their mom visits them she brings a nice bunt cake and you sip coffee and chat.
Friends: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them and its usually only on special occasions.
Friends: You can leave your kids with them and you always worry if everything is going to be ok plus you have to feed them after you pick them up.
Italian Friends: No problem, leave the kids there and if they get out of line the Italian friend can set them straight...plus they get fed. (Very true)
Friends: Always pay retail and look in the yellow pages when they need something done.
Friends: Will come over for cake and coffee and expect cake and coffee, no more.
Friends: Think that being Italian is a great thing.
FRIENDS VS.ITALIAN FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile,
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you wish Edward Cullen would just die already, copy and paste into your profile
Try not to Cry
Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
Now you have 2 choices;
1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"
2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...