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Joined 09-09-05, id: 894193, Profile Updated: 09-13-09

Hey, the names Ashley and this is my profile.

Zee movies: pirates of the caribbean trilogy. RENT. twilight. wanted. dirty dancing. enchanted. 13 going on 30. enchanted. pineapple express. juno. the sleepers. transformers. the dark knight. and that one of me and your boyfriend featuring your mom.

Zee activities: theater hell yea, ima be on broadway=. hanging with the friends. volunteer work. dancing like an idiot. smiling because i know know better =D

Zee artists: rilo kiley. taking back sunday. journey. bright eyes. the fray. tegan and sara. heart. the fray. you me @ 6. block party. the killers. not very picky, kick out the jams.

Zee books: the host. eclipse from twilight. blue bloods. evernight. ultimate powere: the ninja book. anything from meg cabot. pride and prejudice. mortal instruments. crank that furnace to 451, ya dig?

Zee shows: that 70s show. fresh prince of belare.

I used to have a story up. It kind of sucked cow nipples so I took it off like a spoil sport. I'm thinking of going into the fanfictiondom of one-shots. I wouldn't expect anything of the such any time soon though, it's summer and I have to go screw over my life a little more before the other teenager's kick me out and declare me not one of them.I think I may love to write, so we'll see.

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Twiliator by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Between Onyx and Silver by Halfbreed741 reviews
Sakura sees that waiting for Sasuke won't help anyone.One day after seeing Naruto and the rest come back from a mission,they bring home a long lost commrade.Neji doesn't like this one bit,and Sai feels left out...NejiSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,599 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Love Act 143 by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Her heart was stolen. Her life was taken away. She's a victim of love, and Uchiha Sasuke is downright guilty. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
F l a s h l i g h t by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 446,760 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Worth It by Warui-Usagi reviews
Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
The Professional by Alicia Blade reviews
First season UM, OC. The flow of time has been altered and the Outers must fix things by making Usagi and Mamoru fall in love. To help with this seemingly impossible task, they're bringing in a professional matchmaker...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,740 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Shadows by Melvisik reviews
ONESHOT. Just some thoughts Kagome's daughter has on a special night.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Kagome H., Hojo - Complete
But She Didn't Kill Him by Link and Luigi reviews
Tenten confesses her love to Neji, but doesn't get quite the reaction she had expected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Ode to Paulie by LolliliciousLolly reviews
One-shot. You gotta love my pointless poetry. Here is the invincible Ode to Paulie. Nasty stuff, I tell you. A twisted, warped tribute to the hottest blue-eyed shifter around. LONG LIVE PAUL SLATER.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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