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The Loser's Game by Grando181 reviews
Stan can never be a winner in the game he plays. No one knows when the change occurred, but the emminent cry for help remains. The question remains of what happened? WARNING: Major Slash/Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,328 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
What He Wants by Catfish98 reviews
Jack's compass keeps on spinning, and it is certainly not his fault. JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Goodbye Today, Hello Tomorrow by Hashkorns reviews
[DISCONTINUED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,426 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sango
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Weight of Water by virgo79 reviews
Regret is heavy. Bill Turner, with nothing left to lose. Or so he thinks, but he's been out of touch for a while. Bottom of the ocean and all. (Post-movie)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,132 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 8/10/2004
Love is Blind by Super Ceech reviews
Love is blind...and deaf...and mute...and stupid! Join us for an indepth look at the...odder pairings of Inuyasha. Cowritten by Spacewolf and Calum the Angel!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,935 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Zero G by Torenza reviews
AU. Inu.Kag. Kagome unwittingly falls into a deadly game as the victim of a conspiracy. The players are ruthless, and Kagome is way out of her depth, especially when the stakes are life and death. (R for violence, language, trolls, suggestive themes)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,472 - Reviews: 4127 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
1025 FM by whoknoez reviews
Inuyasha is a shock jock that discusses the most trivial to the most controversial issues. Wildly popular, he is unknown to the public eye. He meets Kagome then starts to report on his own relationship with her over the air... Full summary inside!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,843 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
A Question of Conscience by FrameofMind reviews
Oneshot. Fed up with Miroku’s lecherous habits, Kagome takes a rather unconventional approach to matchmaking -- with some unexpected side effects... InuKag, MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
One More Kill by Aejavu reviews
[WhatIf:InuKag] Don't think he knows what you're going to do. Don't run he will catch you. Don't cry he can smell your fear. It's just too bad you left the Tetsusaiga behind, isn't it...?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004
The Christmas Spirit by Torenza reviews
A nasty fight leaves Kagome doubting her place in the Sengoku Jidai, so can her spirit guide (who might be Death's cousin's sister's former roomate's nephew) give her the chance to correct past mistakes? One-shot. Completed.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Even Immortals Fall by Youkai no Yume reviews
What spiritual or unearthly force drew me to this human mortal? I almost dreaded in a way, that it was not some outward force that compelled me to feel these strange stirrings, but it was the girl’s own power that drew me to her. SESSKAG! One-shot!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11030 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Synthetic Emotions by Saro reviews
discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
A Smorgasbord of Shorts by Merellia reviews
A collection of near-100 word ficlets about Inuyasha et al.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by faraday-gone reviews
Kagome enters the well, bent on suicide, but is suddenly rescued by a dog-demon boy whose ears look remarkably like her own. IY/K & M/S *Chapter 1 Updated and 2 Added*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003
Wicked by Kayla Chavi reviews
*complete* A darker look to a youkai's mating. Written for an ongoing contest. Please take the rating seriously. **original epilogue posted**
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Complete
Animal Passion by Kristine Batey reviews
Forbidden love in the Sengoku Jidai ...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2003
Closeted reviews
He is their child! Their flesh and blood! Stan has always been a good child! I mean,” Cartman said, “It’s not Stan’s fault he was born a freak.”Gravely, seriously, Kyle nodded.Stan's closeted. In so many more ways than one. M for langcrappiness
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007