Author has written 3 stories for Batman, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.
So, I decided that if I’m going to start writing fanfiction, I might as well have a profile. I like reading other people’s, so here’s mine.
Name: Lee (It’s a nickname, but it’s short for my real name, which I won’t tell you)
Hometown: Somewhere, California.
Height: 5” 9’
Hair: Naturally blonde
Work: I work as an animal educator for a private business. I also help out at an ocelot facility part time.
Hobbies: Lots, but my two favorites are running and writing/reading fanfiction. (anything involving animals doesn't count because most of my 'hobbies' are now my career)
Favorite Food: Apples! (BTW, a lot of people assume I'm vegetarian. I am definitely not.)
Favorite Color: Green
Current Favorite Quote: "Arthur! Honk if you love JUSTICE!"
I say really strange things that seem to be unique to me. One or two things I've picked up from traveling, but mostly it's just me. Instead of swearing, which is really rare, I say 'mer' or 'mew.' There's a weird and long story behind that. When I'm mad, I don't understand something or I'm being sarcastic I say 'What the french, toast?' I also say 'What's smokin' Ace?' in place of what's up, 'Whatever's clever' for I don't care and 'okey dokey, smoky' for okay. Why do I talk like a 1960's sitcom? No clue. But at least I have very distinctive speech patterns.
My friends say that I'm funny even though I don't believe that. I think they say that is because when I talk with my friends i have no verbal filter. There was a time I didn't have a filter no matter who I was around. Seriously, I told my boss that the sweater she was wearing made her look like a duck. But that was a few years ago and it was enormous and BRIGHT yellow.
I won't write or generally read slash, not that I have anything against people who do. Besides, I have lot's of gay friends and I'm from the San Francisco area. It's just, unless there is a pre-established relationship in the original work, I think it takes characters out of character. I'll rarely read non-canon pairings as well. Or O.C.'s.
Oh, I have the attention span of a dragonfly and I HATE thunder storms. My four basic food groups are peanut butter, soy milk, coffee and water. Hm, I don't sleep, not much, at least. Too much to do. I'm incredibly stubborn and will fight for what I believe in, sometimes to where it gets me in trouble, but not often. I can be very "proud" sometimes, which I think is part of the whole "Stubborn" thing. I can't stand bullying in any way, shape or form. And if I EVER see someone abuse an animal I will not hesitate to throw a punch or twelve. (This has happened more than once. Well, twice) I also hate pet names in any way, shape or form. Cupcake, princess and doll are likely to cause a temper tantrum.
Um, I find my short attention span useful. I don't get easily distracted, just the opposite. I focus on something completely and get through it as quickly and efficiently as possible before going to the next thing. I can't do this with fanfiction. I can't write "efficiently," there has to be emotion and motivation dictating my writing as it is a stress release for me.
I like adding to this profile when I'm stuck on a story, so I might just type here every once in a while.
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