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Joined 09-11-05, id: 895444, Profile Updated: 03-06-10
Author has written 16 stories for Brothers Grim, Sherlock Holmes, Metalocalypse, Torchwood, Sherlock, Dresden Files, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Ok, can't think of much to tell about me.

One thing, I'm German. I write in English, cause fanfiction.net for me is something that works in English. Plus all the books and movies I read fanfiction on are English in original and it never really works for me to force the characters into another language.

On the other hand that means I'm a bit restricted in my self-expression and I make mistakes of course. I'm always thankful if you point these out to me, so's I can get it right next time. :-)

I'm actually more a reader than a writer, hence the pathetic penname. I just hacked it in the first time I wanted to review a story that was a logged-in-reviews only.

I love slash, but I also enjoy parodies, randomness and other absurd funny stuff. I tend to get bored by serious adventureous plots and straight couples seldom appeal.

Preferences:

Books:

Lord of the Rings; classic, all-time favourite: MerryxPippin

Harry Potter; first time I came there I happened to stumble over Tavalya Ra's wonderful story "Love Potion HP" and after that was destined to be a SiriusxSeverus-fan

since there aren't too many stories on this particular couple, I also chose the biggest HP-slash-section:HarryxDraco, loads of fics on that, lots of good ones of course, I especially recomend SilverDragon1610, whose wonderful ironic humour is an extra treat

Discworld; it was here that I was introduced to the first femslash I really liked, another classic:PollyxMaladicta, credit for this goes mostly to The Divine Comedian, "Plogviehze, Baby" is just brilliant

Movies:

Everything I happen to watch these days, since I can't watch anything any more without spotting the obligatory slash-couple, and I love coming to the fanction-section and finding that other people spotted it too. :-)

Ok, I guess I have to comment on "Brothers Grimm" as I have written a heap of fics about that movie by now. I think have to stop doing that or people will think that my whole life is just this one big obsession with Grimcest, which it isn’t, really.

But if you want to make me happy, you could read "Revenge of the Petermännchen". I know it's long and there are no hot sex scenes and it's got an umlaut in the title, but give it a chance, please.

I got a soft spot for that story, cause I've been working on it much longer than on any of the others.

If you've read it already consider yourself hugged and cherished. :-)

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The Brothers Grimm and the Musical Enchantress by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
When an unsuspecting new ally resurrects the Mirror Queen she begins her revenge on the Brothers. Soon her rise to power turns personal and the Grimms must race to save her new victims, and themselves, before her spell is complete.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,726 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Sang by Ayven reviews
As Jake and Will receive a new job, they'll come to realize that seeing is believing and that magic can come in the most unexpected of forms. Grimmcest.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006
Love Potion HP by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Keeping the flame alive reviews
Just a collection of short Beric&Thoros-pieces. Cause I really like the bond they seem to have in the TV show. And interesting things happening to them, obviously. I'm dancing round the slash-line with this one, cause I love slash, but I won't cross it, cause I just can't make it work out between them.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Beric D., Thoros of Myr
Phantom Feelings reviews
When Harry moves in with his uncle, Bob has to deal with feelings that make his existence more difficult than he would have liked. Because, even if there are no more chemicals fizzing around living brain tissue, this doesn't mean that the mind won't keep pretending.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bob/Hrothbert of Bainbridge, H. Dresden
IceBreaker reviews
Sherlock is taken hostage in an attempt to blackmail Mycroft. But he will never give in to their demands or will he? How much does it take for the iceman to break?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
A very lonely man reviews
A short story about the relationship of Mycroft and Sherlock and their childhood.And while nothing really happens there is a hint of incest in this story. So if this disturbs you, you have been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Through your darkest days reviews
Post-movie. When Holmes looses his eyesight, Watson has to move back in to take care of his friend. HolmesxWatson eventually
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,020 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
You don't ask reviews
Jack thinks about his relationship with Ianto and why he doesn't like to ask questions
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
That's not gay! reviews
Just some silliness. Charles walks in on the boys and consequently calls them gay. They strongly disagree. Mentioning of Slash. Awesome! I just see, the story has 666 words! :D
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Can't stop reviews
Good brothers help each other in all kinds of need. Jake takes things to heart, Will doesn't, Grimcest of course
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Shards – and what to build from them reviews
Holmes/Watson pairing, Watson is married and both men try to deal with that, a little angst maybe and hopefully a happy ending
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,552 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Revenge of the Petermännchen reviews
A new job brings new troubles: Evil Spirits! Ground–dwelling fosterparents! Gallons of chamomile tea! And in the middle of it all, Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm fighting to stay on top of the wave!contains thinking about incest, may contain dandruff
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
So nicht reviews
Jacob hält es nicht mehr aus und will seinen Bruder verlassen. Wilhelms POV, Grimmcest
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Something old, something new reviews
WillxJake snippets, yay! Not connected, these are Grimcest but there might be some just–brotherly–relationship ones later on, chap. 5: more grimcest
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Dead body walking reviews
Confessions, and not being able to deal, surprise,surprise: it’s Grimcest, and it’s angst
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
ToadEater reviews
Just a short one. For Fun. Why is Will after Angelika in the end? Mentioning of incest,but nothing really happens, Angelicabashing
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Perfect target reviews
Christmas with everyone's favourite brotherpair, but be aware: mild slash and incest
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Sharing blankets reviews
Will and Jake end up in a miserable guesthouse with only one bed available, mild slash, incest
Brothers Grim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete