Sirius Blaak
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Joined 09-11-05, id: 895543, Profile Updated: 04-20-08
Author has written 34 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Dark Tower series, Jump In!, Misc. Books, Cats, Pushing Daisies, and Sweeney Todd.

Account no longer active. The stories Beadle Deedle Dumpling, Freddie, Cats Mess Ups, and Jellicle Cats Stay here Tonight will be moved to my new account and updated there. All beta reading has been put on a temporary standby. Expect feedback no later than May 3. I apologize for any inconvenience to any and all. (Figuring out my new penname shouldn't be too hard, if you pay close attention...)

Well hello, and thank you for taking time to read my profile! The name's Raeann, but you can call me Rae. Or Sirius. I answer to both. Come to think of it, all you really have to do to get my attention is yell, "Look it's Jacob Brent!!" really loudly... Then I'll make a fool of myself by screaming, "ZOMG WHERE?!" I got my sister to look out of a second story window into the woods with that one once... Anyway...

I often refer to myself as a Teen Titan, an Opera Ghost, a Kyoshi Warrior, a Jellicle Cat, or a Demon Barber. It's rather amusing. My faults include not finishing my stories, not writing half the ideas the come into my head, and threatening my brother with, 'mah bud Sweeneh!!'

I also am in love with quite a few things, which include: God, my family, Keith, my friends, Michael Crawford's voice, Sweeney's razors, Kid Flash, Dobby, the Sokka/Suki pairing, Quaxo, Music of the Night, Sirius, and Erik. I will defend any and all of them against any and all opposers.

Also, I should probably warn you that I am emotionally attached to CATS. Seriously, that musical is consuming my life. I won't tolerate any bashing of any characters or actors, and have blown up and cried on more than one occasion when they were insulted. So... basically... CATS = love.

I should probably be doing homework right now. I don't care what time it is. Trust me, there is homework to be done.

I was probably singing some Broadway musical instead. Oops... (Or eating a delicious meat pie. mmmm... priest...)

And in the next two minutes my sister and I will have flipped about over Erik, Sweeney, Quaxo, Mistoffelees, or Munkustrap.

Both of us should probably have been doing homework.

Moving on... here is my list of amazing people you've probably never heard of: 1) Gaston Leroux 2) Jacob Brent 3) Michael Gruber 4) Colm Wilkinson 5) Rebecca Caine 6) Scott Menville 7) Tara Strong 8) Fergus Logan

Thanks for reading!

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Sweeney Todd in 15 minutes by Miscellaneous Sonata reviews
Ok, so I know it's been a while but I couldn't resist doing a summary on the original show with the hub bub about the movie. Reviews are more than welcome! And suggestions for future summaries are great too. Thanks!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Talking, Truth, and Trust by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
Beastboy and Robin friendship.....because there's not many out there. Read and Review!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Not Only Now by temerity reviews
“And she had kept it, all this time.” A glimpse into the lives of Neville, his grandmother, and his parents. Spans nineteen years and the fall of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
GAH! by Krabby Patties reviews
You wish it will never happen. You hope to God it will never happen. You pray every night that it will never happen. Sorry. It happened. Terra’s back and she’ll give the Titans Hell…cuz they go back in time…yeah… [Major Terra bashing RobStar lil BBRae]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Robin, Starfire
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Triple the Characters Triple the Fun by Anime Chick009 reviews
This is a triple cross, with Inuyasha, Teen Titans, and Tamora Pierce characters. It might not sound good but you have to read it because it is good! T rated just incase And if people flame at least say why you flamed
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy
A Skull of Clay by KirokoTheBlackKitsune reviews
An authoress with a really random name decides to pull Kikyo out of the world of Inuyasha and force her to see that our favorite halfdemon doesn't love her. It's all about Kikyo bashing. Flames welcome, fire is fun
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2005
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The High School Titans, Part 2 reviews
Sequel to the High School Titans. In this part, the romance gets more serious, the family life gets more screwed up, and... there's a crazy obsessive maniac running around with a gun? pairings used: BBRae, RobStar, CyBee, FlashJinx, AquaKole
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,774 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Raven
See You Again or maybe not reviews
What happens when Erik gets mad at a talentless pop star for singing on his stage? You can probably guess. MAJOR Hannah Montana bashing, so consider yourself warned!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Erik - Complete
That Monkey Box was MINE! reviews
Madame Giry really, really wanted that music box. Stupid Raoul, why do you have to be rich? Not really a laught out loud story, but it's kinda funny when you think about it, so it's under the humor genre.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Madame Giry, Raoul - Complete
My Dear Freudian Complex reviews
What did Johanna really feel when Sweeney found her hiding in the chest? Was she really frightened out of her wits? Read at your own risk, may be slightly creepy.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Beadle Deedle Dumpling reviews
Told exclusively from Beadle's POV, this story explores this under-appreciated character's role in the story and his relationships with the other characters. It's an experimental piece, so please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/18/2008
Another Bright Red Day reviews
Fifteen years,' he thought. His middle finger leading, Sweeney let his hand travel to her cheek, along her jawline, down her throat to rest on the cold skin that covered her collar bone. BenxLucy
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Freddie reviews
DH SPOILERS ABOUND! It's been 4 months since Percy lost his brother, and he's never dealt with the tragedy properly. Now a mysterious little boy is helping him deal with his loss and helping him start afresh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C.
It died and he can't bring it back reviews
Something leaves and can't be replaced. Ever. By anyone.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
The Titans take on Slash reviews
The Teen Titans find out that people are writing slash fanfics about them! Now they have a new villain to take down, and his name is Slash. Rated because of slash references
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006
Jellicle Cats stay here Tonight reviews
Old Deuteronomy has kept the rumored 'Jellicle Secret' to himself ever since he took up the post of leader. Now, however, he must disclose this secret in order to keep the cats safe. But how will our furry friends react when Old D drops the bomb?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
Phenomenal Cat reviews
He's a feisty fellow, leaping about with that goofy grin on his face...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Looking From Above reviews
MAJOR DH SPOILERS! The story of nine of the fallen, looking down on two monumental events that will change their lives after death forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Beyond the Veil reviews
What happens after Sirius goes through the veil? Well, he doesn't die, that's for sure!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Ishmael's Survival Guide to Moby Dick reviews
If you're one of the many English students struggling through Moby Dick and want a way out, this may offer you a few laughs. Just remember, Moby Dick should have been named Moby Ick. And please review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Fwah reviews
A short little...something I banged out. It's supposed to be funny.
Jump In! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Mourning Coffey reviews
This is a poem from the point of view of John Coffey from Stephen King's The Green Mile. This is my first attempt at something like this, so please be nice if you review! Rated because of the content of the book.
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Her Angel reviews
Based off of the JS and ALW movie. Just another one of the famous alternate endings phans like to write... this is my first phantom fic, so please review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
My Marauder reviews
A twist on the marauders' relationships. Which marauder belongs to which chapter? That's up to you. Decide which is for the mutinous Peter, the ruleabiding Remus, the athletic James, and the attractive Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
The Bird, the Bee, and the exTerminator reviews
Stroy written for pinkalarmclock's fic swap for ABoxFullOfSharpObjects. RobBee, SladeBee, slight RobStar. summary inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Bumble Bee
Confession reviews
Raven's thoughts after 'Prophecy.' Slightly BBRaeish with minor Terra bashing: one sentence fragment worth
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Raven - Complete
An Apology reviews
An alternate ending for season five. It basically bashes the season. Just roll with it, it's supposed to be funny.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
I Found You reviews
Instead of Kid Flash coming to get her, Jinx had to live alone in a crappy apartment for a month. Here's what happens... FlashJinx
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Anger Management reviews
What happens when two inexperienced mediators try to rid the world of evil? You'll find out! written with taffytheterrible04 This story used to be under Xovers, but I changed it to HP becasuse Voldy becomes our main character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Voldemort
Let's Be Friends reviews
A completely shippingfree friendship fic for Raven and Terra. Anyone can read this and be happy. I hope
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Raven, Terra - Complete
I'm not that Girl reviews
Inspired by the Wicked song, this is a twopart fic that starts out kinda BBTerra and ends up BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Cartoon Network, this shall be your fate reviews
When I have a question about the seven deadly sins, I get a tour through the underworld, courtesy of the one and only Slade! Rated in case it's offensive or disturbing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Slade, Kid Flash - Complete
Thank You for Saving my Skin reviews
Jinx and Kid Flash meet on the street one night and start to talk. Completely random stuff that just popped into my head. FlashJinx, oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
My Heart Lies in the Stone reviews
Cyborg is on the roof of the tower, thinking back to when a certain member of the team betrayed them. Challenge from The Writer you fools. CyTerra
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Cyborg, Terra - Complete
Dear Raven reviews
Beast Boy writes a letter to Raven saying how sorry he is for a past mistake. What he doesn't know is that she's right outside his window, listening to him read it. The end is kinda cliffieish. BBRae, oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The High School Titans reviews
This story is about the Titans as regular high school kids. This is the story of how they all meet and become best friends. Pairings used: BBRae, RobStar, CyBee, AquaJinx PS. I finished editing, so it's all nice looking now!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,429 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Raven - Complete
Halloween Night reviews
After four years of nothing but silence from his fellow Titan Raven, Garfield has finally found her again on Halloween night. BBRae oneshot. written preTitans Together
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Dance to Remember reviews
Ginny starts to have feelings for Harry, but there's someone else on Harry's mind. HarryGinny and a bit of RonHermione. Told from Ginny and Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
This time they don't get interrupted by a bang reviews
What would have happened if Robin had not been cut off by a bang in Stranded? This really short oneshot from Robin's POV tells all!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Goodbye reviews
My alternate ending to The End part 1. Short but sweet oneshot for BB and Rae.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete