Mister Frodo
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Joined 09-11-05, id: 895757, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
Author has written 19 stories for Halo, Mega Man, Star Wars, Star Wars, Final Fantasy I-VI, Lord of the Rings, and Heavy Rain.

PROFILE UPDATE: For anyone looking at my profile - I've decided to put all stories except "Hey Kids, Let's Read Heavy Rain!" on permanent hiatus, meaning that I'll only have one story I'm working on. My apologies to any who were reading my other stories and waiting for updates. Aside from my Heavy Rain story, I'm not sure how much I'll be writing and posting on this site, but if I work on anything new I'll be sure to post it here.

Age: Anywhere from 1 to 100 (my age is now a secret!)

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Video games, reading, writing for some fan fic site I forgot the name of, school (if that's really a hobby), playing piano, and baseball.

Dislikes: Bad grammar (it ain't good, people), vulgarity, people who DON'T REVIEW stories they read, Liberalism, and ingrown toe nails.

Fan of: Star Wars, Halo, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Zelda, Bionicle, Ouran High School Host Club Manga, Mega Man Zero, and Hippos.

Career desires: Author, movie director, video game designer, composer

Favorite Movie: Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope

Other Movies I Like: All the Star Wars ones (including the Prequels), Lord of the Rings (all three), World Trade Center, Spider-Man 1, 2, & 3, Batman Begins, Facing the Giants, The Chronicles of Narnia: LWW, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, The Matrix, and, though I haven't seen it in forever, Godzilla.

Favortie Quotes

"Don't insult the teddy." -well, you'll have to read my stories to find out...

"Write! Write to ruin, and the world's ending!" -my sister

"Excuses are like buttholes: Everybody has one, and they all stink." -don't actually know who said that one...

Buzz: "Use your head."

Dino Guy: "But I don't wanna use my head!"

-Toy Story 2

Neo: "I know kung fu."

Morpheus: "Show me."

-The Matrix (these are two of the corniest lines in existence, by the way)

"How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"

-The Matrix. Again.

Church: "So, have you gotten anything useful from the prisoner yet?"

Tucker: "No, he hasn't give me much. Except for a long list of crockpot recipes. Could those be useful?"

Church: "Do we have a crockpot?"

Tucker: "No, Caboose made a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a mystery box."

Church: "What was in the mystery box?"

Tucker: "140 jars of mayonnaise."

Church: "Well, that was a good trade."

Tucker: "Yeah, it doubles as a great sunscreen."

Church: "How did you--? Never mind. I made a plan for us to use against the Reds. (long pause) The plan does not involve mayonaise."

Tucker: "Dang it, I knew there was going to be a catch."

-Episode 30-something

Donut: "I was just petting the bunny. And then it went into the can. And half of my hand went with it."

-Episode 40-something (Episode titled "New Toys" I think)

Deadbeat: "Wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks."

Deadbeat: "I don't wanna sell you death sticks."

Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."

Deadbeat: "I want to go home and rethink my life."

-Star Wars Attack of the Clones

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

-Every Single Episode

Han: "No time to discuss this in a committee!"

Leia: "I am not a committee!"

-Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

STORIES SECTION:

Due to the fact that my old stories section was really badly detailed and hadn't been updated in a long time, I am now going to use this new stories section to talk about my works. I probably will forget about it and let it rot really fast, but oh well! Here goes nothing. And by the way, this format is mostly, no, completely, no, 106.473 percent based off of the one used by Princess of Ithilien. Have fun!

COMPLETED STORIES:

The Life and Times of Bill and Fred: A parody of the video game Star Wars Battlefront II. Two stormtroopers named Bill and Fred have an adventure while "fighting" at the Jedi Temple. The first story I ever finished. Also got my first sequel.

The Life and Times of Bill and Fred Volume II: The sequel to the above story. Following the adventures of Bill and Fred, this is what I like to call my greatest three-chapter epic. And by epic, I mean not-that-epic. Ends with a cliffhanger. I'm hoping to get around to doing a sequel to this one sometime, but, then again, I say that about all of my stories.

Two Exiles: A Story: My first real shot at romance. Based off the video game Knights of the Old Republic II, it happens after the game ends. Is pretty short, and isn't my best work, but it's not that bad. I think one of the reasons I wrote it was because I was so mad at the game's actual ending. Or, as I like to say, lack of an actual ending.

Jedi Nites: Adventures of the Lite Side: My first big story that I finished. Also became one of my most popular stories. A comedy based very loosely around the events of Star Wars: Episode III. Basically I make fun of everything Star Wars-related I can think of. Also has a very odd ending that was my sister's idea. Like Bill and Fred, the loveable (and hateable) Jedi got their own sequel.

A Test for Harpuia: A story I don't usually remember when I think of my completed works. Was my first non-Star Wars story to be completed. My second major attempt at romance, it is based off the Mega Man Zero video game series. Was pretty well-received. Sort of ties into my Javelin saga.

His Name Was Axl: A very short, emotional story. Also based on the Mega Man Zero/Mega Man X video game series, it's written in a very emotional, detached style, as the narrator is remembering the events. I think this is probably my most well-received story.

Her Name Was Ciel: Sort of a sequel to His Name Was Axl but based off almost solely off the Mega Man Zero story. Also ties into my Javelin saga. Written in the same emotional, detached style. Reveals much more about the speaker.

Tugging On a Rope: My first ever Lord of the Rings story. This is a comedy about Aragorn tugging on a rope. If it sounds dumb, that's because it is dumb. But it is funny.

Breakfast At Merry's: A random story I just wrote without any planning or anything. This usually helps me write better, but it only works for comedies. Try writing a drama with no forseeable end, and, well, you get my Halo stories. Anyway, it's a short, simple story about friendship, courage, and, well, actually, it's not about anything. It's just random. That's what I love in a story.

Afternoon At Merry's: The sequel to Breakfast At Merry's. It doesn't completely tie into the original and doesn't really carry over many elements (for example, in this story, Merry doesn't hate Sam). But I thought it was better than the first one. (Lord of the Donkeys... chuckle...) Anyway, I'm hoping to write another sequel for this series, but hey, you never know.

Jedi Nites 2: The Search for Anakin: The sequel to Jedi Nites 1. This story took a long time to finish (too long, really), but at least it's done now. I'm glad that I was able to bring it all to an end. It revolves around the Jedi searching for, who else, Anakin Skywalker. Along the way, they meet some old friends (and enemies), a chocolate-obsessed person named Clyde, a stormtrooper who's just a bit familiar, and a villain known as The End. If you like Star Wars, but also like people making fun of Star Wars, go check out! Though I recommend reading the original first...

UNFINISHED STORIES THAT WILL NOT BE CONTINUED:

Halo Survival: My first story. Based off the video game Halo. I only have two chapters posted, though I actually wrote several more that aren't that great. The reason this story sunk? It turns out that sergeants don't outrank captains, and, well, I never had the time to find a new ranking that would fit under sergeant. Anyway, it's still up, but mostly for nostalgia. I do not believe I will ever finish it.

Halo: First Person Shooter: My second story. I've pretty much gone on hiatus from it; I had a sixth chapter started, but it's stuck on the computer that I don't use anymore and I haven't taken the time to retrieve it. Anyway, this has always been one of my favorite stories. It's written from the first person perspective about a Christian soldier fighting for his life on the Delta Halo. Using flashbacks and such, it's one of my longer, more involved stories. Unfortunately, I will not be putting this series on permanent hiatus, meaning it most likely won't be finished, so I'm sorry for that.

The Sidewinder Crew: Ah, my first comedy. I forgot about it the first time I did this other published stories section. I don't know why. I also don't know why I wrote this story. Oh, the good old days... The days of Stevie, and the private, and the flag named Natalie... Oh, those were the days. Sadly, this story got worse and worse and got less and less popular till it basically came to a standstill after fourteen chapters. I really like some of the better jokes, but some of them just, well, missed the mark. (Primarily the "testosterone" gag... Ugh...) But it did teach me good lessons: Think of an ending before you start a long story. Also, avoid time-traveling at all costs (or at least plan it out). It's not going to be finished, so, yeah, it's another one of my long, unfinished works.

The Javelin: I've referred to this as the "Javelin saga." Why? Because that's what it is. It's already over fifteen chapters long, and I still haven't finished it. Based off the Mega Man Zero video games, it's basically what happens after the end of the latest game, Mega Man Zero 4. It's a lot darker than my other works as the hero from the video games turns out to be one of the villains. I really like this story. It's officially my most popular story with the most hits (at least a hundred per chapter at my last count.) Unfortunately, like Halo: FPS, I'm putting this on permanent hiatus, meaning it will most likely not be finished. I'm sorry for

The First Tale of the Four Travelers: A comedy based on the video game Final Fantasy I. It revolves around the four heroes of the game. I really like it and am proud of the fact that it's my only story that is in a C2 that I didn't create. I won't be continuing this (surprise, surprise!) so my apologies for that.

The Last Thing I Need on Middle-Earth is a Fangirl: This is a story that I probably should not have published. Basically, I got the idea for a LOTR-obsessed fangirl to be teleported to Middle-Earth and meet up with Aragorn. However, I was never really sure if I wanted to follow the books or the movies, or if I wanted it to be a serious interpretation or more of a comedic parody like my other LOTR stories, so... it only got to chapter 2, I think. I'm sorry I never wrote more of it.

WORKS IN PROGRESS

Hey Kids, Let's Read Heavy Rain!:

So, bored yet? Go read my fics then! And special thanks to Nogard for helping me find this thing.

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The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group by Princess of Ithilien reviews
NEW CHAP 18 A tale of mystery, intrigue, randomness, scariness, randomness, excitement, randomness, suspense, randomness, and shameless author insertion. And randomness. R&R! I guarantee you'll laugh! Or at least smile.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Lord of the Rings: The Freakoship of the Ring by Monty Python61 reviews
A fun parody, not in accordance with every aspect of the books or movies. Fido Gaggins begins his quest to destroy the thumb ring. CHAPTER TWELVE UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Rainy Day Repartee by Violin Ghost reviews
Rainy days may be cozy, but they're only one thing to little boys: boring. A few conversations between an inquisitive child and his parents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Amme Moto reviews
He hates the way she argues, She hates it when he’s there. He hates the way she’s always right. She hates that he doesn’t care. He hates her big dumb saber belt, She hates when he reads her mind. The list just keeps on going! CarthXLSFRev
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
The Missing Lines by Violin Ghost reviews
On the day of her funeral, Boromir and Faramir struggle to remember a song their mother used to sing to them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
conspiRacy VerBatim by DuoJagan reviews
Tucker is tipped off about The conspiracy and ends up dragging Caboose and Griff along in his quest to prove to everyone that red and blue are the same. I finally thought of a clever tital name
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
Christmas Eve Cookies by Princess of Ithilien reviews
The Fellowship make cookies. Silly little story. Merry Christmas! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
A Game of CTF by Halofan22 reviews
Four Spartans are sent to Blood Gulch on a very important mission. All they have to do is engage the covenant and...capture a flag? Rated T for minor language and violence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Red vs Blue The appearence of the Covenent by DuoJagan reviews
the title says it all. The covenent come to blood gulch pursuing a human ship infested by the flood. What will happen? Well if you read my other fics you know that whatever happens shall be insane
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
Randomness On Ice by Princess of Ithilien reviews
The Fellowship have a very crazy time while ice skating...AU Very random
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
So you love Caboose, what is WRONG with you? by DuoJagan reviews
Blue team gets a real doctor who has a thing for caboose, hence the romance. It's not really romance. Its basacly just humor, and humor, and more humor...just read it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
What Jedi Masters Do In Their Free Time by Princess of Ithilien reviews
A hilarious account answering all your questions of exactly WHAT Jedi Masters do in their free time. R&R! COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
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Hey Kids, Let's Read Heavy Rain! reviews
What would Heavy Rain be like as a children's story book? Well... maybe not quite like this, but it would be something similar! So, buckle up for some rain-drenched action in Heavy Rain: Storytime Edition. CHAPTER 6 IS UP
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010
Jedi Nites 2: The Search for Anakin reviews
Sequel to Jedi Nites: Adventures of the Lite Side! Follow the adventures of Obiwan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Wade the Battle Droid, Darth Sidious, and others as they search for the key to controlling the galaxy: A Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker... FINISHED.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The Javelin reviews
Based on Mega Man Zero. The End of the Humans is nigh... Or so they might think. Note: I lied. D: This story is on PERMANENT hiatus, meaning it will most likely never be updated. I'm really sorry. Thank you for reading.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Tugging on a Rope: The Extended Edition reviews
An extended, inside look on the pointless LOTR comedy! Includes more jokes, more action, and an exclusive author cameo! The author commentary is here! Please enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
The Last Thing I Need on Middle Earth is a Fangirl reviews
Aragorn, son of Arathorn, must lead the hobbits to Rivendell and fulfill his destiny as King of Gondor. But what he doesn't expect is that he will soon be getting a very, very unwelcome guest. Note: This story will not be continued. I'M SORRY. D:
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
Afternoon At Merry's reviews
The sequel to Breakfast At Merry's. The four main hobbits wait at Merry's house while Gandalf gets their lunch. Will the wizard be able to get the food to them in time? Read and found out! Also, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Meriadoc B., Gandalf - Complete
Breakfast at Merry's reviews
A short LOTR humor story that really has almost nothing to do with breakfast. The four main hobbits hang out at Merry's house. But there's a surprise guest... Summary stinks. Story does not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
Tugging on a Rope reviews
A short chapter story based on the LOTR movies. Basically just makes fun of the characters and also different roles played by the actors in the movies. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Her Name was Ciel reviews
A sort of sequel to His Name was Axl. Based almost solely on Mega Man Zero. Please review.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
His Name was Axl reviews
A very brief short story based on Mega Man X and Mega Man Zero. Please review.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
The First Tale of the Four Travelers reviews
Based on Final Fantasy I. The four travelers arrive at Castle Cornelia. But will they leave the city in one piece? Note: This story is on PERMANENT hiatus and will most likely never continue. I'M VERY SORRY.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
A Test for Harpuia reviews
As Harpuia struggles with his feelings for Leviathan, he finds himself subjected to a test that could either enrich his love or demolish it... Please R&R!
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Jedi Nites: Adventures of the Lite Side reviews
The adventure begins as the Jedi Council must deal with the greatest threat to the galaxy: Themselves! What ensues are lame soap operas, coffee jokes, and a whole lot of disclaimers...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Halo: First Person Shooter reviews
I wake up in a clearing with no one around and a piece of metal stuck in my leg. Whoopee. Note: This is now on PERMANENT hiatus, meaning it will most likely never be updated again. My apologies to all who read it and enjoyed it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
The Sidewinder Crew reviews
Red and Blue armies converge at Sidewinder for...something or other. Rated PG 13 for Mild Language, Some Crude Humor, and Violence. Note: I don't believe that I will ever continue this series. I'M VERY SORRY, and thank you for reading.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,880 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
The Life and Times of Bill and Fred: Volume 2 reviews
The duo is back in this all new adventure, featuring more action, humor, and...um...action! Finished.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Two Exiles: A Story reviews
Set at the end of KOTOR 2. The exile, Daven, has feelings for Brianna, the Handmaiden, but he knows that he must leave without her to destroy the Sith. Please review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
The Life and Times of Bill and Fred reviews
Based on Star Wars Battlefront II. Two stormtroopers struggle to find meaning in their lives in the ruins of the Jedi Temple. Please R&R is you want me to write a sequel!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Halo Survival reviews
Marines must survive on the harsh ringworld of Halo... Note: This will probably never get updated again. I apologize for any inconvenience this causes. And captains don't rank lower than sergeants. Don't forget that.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
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