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Joined 09-12-05, id: 895874
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and CSI: Miami.

The Required Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Star Trek: The Next Generation, CSI, or CSI: Miami. They all belong to their respective creators, and I'm merely borrowing them for my own twisted desires. All rights reserved


04/02/2007 -- Been a long time since I updated the profile. Quite a bit has happened. Mainly being attacked by a whole stampeding herd of rampaging plot bunnies that required several people to wrangle. Those people are affectionately known as 'Crackbunny Syndrome', and the project is "Balance of Power" (which you can find on Live Journal under the usernames of 'c_b_s', 'c_b_syndrome', and 'cbs_crackfic'). Eventually we'll get around to getting it posted here. As of now, only two chapters are up at FF, but there are 22 total, and they're all on LiveJournal. Go! Read! Comment!

At this time, the completion of "Once More With Pirates" has been placed on the back burner --mainly until I fix some problems with the story that requires me to go aaaaalllllllll the way back to the very beginning, with "Gotta Knock a Little Harder" (see what happens when you write by the seat of your pants?). So GKaLH is under revision, and when I finish THAT, I'll update the entire story at once, rather than a chapter at a time, thus causing massive amounts of confusion... since... well... I'm -revising- it, and making some major changes. THEN I can revise what I have of OMWP, and maybe... MAYBE... be able to get it finished.

While all this is going on, I'm also writing a Fullmetal Alchemist/CSI:/CSI: Miami crossover... be afraid. It'll be pretty CSI-heavy through most of it... mainly because it's fun to mess with such logical minds with things-that-should-not-happen. The Fullmetal Alchemist part of the story is going to be A/U. There is no time-travel, no inter-dimensional Gate-Hopping. It's a 'what if'. What if the people from FMA lived in this world and the Alchemists still had their 'talents'? The challenge is in explaining it all in a plausible manner.

I love a good challenge!


I do want to say thank you to everyone who's been following these stories. Your feedback means alot to me, and gives me a nice, warm skwishie feeling inside. And if I haven't commented on any of your stories (those of you who write them), it doesn't mean I haven't been reading them, because I have. I promise to comment when I finish, though. And to X-Over...thank you for inviting me here. I greatly appreciate the warm welcome I've received.
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Jean Havoc: A Work In Progress by havocmangawip reviews
What happened, happened. What matters now is how am I going to get through this? You can retire from the military, but being on Team Mustang is for life - you can't run from it, even if you could run... and now I get to start life over as a civilian.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 395,554 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Gracia H., Jean H., Sciezska
Leadbelly: She Wanted To Die by sidewalk serfer girl reviews
Chapter 107: You'd just love to hear me beg for mercy, wouldn't you? Sequel to 'She Wanted To Die'.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 107 - Words: 188,229 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Faye V., Spike S.
Of Alchemists and Mutants by metgear5 reviews
When an experiment involving alchemy inadvertently crosses with a similar experiment on another world Ed and Al will have to deal with new 'alchemists' in the form of the X-Men and Brotherhood.
Crossover - X-Men & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,900 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2005
Endless Moment by maboroshi-hime reviews
Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Edward E.
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Cover Her Face by stagemystic reviews
There were too many ghosts living in his own head to worry about those he might encounter here...' Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Scar, Nina T. - Complete
Forgiveness by Sevlow reviews
Mustang questions his sanity and searches for redemption as memories from the Ishbalan uprising silently tear him apart.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,082 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What Could It Hurt? by Alchemist Experiment reviews
A trip to Central leads to an awkward encounter, dinner, dating and a crash course in the human nerve system. HavocWinry, full series and movie spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Jean H., Winry R. - Complete
Singing Telegram by havocmangawip reviews
Spoilers for Manga 40: Havoc's morale is low, what lengths will Mustang's subordinates go to to cheer him up? Mayhem abounds. One shot in response to a challenge.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Crush by Kellen reviews
Duo finds himself stuck between a rock and a hard place when he tries to avoid capture by OZ soldiers.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Duo M. - Complete
Laughter by Kellen reviews
He tried to remind himself that he loved it when she laughed. Really. He did. WE vignette.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Vengeance by Kellen reviews
When two year old Elysia Hughes is abducted and her father injured, Gracia turns to Colonel Mustang for help. When Roy arrives in Central, he himself pitted against a criminal who will stop at nothing to satiate his thirst for revenge. [WIP]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Roy M.
Finding Worth by Kellen reviews
A frustrating morning turns deadly when Colonel Mustang is confronted by Scar.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Dress Up by Hola-Meg-a-Cola reviews
[Roy!centric][One shot] For a man with such a devotion to mini skirts, his childhood began with a loathing for the female attire.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Aftermath: Rhapsody in Pieces by Regina Raptorum reviews
After it's all said and done, you just gotta pick up the pieces and go on... Cowboy Bebop Aftermath fic. Complete, SPOILERS. Please RR.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Puppy Proofing Your Dojo by Resmiranda reviews
Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Befores and Afters by Negotiatrix reviews
Faye was debating her next move and feeling decidedly sorry for herself. Out of money, out of luck and out of her mind drunk. Again. Some things just never change.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Faye V., Jet B. - Complete
A Tight Spot by Negotiatrix reviews
Jet and Faye find themselves in a tight spot, in the dark, alone. Gee, I wonder what happens next... A oneshot.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Faye V., Jet B. - Complete
Play Me Some More of that Old Blues by dragonnan reviews
IT'S FINISHED!Sometimes, fate dictates the course of our lives... and deaths. Spike's story is not over yet. Something happened to them all, something they forgot, something that may change what fate dictated.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,892 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004
Birdhouse in Your Soul by alliedoll reviews
A slice of life fiction about Faye and Jet mostly. it involves Faye trying to find her place in the world and her place on the bebop. I don't own Bebop or they might be giants, or for that matter John Denver.Final Chapter is now done. Please read and revi
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Elysium by Tobu Ishi reviews
He would have given his blessing, if he'd lived to see it. They will build their love on his memory. (romance, post-series, Al?)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Rosarium by Tobu Ishi reviews
He can transmute the world if he wants. She will transmute him. EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
No Questions by Moonlit Aria reviews
Jet Black didn’t like being questioned -- especially by her. [ Bebop one-shot. Rated-R for language and suggested content. ]
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Wooden by Tobu Ishi reviews
(SPOILERS) He never realized how useful automail could be until he was an entire world away from it, or what a pain simple daily tasks could become. (one-shot, profanity galore, sarcastic Hohenheim)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Snapshots by fireblazie reviews
Memories of various times in their lives. [EdxWinry]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004
Jaybird by Tobu Ishi reviews
The next day, Ed thought to beat the system by going outside to use the shower spigot on the back wall of the house, usually reserved for hosing down equipment and occasionally the dog..." PG, oneshot, hints of EdWin, comic nudity
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
Breaking the Dogs by EstelRaca reviews
Hughes listens as Roy sketches out a story of Ishbal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Watching in Silence by EstelRaca reviews
Hughes watches from the sidelines as Ed and Roy fight. Episode 13 Spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Witness by Starzki reviews
Super-angsty short one-shot post Session 26. Jet and Faye's initial reactions to the bad news.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
Death Do We Part by Luc Court reviews
POV Mustang, spoilers for the Ishbal conflict. The relationship of one State Alchemist to the army who gave him that name.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Roy M. - Complete
Ironic by Zolac no Miko reviews
One shot Cowboy Bebop fic... Spike suffers the consequences of his actions...
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Complete
She Wanted To Die by sidewalk serfer girl reviews
Look for Leadbelly: She wanted to die ....it's the second half of the story...
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,954 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002
Steps by Agent Orange reviews
Spoilers a-hoy. Little venture into the mind of Jet after The Real Folk Blues.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/8/2002
The Cowboy's Unofficial Guide to the Open Road by Agent Orange reviews
Faye drags a very unwilling Spike on the road trip from hell as she searches for another piece of her past. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
Freaks Flock Together by Agent Orange reviews
The Bebop gang goes undercover at an institute for troubled families to catch a shrink with a shady past. Luckily, dysfunction isn't a stretch for them. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Complete
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How to Create a Killer in Ten Steps reviews
Before he became the apostate, nameless killer of alchemists, Scar had a name... and a family... and a love. Character History. Mild spoilers for the manga/2nd anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Scar
Words Never Said reviews
He found the thin package, neatly wrapped in white butcher paper, under the last of the stack of journals he was packing up to ship to his new post up north. Buried deliberately all but forgotten. He’d wanted to forget it was there. The shape, weighHe
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Sit Vis Tecum reviews
The victim's head had exploded from within, there was a tank of some mysterious red substance in the basement, and an animal that looked suspiciously like a cross between a dog and a human... This was NOT your typical Miami crimescene
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,581 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bright Light Dim reviews
In the aftermath of the invasion from the other side of the Gate, the Hero of Central goes missing. But is it a case of revenge? Or attonement?Eventual HavocMustang
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Jean H., Roy M.
Primal Substantia reviews
The high walls and the new moon gave excellent coverage for a predator, but what could hide him could also hide his prey, and she knew this place far better than he did. Warnings: Rape Fantasies, Public Sex, Stalking, QuasiNonCon sorta, but not
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
And Ever Widening Slowly Silence All reviews
Most people only listened to words, but the silences between them could also speak volumes to the attentive ear.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Never Gamble reviews
Sergeant Major Cain Fuery always bets in the office pool when Havoc and Mustang compete for the attentions of a pretty woman. All too often, he looses, though. But not tonight. TWT, One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete