Lady Bitter Irony
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Joined 09-12-05, id: 896000, Profile Updated: 08-06-16
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Coldfire Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle, Samurai 7, and 1984.

I should note, not all the stories here are mine--'Enduring Beyond the End of the World' and 'Aragorn's Adventures' are from my sister, who had originally started this account but then, regrettably, stopped writing fanfiction. If you enjoyed these stories, feel free to say so in a review and I'll tell her. Just because she doesn't write fanfic anymore doesn't mean she doesn't appreciate feedback.

Okay, that paragraph accidentally strayed into being about my sister. Me. I have a Tumblr and an account at Archive of Our Own. Still, Fanfiction.net is where I got my start sharing stories with readers on the web, and a part of my heart will always belong here.

Words of wisdom I should like to pass on to you:

"The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." - Alexander Chalmers

"I can live two months on a good compliment." - Mark Twain

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

"TV Tropes will RUIN YOU LIFE" - The site itself.

Finding Tolkien by Misty Glow reviews
Three college students follow Prof. Tolkien through his portal to M.E. Will they find him and save him from his folly?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
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Flower Child reviews
Tensions run high as Kanna awaits the first attack from the Nobuseri--and Kyuzo's personality appears to have change drastically, just when they need his stoic bloodthirstiness the most.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
1984 reviews
With all respect to Bowling for Soup...
1984 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Samurainapping reviews
Kidnapping Kyuzo—best case scenario, Kyuzo joins the team albeit by force . Worst case scenario, Katushiro and Kikuchiyo die trying. Either way, Kambei wins—right?
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
A Forced Feeding of Firefly Fare reviews
Nobody gets out of a samurai toast! But on the eve of battle, convincing the most intimidating of the samurai to eat firefly gruel might be more than they can handle…
Samurai 7 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Life Insurance, Youth, and Treachery reviews
Set in an AU universe where Kambei and Kyuzo manage to have their duel to the death. Only I decided in a fit of pique to write the duel as dark comedy. In the end it came out heavier on comedy than dark, but…well, look at the title.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Liquid Courage reviews
Death is on the horizon, so Kambei tries to make the most of life…helped liberally by some liquid courage. Inferred Kyuzo/Kambei milked for humor value
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
After being captured by the Twins, Murtagh is brought before King Galbatorix. There he discovers that he is a rider, and meets his new dragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Hunter reviews
What if Damien had set out to kill the Hunter before leaving for the Eastern Continent?
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Agonized Aragorn's Atrocious Adventures reviews
A playful parody of Aragorn's experiences at Minas Tirith, in both book and film. What are the Dead doing with clipboards? What is that horrible creature called Smookums? What is the sum ofimaginary number j and it's square root cubed? Read and find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Aragorn
Enduring Beyond the End of the World reviews
What would you say to the person you loved most if you knew you were never going to see them again? Arwen and Elrond's last meeting. Please read and let me know how I did.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
The night before Aragorn leaves for the Black Gates, he has a hearttoheart conversation with his closest friend. Please read and review my first story
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
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