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Joined 09-12-05, id: 896022, Profile Updated: 06-19-11
Author has written 17 stories for Wrestling, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Left 4 Dead.
A new era has begun. Its name is Star Phoenix. It's been a while since I updated and even longer since I sat down and actually wrote a story. And in that time, this site has moved on. (not like I was an intrical part or anything) but I feel like perhaps the people who read my Old Shame stories have moved on and it's time to restart this setup. I GENERALLY write for wrestling and once in a while South Park. But I've been pushing aside most of my personal projects to work on my next wrestling story. I'm super excited for it and NOT because whenever I go to the wrestling page it's 90% self in sert/ oc stories. My first serious wrestling longfic, I think I'm going to try giving a road to WrestleMania a shot, hmm? Four out of twenty chapters typed up.
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Andre's Giant Snake Problem by Bob Wright reviews
Adapted from the classic golden age feud. When Jake the Snake learns of Andre's fear of snakes, he decides to use that fear to drive the Giant out of wrestling for good. NOW COMPLETED
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011
The Hilarious Misadventures of Legacy by Mattitude reviews
Completely random and silly slices of life starring the boys of Legacy. Featuring Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Teddy DiBiase Jr., and others! Rated T for mild-language. R&R please!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr.
Run, Jimmy, Run! by lovova reviews
It was during an ordinary mission, just delivering a package from a student to someone in the town, that Jimmy finally snapped. T for mild amount of cursing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Jimmy H., Peter K. - Complete
Unhinged Love by SkyyRyder reviews
COMPLETED x Two people, who virtually despise each other, end up having a drunken night of pure passion. What happens next? x CenaOC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,842 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/20/2005 - John Cena - Complete
The Rantings Of A Couple Old Geezers by IAmMeAndNoOneElse reviews
Triple H and Shawn Michaels, now MUCH older, sit on a porch and discuss the strange deaths of their co-workers over the years. Character deaths dealt with in a humorous fashion, not meant to be sad at all. Hope you enjoy!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Edge's Rated R Alphabet by Failure Turtle reviews
Edge takes his hand at writing a children's book to teach kids across America the alphabet. Oneshot.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edge - Complete
The Warriors 2: NYC Grudge by Rezdude reviews
Well a year has passed in New York and the Warriors still need to keep their game and gang together. Will Vermin make a good surrogate for Swan while he's out? Will Ajax ever get out of the big house? And what is Rembrandt up to lately?
Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Bad Boy by razmatazz3000 reviews
Christian Cage attempts to be a better person. Big mistake.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Spongebob Director's Cut Series by Black Shy Guy reviews
See what goes on in Bikini Bottom that Nickelodeon's whiny goons would never show you! Violence, drug use, and swearing present. Now with the official Part Four: The Real Deal! ZOMG R&R!11!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005
Stuck in the Middle with You by SoloWolf reviews
300 words, Orange's POV on the lyrics of the song and how they relate to his position.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Sweethearts by SoloWolf reviews
4 drabbles : From the POVs of Pumpkin and Honey Bunny. Rated for a lot of swearing.
Pulp Fiction - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Cut And Run by BiteMeTechie reviews
Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Sucker punches by Unprofound reviews
A take on Vic Vega's view of Mr Pink, the Cabot family, and that cop he's driving around with. And Mr Pink has never really hit a guy like that before now.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Vincent Vega's Dilemma by Michael Vega reviews
A cheap gun for hire named Vincent Vega discovers something about his target victim, which gives him second thoughts about going through with the hit.
Pulp Fiction - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Spongebob's Rant by ReesieReese reviews
Spongebob learns that he is going to be taken off the air... and he is not happy. Rated for the 'H' and 'A' word.DISCONTINUED
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
What's The Worst That Could Happen? by That One Apologue reviews
See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good. Edited & slightly revised! Includes various WWE superstars.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,934 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Dear Leo by BubblyShell22 reviews
The Turtles miss their brother, but Splinter urges them to write letters to Leo while he's in Japan. Takes place before Scion of the Shredder.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006
Eddie's Revenge by BubblyShell22 reviews
Oneshot. Eddie Guerrero sees that the WWE is insulting him and decides to take matters into his own hands.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Randy Orton, Ladies Man by Take Me Back To Gallifrey reviews
A day in the Life of RKO. please read and review.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
A Warrior's Pain by BubblyShell22 reviews
Leo is still recovering from his wounds. Can his family help him out? Takes place after Tales of Leo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
The Dukes of Hazard WWE Style by Vada Lee reviews
Undertaker and Kane as the dukes. Paul Heyman as Boss Hogg, Austin the narrator what more does a story need?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
Real World: WWE by TakerTakeMe reviews
The Undertaker. Chris Jericho. Dave Batista. Shawn Michaels. Stephanie McMahon. Torrie Wilson. Lita. What will happen when these seven superstars are forced to live in a house together to reach their ultimate goal?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005
Welcome to Greenwich by The Ragin' Wolf reviews
Welcome to Greenwich, Connecticut, a neighbor filled with only WWE superstars! See what the WWE superstars go thru when they are not in character...or are they?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2005
The Hardcore Boyz by TakerTakeMe reviews
ONE SHOT. Based loosely on the Powerpuff Girls. Includes Undertaker, Kane, & Chris Jericho as the Hardcore Boyz Vince McMahon as Professor McMahon Hulk Hogan as No Mo Ho Ho Ric Flair as Wooooo Kid John Cena as the mayor and Torrie Wilson as the mayor's AS
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
WWE Superstars Play PlayStation2 Games by chocoholicbookworm reviews
Nobody has come up with a storyline for... TWO WEEKS! The superstars are stuck in a hotel, and Kurt Angle buys a PS2. Just read it, okay?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005
When Mary Attacks! by Little Black Duress reviews
Mary Sues. The evil beings upon this planet have infested the WWE since ff.net put this section up. Nowadays, they're all attacking Randy. Can the Superstars destroy this evil and let Orton go to the fricken' ring without being tackled by beautiful women
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
I am the cheese! by Mightywayne reviews
PG 13 for slight swearing. A Triple H parody of how cheesy he is. Please read and review, it's funny! UPDATE: Now also En Espanol!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 9/26/2003
Again for the Last Time by Fellowshipper reviews
Edge has failed Christian for the last time. Or so he would like to believe. (Brood fic)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002
With You By Myself by bellerophon reviews
Edge and Christian sort out their problems in strange circumstances.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2002
Up And Down And Back Again by bellerophon reviews
Edge and Christian had a life before the WWE. They were teenagers once, too.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002
Never Strike Twice by Fellowshipper reviews
Edge, Christian, and a serious problem between the two of them. (E&C slash)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2002
brother of mine by C Kodachi and Akane Hibiki reviews
Christian thinks of his past and gets help in the most unlikely places
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2002
Mister Austins neighborhood by Lacks Integrity reviews
What if Stone cold hosted a popular PBS childrens program
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/17/2002
Oh My God! Not Another Fanfic! by Y2J1 reviews
King Edge has an announcement to make, and several superstars don't seem to like it.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2001
Mr. Benoit takes a trip to the dentist. by StOnE CoLd SaRaH reviews
LMAO! It's kinda a continuation of Rhyno the tooth fairy one. Ya don't need to read that one to get this one. It's just fluff! Yaya! This fluff has Benoit going to some strangely familair blond, goofy dentist's...R&R please!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2001
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The Road to WrestleMania: A Path of Enlightenment reviews
John Morrison is determined to make 2012 his year and that starts with his Road to WrestleMania. But when he is targeted by CM Punk, he quickly gets sucked into something that is deeper than championship belts.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - John Morrison/Nitro, CM Punk
It Only Takes One reviews
Everyone has a story. John Morrison's begins here. Written as a challenge for a teacher who dared me to write a story that made pro wrestling sound like serious business.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - John Morrison/Nitro, The Miz - Complete
The Ballad of Chicago Ted reviews
The L4D2 gang have finally made it! But just as they try to board the plane in the Parish, every zombie and his zombie mama come out to attack! Who can save them now!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
Reservoir Wrestlers reviews
Warning! If swearing makes you faint, you will go in a coma from reading this!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Why Us? reviews
Vince & Linda's anniversary is coming up in a couple of weeks, so Vince sends some superstars on a quest to obtain the ultimate anniversary gift: Bret Hart's jacket. Response to Alchoholic's challenge
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006
Chris Jericho's Odded Out Week reviews
Chris Jericho screws up the day before he returns to the WWE so now he has to pay with an odded out week!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006
We've Had Enough reviews
The WWE superstars have had enough and they're not going to take it anymore.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Mr McMahon Gets Bored Again reviews
Well, after that crazy, yet notoriously short adventure, Vince has to make it up to the superstars!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
You Have A Problem reviews
A silly little oneshot. Edge's friends confront him about his obsession with the World Heavyweight Title.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
The Night Before WrestleMania 21 reviews
I was watching it and I guess I got a little creative!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
The WWE Superstars Go Will Smith reviews
My take on what would happen if the WWE superstars start singing Will Smith songs!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
A Gift To All reviews
My special Christmas gift to all Christian fans!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
The Proof of Bikini Bottom reviews
Title doesn't really go with story... oh, well, Marz is a deepsea scientist and she decides to visit Bikini Bottom! Plz don't flame me saying that it makes no sense... I KNOW
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Eddie & Rey Find A Cake! reviews
Exactly what the title says. Sorry about the corny ending!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Mr McMahon Gets Bored reviews
What happens when Vince gets bored and uses his special mood rings to entertain himself with his superstars?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Uncle Eddie reviews
A story about Eddie Guerrero and what might be going through Chavo's mind after the recent accident.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
The WWF Requirement Sheet reviews
ONESHOT Once you get past the bumps and bruises to make it in the WWF, there is a written part you must take. Sorry if this offends any fans! My first one! Please R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
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