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Pretence by camnz reviews
Marriage Law fic. Normalcy was an unrealistic ambition when everyone must return to Hogwarts for their final year after the war. The pretence impossible to continue as all are called on to save the wizarding world - yet again, by law, this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 95,561 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 1/11/2020 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draft of Living Death by Maloreiy reviews
The Malfoy family is not pleased with the announcement of a Marriage Law, but they are determined to get the best out of it, of course. And the best is clearly Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, would rather die. (Overall Winner of the 'Something Worth Fighting For' competition and also winner of Best Angst, Best Dark, Judges' Favorite, and Fan Favorite.) S&R:CRW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 156 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 6,896 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Travesty of Human Fallibility by evizyt reviews
"You do that for a lot of men, Granger?" He spat, his eyes glittering dangerously. "Return favors?" Irrationality was rising in her like a tide. The street was empty... Anything could happen. HDr. [Note that this story contains my pre-college/feminism/consent is sexy take on certain events]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,701 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Apples Are Forever by frostykitten reviews
Draco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at Drapple
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Upholding the Law by frostykitten reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Print Warfare by frostykitten reviews
Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfectly Perfectionist by Radical.2 reviews
Hermione's always been a bit of a perfectionist, but when someone purposely tries to annoy her by being what she hates the most, how can she not, well, attack him- them? If it's for a good cause? Try and resist it if you can, Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Give Him Hell, Peeves by LadyFateContemplatingDisaster reviews
"Give him hell from me, Peeves," ordered George. "I don't care how you do it, but he deserves it for cheating on Hermione." These orders are what gave Peeves the incentive to lock Granger and Malfoy in a broom closet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Lovin' Revisited by wekfnwekonf reviews
'"So Granger, bet I'm never going to hear some of your chat up lines." Draco said slyly.' Sequel to Summer Lovin', can be read on its own, personally, I don't believe that this is suitable for young readers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Mirror Series: Gifts and Sacrifices by RZZMG reviews
Draco will go to any lengths to save his wife, Hermione, from a demonic possession. He tracks down an old war hero believed dead for the task, but every good deed demands a sacrifice. H&V DECADE LATER CHALLENGE. Dramione,Post-Howarts-EWE,DARK. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On Wings and Crowns by wugglyump reviews
Thumbelina jumps into relationships too quickly, but Swallows mate for life. One-shot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
Two Kingdoms by slam a revolving door reviews
Jasmine has never thought about marriage. Now she's being forced to marry a prince of Kilmere a potentially old man with a wife already! So she does what any self respecting princess would: she runs away. But if she finds love, will it end in tears?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
The Long, Hard, and Stormy Knight by Indygodusk reviews
I must warn you that I'm not quite sure if page 213 is physically possible. However, I am insanely curious, and you look quite limber, so I'm willing to give it a shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
How a Malfoy Stole Christmas by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy hated Christmas and everything about it. He hated presents, trees, greenery and bows. He hated the songs, even when they were sung by his pretty next door neighbor. He bet he could make her hate Christmas too, if given half a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Horror Hookups by Relictus reviews
Its Valentine's Day, and Lockhart wants his students to have fun so he brews a love potion. Unfortunately, he screws up as usual, causing disastrous results and some very as the name suggests horror hookups.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 7050 - Favs: 7,945 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Envying Monte Cristo by Backroads reviews
Kim has been presumed dead for six years. Now she has returned to Middleton with a strange alliance and the question of who had sold her out.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kim P., Brick F. - Complete
A Marriage Law Defeated by krachum reviews
For everyone who ever thought the marriage law plot was an incredibly dumb excuse for a lack of imagination. How the houses of Hogwarts united thanks to minister Fudge's stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
The Phone That Mocked Draco by davestridersjunk reviews
What The HELL Is That?" Draco shouted, spinning on his spot. "Didn't I tell you to answer it Draco?" Hermione asked. "I did! I asked it, where are you from? Can't it say anything but 'ring, ring?" He asked, confusion evident in his tone. A Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Me by persistentillusion reviews
When she married it was not for love, the marriage law was passed- and she was essentially bought by the highest bidder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss With The Ferret by davestridersjunk reviews
Not wanting to be left out, Hermione tries to get over her fear of heights by flying on her broom, which turns out unsuccesful. However, when a certain Slytherin comes along they form a deal: A Flying Lesson for a Kiss. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Jess.91 reviews
Peter loved, but he envied and he grew to hate. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Peter P. - Complete
In Fields of White by LilTinyBee reviews
A walk past Malfoy Manor stirs up memories of the war and a hopeful Slytherin within its wall. DMHG. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happenstance by carpetfibers reviews
What did you wish for' She cannot hide her curiosity, his expression afterward strikes her so strangely. His smile for her now does the same, and she stops mid-step. 'It's a secret.'- Life is made up of the moments, the seemingly happenstance. D/HR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Epitaph by dormiensa reviews
Dramione one-shot. In loving memory...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Sleepwalking by attica reviews
It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dancing in the Sheets by neome89 reviews
After a school trip to Hogsmeade, Hermione wakes to find herself in a rather compromising position with Draco Malfoy.... Rating may go up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,335 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
King Me by Slivovitz reviews
She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 273 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by LilTinyBee reviews
“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marriage Law by OnlyAtNight reviews
Not all women choose to submit to the stupidity of the new Marriage Law. Hermione Granger tells the Order of the Phoenix to go F itself. A story with artistic license. Complete. HG VK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
In Their Memory by fictitiousburn reviews
A huge loss rocks Draco's world in so many different ways (Draco/Hermione/Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Changing Partners by slam a revolving door reviews
[oneshot] 'He looks up at me for the first time and freezes. Our gaze meets and time stops. Just like that. How can life be so cruel? One moment it forces two people to part… and the next it throws the other person at your feet.'
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
There are Some by dizzydragon reviews
[Short story] She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that Draco Malfoy was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it, too. DMHG, RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 310 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Winter Hex by sundroptea reviews
A flash of green light shot from her wand and the boy disappeared into nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 6,396 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Catch Me by EvenSong reviews
Complete! Elensar is a Princess who has been kidnapped by the dashing King of Delran, at the behest of her oldest sister, no less. Through her cynicism and dry wit, she tells her story, which is based off the Twelve Dancing Princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,823 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Harry and Every Flavor Bean by Marmalade Fever reviews
Voldemort's newest plan for tormenting Harry includes... Well, see the title. Voldemort even sings. Warning, contains gross bean flavors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Deadly Obsession by pensive puddles reviews
[one-shot]There is no hope, no light in the world any longer since Harry's disapperance. In the dark world, a young girl is trapped and forgotten by all except one certain blond haired boy who has a deadly obsession still over her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Termination by Mutual Agreement reviews
Haitus while I actively REWRITE! NOT abandoned/ March 8th, 2021. When Malfoy proposes they fake a sham marriage, Hermione is all too eager to game the system the way it has played her but pretending to be happy couple in the limelight may come with a price no one wants to pay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 5/23/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Millicent Repeller reviews
Kissing Hermione Granger at the moment seemed like a good idea. It was sure to keep the evil snob Millicent away from him...too bad that didn't work. Well...at least he got the girl. REVAMPED (August 2019). COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The flu reviews
Draco needs a flu shot and who better to get one from than healer Granger herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete