Author has written 8 stories for Crossing Jordan, Holes, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Harry Potter, LXG, and Misc. Movies.
Hi, here are some things I think are cool or funny.
Just a heads up, some of these don't have a by so in so. Not mine if they are I'll say so, unless they suck.
"Nothing, not a hundred-thousand years, nor a large sign with bright lettering, nor the loudest-screamed warning message could have prepared him for what happened next." Shatterpoint by my friend TheRandomScribbler
"May he find eternal peace and joy in a better world far from here."Trappedin Darkness by Nadja Lee http://www.fanfiction.net/u/104470/
Lucky Day: In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo! The Three Amigos!
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' Ellen DeGeneres
"Any back way I should know about? Secret passagedways into the castle?"
"What would be the purpose of fortafing the walls and a drawbrige if your going to have a little door marked SECRET PASSAGE WAY- ATTACKERS PLEASE STAY OUT?"
Heir Apparent Vivian Vande Velde
"Lock him up officer he kills with the power of his mind!" Dean on Supernatural"O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!
Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
That ever lived in the tide of times.
Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,--
Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue--
A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial. " Mark Antony, Julius Ceasar by Shakespear
"Sush, I'm advancing the plot." Nomaras C Bluesummers