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Joined 03-25-17, id: 8982652, Profile Updated: 07-18-19
Author has written 17 stories for Caillou, Dinosaucers, Simpsons, Land Before Time, Dinosaurs, Garfield, Sly Cooper, Dinosaur Train, Kung Fu Panda, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Emoji Movie, Lion King, Metroid, Animal Crossing, and Chibi-Robo!.

Hi! I'm CoolCat9! I'm a alter ego. I was made by a better user to distribute both funny and cringeworthy trollfiction. (take Peter Chimera as a precedent) Also, I am not affiliated with Derek Savage or anything regarding the "Cool Cat" franchise. Enjoy (or cringe at) the stuff I have to offer before someone stops me.

If you want to stop a truly bad person, There is a user going around who is spamming guest reviews and impersonating other authors (including me): https://m.fanfiction.net/u/12177172/

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The Dark Past of Melville by YoBoiSterling27 reviews
A year after the mayor's arrival in Melville, the death toll suddenly increased, however there are reports saying that 3 assassins are living in the peaceful village. The only question is... Why? Only to figure out that they want to start a war. Will Melville become history, or will the residents step up to the plate? Rated M for Violence, Blood & Gore, Nudity, and Language!
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Isabelle, Walt, Amelia, OC
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL: The Remake by Muchacho1994 reviews
A rewrite and, hopefully, an improved version of DarkDoomFireMaster's infamous fanfiction SONIC HIGH SCHOOL. I will try to follow the original plot as closely as possible without the ridiculousness of the original story, and will possibly write new scenes as the story moves along. Your constructive criticism, although unnecessary, is greatly appreciated. Happy reading!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2019 - Published: 3/9/2019 - Sonic
H&H2 - Of Help and Hauntings by IronicSnap reviews
Overnight, Nick's life shatters. Accused of a violent murder he can't remember, he and Judy must flee both the ZPD and a vengeful mastermind. All the while, an unearthly presence stalks him, a dark creature that forces Nick to doubt either his disbelief in ghosts, or his own mind. And the final nail in the coffin – Sly Cooper's back in town. On vacation.
Crossover - Sly Cooper & Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,091 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
raphael and mona lisa's first time by sims44888 reviews
raphael and mona lisa decided to share their first moment together as a married couple
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Raphael, Mona Lisa - Complete
Dragon Dominance by Poke'boy24 reviews
In nature, every group has a Leader, an Alpha. In Dragon groups, an Alpha is either 'King', or 'Queen'. This is about Stella, a Dragoness who wishes to show her dominance and how she become the Queen over her fellow Dragonesses. Warning: Contains Lemons, Yuri and Domination. F Anthro Salamence x F Anthro Harem. (Image created by me, KidJuly24 on DeviantArt)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2019 - Charizard/Lizardon, Salamence/Bohmander, Haxorus/Ononokus, Noivern - Complete
Valorie a Jurassic planet story by Hell hath no fury scorn reviews
Meet Valorie a sex offender who is an Indominus rex, she tells us from her point of view how she became what she is today. Set in a completely different universe movies books all of it non canon Anthro
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Indominus Rex - Complete
The Red Yoshi's Inkventures! The Thousand-Year Door by Dry-Bower-001
Five Inkling friends go on a vacation... to the wrong place! Things can only get worse for Red, Aimee, Robbie, Paul and Gyanna when their boat lands in Rogueport. Join these folks on their adventure to get to protect the treasure from the X-Nauts! (Repost of original RYI: TTYD, since loading errors have made the story unreadable. 2,151 views.)
Crossover - Mario & Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,792 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Inkboy, Inkgirl - Complete
Megadeth425's Solaceon Daycare Secrets by Freddy Jr reviews
I have taken it upon myself to gather the entirety of Megadeth425's greatest masterpiece. I have attempted to contact Megadeth, to determine if they would be fine with this gathering of chapters, though I have not found a site that they have been on for some time. If someone knows if Megadeth is still active somewhere, please PM me.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/3/2017 - OC, Meganium
Naruto and the Jurassic Beauties by coduss reviews
Main Summary inside. this is my first attempt at a lemon story. depending on reception this is a oneshot. please be kind, but honest, in your reviews
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Naruto U.
A Caterpillar Named Armageddon by Archangel1202 reviews
What if the Hungry Caterpillar never got full? What if he never turned into a butterfly? What if, in desperation, he turned to eating human flesh? When this happens, the Caterpillar finds himself in a cycle of eating and killing, which will spread from Earth into the stars themselves.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015
Iris the Dino Hunter by Yamagata reviews
Iris the Opelucid gym leader is left to carry on her gym on Unova. Soon, she is going to be having a more reptilian time at home.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Iris
The Worst Phineas and Ferb Fanfic In History by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
A story about the horrible deaths of everyone in Danville.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
Horrific Assumptions by Saber Wing reviews
Bant overhears a sketchy conversation between her best friend and his Master, and she draws a rather disturbing conclusion. "Bant swore that if a Mon Calamari could blush, she would. They couldn’t be talking about that could they?"
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009
Who Framed Kermit the Frog by Bob Wright reviews
As you can guess, a Muppet version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Story is in this section as it fits the best. NOW COMPLETED.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
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Dinah and Mesa's Wild Adventure reviews
a chibi robo fanfic
Chibi-Robo! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/21 - Complete
Flick's BAD day reviews
Flick has a bad day. Viewer Excretion advised for this fic's guest star. (Someone add Flick and Nat to AC fanfic characters plz!) New York Times Best Seller.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/16 - Complete
Time Tunnel Malfunction reviews
Please read. I'm very cold, sick, and lonely.
Dinosaur Train - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Buddy, Tiny, Mrs. Pteranodon, The Conductor
Space Dragon Hijinks reviews
VALENTINE'S DAY STORY WHERE NO ONE EVER STORIED BEFORE! CONTAINS VITAMIN C OVERDOSE LEVELS OF LEMON! VIEWER EXCRETION HEAVILY ADVISED! Ridley finally meets his soul mate. Anthro, One Day Oneshot, and concentrated citric acid levels of hot!
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/14 - [Ridley, OC] - Complete
How Sean Bailey Got Killed By Timon and Pumba reviews
You won't like cats when they're angry...
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Pumbaa, Timon - Complete
EmojiMovie: Hurt Yourself reviews
Another sleazy trollfic based around another "the worst movie ever". Scratch that, probably THE worst movie ever. This story is pretty mild though, "Meh" if you want to call it that. Enjoy or cringe, I don't mind. MEH!
Emoji Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2019 - Gene - Complete
Burpteen Farteen reviews
A certain fellow screws up and gets thrown into the depths of the Coruscant underworld. I know the guy's long gone but his name can be used as shorthand for anyone like him. Contains men eating alien lemon, so viewer excretion is advised. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/18/2019 - OC - Complete
Norm of the North 5 reviews
First NOTN fanfic on the site! Enjoy... *zzz*
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Complete
The Dinosaurs (Jim Henson) Story reviews
We really need more JH's Dinosaurs fanfics 'round these parts. Read and please review! Crackfic. New York Times Best Seller.
Dinosaurs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Complete
Tigress and Viper in aVOREtion clinic reviews
WORST KUNG FU PANDA FANFIC EVER! VIEWER EXCRETION HEAVILY ADVISED! Honest and harsh reviews welcome! Be sure to check out my other stuff as well! Oneshot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2019 - Tigress, Viper
Scott Actually gets a Hippopotamus for Christmas reviews
A certain fellow gets Murry for Christmas. Tribute to THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE and based off a horrid Christmas song.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2018 - Murray - Complete
Garfield commits a Race Crime reviews
Garfielf really done it this time
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Garfield, Odie - Complete
Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day reviews
Calluo is a very naughty naughty boy
Caillou - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2018 - Complete
Chomper goes to Subway reviews
New York Times Best Seller. Inspired by famous Gravity Falls fanfic. Anthro. Oneshot. Rated T for "Toilet Stuff". Please read and review! :3
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2018 - Chomper - Complete
Poochies Death reviews
The TRUE and HONEST tale of how Poochie died. Contains lemons.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Poochie - Complete
Dinosaucers: dei's 50 shades of clay
a poorly written dinosaucers crackfic lemon. Princess Dei visits Apatty Saurus in a attempt to break Bronto Thunders heart. based off fics by teunic0rn, ShrkBoyDonkyGril, and others. Don't read if you are allergic to lemons and/or poor literacy.
Dinosaucers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bronto Thunder, Princess Dei, Apatty Saurus - Complete
(GoAnimate Crackfic) Doris Kills Mariah Carey reviews
I was at the store yesterday and I got angry. My anger was turned into this fic. Caillou's mom gets sick of hearing Christmas music at the store and does obvious things. Takes place in Goanimate continuity. Oneshot crackfic.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Complete