American Cobra
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Joined 09-16-05, id: 898332, Profile Updated: 01-25-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I write fiction a lot of the time. I road trip oftentimes. I teach English part time. I live in Japan full time.

I'm a bibliophile that majored in Film Production and realized that I don't have the proper social skills to be in movies. It's definitely a collaborative art. I have a passion for special FX makeup, though. I particularly enjoy creating festering wounds. So writing is my calling. Perfect for those of us who don't play well with others. Also, I'm obsessed with the search for the perfect bowl of ramen.

I love fan fiction. There I said it. No shame in that. But if you're here, reading this, then you're just like me. Hello, friend. People may say we got problems, but I say we're just fucking passionate about all things awesome.

I would write more fan fiction if I could but there's no money in that and alas, I aspire to be a published author. So my priority is my original writing. Doesn't mean that I don't skulk the bowels of this website consuming SanSan like a drug. There are some incredibly talented writers here and I love this place for it.

The following are fandoms I enjoy so much that they compel me to search for fanfics:

Harry Potter

A Song of Ice and Fire

Naruto (Unfortunately, I think I'm done with Naruto. What a shitty ending...)

Ever since my young grade school self saw Disney's Beauty and the Beast back in the good ol' 90's, I have developed a special place in my little, rotten heart for cynical, snarky, not so good looking anti-heroes. Be they greasy potion teachers, blue-skinned ninjas or badass, scarred non-knights. And especially a shout out to the original acerbic, intelligent, dark, definitely not handsome and long haired asshole: Here's looking at you, Edward Rochester.

So yeah.

I think I'm done.

Cobra out!

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Teach me, Sakura-sensei! by x. Scarlet Soul .x reviews
AU. Sakura thought that tutoring a bunch of boys after school would be an easy way to get extra credits for university. But she soon found out that, being constantly molested and harassed by these hormone-driven guys wasn't exactly her idea! /Various Sakura pairings/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,904 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sakura H.
Marching Song by kimberlite8 reviews
Sandor's war letters to Sansa while he is on campaign. An epistolary smutfic. "It feels so sweet to fall asleep with your words in my head, your letters underneath my hand. Like I could actually believe that with all the world has to offer, you chose to sit in this muddy tent only because I was here."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Coercion by L.Pilz reviews
When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,545 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
EVIL by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,426 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Wilting Flowers by Chibi-Kyo-Chan reviews
'Wow' He thought as an UN-characteristic blush crept up onto his cheeks, Apparently Hinata didn't wear underwear...Interesting...ItaXHina pairing.AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
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Consciousness reviews
A series of drabbles for Akatsuki fans. Each chapter is a look into the mind of one member. Stream of Consciousness Akatsuki syle. Adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Akatsuki
The Priest reviews
She was a filthy creature crawling towards a god. A flawless, ageless god. He noted the veneration in her eyes. Adonis and Medusa. Hidan one-shot. Contains - violence, profanity, sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete