Kindali Sidera
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Joined 09-16-05, id: 898342, Profile Updated: 10-09-08
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Valdemar universe, House, M.D., and Psych.

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KINDALI SIDERA?: Apparently not here all that often. I've mostly been hanging out at Livejournal and doing homework, because college is KILLER. I feel like I'm moving away from Harry Potter (sadly) and into other fandoms. Mostly Iron Man, House MD, Psych, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I'm sorry. Maybe I'll write some for those fandoms and post them here. Maybe.

ADVICE: This is to every author out there. When writing your summaries, do not put 'Better than it sounds' or 'I suck at summaries' anywhere. I know that, for me at least, I get turned off from reading the story even if it sounds really good. So, don't put those two sayings or anything like that in your summary and maybe more people will read them. If you sound confident in your writing (even if you aren't) then people will WANT to read it.

DEDICATION: Before I officially begin rambling on about myself I would just like to make a small dedication. I dedicate every story I've written (and will write in the future) and all of the hours and hard work to the amazing troups of the United States Armed Forces. Many people in the United States may not support the war, but we will always support our troops: they fight to protect our freedom and the freedom of many other nations simply because they are told to. I thank anyone who has ever served, is now serving, or will serve in the future for all of your hard work and sacrafice when there is a call for you to do so. I admire your courage and the people of the United States will always be in your debt. Thank you.

SHAMELESS FLAUNTING: I am the beta for a Harry Potter story called 'Scripted' by Student of Dreams. It is a great story and I highly recomend it! It is set in the postwar HP universe and is DH and epilogue compliant. It follows the story of Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy, as well as Albus's friends Myrddin and Aaron. What I love about this story is that, besides being very well written, it is a completely new idea. One reason for that is that it seems as if every story with Scorpius Malfoy has the same boy in it (a miniature Draco Malfoy), even though the writer's are given a completely new slate with his character. I am not saying that stories like that are bad, or that the authors are bad, (since I have read some very good ones with the mini-Draco concept) it is just nice to see something different, which 'Scripted' provides in full. I recomend this great slash story to anyone who is looking for something new and refreshing! It is in progress and Student is always busy writing the next chapter!

About Me

I'm Kindali Sidera. I'm female. My birthday is June 30th and I love writing fanfictions, hence the account. I mostly write Harry Potter, although I’m planning on writing some Psych fics soon. I live in Arizona… in the desert… so some of my fics may be a little crazy and off the walls. I blame the heat. I’m going to sit here and babble on about myself, but you can skip it if you really wantbecause it’ll onlykeep you from reading my fics :P. Please read them and review! I’ll try to reply to all of them, because if you’re willing to take the time and write something out, so am I. I accept anonymous reviews, so that’s no excuse.

My favorite pairings:

Harry Potter:
- Harry/Ginny
- Hermione/Ron
- Ginny/Draco
- Harry/Draco
- Harry/Ron
- Harry/Snape
- Remus/Sirius (Marauder's Era)
- James/Lily (Marauder's Era)
- Albus Severus/Scorpius (otherwise known as ASS :P)
(as you can see I just love a lot of HP pairings!)

Kyo Kara Maou(!):
- Yuuri/Wolfram
- Conrad/Yozak
- Gwendl/Gunter
- Yuuri/Ken Murata (it just has to be done :P)
- Morgif/Wolfram (I know it sounds wierd, but I've actually read some good ones :P)

- Shuichi/Eiri
- Ryuichi/Tatsuha
- Tatsuha/Kumagoru (kinky, but incredibly cute... but people have to keep this one to K+ or else it gets kinda wierd...)

Fruits Basket:
- Tohru (I think that's how you spell it...)/Kyo
- Tohru/Yuki
- Yuki/Kyo
- Ayame/Shugure (spelling?)
- Shugure/Akita

- Shawn/Lassiter (it is so cannon!)
- Gus/Jules

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Harry/Gay Perry

House MD
- House/Wilson
- House/Chase

Iron Man
- Tony Stark/Jim Rhodes
- Tony Stark/Obadiah Stane

Okay, pairings that I don't really like are anything Yuri/femmeslash, although I am moving towards them a lot lately. I think it all depends on how it's written. Also, Harry/Hermione orWormtail/any character (eeew...)from HP just doesn't float my boat. Then there's the pairings with Shuichi and Eiri... when they're together it works because it just does, but anyone else with either one of them and I tend to get angry for no apparent reason! No offense to those who write them, it's just not my thang...

My Favorite Books and Animes:

Animes/mangas I like are: Kyo Kara Maou(!), Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, Happy Hustle High, Sgt. Frog, Magic Knight Rayearth, Plannet Ladder, Bizenghast, Legal Drug (which they stopped writing! -screams-), Only the Ring Finger Knows, Alone in my King's Harem,Absolute Boyfriend, Nana, Fushigi Yugi Genbu Kaiden, andOthello. There's more, much more, but I should probably stop here before you die of boredom.

Books I like are: Harry Potter (of course), anything by Mercedes Lackey (there's too many of her books to mention), anything by Trudi Cananvan, The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis, Eragon (and Eldest), A Wrinkle in Time, Snow, The Bartemaeus Trilogy, any story with Water Elementals in it, and City of Masks, City of Stars, and City of Flowers by Mary Hoffman. Again, this hardly even begins to cover it, since I read like my life depends on it, but these are some of the best...

Pet Peeves

- Severus Snape is not a sexy bastard. He has lank, greasy hair and a crooked nose. Do not make him sexy. Do not make his hair flutter in the breeze. Do not make him dress like an Ambercrombie&Fitch model. He dresses like a bat. Keep him that way. You can use him to whatever devices you wish to just the way he is. He can fall in love with Harry, Hermione, or any other character you wish and have hot monkey sex with his hair being the way it is. Make the character he loves like him just the way he is: a greasy old bat.
- Harry Potter is as blind as an old woman. He wears glasses. They are round. He does not get lazer eye surgery or all of a sudden finds a spell to fix his eyesight. And he never wears contacts. Ever. Even color contacts that make him look 'sthuper sthexy'. Nor does he get much cooler glasses that make Draco Malfoy and/or Snape and/or Ron fall head-over-heels in love with him. He is also NOT tall and chiseled. He was malnurished as a child. He is thin and relatively short. He has muscles from Quidditch but they are NOT (I repeat NOT) bulging in any way, shape, or form.
- (Not having to do with fanfiction in any way, shape, or form...) When my mother giggles like a teenage girl talking to her crush. Honestly! The woman is 50 years old! She really doesn't need to screech like a banshee. I've never done so, and the world is better for it. She shouldn't either. Besides hurting my eardrums (and anyone elses' in the immediate vicinity) she's probably tearing more holes in the ozone layer! Forget polution and /or particles flying from the sun hitting hydrogen atoms and causing heat, my mother is the cause for global warming!


-Deathfics! I read a Psych fiction once on the livejouranl community psych_slash called "I left my Heart in San Francisco." It was extremely short but very well written. It featured Shassy (Shawn/Lassiter) and Lassiter ended up getting shot. I started hyperventilating and getting nauseous. Needless to say I no longer read them. (Not that I did much before.) I get too attached to the characters to see them die. Its like the death of a family member or friend. -shivers-

Beta, anyone?

Onto other matters! I would love to be anyone's beta (as long as it's from a fandom I know, preferably Harry Potter, Mercedes Lackey, or Psych!) I have no life (unless you count my one on here), so I would have plenty of time to do so!


Also, I have a C2! It's called 'Only the Best for Harry.' I don't judge stories just because it may not be something I'm into. I judge them on how well they are written. It contains romance: het, slash, femmeslash; and also any other genres. If you have any suggestions as to any good stories you know of, please PM me with the suggestion. I will read the story and see if I can put it on! And if you wish to become a staff member, you can PM me and ask me about that too! It would be nice to have others out there looking for great stories!

I am also staff for another C2 called 'Marauder Fics with Flair.' It contains well written Marauder stories (no slash or femmeslash here, sorry) and if you have a suggestion for this C2 as well, you can again, contact me. I will make sure that it is up to standards and if it is, I will add it!

Titles that MAKE you want to read

Some stories just have the BEST titles known to man. They may be funny, inspiring, beautiful; it doesn't matter what the summary says, you just want to click on it because of that wonderful first impression. It may be a horrid story, but you have to give the author credit and a chance. (...I should make this into a C2.)

"Your Heart is My Piñata" by Niousha XD

"Better Recycled" by An.Aphrodite.Doll.

"Shagging Finniganagainagain" by makeshiftdraco

"The Bong Between Us" by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands

"The Mad Flasher of Muggle London" by Marauder

Favorite Songs

Time to Pretend

-The Cranberries

Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
-They Might be Giants

Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
-Baz Luhrmann


Cool Quotes

"Sorry hunny, Prince Charming isn't coming. He's living with Mr. Right."

"Better drunk than insane."
-Heart's Cadence (Fanfiction: Not Quite Fate; Chapter 26)

"I'm about to symbolize my gun to your head."
-Muskrat (Appears in one episode of 'King of the Hill')

"I drank 2 1/2 gallons of water... and I didn't pee until the next day. Is that natural?"
-Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs)

"You always hear about sailors being pushed back to shore by dolphins, but what about the ones being pushed away?"
-My Dad

"Don't worry; the hangman will arrange a quick divorce."
-Paladin (Have Gun Will Travel, Episode 1)

"If I were reincarnated I would come back and return to the earth as a killer virus to lower the population levels."
-Prince Philip

"Unless you had a block of saturated fat. Then you'd just have saturated fat."
-Moona Peruna

"Like if you want to know which battles of the Civil War George Washington fought in and shit."
-Titus (Feed by M.T. Anderson)

"You know what? My menstral cycle is amazing..."
-Moona Peruna

"I am, as, after all, always, left to scrape myself off the ground and ensure my own survival. I feel a distinct lack of motivation."
-Snape (Fanfiction: Pantogogue (by BC), chapter 27)

"You know, it is 2007. Everyone's having gay sex with their co-workers. No need to get your boxers in a bunch."
-Shawn Spencer (Fanfiction: What happened in Freedom stays in Freedom (by scribblinlenore on livejournal))

"Make no mistake Shawn. I will kill you."
-Gus (Psych, International Pilot)

"Oh no! He's dead and blind!"
-My wonderful friend anonajn (about Bashe in a random battle from FFXII)

"Uh... Hola. Me llamo Inspector Carlton Lassiter. Me gusta queso."
-Lassy-face (Psych, Lights, Camera, Homicido)

"Great. Now we've got a mummy on the loose and the son-of-a-bitch knows how to drive a stick."
-Gus (Psych, Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead)

"This was the story of Howard Beale: the first known instance of a man who was killed because of lousy ratings."
-Narrator ('Network')

My Stories

Harry Potter:
Defeated with Love: It focuses on a way that Voldemort could be defeated with love... literally. CRACK
Stupid Breakdancing: This is my first ever fanfiction. It's kind of crazy and really random. It's one of those things you just can't help looking back on and wondering what had been slipped in your drink. CRACK
Field Trip to Chad: Yes, Chad the country. This is a sequel to Stupid Breakdancing and is just as random. It features an evil Mary Sue and the Crocodile Hunter... may he rest in peace. It also contains disturbing nudity. CRACK
Goodbye Hogwarts: Possibly the shortest fanfiction ever written. And yet, it is my most popular. It makes one wonder what the world has come to... CRACK
He's my Dad: What if James Potter wasn't Harry Potter's father?! -dramatic music- It's just not possible that he isn't, so I wrote this in response to those who believe otherwise. CRACK
KICK ME: A Hermione centered ficlet. I love Hermione, always have always will, so I decided to write something about her. However, I felt bad afterwards... CUTE/SAD
Rumors: It's Snarry. I can't help it, but I love it. It is the same scene told from three different perspectives (Draco, Harry, and Snape). This is my personal favorite out of my HP stories. SILLY
The Eyes of Sirius Black: My first ever serious one-shot. And my first ever Sirius one-shot. (Sorry, I couldn't help it.) It takes place from Remus Lupin's point-of-view. I have always believed that something was going on between Remus and Sirius, and this reflects that. I always have a hard time deciding which I like better, this one or Rumors. SWEET/SAD
Would You Move Your Sodding Broomstick: This could be considered the happy prequel to The Eyes of Sirius Black. It is set during the Marauders' seventh year, at night, during a thunderstorm. I always want to cuddle this story whenever I think about it. SWEET
The Innermost Thoughts of Draco Malfoy: This story is abandoned for the moment. I loved the idea because I love Draco, but time just wasn't on my side when I started writing it. And the more time went on the more distant I grew to it. I hope I'll be able to finish it one day, because I HATE abandoned stories. ABANDONED
The Knicker Files: It features everyone's underwear. Who can't love it? I'll write this when I'm in the mood for writing or I get a hilarious idea. Or writer's block for some other story I'm writing. CRACK
Not Even in Your Wildest Dreams: I crush every ship that is not cannon. Even ships I like. (Drarry, anyone?) This is another story much like The Knicker Files. When I'm bored, get an idea, or have writer's block I turn to this. I doubt it shall ever be done... CRACK
Adventures with Straight Man!: This started out as a chapter in 'Not Even in Your Wildest Dreams' but evolved into a story at the prodding of my friends. I am co-authoring it with Moona Peruna. We basically write it when we are bored in Sociology. Anyway, it's about a superhero called Straight Man who goes around turning gay witches and wizards straight to keep the population up. He has an arch-nemesis, Asexual, who he has never been able to turn the sex drive on. He is not gay (seeing as he has no sexual orientation and no sexual desires at all) but Straight Man feels the need to give him that drive so he can help populate the world. CRACK

Mercedes Lackey:
Companions' Return: This is set in Velgarth, after Owlknight. Another war with the Empire found Valdemar lost and all Companions and Heralds dead. A few generations later the Companions come back to win Valdemar back from the Empire. This story follows a son of the Empire, Healer Lian, and his Companion, Liin. He has trouble with the thought of turning on his country and helping the Valdemarians, especially when their new King is a pompous ass he is sworn to protect in the fight.

House MD:
Reflex: House/Wilson pre-slash or just BFFs. Wilson says something he doesn't mean to while talking on the phone to House. This is mostly just sweet.

NOTE: I also have another account on here with my best friend Moona Peruna (she has an account by that name, so visit her too!). It’s called 'Moona and Kindali Unite' We write fics together and post them there. Although we have been taking a bit of a break...
I also have an account on FictionPress, so if you want to check out any of my original works, feel free! My account name is the same as the one here: Kindali Sidera.

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,492 - Reviews: 4082 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Silent Secrets by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Voldemort has won. Ginny, prisoner of war, is enslaved to a reluctant Draco Malfoy as an eighteenth birthday gift. She silently harbors a dark secret, and Draco is intent on discovering the secret that could either save or damn the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,370 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8752 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Shortest Story Ever! Series by Mouseworks Inc reviews
A collection of really short stories which I update every once in a while. As they say, Brevity is Wit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,033 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Three Thousand Days of Innocence by cinnamon badge reviews
DracoGinny Draco Malfoy wasn't guilty of anything until no one could find him after the last battle... and to the Aurors, his absence spoke volumes about his culpability.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,850 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
My Home My Love My Baby by rizzlebug reviews
The war is over and seventh year begins. McGonagall decides to bring house unity between the four houses. Poor Draco and Harry what are they to do when they're to share a room and take care of a thirteen month old baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Chosen Lightly but Rightly by TylaraRemember reviews
Heralds come from all walks of life, or so they say. And yet, no one can remember the last time a lady of the night was Chosen. Why not? After all, it's not like the rest of the Heralds are terribly virtuous. Rated T for suggestion: not explicit!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/14/2007
Snowball Fights by GhirardelliFan reviews
After an unprecedented snow-storm in Manhattan, Neal teaches the FBI to have some winter fun.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Wine and Truth by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Peter begins the evening staking out Neal Caffrey--and ends it with a drunken suspect on his hands. Pre-series, friendship and/or pre-slash.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
His by Ursula4x reviews
Neal Caffrey is kidnapped during a operation supervised by Ruiz instead of Peter.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Ophelia Drowning by SaintDogStreet reviews
Pre-Series. Somewhere between New York and Peter's hotel room, Neal had managed to lose most of his clothes. Neal/Peter. Sort of. Not really. Oneshot.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Everlasting Commotion by Maecen reviews
Shawn always tries to interfere with Lassiter's work, but what happens when a case becomes too dangerous for both of them and someone gets seriously hurt... or worse.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Lost daughter by MyForbidden reviews
A slave lashes out at her owners and is Chosen in the aftermath...
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,492 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
The Rambling memoirs of Scorpius Malfoy by Holo Flora reviews
Which are almost completely to do with Albus Severus Potter and why the hell we ever even spoke to each other. slash? yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Sympathy for the Devil by Belladonna Lee reviews
HPDM Slash. Through the eyes of several witnesses, the devastating affair between two boys is being retold. Satan: Ginny cannot help letting her gaze linger on him, but little does she know she is beheld by another pair of eyes. Revised on Oct 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/18/2007 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
À L’Œuvre by kamikumai reviews
Albus Severus Potter is not what everyone thinks he is. In fact, if anything, he's a Snake in Lion's skin. He doesn't, however, plan to remain that way, not with his time at Hogwarts just about to begin... Warning: Eventual Slash. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
What Lies Beneath by callmecrazy83 reviews
Tony Stark doesn't want to talk about it. Not now, and not to Pepper Potts. He is an expert in dealing with things right? Then why is this so hard? And why can't he sleep at night? Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Blackbird by IrishLeFay reviews
Young Mika'el is Chosen by Rivven, but he has been a special child from the moment of his birth. Despite this, he struggles to fit in amongst the other Trainees and fears he will never assume his whites. Velgrath Series
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,948 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
What Our Parents Don't Know by Flower Powerer reviews
“Oh, is it true what they say, Scorpius? Can it really fly you to the moon?” Albus Severus/Scorpius OneShot Collection
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Enfiladed Man by Ansuz reviews
Hot Fuzz. Set in the year that passed near the end of the film. Nicholas/Danny.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Adam, Moses, and Tantalus by freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Senses by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Immortals can choose not to feel their surroundings; they don't need to breathe, or to feel heat or cold, if they don't want to. And most immortals make full use of these abilities. There are two immortals, however, who revel in their five senses. Mild AC
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Safekeeping by Mana Midnight reviews
Instead of Draco killing Dumbledore he stunned Snape and turned to the light. Now with a bounty on his head, Dumbledore takes Draco to the one place he would be safe. With Harry Potter at the Dursley's. DMHP Sequel up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,601 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pineapple House by ghostlycat543 reviews
Carlton Lassiter woke up to an empty bed one Saturday morning... Drabble. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Utensil Joy Part DixHuit by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
100-word oneshot drabble. Implied slash: Charlie Weasley and Draco Malfoy. One of several drabbles in different fandoms written for a prompt on utensils for fork. Rating for implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Charlie W., Draco M. - Complete
Only Human by AbstractConcept reviews
Aziraphale loses his job. A/C slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Cry of the Wolf Version 2 by Toreshi Tobin reviews
Remus Lupin struggles with his feelings for Sirius Black whilst trying to help James Potter win Lily Evans; Sirius is entirely in the dark and makes a horrible accusation that causes angst and drama between the two. SLASH warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
He Wants Him by Soap1 reviews
It's the train ride back to Hogwarts, and he wants Him so bad he can't think of anything else. And so he kisses Him. Slash. Smut. Very, very inappropriate. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Pantogogue by BC reviews
Slash SSHP. Severus' POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usual, it falls to me to save the brat... for the price of 'only' my soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,985 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
One Night by Harpy Wings reviews
After a drunken night at a Gryffindor party, Draco Malfoy wakes up with no clothes and no memory of who he was with, but then when he does find out, and the consequences, does he really want to know? More info inside. SLASH MPREG!don't like don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stranger Things Have Happened by BeachBum84 reviews
SLASH. Something happens when Shawn, Gus, Juliet and Lassiter go to a bar. Shassi.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Draco of the Malfoy's No Longer by Kyla Mizuki reviews
Draco Malfoy... Death Eater? Instead of taking the Dark Mark, he flees. As he tries to cope with his father's new hate for him, he must learn to get along with those of the Light Side. What he didn't expect was falling for Harry Potter... [HPDM]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,662 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Breathing Space by whitecoatswontgetme reviews
Harry is having stray thoughts on the battle field as he's facing the Dark Lord, and he's not entirely sure what is going to happen. HP/LV * One shot *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Those Who Inherit by Yochanan Suishoukin reviews
They don't want to live in their parents' shadows. Too bad it means going through an odd and harsh path, starting with the Sorting that went awry. 4. Tabula rasa: It is not so much starting anew as changing references. Who ever forgets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Missing? by ExternalOptimist reviews
Shawn is missing. Or so Gus thinks. He's in for a bit of a surprise. Shassy if you're as sharp as Shawn, or maybe Gus.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Obsession by Jemi reviews
Lucius starts to have feelings he'd long ago thought he'd buried. He is the cold, ruthless Malfoy patriarch. He comes up with cunning plots, and in the end, he wins. He really should thank Harry Potter. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Policeman Officer's Seduction by kyuuketsukirui reviews
You ask someone back to yours after a night at the pub, that's pretty cliched, isn't it? And what could be more romantic than Point Break? But Nicholas just doesn't seem to get it.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Bloody Hell by Faramirlover reviews
My first veela fic. Draco's a veela but Harry is ignoring him. Why? DMxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strength, Chance or Fate by Persephone33 reviews
Even if he caught a glimpse of her flame coloured hair around a corner, it was enough to keep him breathing, alive. The title comes from Milton's Paradise Lost. Everything Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and other people with money. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Love From Afar by witchintraining reviews
Lucius has self control and realistic views toward his relationship with his mate, but loves him none the less. My take on Veela!Lucius. HarryLucius SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 237 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Payment of a Life Debt by TorringMay reviews
When the Ministry arrests the Malfoy’s, the only way Harry can save Draco from the Ministry’s attempts to make an example of the former Deatheater, is to call upon archaic laws embedded in life debts Draco owes Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,304 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Please, Remember to Recycle by TylaraRemember reviews
[Oneshot] We all know the story of how the first Companions came to be, at least from the Baron's viewpoint. But what was it like for the one who did all the work? Reviews welcome! Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Afterwards, Then Nothing by Skyhiatrist reviews
Shaun hasn't felt a thing since that day. Mild slash, and a swear word.
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightingale by my Pillow by Belladonna Lee reviews
DMHP Slash. One hotel room, two boys who are no longer boys, many stolen hours, and a love affair. 'I was not here last night,' Harry writes, to which Draco replies, 'Neither was I.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2007 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Top Infinite Reasons to Stay Away From Slytherins by Ch4ron reviews
DH spoilers! Harry Potter had it freaking EASY at Hogwarts. Albus Potter has to deal with Scorpius Malfoy, being his 'best friend', and ending up the cute little nice guy who found out nothing good ever seems to follow a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Tranfigure Your Spoon by Andrew-Squee reviews
Harry wants a reason to kiss Draco... DMHP slash, 145 drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mad Flasher of Muggle London by Marauder reviews
Sirius x Remus. When Sirius and James hear that Remus has run afoul of the Muggle police, theories are running wild and the truth is music to Sirius's ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kiss by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Ron stood there, impassive, and Harry found he was quite curious about what was going to happen next. He seized Ron by the scruff of his robes and dragged him forward. What on earth had possessed him to kiss Ron? [Mild slash: Harry x Ron.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Rules by QuincePaste reviews
Draco's new rule for his and Harry's Relationship. Oneshot Crazy bit of Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Socks by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
When Albus Dumbledore looks into the Mirror of Erised, he does indeed see a pair of thick, woollen socks. But he also sees the giver. Oneshot, Deathly Hallows spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Caliginosity by Shade Mimir reviews
When Draco Malfoy is badly injured during the war he looses his sight and finds himself a prisoner of the enemy. Ironically enough the only person he had left to depend on happens to be the same individual who blinded him in the first place.HPxDMslash V.2
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lead and Follow by cappie reviews
The War in full swing, Harry draws upon his knowledge of ballroom dancing to save him from boredom. When Draco steps in to teach, the two must learn when to lead and when to follow. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and The Angry by Marie of Romania reviews
We all have our problems: procrastination, depression, anxiety. It just so happens that Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter both suffer from extreme anger issues. Or at least, Dr. Gerald Wynter seems to think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Infirmary by Persephone33 reviews
What happens when a potions explosion coincides with Ginny's yearly visit to the hospital wing? Sometimes when you don't know who it is your talking to, predjudices are laid aside, and you get to know the person behind the family. It's J.K. Rowling's!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Conquering the Darkness by cappie reviews
When Draco's world is literally cast into darkness, both he and Harry realize that sometimes the dark is all a person needs to see more clearly. FINAL CHAPTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,924 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon Curse by rent-serenity reviews
Sequel to Dragon Games :read that first: After loosing everything he’s ever loved, can Harry find a way to pick himself up? Even with the war over a dark threat is still on the horizon. Harry’s friends bring him hope, but evil has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,040 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dragons of Raveana by Copper Vixen reviews
An ancestor of Harry's once protected the magical Mage Dragons, upon her death they vanished. Now in possession of her journal, can Harry summon them back or is he too late? SLASH,DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,301 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Jackknifed by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've Been Zapped by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING:Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP era]Playing Zap, Remus admits, is a lot more fun then he had ever expected. It’s like he is being everybody’s matchmaker. There is weirdness and randomness and Remus can't help but wonder who has 'Remus' on their palm..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Funny How the Night Moves by l-dhenson reviews
The little hand says it's 10.34pm.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
When the Black Veil Flutters by Belladonna Lee reviews
Revision complete. DMHP Preslash. On the day when the dead walks amongst the living, Harry is falling into the strange mystery surrounding the possessed Draco Malfoy, and a darkness that rivals Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night Full of Suprises by miss mcGonagle reviews
Remus and Sirius share a dance at the Hogwarts Graduation Ball...but it's just a joke between friends, right? RemusSirius oneshot. Also JamesLily and surprise ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nothing But Blue Skies and closets by Your Destructive Fever reviews
RLSB fluffy type ramble. Sirius and Remus have a little talk in the closet to come out of the closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alive All Over by CrazieDasie reviews
James dares Sirius to kiss Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Akward moment by inactiveGE reviews
Short ficlet. One shot. Remus and Sirius wake up after a fullmoon night, and stepping into the common room they find their appearances are decieving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Good Vibrations by oony reviews
Remus and Sirius share a good book at the foot of an overstuffed armchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Like a Cocoon by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Luna imagines that everyone falls in love with their best friend, at least a little. She just happened to fall a bit harder than most. Of course, that was mostly because her best friend was Ginny Weasley. GinnyLuna femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Scaly Sleeves by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Harry goes to stay with Charlie Weasley after the war is over, and the two develop an unlikely friendship...and more. HarryCharlie slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Moment of Weakness by Indee reviews
It's an ordinary night on the job and Draco's on a Death Eater stakeout. All goes well until his clumsy, noisy partner comes into the picture. Slash. HD. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Everythingfic by Moona and Kindali Unite reviews
This story outlines the story of three unusual friends in their exploits at Hogwarts, and after, during Harry Potter's time. They get drawn into Harry's story for different reasons, and help with their own unique abilities. Humorous and romantic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's Fine With Us by katilara reviews
RemusSirius. Too much life and too much wine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Thoughts on My Life by snufkin reviews
Harry meets the malevolent spirit form of Voldemort at a young age. Harry hangs out with Voldemort and gets crucio'd on a regular basis. Not Slash. Skip the prologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry's Surprising Transformation by Yappatan reviews
It was a normal morning at the Dursley's: Dudley and Vernon inhaling food, Petunia serving them, and Harry coming down late and disturbing them... But this time it's worse than ever! Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Kiss Chase by Luuuurve reviews
Takes place during the Goblet of Fire. Draco Malfoy had no idea he'd been playing Kiss Chase with Harry Potter all this time. But now that he did know, it was time to play it to the hilt! HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Remember That One Time This Morning? by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are never allowed to be Potion partners again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gray Skies by LittleMermaid325 reviews
Luna recieves her first kiss. GinnyLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bong Between Us by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
AU Mid Year 6. Ever suspicious of Draco, Harry finds the Slytherin smoking an illegal drug called Dragon’s Breath. Students slowly show up one at a time to pass the magic bong and bond. Crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Philosophy of Loneliness by Baba Yaga reviews
Two new students from Iceland come to Hogwarts, one gets sorted into Slytherin, one to Gryffindor, and changes ensue. This will eventually be DracoHarry, but this is just the first part now.I usually hate fanfics that insert their own chars into the canon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Symbol by TheRabidHOBBITFangirls reviews
TylerNarrator slash. You wonder what it would be like, being deaf, having to read off of Tyler's lips everything he has ever said. Having to look at that split and bruised and tantalizing mouth forever.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
The Dragon Games by rent-serenity reviews
D:H Ship. Enter into the Game of the Dragon, a game that tests abilities, friendships and trust. The game has high stakes and it’s all or nothing for both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter as they seek to win what they’re both searching for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,412 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hybrid Destiny by ame3565 reviews
Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate You by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry and Draco try to get the better of one another. Will it all end in tears? SLASH of the HPDM variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Run Like, Um Hell? by Indee reviews
A spell gone awry sends feuding Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy onto an island filled with dragon halfbreeds, devil's snare and terrifying natives. How will they get back to England? Will they want to go back? PostHBP, HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What is the Meaning of, by Hiki-chan reviews
[DMHP]Potter! I do believe I’m not hearing right. Are you trying to tell me, that you, Harry Potter, hero of the wizarding world and all that trash, does not know the meaning of the word ‘SHAG’[Featuring: Innocent Harry, bewildered Draco. Light & funny]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Pureblood's Prejudice by SilverPhoenixRising reviews
Harry James Evans never knew who his Father was. James Harold Potter, the new Defense Teacher at Hogwarts, is about to get the shock of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,046 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Property As In Ownership by Jessi Malfoy reviews
This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. NarratorTyler slash. Bookbased.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Wake In Winter by Wednesday Ghost reviews
Yuuri and Wolfram share a winter night together that changes everything. Eventually Lemon. An ongoing epic romance. Slash. Part Two Up! Are Yuuri's feelings going to change?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006
A long way from home by PunkerPrincess reviews
Greta and Wolfram are somehow brought to Yuri's world and can't seem to get back. Yuri thinks that it might be a good chance for them to have a little fun and be like a true family.YURRAM
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
Of Snogs and Strip Poker by amor-remanet reviews
While Remus attempts to tutor Peter in DADA, James and Sirius play Strip Exploding Snap and an interesting bet is raised. SLASH, RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Cha? by Angelus Sazuhara reviews
Parody for Shuichi on how much he loves Yuki. With Ryuichi too!Don't cha by the Pussycat Dolls.
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Give Me A Hand by Runzia reviews
Jack has woken up aroused. Tyler has come back. Jack meet with Tyler face to face. Tyler asks for a helping hand. PostMovie. Slash. TylerJack.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
A Suitable Distraction by Kick Flaw reviews
Hermione is stressed, depressed and bordering on obsessed when along comes just the distraction she needs...WARNING: SMUT femslash. Pansy/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Hermione G.
Love in Excess by minx reviews
f/f slash. Chapter 7: Will love finally flower for Katie and Hermione? Find out what happens as Harry and Ron start wising up, Cho has second thoughts, and choices are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,939 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2001 - Published: 3/16/2001
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10 Drabbles reviews
Slash. Shassie. 10 small drabbles based on a music challenge -rules inside- displaying separate, different universes, revolving around Shawn and Lassiter and their interactions and thoughts with each other.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Reflex reviews
Wilson lets something slip. Also posted on Livejournal.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Adventures with Straight Man! reviews
Straight Man is a superhero destined to save wizard kind from dying out. However, his arch-nemesis is plotting for revenge and has dragged in two of his latest converts to help; one of them is Straight Man's own son. Will Asexual finally win? CRACK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Not Even in Your Wildest Dreams reviews
Why some ships should never happen. The ideas are moderatly funny. T for later chapters and funny character death. Chapter 5: Straight Man to the Rescue! Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007
Companions' Return reviews
After a second war with the Empire Valdemar loses.The Companions and their Heralds are slaughtered.Years later it is finally time for them to return.A son of the Empire is Chosen to help in the fight and he faces a terrible descision: Companion or country
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007
The Knicker Files reviews
All around the world people have underwear drawers. Most people have things in them from lace to leather, from cotton to satin. These short drabbles document what our favorite and not so favorite characters are wearing underneath the clothes they show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007
Rumors reviews
Draco Malfoy is an arrogant prat, and he knows it. And when Draco Malfoy knew something, he always used it to his adavantage especially when it came to humiliating Potter. But not all goes as planned. SLASH! Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Would you Move your Sodding Broom? reviews
Sirius just won't stop sleeping with his broom, no matter how many times Remus tells him to stop. Will the man ever listen? Slight slash RS. Could be considered prequel to 'The Eyes of Sirius Black.' Set during Marauders 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Eyes of Sirius Black reviews
Slash. Documents what happened behind the scenes with Remus and Sirius during book three and later. Rated M for some sexual content. NOT BETAED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
KICK ME reviews
A short little drabble of Hermione's worst day ever. I really like her, but I haven't had a story about her yet, so here you go. Hope you all like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye Hogwarts reviews
Don't even read this. It's horrid. This is what happens when you're high on Pixie Stix at midnight. But if you do want to read it, it won't take much time. Lots of death!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
He's My Dad reviews
Ron is having a really weird day… or is it? Short little drabble. No spoilers. Come one, come all! ... and no slash this time!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Innermost Thoughts of Draco Malfoy reviews
Draco has no one to trust with his thoughts. In his dilemma he begins a diary. HD eventually. After HBP. SPOILERS! Postponed until further notice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Defeated with Love reviews
Harry does something predictable of fanfiction... Not Slash, Harry does what must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Field Trip to Chad reviews
Sequel to Stupid Breakdancing. It should be read first. This is what happens when the school goes on it's field trip to Chad. I'm planning on making a series of short fics. Slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Stupid Breakdancing reviews
What happens when nobody knows who Voldy is, and he challenges Harry to a dance off to the death? Why, something that not even J.K. could think of, that’s what! Follow Harry and his new partners for the ‘Golden Trio’ as he battles for his life! Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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