king's-own-knight
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Joined 09-17-05, id: 898684, Profile Updated: 03-09-08
Author has written 10 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, and X-overs.

Hi!! Yay for updatign my profile! About meeeeeeee :D

Favorite bands: Cobra Starship, The Academy Is, Jack's Mannequin, Paramore, Good Charlotte, AFI, Blaqk Audio, Cute Is What We Aim For, Boys Like Girls, Hollywood Undead, and Gym Class Heroes

Movies: Zoolander!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books: Anything by Tamora Pierce or Ellen Hopkins, Harry Potter, The Other Boleyn Girl, My Sister's Keeper, The Phantom Tollbooth, and alot of stuff that I can't really think of right now.

Hated Pairings

Neal/Kel Theyre freakin best friends people!

Alanna/Jon Jon's gay

Alanna/Liam Liam is sooooooooo gay

Kel/Joren Theyre enemys! And hes dead!

Kel/Raoul Ew! You people who write that have sick minds! SICK MINDS!

Any tortall character/OC OC suck!

Briar Daja Tris, or Sandry/Briar Daja Tris or Sandry They just dont go together

Good Pairings

Alanna/George George is awesome

Neal/Yuki Its in the books, get over it

Kel/Dom Do I even need to explain?

Daine/Numair Not really much choice there

Raoul/Buri Raoul rules, Buri rules, what more can you ask for?

Weird and stupid qoutes made by me and my friends(sorry, I had to do it, its on like everyones lookup, and Im not that creative!)

Julie- My favorite kolor izz bacon!

Mrs. Busby(My science teacher)- Mica is the king of cleavage

Taylor: Mt Everest, the one with the faces?

Taylor: wtf is ohio

Karrie: If you got a lip ring, wouldn't food come out of the hole?

Outcome by NoWorries reviews
One event during Kel's life on progress, set during Squire. What happens when Kel is injured during tournament and hides it from her companions... a little KD, and one chapter only, not quite one-shot considering the length, but it could be classified as
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
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TTFN in Tortall reviews
Kel, Alanna, and Co. have computers and AIM screen names. Haha, the title rhymes. Yeah... R and R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
HP Parody reviews
Hehe, my title rhymes. Anyways.. This is just your average old parody of the Harry Potter books. Or is it... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 10/15/2005
Circle of Magic Parody reviews
Um.. read the title.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007
Ode to Shanimal reviews
An ode to Shannon Leto of 30 seconds to mars.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Survivor: Tamora Pierce Edition reviews
This is based on the reality show Survivor, but with TP's oh so great characters as contestants. R and R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
Trickster Parody reviews
Well I finally wrote it. The long awaited Trickster parody. The last in my parodys of the booksuntill the next one comes out so please review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006
Protecter of the Coleslaw reviews
Well, believe it or not, the title says it all. Read and Review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005
The Immortals Parody reviews
Well, this is the sequel to my other fic, The Lioness Parody. It, as you may have guessed is a parody of the Immortals series! Sooooooo.... Read and Review! Chapter 2 is dedicated to manasa who was too stupid to figure out it was me.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
The Protector Parody reviews
Well, you people asked for it. It's the sequel of The Lioness Parody, and The Immortals Parody. As you can probably guess it is a parody of the wonderful PoTS books! Read and review
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005
The Lioness Parody reviews
The title says it all. This is a parody of the Song of the Lioness books. I know it's not very original. please read and review
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005