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Joined 09-18-05, id: 899674, Profile Updated: 05-02-11
Author has written 10 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pandora Hearts, and Okage.

Pleasure to greet you, tuss you up like a pheasant then toss you into the inferno- for this certainly isn't a heavenly den you've happened to wander into. Granted, it's not all that hellish either. It's more like...a limp boiled carrot? Of course it is!

Still writing, still perverted, still abusing comas like nobody's business.

Currently writing for:

Axis Powers Hetalia, Okage: Shadow King, Pandora Hearts, Code Geass, Ghost Hound, Good Omens

Current notes:

Expect much Latvia and very liberal distribution of peculiar kinks. Any fics with a rating or explicitness that exceeds FFnet's will be available at bardbarianrage at livejournal.

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The Restitution of Edmond Dantes by Miss Urey Es Chosen reviews
A continuation of the story after the anime ends. Edmond/Albert. Rated Mature for sex, strong language, and minor violence. Many spoilers - this fiction assumes you have completed all the episodes.
Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edmund D., Albert de M. - Complete
How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,775 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
Troubled Robinson by LovelyKouga reviews
WilburxLewis/Cornelius...quality story and slash. - Carl witnesses a very distraught Wilbur doing something in his room, and it's time to reveal all. Wilbur can't live without the boy he lost in time, but it seems he has been near all along.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Lewis, Wilbur R. - Complete
Tonight by Neizpaust reviews
Kink meme fill: Flustured Latvia and impressed with himself Sealand. Shota, smut, Sealand/Latvia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Leaves in the Wind by Fannin reviews
A dull blade is the sharpest of weapons, just as a leaf in the wind is never alone. Iruka fears decent into madness, but there are other causes. Manipulation, vengeance killed the greatest of men, but ninja like Kakashi aren’t men: they're shadows of men.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,423 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
Dear Mr President by lilykt7 reviews
The conversations Alfred has had with his presidents. From Washington to Lincoln and all those others in between.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/19/2009 - America, America
Something about Boys with Braids by Pixieblade reviews
Umm...AkiraxShirogane...braids...what else do you need?
Monochrome Factor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Akira N., Shirogane - Complete
Vampirism by Little Lady Mab reviews
Paragraphs switch between Kurogane and Fai. Quick story on the shift in their relationship after they became Vampire and 'E'.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Not Right by woodbox reviews
Circular thinking; things are not as we remember them. A little dismal. Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
don't say anything by cupcake-chan reviews
kairinaminé: "cheer up, baby. from now on, i'll be your everything."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naminé, Kairi - Complete
Primary by Nanimonaimono reviews
Naminé just doesn't want Roxas to leave. And in the end, it's Axel who keeps him there.//But white is so fragile. Tan colours seem prettier lately, yellow and orange and red.//AkuRoku, from Naminé's point of view. One-sided NamiRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Die Hohlen Kosten des Lebens by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Demyx is a jew living in Krakow Poland during WWII. Xigbar is a Nazi Brigade leader occupying the city. A chance encounter leads the two into an unexpected friendship and possibly more as they learn they're not as different as they once thought. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
out of SYNCH by cupcake-chan reviews
it's the prince at her tower door...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naminé, Kairi - Complete
Flying by Clouffie reviews
The first time her lips were bleeding from the harshness of the kisses, and her wrists were bruised from the strong grip on them. But it was a good pain. Namine centric.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
Lonely Reflection by A s h e n - H o p e s reviews
Namine's just a simple figment of her imagination...and yet she can't help but admit that she's fallen hard. Kairi x Namine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
A Matter Of Preference In Beverages by Nanimonaimono reviews
Right when Xaldin decides this is as far as the rabbit hole goes, the madman offers him tea. Great. And he must be going nuts as well, because he accepts it. Eventually it all comes down to drinks anyway. Mild XalLux, for fiercesunshine!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Luxord, Xaldin - Complete
Into The Ocean by fiercesunshine reviews
Let the rain come down. XigDem. For Black Light Princess.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Ponderings by Kriss Kay reviews
When Goofy dies while saving King Mickey, Donald begins to wonder why he was so shocked.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
The Utterly Random Kakuzu and Hidan Story by NoLifeChild reviews
FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Eye of the Storm by RainbowSerenity reviews
/LarxeneNaminé/ Larxene is a human storm, striking Naminé in all the right places. lemonscented
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Larxene, Naminé - Complete
Faith by Rawkin Paradox reviews
Because they need you to, you won't stop believing everything's going to be ok. [Goofy Centric x Drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Goofy - Complete
One of Every Color by Croik reviews
PhoenixMiles. After GS3 Phoenix appeals an old case, which forces him to choose between a woman's life and an old friend. Yaoi, spoilers
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,741 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Burn Me by Fatal-Love reviews
[ a k u r o k u]Just try and touch me you'll B U R N up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Points of Interest by Leeren reviews
He just wanted to know why he acted so strange, that's all. It had nothing to do with him personally. [Multichapter, in progress. Mild swearing. ToryxColin] Chapter seven posted!
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
There Wasn't by Tabitha Dornoc reviews
[oneshot, KHII] Some small part in his mind told him it should have been harder, really, to capture the heralded hero of the keyblade... Axel gets Roxas back the good old fashioned way.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Shatter by Eleventh End reviews
Pick up the pieces. [Goofy x Leon][for archy the cockroach]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Goofy - Complete
Close His Steps Pursued by Akabeko reviews
KuroganeFai HC Oneshot. The group transport to an iceworld where things go awry.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Akabeko reviews
A series of KuroFai vignettes of different descriptions.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005
R a i n d r o p s by triciasama reviews
Suguru will follow the dream wherever it may lead. Yet when that dream finally crumbles and seizes its unwilling prey in the grasp of depression, love finds a way to conquer and rebuild. Eventual slash pairing.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Suguru F., Sakano
Adventures in Clubbing by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Infiltrating The Sharing's new club creates a whole lot of trouble for Marco as he starts to fall for one of his friends and one of the Controllers. Slash [MarcoAx, MarcoTom] 1st in a series.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Complete
Be Stupid by Felinephoenix reviews
Marco broke up with his girlfriend and Ax left his strict upbringing. Neither one of them expected the results and revelations of that one night. Finished fic, takes place after #54. Slash. (Marco/Ax)
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,301 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002
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Little Things
Sometimes a breath is all it takes. Ten words ten sentences challenge featuring Latvia/Sealand and England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Latvia, Sealand
Virtue reviews
Finland never bites off more than he can chew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Finland, Latvia
Linger reviews
A phantom looks but cannot speak lest he frightens off the meek. There are but two that hold his eye- the horn'ed singer, the silent lie.
Okage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Epros, Ari - Complete
Go It Alone reviews
De-anoning from the kink meme. Gilbert knows he really, really shouldn't but a servant's got to do what a servant's got to do.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
Mi Casa reviews
Wherein Italy teaches Germany about the meaning of 'Home'. Oneshot flowery psuedo-porn, N.Italy/Germany in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I've Seen a Sea of Dreams reviews
'Urge and urge and urge, Always the procreant urge of the world.' Pre-Napoleonic wars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dreams of An Ancient Mariner reviews
England has seen the world, has touched it all, but he has yet to quench the thirst which burns in his throat. Warning: ArthurxAlfred eventually
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Saw Three Ships reviews
The Mariner's Child. Long ago, the clouds rolled in, and America changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Papers Left Ungraded, Stories Never Told reviews
Slightly AU? Iruka muses on a world often visited in dreams and on the people of this village. And of one ninja in particular who won't leave him alone. One shot, KakashiIruka implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Philosopher's Stones
Just a collection of drabbles. Gotta love the drabbles. Some incestual implications here and there. Sins fluttering wherever. Random mutterings and pairings. Depressing or happy, it's all here.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Published: 10/2/2005