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Joined 09-18-05, id: 899696, Profile Updated: 06-20-13
Author has written 25 stories for Fire Emblem.

I'm Kender and I like to make friends.

News--Hey so I finished an (original) novel. It would be exciting if it wasn't terrible. Guess it's time to start the editing process (which is a little cool; I haven't been here in years). For now, though, this means I won't feel as guilty writing fanfiction.

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Sword and Shadow by Gatewalker reviews
Based on the events of Fire Emblem 7. After the defeat of Nergal, Guy and Matthew find their paths to be bound as if by fate, no matter where it is they go. Rated T for minor language and combat scenes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,597 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Matthew, Guy
How to Spell Love by longscarves reviews
Erk teaches Nino how to read and write, and she learns how to spell.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Caelin Anonymous by FootLeeismysexysensei reviews
Takes place in Caelin! Kent pulls a 72Hr. watch shift, Sain plans a Birthday party for his horse, Marcus goes hunting, AND the one and only League of Random Axefighers! Randomness and OOCness all around!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,456 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004
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Snapdragon Garden reviews
Collection of 23 oneshots for Kitten Kisses. Multiple genres and pairings. Chapter Nine: Ninian looks forward to her wedding night...until she realizes Eliwood doesn't know about the massive scar she still bears. The wound he made with his own sword.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009
Priceless reviews
She knew Lord Hector would demand her eventually. Why else would he have paid her so much money?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Farina, Hector - Complete
Honour reviews
["If you don't kill me," Ursula told him, "they'll do it when I return a failure. I'd rather die with honour."] The army decides not to grant her wish. Giftfic for Samuraiter.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ursula
Fear reviews
"Lyndis," he cried to her skin between kisses, whenever he drew breath, "I thought I'd lost you."
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Feral reviews
The thought chills him. He shakes. His vision blurs and then suddenly sharpens, far beyond the precision it was capable of before. His sense of smell intensifies also, muddling his mind with the scent of MEAT…"Muarim!" the boy screams.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Muarim, Tormod - Complete
Brother reviews
She had never been close to Innes, no matter how much she wished to be. For the first few years of her life, she had assumed that all brothers were like this, that all of them ran from their little sisters...then Tana met Eirika and Ephraim.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tana, Innes - Complete
Sense reviews
It came to her like a wave, crashing down on top of her, fiercely stinging the inside of her nose until her temples pulsed and throbbed, covering all of her vision in bitter blackness. And then she saw the blood. /Ninian, Nils, and sensing danger./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ninian - Complete
Poison reviews
Lyn's been getting weaker and weaker, recently. Kent and Sain, heads of security, have no idea what's going on...until they remember that something very similar had happened to her grandfather. AU, KentxLyn. For the Circle's second Livejournal challenge.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Everything Leaves reviews
She was going home. But Kent, she realized suddenly, was leaving his. “Are you certain?” she asked him softly, urgently...afraid of his answer. /KentxLyn/
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Lyndis, Kent - Complete
No Sin But Ignorance reviews
She promised to protect Pent with her bow, but Louise does not know how long she can keep her promise...now that she is pregnant. Her choice: reveal the truth and be forced to break her vow? Or keep secrets from a man who wants nothing more than to know?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Louise, Pent - Complete
Stefan Jokes reviews
The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won’t go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Barbaric Charm reviews
“Finally…civilized?” Kent asked, baffled. “What could he have meant by that?” /He had never seen her cry before...but this was an entirely different situation. Kent, Lyn, and prejudice./
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Helpless reviews
It started with a single sniffle, when Kent came trudging back from guard duty at dawn...he's ill, and there's nothing Lyn or Sain can do about it. KentxLyn.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Lyndis, Kent - Complete
Lies reviews
When Kent's actions to defend Lyndis from a terrible occurence brand him as a traitor, he must create a web of lies to protect the only thing more important to him than his honor: HER honor. /KentxLyn, obviously./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Impasse reviews
“It doesn’t matter when he grows up!” she cried finally, with a surge of anguish. “I’m never going to get to see it, anyway!” /Ninian, Eliwood, Roy, and a great big argument./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Ninian, Eliwood - Complete
Delirium reviews
Lyn is looking at Eliwood, who doesn’t believe her. She sees the snow reflected in his eyes is just that--a reflection. Flipped. Unreal.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
What A Day reviews
Wallace is not having the best of days, by normal standards…his weapons are breaking, he gets no food, his tent falls down, and—-of course—-he’s totally lost. So why does he keep laughing…?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Wallace - Complete
Masquerade reviews
Caelin is hosting the latest meeting of the Lycian League, and celebrating with a masquerade ball...but how is one to distinguish anybody amidst such disguises? For Xirysa's Senses Challenge. /Chapter Five: "I don't want a prince, Kent."/
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,762 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
And She Shall Bring the Day reviews
Micaiah, do you ever feel...different?" Daein's King has never been a confident man--he can feel his ineptitude hanging over him, dark as night...so he confides to the Maiden of Dawn, because she is his light. Because she shall bring the day.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Pelleas, Micaiah - Complete
Huzzah! reviews
In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L’Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,840 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/23/2005
Nabata reviews
The heat is taking its toll on you," Eliwood noted suddenly, gently--worriedly. "If you please, take my arm." They say that nothing grows in the Nabata Desert...but there was certainly SOMETHING blooming, on that day. EliwoodxNinian
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ninian, Eliwood - Complete
The Impossible Dream reviews
“THIS time?” Now I was sitting bolt-upright again, staring at him in shock. “You mean you’ve dreamed about her BEFORE?” ::Even the most honorable of men can't always control their dreams. In which Kent is quite ashamed and Sain is quite amused.::
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sain, Kent - Complete
Strength reviews
Eliwood is tired of war--too tired to keep going. Obviously it'll take a dancer to inspire him to keep moving forward...and to show him the true meaning of strenth.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Eliwood, Ninian - Complete
Matthew reviews
What he loved best about her was how she said his name...but now she is gone. Now he shall never hear it again. A MatthewxLeila ficlet.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Matthew, Leila - Complete
Tally Ho reviews
Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Canas