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Joined 09-18-05, id: 899696, Profile Updated: 06-15-16
Author has written 8 stories for Fire Emblem.

Moved to a different account long ago.

I deleted a bunch that was here, but I've kept the crack (there's so much and I'm too lazy to back it up elsewhere), a couple KentxLyn fics for posterity's sake, and a couple giftfics I wrote in college. It would all be gone but for now I think it's nice to keep public reminders that I've improved, and to force me to not be so critical of things I wrote in high school. Fanfiction helped me through a lot and I even found an audience and made some good friends, so thanks for that, old account.

If you're looking for a particular fic and don't see it here, shoot me a PM and I'll just send it to you.

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Sword and Shadow by Gatewalker reviews
Based on the events of Fire Emblem 7. After the defeat of Nergal, Guy and Matthew find their paths to be bound as if by fate, no matter where it is they go. Rated T for minor language and combat scenes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,597 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Matthew, Guy
How to Spell Love by longscarves reviews
Erk teaches Nino how to read and write, and she learns how to spell.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Caelin Anonymous by FootLeeismysexysensei reviews
Takes place in Caelin! Kent pulls a 72Hr. watch shift, Sain plans a Birthday party for his horse, Marcus goes hunting, AND the one and only League of Random Axefighers! Randomness and OOCness all around!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,456 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004
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Priceless reviews
She knew Lord Hector would demand her eventually. Why else would he have paid her so much money?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Farina, Hector - Complete
Honour reviews
["If you don't kill me," Ursula told him, "they'll do it when I return a failure. I'd rather die with honour."] The army decides not to grant her wish. Giftfic for Samuraiter.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ursula
Stefan Jokes reviews
The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won’t go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Barbaric Charm reviews
“Finally…civilized?” Kent asked, baffled. “What could he have meant by that?” /He had never seen her cry before...but this was an entirely different situation. Kent, Lyn, and prejudice./
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Helpless reviews
It started with a single sniffle, when Kent came trudging back from guard duty at dawn. He's ill, and there's nothing Lyn or Sain can do about it. KentxLyn, half-comedy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Lyndis, Kent - Complete
Delirium reviews
Lyn is looking at Eliwood, who doesn’t believe her. She sees the snow reflected in his eyes is just that--a reflection. Flipped. Unreal.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Huzzah! reviews
In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L’Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,840 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/23/2005
Tally Ho reviews
Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Canas