Author has written 30 stories for Inuyasha, Charmed, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fullmetal Alchemist, Anime X-overs, D N Angel, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Ciao! And welcome to the source (kind of) of my insanity. XD
And also here's a RP letter forum! http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Vee_I_got_Tomato_Stains_on_these_Cartas/89901/
Youtube - Dogsnanimerule
Deviantart - imthepastaHERO
Tumblr - imthepastahero (mostly to reblog doujinshi. Oh.. and yeah.. some of them ARE R-18... so... yeah...)
AND... Ask-MMD-Italies (It's an ask account on DA where you can ask the Italy Brothers ANY question you want. (But... it's now closed because I LOST MMD and I can't figure out what my password for it was or what my security question stuff was either... :/))
Favorite animes and manga:
WAY to many to count... so... I'm not going even try. Too lazy. :P
Random too... the lastest I've read is the Hunger Games Triology. It's AWESOME! XD
And now some awesome videos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgjHZwA9FfE (Gakuen Hetalia people!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rkzzfXKbUk&feature=channel_video_title (this one's so CUTE!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITJWbQ5RLUM (Hetalia: Paint It White ending credits!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmO5JgpyHPU (Hetalia Rolling Girl!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Q6gVPRd6A (America and...somebody who looks like him! XD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N52PHzv62YI&feature=channel_video_title (Happy Synthesizer! Yay!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOFnvJICbIM (Love and Joy Hetalia = PURE AWESOMNESS!!! XD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI8HcLVuMsY&feature=channel_video_title (I...have no clue what to say about Spain with this... ._.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3_6kXJYB1s (try to watch and not laugh. I dare you. :P)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8WYv-IZY14 (is very techno-ish... XD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUEIakudbTM (A 2p Hetalia one from me! XD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLTHt6ZWFo (A MMD video by me! :D)
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ]You're very mature (HA! Yeah right!)
Cool! I’m like Italy! Kind of weird though since heritage-wise I’m more German..meh whatever!
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[ ]You love hamburgers.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[ ]You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature.
Yay! I’m most like America, makes sense my ideas get compared to his all of the time. I don’t know why I have good ideas. Then it’s China followed by England, and France and Russia who are tied.
And now for some other country people!!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ]You are very well-raised.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people. (in class cause I’m so quiet)
[ ]You smoke.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (depends on who it is)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
Wow, Spain topped the list. Weird.
List ten random characters! (yeah right, all I listed was Hetalia ‘cause it AWESOME! XD)
3.) N. Italy (Veneziano)
4.) S. Italy (Romano)
Then answer the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Kick his butt. NOBODY wakes me up in the middle of the night. Who care if he has super-strength!
Number 3 waked into the bathroom while you were showering?
Wonder how he got in since I locked that door…
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
YAY! PANCAKES! With real maple syrup! XD
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
evil laugh* play the oh so popular game of doodle on the Prussian.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Oh, what do you know there is French there after all! Just glad I didn’t turn out like him!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
I told him that new ninja skill was too dangerous! Did he listen? NOOO!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
…his precious tomatoes DIE!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Welp, I know who’s not becoming one with Mother Russia then!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will one do?
He’s the HERO! He’d save me! Then drag me to McDonalds.
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break you leg. What does 2 do?
He’d probably put it in a splint and stuff.
It's your birthday. What does 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He cusses and then get Spain to go and save me.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do?
He’d probably try to stop me.
You're about to marry Number 10. What's 1's reaction?
OMG! How could you?! You’re one of my citizens! (but why would I marry Russia?)
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
….that’s something I don’t want to find out…at all!
You compete in a tourtament. How does 9 support you?
Give me tomatoes!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Stare at me with a creepy smile on his face thinking about how even though I’m annoying I should still become one with Russia.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I’ve watched too much Hetalia that it’s settled into a very deep part of my brain and won’t disappear.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Yeah, most probably.
Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Possibly. All I know is that Hungary will probably be there taking pictures when it does.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Tell Germany and then Germany will cut off his beer intake. _
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
AWW CRAP! HE’S GONNA RAPE ME!!!
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never have a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell
Don’t worry! You’re the guy with anime and manga! You should be more worried about fighting off fangirls than not having one!
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
First off, I don’t think that Spain is shy. And second he’s too head over heels in love with Romano.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
….I’m going to have to learn Russian arent’ I?
Would 2 trust 5?
Yeah, I guess. If only he’d remember him!
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Wait! Romano pokes Russia? What the heck did they do to his tomatoes?!
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Pasta and beer!
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
…strippers? Well France at least.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that ok?
Yeah, it just looks like an anime character’s though! XD
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
He’s happy he was noticed.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about?
…no clue. Would Russia and Spain even talk to each other?
1 accendentally kicked 10?
WHOOPS! Another Cold War! XD
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen?
Spain would tease him about it. And then tell France and Prussia. Then those two would tease him.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Prussia gets them kicked out.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
He’d complain about how unawesome I am.
7 won the lottery?
He’d gloat in front of Iggy.
8 had quite a big secret?
It makes me very curious! _
9 became a singer?
I’d love to see that concert! :3
10 got a daughter?
I know he does! She’s Mosocw!
What would 1 think of 2?
He secretly loves him!
How would 3 greet 4?
Italy: Ciao fratello!
Romano: Shut the hell up, damnit!
What would 4 envy about 5?
That fact that he can turn invisible and get away from stuff.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
…still don’t want to know.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They’re both perverts.
What would make 7 be angry at 8?
Not making sexy enough in the anime and manga? (I saw it in a fanfiction! XD)
What would 9 never dare tell 10?
I want to become one with you. XD
What would make 10 scared of 1?
What would make Russia scared of America?
How do you feel right now.
Like I want pasta. XD
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two. What title would you give this fic?
So America and Spain are in a happy relationship until Spain suddenly runs off with Romano((sigh) we all knew it would happen one of these days). America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lithuania (bet Russia’s mad) and a brief unhappy affair with Russia(oh look Russia happy again…or maybe not it did say brief Unhappy affair) then follows the wise advice of Canada (Yay! Brotherly advice!) and finds true love with England.
Title: Stupid Authoress Answers Questions again without Checking.
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Russia and America? It’s the Cold War all over again! This time it’s the at home version!
32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
England and Poland…Crack, total crack. Or anything worse than crack.
33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Romano? Don’t know I usually like het pairings better, but he and Spain look so CUTE together! XD
34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Canada and Lithuania? No…I wonder why?
35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! (Baaaad joke . . . >.>;)
Prussia is afraid of France because France is after Japan and Spain. Be afraid Prussia, be afraid.
36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Japan…I don’t know. he’d have a lot of choices since he the one who invented it (NOT Korea! (just thought I put that out there)).
37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Lots. And he’d have to chug some vodka too.
38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Italy and Prussia or Italy and England? I’ll go for neither Alex! Prussia would scar Italy and England scares Italy.
39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
…it’s Prussia and France for crying out loud! Do I really need to say it?!
40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Alice in Wonderland…the guy was on drugs when he made it.
41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Italy and Lithuania... I have no clue, which ever has a evil alter ego.
42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
France and Russia?
I have no clue with this one.
43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Romano/England? No, unless England getting captured counts.
44. How hot would 7/3 be?
France and Italy. Wouldn’t be Italy totally clueless.
45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
If France walked in on England and Japan? England would yell at him and try and curs him while Japan would throw kunai knives!
46. What's 1's secret kink?
47. How about 12?
Sunflowers. Or vodka which ever.
48. Or perhaps 10?
49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
America x Italy x Canada.
The day the innocent were corrupted.
50. How about 2/4/6?
England x Romano x Prussia.
Anger Management 101. Since Prussia would be the one causing it.
51. Or even 7/8/9?
France x Japan x Spain
France Finally gets his way?
52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
America has a relationship with Prussia, but wants England. Prussia knows this, and breaks up with America to go pursue Italy, who's with Lithuania. Lithuania is also with Poland. Poland however, who's cheating on Lithuania with Japan. Japan finds out, and cheats with France, who is, in turn, cheating on Romano. America pursues England, who just broke up with Canada, who's now after Spain. America gives up on this, and ends up with Russia, while Canada finally ends up with Italy.
This is wrong on SO many levels.
53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Prussia and France?... do they even have cowboys over there?
54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Japan and America? Depends if that means that anime and manga get here faster I’d love it.
55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
England and Spain? England.
56. What if it was 3 and 9?
Italy and Spain? Rock-paper-scissors.
57. 4 and 9?
Romano and Spain. Don’t know.
58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
59. Or 2 het?
No, again. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE THAT?!
60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Canada and Spain? Don’t feel like it. Go away person.
61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
England x Spain x France
I can’t see this threesome much less write it.
62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Italy and France?! Italy would cosplay as pasta or as Germany…and as for France I don’t really want to know.
63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Lithuania and Russia. I think somewhere…
64. Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
65. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
66. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
67. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
68. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
England and Romano. Especially England, I made fun of his cooking a lot.
69) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Lithuania would say that they look very nice together.
70) How emo is Seven?
France? He’s not emo! He’s just perverted!
71) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
HAHAHA! America and Romano fighting over England! :D
America: paws off my Iggy! We’ve been together for many more years than you knew him!
Romano: Here’s what I think about that! (throws a tomato at America)
America: AHHH! Healthy stuff! Take that! (throws a hamburger at Romano)
Then it ends up being a food fight.
72) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?
He’d looked like they need to cut off the beer again.
73) What would a One/Two baby look like?
Uh…probably America’s hair and face, and they’d have England’s eyebrows!
74) What is Five's ultimate weakness?
Canada, I don’t know!
75) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
England and Romano…siblings. Who probably try to wring each other's necks on a daily basis...