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Joined 09-19-05, id: 900191, Profile Updated: 07-29-10
Author has written 25 stories for Eerie Queerie, Yami no Matsuei, Saiyuki, xxxHOLiC, Tsubasa Chronicle, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, One Piece, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

I’m a Laugher, Not an Angster

Pen name: FloBizet (Flo because it's cute and Bizet because it's the last name of the composer of "Carmen")

Birthdate: March 26, 1989 (Easter Day!)

IMPORTANT NOTICE! PLEASE READ IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING ANY OF MY STORIES(December 17, 2008): Alas, dearest readers! I greatly apologize to you all because I find that I am unable to continue or finish any of my stories. When I started this account, I wanted to be a writer. I was fairly successful for about two years on here when it comes to updating, and after "Let's Scar Syaoran!" I seemed to had solidified myself as "popular" in the ffnet Tsubasa world. Shoot, just a simple one shot would get over a hundred hits in one day, it was shocking! You would think that that would inspire me to continue my fics as fast as possible, wouldn't you? Well, July of 2007 rolled around. I was stuck on a crappy vacation and had brought a note book to outline the newest chapter of one of my fics. This idea didn't go through. See, instead of writing I began drawing. And, honest hand to God, I have not stopped drawing for more than one day ever since that fateful rainy day in a hotel room a year and a half ago.

Basically, I have discovered that I LOVE story telling and will continue story telling. Only, I want to express every aspect of the story to the audience, from inner thoughts from the characters to their exact expressions and looks at every moment they are in the story.

I deeply apologize to all of you who wanted a conclussion to my stories, and hopefully I'll get inspired to finish at least one at some point in time. I just figured that it would be best to make sure all of you are aware of why I'm not updating anything and feel you deserve some sort of apology. I'm REALLY sorry, believe me! But if I forced something out, it would be complete crap that I would be ashamed to post! So, I hope you all enjoyed the stories I did post and that they made you laugh and feel happy. And if it would appease any of you, that link at the top goes to my livejournal where I post a lot of doodles and art, both fandom and original works. Maybe I'll do a doujinshi? You never know!

I'VE HAD A LOT OF FUN THESE PAST THREE YEARS, AND, AGAIN, I'M REALLY SORRY TO YOU ALL! THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO READ, REVIEWED, AND FAVORITED MY STORIES, OR EVEN ME! YOU ALL MADE ME VERY HAPPY~! X3

UPDATE! (July 29, 2010): Updated "Crack is Whack!" with my Mary Sue parody to negate my actual canonxOC fic! And I have to say, the Tsubasa fandom? DEAD in comparision to what it was two years ago! XD But that's what happens when a series ends, sadly.

In the Works (July 29, 2010): Chapter 7/Part 2/final chapter of "Crack is Whack!"

In Planning (July 29, 2010): Final Chapter of "Let's Scar Syaoran!" (yes, you read that right)

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The Fairy Tales of Hetalia by nic98ole reviews
What do you get when you mix your favorite fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood and the characters of Axis Powers Hetalia? You get sheer insanity and parody, oh what joy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,870 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Canadino reviews
Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
On The Failings Of Dating A Single Parent by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
How would that look if he lost his temper with the child of someone he was trying to impress? It wouldn’t look good at all was how it would look.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,097 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - England/Britain, America
The Continuality of Existence by Trial of Ash reviews
Salvation appears in the guise of love. Would you believe in it if your life has always been in pieces? KuroxFay Yaoi
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,604 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Kurogane, Fai
Bolludagur by Canadino reviews
Bun Day - a holiday in Iceland where children awaken their parents with bun wands. Not that the nation himself would miss out on such a day, of course. T for implied Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Iceland - Complete
Secrets by himawarixxsandz reviews
I won't tell if you won't. First in AU series.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,915 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Double Shot Espresso by The Lovely Cynic reviews
People watching can certainly result in interesting relationships. //KuroFai mini-series//
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Fai, Kurogane
Pieces of Hurt by Reina-183 reviews
crossover with Kobato. KuroFai. Ever wonder where Kobato got all that pain and sadness during the bazaar? Sometimes, you push away the people you love to try to save them, and sometimes they come after you anyway.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Pirate In The Doll by Hack.Drawer reviews
The Depression and his confusing 'thing' with Zoro, the neighbor next door, were situations Sanji could deal with. The doll with its ugly face and even uglier background would be an entirely different story. Slash, AU COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,296 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Lost In Translation by Ontogenesis reviews
Lesson XI: Kurogane and Fai arrive at Yasha's keep.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006
In Dreams by SinisterBug reviews
AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,116 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Fairyland by Ontogenesis reviews
All stories must come to an end. Will Kurogane's have a happy ending?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Muraki meets Saya and Yuma by Dark-AmethystUnicorn reviews
Yay! My first YnM Fic! Just a little ficlet idea I've had for a while, hope everyone enjoys it cause I 've got a ton of these being drafted. T for very slight mention of sexual content.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Mikuni's Gift by Aleandri reviews
Christmas is coming to Mikuni's shrine! Kanau thinks about his role as servant and remembers what he left behind in life. Mikuni thinks about Kanau! Slight yaoi and fluff!
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Roses for the Dead by theCatandtheCow reviews
Two months after Kyoto, wounds still fresh and bleeding for two weak hearts. A single blooming rose may come to heal them, but all roses have thorns. Rated T for some violence and content on later chapters. COMPLETE!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,644 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
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Crack is Whack reviews
Chapter Six: Shizuka Yuki is the newest member of the Tsubasa Group! Join her in her journey as she and Fai work through their pasts to create a new and better future together! KuroganexOCxFai! Parody chapter, don't worry
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,161 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fai, Kurogane
Exhaustion can Cause Illussions reviews
Madeline knows that she's not in deep with anything. She knows she's just helping Izaya out of pinches. She knows he's not bad. What she doesn't know is how long she can convince herself of these things. READ THE NOTES PLEASE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Kurogane and Fai Go To WalMart reviews
When in dire need of batteries, Fai forces Kurogane to take him to WalMart. During their adventure, they encounter hitch hikers, mourn for road kill, have to put up with the night time staff, and many more annoyances. T for dirty thoughts and words.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
The Sisters CLAMP Fairy Tales: Tsubasa Edition! reviews
The group has been sucked into a book of fairy tales and must go through each story until they can get Sakura's feather! Oh, what merriment they shall have! Bit of a parody, as well. Chapter 8: The Frog Prince!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007
1001 Nights in Hitsuzen reviews
When a troubled king has killed every wife he's married after the first night, his advisor offers a blond man instead. By telling the king stories as a distraction, will this strange man be spared and also heal the king's heart? KFSS Based on 1001 Nights.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Father Figures Day reviews
A Fathers Day fic between Kurogane and Sakura as Sakura gives her father figure a gift! Kurogane is confused as anything but shows his gentle side... so long as no one saw. Chapter Two: It's Mothers Day now, so Syaoran gives his mother figure a gift, too!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Kindergarten: Colorful Hell reviews
Sanji starts kindergarten after throwing numerous tantrums against the idea. There, he makes new friends, learns new lessons, and discovers that boys don't cook... did I mention he also helps Zoro lose some baby teeth? Includes Kitty Mihawk! I'm serious.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sanji
I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it! reviews
In which Sanji is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. There's only so much humiliation one can stand, after all. Totally crack, with OOC characters and spoilers for 494.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sanji - Complete
Is This Heaven? reviews
Sanji has died and gone to heaven... Literally. Don't take the death seriously for this is pure crack. And it's being continued! Chapter three: Soooo... what the hell was that?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sanji, Zoro
Three's a Crowd So Four is Plain Wrong reviews
Technically AU. After a few weeks of Fay living with Kurogane in Nihon, Fay decides to recreate Chi causing Kurogane's chances of gettin' some lessen, which causes him to play matchmaker. Believe it or not, more issuses then occur afterward. KuroFay
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
Let's Scar Syaoran! reviews
Exactly what it says. Happy fun time scarring the poor boy with much KuroFainess! Accepting ideas from reviewers. Chapter 16: Blossoming Part 1. It's Sakura's unwilling turn to scar the boy! Geez, I need to update more often. It's been three months!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
The Quest of Sir Kurogane reviews
Sir Kurogane is sent out on a quest to rescue a princess for his princess. What trials await him as he comes across a boy yielding a ladle, his noble bunny steed, a confused gypsy girl, and a mage most annoying yet sexy? And we can't forget the witch!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
Chicken Soup for the Tsubasa Lover's Soul reviews
A one shot section of family and romantic fluff since we're experiencing a heavy fog of angst lately. Chapter 5: Upon finding a yellowed haired kid in the woods, Kurogane begrudgingly takes on the role of hero. Except he was the cause of the kid's trouble
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,536 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
How to Sell Girl Scout Cookies! reviews
Four scenarios illustrating the best tactics to sell your cookies! Crack be here along with minor bad language issues on Kuro's part.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Oh, the Innocence of Children! reviews
Chapter 2: A trip to the zoo could mean many things. In this case, it means conversing with gorillas while others freak out about the kid in the gorilla pit. What's a father to do? Little fluff, mainly humor, T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Cloud Nine reviews
He was dancing in the fountain, soaking wet from head to toe, and the entire town thought he was a crazy girl. And yet, Kurogane thought that he had never looked happier. KuroFai fluff because we desperately need it right now. PLEASE READ NOTES!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Fuji Pheromones reviews
Pheromones: biological substances that influence sexual and other behaviors in animals and may do the same in humans, as in one Fuji Syuusuke. Seriously, EVERYBODY loves him! Why not speed up the process of when? Fujixeveryone else.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Fuji S.
Is This My Wonderland? reviews
After seeing the horrible future that awaits them, Sakura finds herself in a Wonderland like world where her friends seem to have no memory of her. As she tries to understand what's going on, will she instead understand her friends? Some SS and KF.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2007
Afterlife Ain't So Dark reviews
Drabbles and short stories containing anything from fluff to humor. Chapter 9: Muraki attempts to rape Tsuzuki! GASP! What will Tsuzuki do?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006
Government vs Hocus Pocus reviews
Yuuko is being forced out of her shop to make room for a mall. But, of course, she isn't going to just sit back and let them.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary! reviews
Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Murder, He Said reviews
AU When Tsuzuki is invited to a dinner at his great uncle's house, he never expected there to be so many questions, not to mention a murder. Eventual Tsusoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006
Ah, the Power of Chibi reviews
Mysteries solved, cuteness abound, and curious happenings. Humor? Depends on what you find funny. And I have no idea how many times I used chibi
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Funny Little Valentines reviews
Formerly What would be.. How do you buy a gift for someone you love, when in your mind, they seem to dislike everything? You get rabid matchmakers, idiot shopping methods, and cupids out to shoot you, that's what! Primarily TxH, but there's also TxW and W
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
A Day with Mikuni and Kanau reviews
MikuniKanau: Btw, 1st fic, so have mercy, bitte! Okay, I've always wondered what exactly Kanau and Mikuni do during their normal days, so here's my thinking. Humor? Meh, slight,I guess.More romance, later.
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005