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Joined 09-20-05, id: 900410, Profile Updated: 04-11-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Bleach.
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Does He Know You? by KurlyQ722 reviews
I knew you then... Do I know you still? I do know you, love, and always will. Never let go of the one who holds your heart.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 600,121 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 1/28/2012 - [Mercedes J., Sam E.]
Polaris by nerd4music reviews
Mercedes Jones lives a life of self-imposed solitude. What happens when an 8-year reunion forces her to confront her past demons and question her future? Can she face the hard truths? Mercedes/Sam, Mercedes/Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,892 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Finn H., Mercedes J., Sam E.
Little Wonders by tensionandthrill reviews
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. Sam, Mercedes, and their children, Cameron and Lilliana, are the happiest. This is a look at their world in a series of moments. A Samcedes family fic with frequent bursts of Tike .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 143,625 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Dogs Don't Know It's Not Bacon by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
S&M. Shiny gold shorts, lap dances, neon lights, inappropriate displays of affection in public, animal print and sex; just the way Mercedes Jones likes it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,400 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Where Are My Panties? by VicariousSinning reviews
Sam and Mercedes meet then hookup at a college party. When she leaves something behind, he's determined to find then keep her. AU. Rated M because you know why. Enjoy and feedback is my crack!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,765 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
The CEO's Assistant by BriellaBleu reviews
Sam is the CEO of an advertising business and he's also a heartless bastard. He hires sweet but sassy Mercedes to be his new assistant and over time they fall in love. However, will lies, secrets, and misunderstandings drive them apart?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 214,337 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Newton's Law by TellNoOne reviews
An opposing force is met with an equal and opposite force. Hope against defeat. Love against hate. When Sam's world is crumbling around him, can he find something equally great? Or maybe something even greater? Sam/Mercedes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 277,853 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Lesson in Human Nature by DreaC reviews
Mercedes Jones had an image consultant, a personal trainer, a designer, and a personal make-up artist, but what she didn't have were friends. A chance encounter with a certain pizza boy may just provide her with more than she could ever ask for.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,106 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Anytime, Anyplace by VicariousSinning reviews
Random Samcedes drabbles of an adult nature. Some AU, some canon. Enjoy and feedback is my crack!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,568 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Make Someone Happy by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
S&M. "Make just one someone happy and you will be happy, too." Little love story derived from Jimmy Durante's song "Make Someone Happy".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Bouquet of Clumsy Words by nerd4music reviews
Sam and Mercedes are parting ways, but their hearts are forever intertwined. The future is bright with possibility. One-shot prequel to "Polaris" series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Advanced Potion Making by medievalruins reviews
Due to a failure to show up for class, Draco Malfoy gets stuck with Hermione Granger as a Potions partner. But a night that began with making a Befuddlement Draught, quickly turned into a night of pleasure, and then of disaster. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Risk Worth Taking by stalling-midnight reviews
Hermione Granger, the good girl. In her last year at Hogwarts, will she step outside the lines? Will she let enemies become friends and friends become more? Will she take the only risk worth taking? please READ & REVIEW !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,973 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Drabble a Day by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
365 days... 365 drabbles. Somehow, the year is over, and this collection is now complete. I want to thank everyone who read and reviewed this for all your incredible support as this year-long project progressed one day, and one drabble, at a time. THANKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 104,073 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Primitive Pleasures by Goku's Daughter reviews
Prequel to Primitive Instincts. A Hollow craves Shinigami once it has a taste. An Espada, who evolve from the lesser hollow, retains some of these urges. A GrimmjowxRukia one-shot of how he first took her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 4,977 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rain Keeps Pouring by petitesorciere reviews
The weather is awful, Hermione is alone, and Draco is being particularly vile. What happens when a bet is made? Over 43000 reads, how awesome is that! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,947 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sexy Candy by Rynnette Lively reviews
Kisuke makes a new erotic candy that is akin to a powerful aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, Yoruichi finds his new creation and samples his supply, leaving him to deal with a very horny kitty.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
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A Trip for the Ages reviews
It has to be hard for Ichigo Kurosaki to look his best friend in the eye, especially since he's sleeping with his best friend's girlfriend. What will happen though, when a school trip leads to secrets being exposed?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Ichigo K.
Big Girls Don't Cry reviews
Hermione Granger has it all... a great boyfriend, a nice job, and a supportive family and friends. But when a letter comes in the middle of the night will that threaten everything she has worked for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teenagers reviews
He was seen as a target. Now the target has a way to exact revenge on his oppressors. Will he accept that opportunity? Or will he continue to allow the excessive beatings to take place? Read and review please! PROLOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE FINALLY!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Makes me wonder reviews
Of all the hell he's been put through. Being without her... is by far the worse type of hell seen in his eyes. PostDH. One shot. Song fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete