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Joined 09-20-05, id: 900711, Profile Updated: 04-21-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

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Yellow! I'm Sam. I like writing and reading, and people, and talking, and I really could just go on with this, but I'll stop for your sake.

I have an odd obsession with Supernatural...no seriously...don't get me started talking about it. I'll keep talking until you understand every.single.detail.

Heroes, Bones, Fringe, and American Idol are good too.

I love movies, got a suggestion, I'll watch it. For free of course, but still.

I love music, I'll listen to anything from unknown electronica bands on myspace, to 50 cent and Public Enemy, and all the way back to the Beatles.

My age shouldn't matter as long as I can carry an intellegent conversation, right? I assure you, I'm not a retarded 13 year old...but I used to be. Shut up, don't judge me.

I'm way out of my anime phase, but I still watch the underground and the non-fantarded kind. Like Beck...I like Beck. The Get Backers are good too.

TWILIGHT CAN KISS MY MUTHA-FUCKING ASS AND YOU CAN HATE ME FOR IT IF YOU WANT. THE FIRST BOOK WAS GOOD, BUT AFTER THAT, I COULDN'T FORCE MYSELF TO READ HER HURRIED, BORING, BULLSHIT.

I absolutely love comic books. Raised on them, actually. The 90s were the age of comic book cartoons...and now there's new ones. HOLLA AT CHU NICKTOONS NETWORK AND DISNEY XD.

!!BIG-IMPORTANT-NOTE-THAT-YOU-SHOULD-READ!!

I'm deleting a bunch of stories. I think I've evolved as a writer, and I need a clean slate. So all my trash is going out the window. My crack-tastic ones will stay, because they're supposed to be stupid, but a lot of the serious ones suck too. So if you look back and notice that your favorite story is gone...I hope the best for your taste in fanfic, and I hope you like my new, better ones...when I get around to writing them.

Fav. Quotes

"Viewer discretion is advised. If you have a history of heart problems or a weak stomache do not view this image. (shows image of Katara and Mei blended together) ((random person)) OMG! MY EYES! THEY BURN! ACK!(dies)"- my brother and me making fun of those nick commercials

"Now you see, my friends, every element has its strengths and weaknesses... ... ...BUT FIRE'S STILL THE BEST!(runs away)"- Iroh on an Avatar Super-Short...el, oh, el.

"THE CRACKMONKEYS ARE COMING!"- me after too much sugar

"I speak ghetto-nese!"- my cousin

"YOU HORKER!"(hor+fucker) - me & jackiiiee

"OMG DID THEY PUT YOUR TEETH BACK AFTER!" -this girl named Seirra

"I'M CUBULAR!"- Evelyn during Math

"STOP LAUGHING! ONE DAY I WILL RULE THE WORLD...or go insane...whichever comes first."-me when my cousin and Veronika were laughing at me for liking William Mosely(the guy from The Chronicles of Narnia)

"Be yourself, because the people who MIND don't MATTER and the people who MATTER don't MIND!"- Dr.Suess

"You never really grow up, you just learn how to behave in public."-dunno

"We're on the K." - lol. kool aid is a drug. stfu

" Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped." - love it.

"We're not retards, we ARE retard. We're the definition DAMN IT!" "YOSH!" - true true

"Do they put yogurt in those boxes? No...no." -Fiber commercial...heh

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The Other Side of Possibility by PriestessOfNox reviews
It has been over a year since Superman has returned to the past & Brainy had isolated himself from the others. During a mission he falls through a wormhole that takes him to a dimension where Krypton had not been destroyed & another KalEl is there. SLASH
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,288 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 11/25/2007
Redefining Perceptions of Insanity by Aurilia reviews
Pre-series AU: In Sam's sophomore year at Stanford, the Zombie Apocalypse brings his education to a screeching halt. Rated for language, gore, and violence. Not slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,072 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sam W., Dean W.
Little Boy Wonder by boboskiwatin reviews
PreSeries. Zack arrives at the lab. Completely squints centric! AU cause in this Zack likes boys. Ch26!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Zach A.
And The Warden Sang by Mummyluvr reviews
My Bloody Valentine crossover. When Dean passed the sign announcing his entrance into Harmony, Pennsylvania, he saw the last day of his life, clear as a bell, all blood and gore and hellhounds in a small town with a similar name. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Entertaining Angels by Laura of Maychoria reviews
A strange boy shows up at Dean and Sam’s motel room. Maybe he needs help, or maybe he’s there to help them—they can’t quite tell. Spoilers through 4.10. Not an OC.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Cultural Experience of a Different Kind by WinchesterPhantom reviews
HP/SPN. When a freak vision leads the Winchesters to the land of knights, wizards and castles, Hogwarts and the Magical community will never be the same again...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,394 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Sam W.
Jigsaw by Ice Queen1 reviews
A slight glimpse into the life of the Winchester Brothers in high school, with insights on the two brothers from their teachers, and one incident that allows them to truly see what it means to be a Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Yugi And Joey In Literature Class by Stormrose Dewleaf reviews
Yugi and Joey are working on a paper in Literature class, Joey is asking the stupidest questions, and Yugi has to help him find the answer without giving away the answer itself.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Yūgi M., K. Jounouchi - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Tekken, The Biographies by NerdzClub reviews
Who killed Brian Fury? How does Panda legally traverse heavily populated urban areas unnoticed? Who or what the heck is Yoshimitsu? Find out the answers to these and more in Tekken, The Biographies, the sequel to Tekken, the Documentary. CHAPTER 3 OUT!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Wonderland by Jeffrei Star reviews
a poem i wrote about the messed up yet intriging world of wonderland
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
NekoChan by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Our imaginations have more power then we realize. LeeOC. Small mentions of LeexSakura, which abruptly end in Chapter 11.STORY COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,709 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
The Mishima Family Theme Song by klepto-maniac0 reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Good for a laugh or a WTF look.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
SPRINKLERS! by lallyzippo reviews
...What is WRONG with Kiba? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
It's Called Poking Fun by Aison Armigen reviews
A normal day of the mishmashed Order! Crazy, insane, with emoangst and lovechildren! Original Order includes Axel Xemnas Zexion Demyx Xaldin Larxene Marluxia Xigbar Luxord. Rated for lang.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Staring out by duziekat reviews
i wrote a poem from Shikamaru's point of view and well here it is. sorry if it sucks or who knows it might even be good. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fly by DreamingIris reviews
Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Your Basic Naruto Addiction by t0talpwnage reviews
20 Ways of you reconizing yourself as a NARUTARD! Yay! First chap: 20 ways. Second Chap: The daily life of a Narutard. Two shot. Flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006
Ramen and Rice by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
This is just a sweet fic of how Kiba and Hinata came to be!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
30 Ways To Irritate Aburame Shino by kikofreako reviews
Kikofreako assumes no responsibility and advises against trying any of this at home. Or anywhere else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Konoha Commercials by Mad-4-Manga reviews
Making fun of our commercial culture and our reactions to it, all in the world of Naruto with Naruto's characters. Expect to be bombarded with allusions to the nth degree and dangerous OOCity. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
IRHNIWTCY, YJY by mc.hearts.ak reviews
He is determined to be the strongest.I think he is retarded. And so is that guy. And me? I’m just the dude in the shadows that when you least expect it...BAM! I’ve taken your chick,your left shoe and all the bugs in your hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Movie Night by Spastic Bookworm reviews
The group of friends watch Superman and have a conversation about movie heros. Teeniest bit au, history wise.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Car Ride by FastForward reviews
What happens when a Kiba who can't drive a standard, and a Naruto who can't drive at all get put behind the wheel of Sasuke's standard Honda Civic? Based on a true story :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Cookie Monster by prettigurl7 reviews
Its the middle of the night, and Kimiko wants cookies! What happens when Raimundo finds her trying to get the cookies! RaiKim! ONESHOT!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Where's Pikachu, Ash? by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Has anyone ever told Sasuke that the Uchiha symbol looks remarkably like a pokeball? Well, Naruto decides to do so. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eastern Rose by FMAGurlie920 reviews
This is my first fic, so please take it easy on me. Roy adopts his best friend's child, this is her story. The Elrics come in later. Rated M for later chapters. COMPLETE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,955 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Rio by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, RaiKim] Between the sea and the mountains, under the sun, the wind omnipresent. It was the best place to be.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
It's A Tradition by valkyrie-alex reviews
Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Sirius by Living in a fantasy reviews
Sirius is gone. Myself and a few various characters have written some poems and letters in an eternal tribute to the forever favorite, Sirius Black. Revised version
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Beat It? reviews
This is crack-tasticily cracky self-indulgence. I wanted them dancing, I made them dance. Shut up, don't judge me. There's an OC, too. But not a mary-sue, and not a love interest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bigger Than You reviews
dunno where it came from. rated for slight language on my part, and...erm...implications. might turn into a series of oneshots, depending if you guys like it enough. FLAMES WELCOME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete